EP #044 - "EVERYONE WELCOME SAM!!" (feat. Sam)

An episode of the The Yapaholics podcast, hosted by Dak and Seth, titled "EP #044 - "EVERYONE WELCOME SAM!!" (feat. Sam)" was published on October 14, 2025 and runs 74 minutes.

October 14, 2025 ·74m · The Yapaholics

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Summary

This week on The Yapaholics, Seth welcomes a brand-new (and very furry) co-host — his dog Samwise Gamgee, a two-year-old lab mix with a love for walks, farts, and stealing the spotlight. We get the full story on how Sam came to join the family — from the emotional rehoming to the first night at home, poop walks included. Then we dive into a military-movie breakdown as Seth reviews Netflix’s new series Boots (based on The Pink Marine) and explains exactly what Hollywood gets wrong about Marine Corps boot camp. Things take a theological turn when we ask the hard question: If Jesus had to buy wine, what brand would He choose? Spoiler: we’re leaning Prosecco.Topics this episode:🐶 Getting a Dog – Meet Samwise Gamgee🚶‍♂️ Dog Walking, Pooping & Fart Updates🏠 The Rehoming Story & Emotional Goodbye🎓 Training, Kennel Life & Dog Toys Gone Wrong🎥 Netflix Review: Boots / The Pink Marine🇺🇸 What Hollywood Gets Wrong About Marines📺 True Crime Tease: The Perfect Neighbor Documentary🍷 “If Jesus Bought Wine…” — Theological Wine Debate🥂 Prosecco, Popcorn & Poor Life ChoicesFrom heartfelt to hilarious, this episode has everything — poop jokes, puppy love, military rants, and divine drink debates. Basically, if you’ve ever wondered how a Marine, a dog, and Jesus’ wine preferences end up in the same conversation… you’ve come to the right podcast.And remember: if your dog farts, your wine spills, or Netflix lets you down — just call it character development.

Episode Description

This week on The Yapaholics, Seth welcomes a brand-new (and very furry) co-host — his dog Samwise Gamgee, a two-year-old lab mix with a love for walks, farts, and stealing the spotlight. We get the full story on how Sam came to join the family — from the emotional rehoming to the first night at home, poop walks included. Then we dive into a military-movie breakdown as Seth reviews Netflix’s new series Boots (based on The Pink Marine) and explains exactly what Hollywood gets wrong about Marine Corps boot camp. Things take a theological turn when we ask the hard question: If Jesus had to buy wine, what brand would He choose? Spoiler: we’re leaning Prosecco.

Topics this episode:

🐶 Getting a Dog – Meet Samwise Gamgee

🚶‍♂️ Dog Walking, Pooping & Fart Updates

🏠 The Rehoming Story & Emotional Goodbye

🎓 Training, Kennel Life & Dog Toys Gone Wrong

🎥 Netflix Review: Boots / The Pink Marine

🇺🇸 What Hollywood Gets Wrong About Marines

📺 True Crime Tease: The Perfect Neighbor Documentary

🍷 “If Jesus Bought Wine…” — Theological Wine Debate

🥂 Prosecco, Popcorn & Poor Life Choices

From heartfelt to hilarious, this episode has everything — poop jokes, puppy love, military rants, and divine drink debates. Basically, if you’ve ever wondered how a Marine, a dog, and Jesus’ wine preferences end up in the same conversation… you’ve come to the right podcast.

And remember: if your dog farts, your wine spills, or Netflix lets you down — just call it character development.