Ep 1 – Hot Beer, Cold Intros

In our chaotic debut, we crack open some beers (mostly cans, obviously) and drop 12 hot takes that’ll either make you laugh or unfriend us. Topics include: why LeBron’s retirement won’t ruin the NBA, why girls who say “he’s like a brother to me” are capping, and why nobody actually likes baseball—they just like the vibes.We settle the can vs. bottle debate, expose Guinness drinkers under 20, and question if Post Malone might secretly be one of the best singers alive. Also: the beer store run is better than the party, Tinder is LinkedIn for hot people, and every friend group has that one guy who’d sell you out for $500.This is Hot Beer, Cold Takes—where the takes are reckless, and the beer isn’t actually that cold.Hot Beer, Cold Takes