Hello ladies and gentlemen Eli Silverman here welcome to another episode of cheap show and here's the other host this show Paul Ganon Hello welcome to cheap show the economy comedy podcast Hey you and your fucking mood repossi A nice clean one no matter about subverting expectations look I don't know it's a very expectations Do you know what Paul what feel like a corpse Okay, I feel like a corpse corpse why? Oh dear If same shit different day with you Did you know mr. Blobby had a wife? He did yeah, oh, I'm just not handy this document.
Yeah, oh he's handling me a document. You were asking about it. What? I'll give you a minute.
What's it? You were asking Paul. So yeah here it is what? I'm gonna see you officially.
It's my CRB check. What's that mean? I ain't done no kids or nothing This all robbed anyone or nothing like that So this base this for that you've given me says that police records of convictions, courtions, reprimands and warnings Nominated. Thank you very much.
I would stand up member of this society What what you are don't go play the innocent with me now. You are she said I'm not I'm gonna carry on with you I don't feel safe in the house of pickles that it might be a murder hotel of some sort He said to me and I said I will prove to you. I'm clean as a whistle governor 25 credit costs just wow, okay, I'm so yeah, I literally don't know Well done for not to make any course not but yet well Then done what cliff I'm gonna see you next time on cheap show spoiler warning. I didn't good But we don't know now you've laid the seeds of doubt So is it is it 103 episode 103?
Yes, I'm gonna do 103 so it's like the 103 episode of Captain or chep so it's some of my badge chep stow someone saw my badge and she goes why do you like Cheps though, I was like what you bad shit so I said you should say I'm from cockamow I want to see me play what I'm of course Yes, I did you saw the cockamow shoe horned in cockamow. Yeah because why I got nothing Honestly pull up nothing this week man. I'm sorry CRB so that's one thing yeah, well congratulations. You're not a criminal Yeah, what have we got coming on on the show this week well first up is Eli Fox a chimp whoa What's that that's where we get a chimp out donated by a fan out we get chimp do they yeah?
Is that your go-to comedy animal no? Not chimp no, what do you know I'd like to Yeah, why because he's endangered He's a vulnerable I think for mono trims in distress Wow well See I'll be check sometime soon. No, I put in a tanking everything keep it. Yeah, I got it Do you know they're venomous are they yeah?
The only venomous how do they inject the venom? How do they? They're not probably Okay, Google they gave me a look ladies and when I said there's platypus great album title Biodiversity library exhibitions the platypus is classified among egg laying mammals monotremes male platypuses have a poison apparatus on their hind legs Blah, there are poison glands in the thighs and a hollow spur near the heel The sting is not dangerous to humans, but it is extremely painful and causes rapid swelling in the stung area cycle that dangerous Yeah, it's not dangerous, but it's dangerous. Yeah, you wouldn't want it to happen to you.
It's dangerous. Well, there you go Who said you don't learn anything on cheap show me? Yeah? No, we've got lots of things coming up on the economy comedy podcast today, okay, like so Join the show the live show stay seagated with a little bag full of Japanese treats and candies We'll be just diving into those because there's gonna be a lot of them So I'm gonna set a limit by myself just half an hour to burn through as much as we can like yes, otherwise we'll one day We gotta be focused and we gotta be driven I'm gonna get through this shit out a bunch of Japanese food.
I gotta get through this bomb Blum, blum, blum, gotta get through this Blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum Barrel the sound of two men scraping a barrel. Yeah, anyway, we've got that and then it's we didn't think we'd be back so soon But it's no lebmonds watch whoo Yeah, and it's risen from his grave It's a prowl for the format of the show we'd expunged him well We'd had expunged him cuz cheap cheap cheap it was over. Yeah, so we've kind of a little mini kind of vocal pod exorcist You could argue but no he's back and it's this is the sequel. This is like the heretic You've seen the heretic.
No, you know it's an exorcist who the heretic. Oh, just call that exorcist who isn't it? Exorcist who the heretic. Yes, no, he's an exist who he called the heretic.
Yeah, no or legacy No, two is the heretic. Yeah with fluffizuzu. Yeah, and James Earl Jones. Yeah, I've never seen it It's it's stinks.
I saw a number three in the cinema. That's the one that's mostly like a crime thriller with us But then it's got that great job They have to throw in a possession again, as with the end of the movie just to please the Oh, yeah, like what's cool. It's three mate. It's now accesses as a moon in is it?
Well put one in put one in sick of Exorcist's is just put one in go on. I like to do that on a Saturday night when it's a bit dull. Yeah, but next is a mob Yeah, I was that go well, I just get possessed by a demon. Yeah call my mate.
Yeah, pre pre Steve Bob pre Steve Bob Firsty Bob comes round. Yeah, yeah, he says out evil spirits out. Yeah And it comes out me yeah, a big gooey blob. Yeah, and then it what crawls away But where's it go eating kind of sticks of ceiling and then you have to spang it off.
Oh, right? Okay, so you have to just like clean out clean out my demon cage. Yeah, that's good. I mean out the empty barrel So let's just crack on one star.
Yeah, go on fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Well, it's a bag of stuff to eat. So this is a special cheap eats Japanese edition. I guess so no I'm reasonably aware that you can't eat fish. There's not much fish in this you know You know because there's a list of stuff she was a list of whatever it is so we can we know what we're putting That's a jokey.
Yeah, that's pure essence of evil. Yeah, it was so we're gonna get trying it through this about half an hour, right? Okay, so I'm gonna stop at half an hour. Yeah, I'm gonna do this now.
I'm setting a time. I'm cleaning cleaning out my palate internally All right, I'm doing it now. I'm resetting it and go dilly. So what 30 minutes?
We're off So first thing I want to get out the way right now is something I gotta get out the way right now first right it's this Fish it's nice as gift for Paul. We're doing all to eat pure smile. What do you think it is? Oh, look, it's not you're not like look at the back.
It has a picture of a bird a chicken a chicken on it. Yeah Pure smile, right? I'll tell you what it is because we're not messing about Daniel. This is a face mask You open it you peel it you put it on your face for 25 minutes 15 20 minutes to face mask I'm gonna put it on you putting it on now.
Yeah, you're gonna have to take a picture on me. Okay, all right I'm up for this give it a smell Does it have a smell is it a wet mask? Oh, oh? I don't know what smells like oh, it smells like artificial raspberry.
Oh, yeah, it does a little bit a little bit Yeah, it's got a fishing under time mate. Yeah Yes, yes, it does the following signs occur. Please stop using immediately and consult a bit. Oh god Sweaty itchy red swollen things you are allergic to fish.
There's fish in that's gonna. No, there's no fishing this balloon Nice red balloons Paul is in the fucking sky. He is going out today and what's he done with his face mask on? I don't even want to put this on actually slimy It's chicken it's got chicken design on it.
It's not well, they could be fish just by logically candy fish Anything could be fish is this it is slimy as fuck. I was gonna put it's juicy all over your fingers I was gonna put this on but I'm not gonna put no mate. Don't put this on. It's for you.
Yeah, I can't put this on That's a slimy chicken face. It's a slimy is chicken bit torn. No, you're fucking out. Let me have a go.
Oh, it's coming It's slimy as fuck. Oh Yeah, oh here we go Put it on Oh Oh, come on put it on. I'm putting it on then. Wait.
We've got one of us has to put it on. Oh, it's probably good. Oh Good for you. It looks like oh, it looks like a Mexican wrestler Right, I got I smell bad.
Oh, it's all dripping on side of me. Wow, that is what you gotta get that on for 15 minutes Oh, I'll still be able to get stuff in my mouth. Yeah, you will but it's hand me some it's like we have to hurry up I know it's unpleasant as fuck Slimy on my face. Oh, it's a face mask for what skin so my skin will benefit from this.
Yeah, I hope I'm going to start to swell up. No You can get rid of that anytime you want if you really want actually though. You don't have to work for 15 minutes because you're right in my Interfeit with all the eating I'll try one thing I'll stick it in my mouth through the slit. Let's find the paper with all the information on right Paul Neillite.
I'm a little bit Japanese snacks and here's a collection of weird wonderful and interesting. Hope you enjoy the snacks Thank you for the show below is a menu of what is on offer I've also put it some erasers for Eli and a chicken face mask for Paul Oh, oh, I'm wearing the chicken face mask. Yeah, it's like kind of all letters in the room. So I'm gonna be a razors Here's one.
What do you think of that? Oh fucking excellent. I saw this at the time. Yeah, this is a hot wheels car But it's an eraser and I obviously didn't even know it was an eraser when I saw it Oh car hard shell eraser.
Yeah, so it's got actually has a bit of metal on it and that will go from my other two I suppose I've got a bubble blowing one and you're a five in the Jetsons to very very cool little razor cars Very nice. I like hot wheels. Here's the next eraser. Oh, it's pizza.
It's an eraser Oh god, what it's like someone spat at me This is coming off appealing it off. Oh, it's nasty. Oh Chicken mask Right, yeah, well you're on your nest Come on time is this is fucking excellent. I love this pizza eraser.
Yeah, I've got a proper little collection going out You like it the nice little collection was really interesting stuff like we found it in the last episode with all the battleships and everything Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so let's get kicking off with all this stuff then um shrimp mayonnaise Ooh marble ooh marble monster monster. Munch text you said so let's It's shrimp. Oh, you can eat it then can't I can and I will is that right? No, that's the second one.
I'm trying to match the item here. We go. I found it the list. She's actually taking photos It's very yeah, right.
So what does she say this is it just says shrimp mayonnaise Or marble and it has a cartoon cat who is fishing. Yeah, and there's a little lobster. Yeah cheeky lobster cheeky Loves cutting the cat's net. Yeah, and there's another lobster in the air.
Yeah riding a mayonnaise bottle Well, I've got another one that's similar. Oh, it's like a giant fucking monster munch. Oh, it's like a stick of giant monster munch Look at this. I got one too, but this one is cheese.
Well, you can have that one and this one's got a Looks like an animal of some kind singing into a microphone. Oh god smell this. Oh, I'm also smell this Just describing this smell my fish stick. It's a cat in a little suit singing into a microphone with its own face playing along with the band made up of Sunflowers playing guitars now cheese then no These mines got themed so it's got the lost smell my fishy stick It's going in I'm gonna open this one Go get some then oh, well you don't do it out the cheese one.
Don't eat another bit Well, they want the reaction for it's just a very strange. I've never had a corn based fish snack before in my life I guess that's a good point. I don't know. Is they probably flavored like skips.
That's yeah, right? You carry on the podcast out there fucking hell. Well, I'm gonna try the cheesy one again. Looks the same looks like a massive big monster munch finger It's cheesy and have a little bit I'm gonna be as a zealous as overzealous as Eli was Okay, it's strong cheese flavor.
I have a bite of that. That's like a fucking massive cylindrical. What's it? It's a lot of flavor It settles after a while but that first bite's really intense sweet cheese.
Yeah, oh, it's got a very deep cheesy cheesy flavor to it Yeah, moving up Happy turn like those you didn't like it. Oh, yeah, let's just give it thumbs up on down. Oh, thumbs up I would knibble that already. I'd suck it down.
I bet you were a bit of a shock in that one. All right next one happy turn Happy turn soy sauce cheese flavor. Oh, yeah cheesy soy crisps stroke biscuits plow Cheese my mouth if you're soy flavored cheese. Is this it?
Oh god. I've still got slime on my face Yep, no, it's this one. So this is the happy turn soy sauce cheese flavor get them at right? They look like wait There's some kind of cheesy distress He said oh no don't eat me.
I'm king cheese. I'm king cheese and don't eat me. Oh, fuck it. Oh someone's put jam on the cheese Oh, they are they put soy sauce.
Oh, that's soy sauce on it's cheese. It's quite an unorthodox thing. It's not Apparently not What's the half like what's the half saying? Interesting.
I don't know sweet Oh, really? Mmm. They all individually wrapped. Yeah, they're little cheese and soy biscuits.
Yeah, all right. I've taken my now. It's got a translucent purple printed Yeah, like a pulled sweet. It's right.
It's like a biscuit in a ball sweet wrapper It's a man of soy sauce. Yeah, it's a rice cracker They kind of simply get things that are smaller in those um packs of uh Japanese crack in me. I should you know, I like that Yeah, thumbs up right definite. That's nice.
Right. You gotta get through this. I gotta get through this God, I'm on gummies great flavored sticky. Oh, she's in soy sauce ones.
Yeah. Oh, they are nice. They got a nice moorish aftertaste. Captain cheese.
Yeah, right My ex's nickname for the older Fuck Did I used to do stuff that was funny on this podcast? No, I don't remember if you don't do anything fucking funny on this part. Right. Here we go.
Oh, this then these are the grape gummies Yeah, yeah, we're happy with great flavor. That's got one of those cats on it. Yeah, I think that's what Dottie Von is. I think it's that's an actual character, isn't it?
These are great Oh, they're like little mini hoes ones Yeah, they like those ones which the he-man ones. Yeah, like little Ashen toast ashes tasted somewhat. Oh really on a recent on uh loot crate episode and he said they were lovely. They are lovely You just don't see this a lot in this country, but they've kept with the tray based gummy basically I can't peel that fucking one out peel the gummy out of its trough.
I can't really sticky. Oh, mate. You're fucking everything up today. I'm gonna say Is it great?
Yeah, it's about that American grape taste. Oh, they are quite hard to get out. Yes. See, I wasn't just being a clots Nice.
That stuck totally to the inside of it. Yeah, it's quite intense. It must have I forgot to take pictures of this. I mean, you need to take pictures Well, I'll take one of them off after it's fine.
Okay, it's still there quite well carved but the cat in his little tambourine and I'm about to eat a door Well, I bet you've never said that before. Greaty. Greaty. Thumbs up.
Thumbs up for me. I thumbs up that. Yeah, right next one. Oh, it's a Kit Kat Ikiniari dango Japanese Kit Kats.
Oh, yeah, I can already dangle flavour. Mochi filled with sweet potato and azuki red bean. Oh, that's novel in it. That's novel in general.
Let's have a look for it fucking Kit Kat. Oh, you have a look at those here. It's not so little non-tik Kit Kat. Oh, little naughty Kit Kat.
They're all the same though, right? I might do the rest of the segment in this voice. No, don't. All right.
All right. That is a bear. Yeah. What?
Well, bears doing different things on different packets, but it's the same. Don't get caught in the trap. Yeah, he looks startled in that picture. Well, that bear that he looks happy and greedy.
Different, but is it so flavour? Yeah, probably collect them all collect all the bear expressions is another one on the third. Oh, he's giggling Paul. The bear is giggling.
Look. Yeah, he's having a little giggle. I covered his mouth. It's what he's thinking is I did a shit because I do because I'm a bear in the woods.
Yeah, but some kids are staying in the woods. He all got stuck to my hair. Oh, he's trying out. He's got clag nuts.
He's got fucking clags clag wedge. He's got a huge clag wedge clag boulders up his back. Yeah, he's got a big ball. Yeah.
He's got a big ball. Yeah. He's got a big ball. Yeah.
He's got a big ball. Yeah. He's got a big great one star content. There we go.
He's got a big line of dried shit. He's got a big line of a variations. No, just eat one. Come on.
I'm going to be tasting that. Hello. Hey, this is a bear. And so his boy texture.
Just give me a bit of an eat one. It's not an evaluation of the mood to the imaginary bear. Hello, kick cat bear. Oh, it's white chocolate.
Oh, what? Oh, I don't like white chocolate. I'm going to have a nibble though. He's making a face, ladies and gentlemen.
Very flowery. Oh, it's a pile of leutae. Is that a thumbs down from you? Yeah.
Oh, who had a kind of floral? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
It's strange. Popey, real, isn't it? Oh, not very nice. Thumbs down.
Oh, first thumbs down. It's a shame. Actually, no. All right.
Is a major attack and of course, no said tall cookies and cream cookies and cream biscuit. Oh, yeah. I'm tasting. All right.
Let's go with the magic bag. Oh, go in there. You know what? I might return to my fish stick.
Just as a as a palate cleanser. Where is it? Is this it? It was in a box that was misguided.
What's on the box? How are we doing for target? How do we got 15 minutes or off? We're doing two back.
How many more have we got? About another seven. How many have we done? How many have we done?
How many of these? How many of these? How many of these? How many of these?
How many of these? How many of these? How many of these? How many of these?
How many of these? How many of these? How many of these? How many have we done?
How many have we done? How many if we had three of them? How much is there? How much are we done or what have we done?
Okay. It's really fun stuff. How many of these? I've had three bucks, so how many of these?
Here, the jar. It's a good. It is good. No, I drink like that.
AmyAGE with lots of water. No, one else. You don't drink too much water of all living room. I talk about doing it.
I feel like it's healthy. It's the horny mouth. Put it right in your mouth. Can I put my horn in your mouth?
No. Or shall I just put, can I have your horn in my mouth? Like my foot. He's like, can I put your horn in my mouth?
Oh, what about these cookies? You love wanking your mouth? Well, this biscuit is not great, but it's an improvement on the kit cap for me. Yeah.
It's like in the quite nice. It's like in the flavor a little bit. No, quite nice. They're all right, but for me, they're creamy.
I'm gonna have to put my hand like this flat. You're doing a flat hand? Yeah. Thumbs up, not thumbs down.
I'm gonna go flat with that. You're just your third option. Yeah. Look, I've nuzzling point extra.
This is melon cream soda crisps. Oh, wow. This is fascinating. So it's a chip that's flavored with melon cream soda.
They love. And there's a little cap. One thing that they love is potato, potato with sweet, because they have, oh, is it melon echryst mel? Oh, that's terrible.
That is ungodly, honestly. Well, I'm just gonna have to get that right in. It's a dish and they smell it smells like sweet. It smells, doesn't it?
It's got that soda melon kind of snip to it. Oh, no, these are not good. Oh, don't hate it. I don't know that at all.
Oh, that's just bizarre. It's a crisp that tastes of a sweet. I don't hate it, weirdly. Oh, and the potato comes through really earthy at the end.
Right, Jordan, you've got that sweet appetite that the cream soda's bubbling away. And the melon soda. Right, well, I do not like it. It just comes down for me.
Okay, well, let's go on to it. They make that because people actually want to eat that. I think, I don't know. Just because it's just they can, you know.
They didn't ask, stop and ask, should they do it? No. And we can do it, but should we? Well, let's say that this cleans the palate somewhat.
Oh, God. This is grape soda gummies. Oh, yeah. Nice.
One at one each. And this is there to it. Oh, it's like a big cola bottle. It's a big cola bottle, like a big fantastic cola bottle.
It's a big grape soda cola bottle. Oh, very attractive. Very attractive gummy when you pull it out. It's very lovely.
I'm going to go right in and bite it now. Oh, it's a very tough bite. Quite a tough gram. Mm.
Again, it has that kind of floral thing that's unique to this Japanese. Do you know what I mean? It's got a nice lingering flavour though. The first bite's not too impressive, but then the juicer starts kind of kind of kind of...
It's just too, it's too perfuming. Yeah. Yeah. You're probably all great gummy one.
Yeah. This is fine. This is the thumbs up for me. Oh, oh!
Do you know what? It's all going round in my belly, like a big... Swig-urky we did. On episode 101.
Oh, God, it's like eating fucking detergent or something, that's not it. Oh, next one is chocolate, kinegol mochi diykit. It contains a little mochi plus sashis of chocolate sauce. Oh, we're going to do some craft.
And kinegol roasted soybean powder for dipping. Am I going to do some crafts? I'll let you do this one then. Okay.
I believe. I believe that's it. What do I have to do? I don't know.
It's myself a rocket. It's in Japanese. What's he doing? There's a pink bunny rabbit doing something.
Ten minutes left. You fuck. All right, here we go. Choco kineg o mochi.
Mochi is like a... I think it's like a rice sort of thing. Oh, here we go. Oh, it's like a little back in it.
There's a little pellets. I might take a picture of this then while you've got it open. Can you put it on the camera a lot? There's some pellets there.
What else, Loth? What else? Powder. Put it in shop.
Put it in shop. Oh. Basically, that's what I do. I pour it out into here, no?
Yeah. Don't put that up. Don't delete that. Delete it.
I'm not. Oh, delete it. Oh, delete it. You have not.
Nine and a half minutes. Come on. You've got to tell me what I need to do. Read it.
I've got to put brown powder into that deep well. Well, I've got powder. The other thing is it's not pink. Oh, it's leaking.
Oh, you've got it on your kex. You pour the powder into that deep well and then the other wet powder into the other shower. The powder is not as paste. Wet powder is not as paste.
Why don't you just take it and hold it. Here you go. In there. Yeah.
You dip your little white thing in it and then in the brown thing and then you eat it. You're going to take the brown thing and the other trough. This is going to be disgusting as well. It's like poom play.
He loves it. Eli loves a bit. A poom play. Eli loves a bit.
Does that look like a particularly unhappy squeeze out? I've said before, I'll say it again. It's very fecal. So, oh, it's floppy.
It's all floppy. It's all floppy. So you take that little fork. You go.
You do it. You take it. You take it. You take it.
It's all right. It's not all right. We're in this together, Paul. Don't tell me the fuck off.
You're going to get a bit weird. Fuck the fork. Fuck the fork. You've got to get all the pew.
You're taking time. You're taking too much time. You've got to hurry up. Come on.
Right. I'm dipping it in the powder. No, you're dipping the wet stuff first. It says powder then this.
I'm going to make it a little bit weird. I'm going to make it a little bit weird. I'm going to make it a little bit weird. I'm eating it now.
That's nasty. I'm going to take the fork. It won't go in there. It won't go in there.
What am I going to do? I want to give it a bit stale because it says it's very soft and gooey on the packet. It's disgusting. Look at this thing.
It's making me eat. It does say ag water. Oh, oh, fucking hell. You made a triple water in the bowl or sprinkle it with water.
Oh, you've got some water. There we go. Then you slop it around so it's all wet and sticky and you do it all over again. There we go.
It's got to go on to another item. Why are you doing that? It's kind of like the Pokemon noodles, which we'll say for as weird. Urban kitchen.
Oh, that's not very nice. We're juggling things. That's not very mochi. That's not very Japanese vibes.
No. No. Not a big fan of Thumbs down. What is it?
It's going to be drippers. Thumbs up or Thumbs down? I don't know. It's all gooey now.
I don't know who I am anymore. What are we doing? I'm going to eat some colon. What do you call?
Colon. Colon. Strawberry colon, which is a little way for it with a strawberry filling. Are you sure?
This is one of those because they do have stuff that makes your poo smell like flowers. No. Maybe it's a colon cleaner. This says, can I put a biscuit rolls with a sweet strawberry cream filling?
Little bag in a box. They do have that. It's a format they go for a lot as well, isn't it? What's the half-seil?
It's very strawberry ice cream. Oh, God, not more. I can't bear it. Here we go.
I had the mochi. Yeah, I fell off. Oh, very intense strawberry cream flavor. I can't eat it.
I mean, it's more wafer. It might be nicer, but there's too much cream. No, too much cream. That's what she said.
Wow. What's next? Oh, here we go. There's a guy, mini candies.
Chalky style, candies. Chalky style. Like a non-perfume fruit parmaviolut. Non-perfume.
We'll be the judge. We'll be the judge of that. There you go. There's one.
There's a happy elephant on this. Common little packet. It's a mouth and seafood. It's good for all the sweets.
Yeah, it's instructions down the side to do something with it, but the two small for me. What do you think? Very chalky. Well, they did say chalky.
Exactly as you described it. They are very chalky. And non-flooral parmaviolut. It's like that love heart as well.
Yeah, like a very chalky. Like soft chalky. Not like hard chalky. This is very kind of- They're like those leucosade tablet things.
Remember those? Blue coast tablets? Exactly like this. But obviously that leucosade flavor.
Sounds up for me. No, it's all quite like those. So hate them. They're fruity.
As I said, just Pokemon noodles will do in a coming-over kitchen. Okay. Think about that then. That's a Pokemon noodle.
We're going to do that in the forthcoming Eli's Urban Realness Noodle Kitchen. Wasabi Kit Kat? Oh, wasabi Kit Kat? We've got four minutes.
I think we're done. This is the second to last. Right. All white chocolate.
Because I guess it would work with ark choc. I don't know. I've just taste, I can't, wasabi's very weak. Yeah.
There's more of a background thing. It just tastes like white chocolate. No, actually I've got a bit of a bit of a sabi. Why do you do that?
You have this opinion instantly. Actually, this is my best thing. I don't know. I've got to make a kitty-towler story, Paul.
I've been broadcasting for seven years now. And I know. You say, hello, you can't. No, you don't.
Even broadcasting was over the years. That's the first thing you learned not to say. Hello, can't. No, who wants it?
Right. The last thing is this. It is the... Bam eggs.
Putcho. It looks like those bam toys for the sex. It's not. It's the...
Look, tell me that doesn't look like bam toys for sex. It looks a little bit like some kind of thing. Take a photo of it. Right.
So can we open the candies, please? They are. I'm opening them. Tiny sweet and sour cherry gummies.
Remind me of cherry lips without the perfume. I'm going to put them in the cap, which could also be used as a toy. Let's read the question. This is nothing on the label.
No. No, it's inside the cap. Oh, oh. Oh, I know there's nothing in there.
It must have been on the label which I've told them, sorry. This is you are... Oh, these look nice. Tell me what the lid?
They look like a little... They look like a little... They look like a little cherry lips. But orange.
They've got a distinct cherry flavor. Oh, I like these. You like those? Mmm.
They get a thumbs up for me. Nice little thing. I want to go back to the lid. Because on the lid there are markings.
I don't know what they mean. It's a little face, I think, with a little flower on the side. You know, at the back it has an ace of spades with a three on it. Really?
And then underneath it just has a letter B. So that must be the... I don't know what all that means. It's like charms, isn't it?
And it's like, oh, there is a space. Yeah. So I wonder what it means. It's a face.
He's a sad lid. Where did you know the side of the lid? That would do fucking thing. You know what that would be perfect for?
Well, sticking on the end of my knob. Fuck sake. It would be though. Yeah, this says something like taking the lid upside down.
Inside out. And there you go. It's gonna pop. It's gonna pop.
Come on. Is it gonna pop though? No. Is it just inside out?
Yeah. Oh, it's bullshit. It just says tin it inside out and then... But then I don't know.
Because it's really tiny. You need to talk about it like you're trying to let your phone out. I don't think I could... Try it like that.
No! It's a little pop of a pull. Oh! You put it upside down.
Oh, then put it like that. Wait, then it goes five, four, three, two, one. There we go. And we got through it all.
What was your favourite pull? I like the gummy little cherry things. Tiny little gummy cherry things. I like that.
She's a wand. Well, my favourite thing, which I would actually eat, is the cheese and soy sauce flavoured crackers. Okay. Well, thank you against that.
You like those cherry things. You like those cherry things. You're gonna stick that in your arse. No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, a little bit. A little bit. I only put it in a little bit. I want to pull it in.
I promise. What those do in? Two mobblets. It's like two mobblets.
And then you'll have that sticking out. Yeah, because I don't want that bit going in. Well, because you get a suction, the lip wipe off and the wokker. I put it in the flat end first.
Yes, it's gonna be harder on entry. But you know what was the worst thing with these mochi things, add water. But you didn't say you did not know what the worst thing is. And then you didn't say no.
The worst thing is worth the melon soda. Oh, really? Didn't you didn't like those, did you? I don't love them.
I didn't know the rest of those. No, but I didn't. What a strange food culture they have. But interesting.