Ep. 109: Trump Is Exactly The Coward We Always Knew He Was

We always knew Donald Trump was a fucking coward. He had daddy pay a doctor to make up “bone spurs” so he could avoid the Draft. He talks tough but fires people by tweet. He only picks fights when he knows (or thinks) he can send the military to kill everyone. But at the first sign of trouble, he runs and hides like a little punk.The humiliating plane switch story is no different. Not because he took precautions, but because he left everyone else behind to risk their lives without telling them. This is the person the right holds up as the paragon of masculinity and toughness? I’ve met 10-year-olds with more courage and integrity.I will spend the rest of my life ensuring Republicans never distance themselves from Donald Trump, the weakest, most pathetic piece of shit to ever lead their worthless party of traitors and losers.And that’s just the first five minutes of the show. Lots to get to this week!Come join the Ogre Nation Conversation!The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway!If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead!Ogre Nation News Update!1:04 - 6:03 A quick note about Donald Trump using reporters as decoys while he ran away and hid in a catering cart like a fucking coward6:04 - 14:20 Ending Birthright Citizenship is the right’s new long-term project. It’s their new “abortion” culture war issue to motivate their base of rabidly racist assholes.14:21 - 21:53 Trump’s historic economy turns out to be historically bad. Buckle up, it only gets worse from here.21:54 - 33:20 We Live in the Stupidest Timeline - Anti-vaxxer edition33:21 - 43:27 Headlines for Short Attention Spans!43:28 - 48:33 Self-care of the WeekThis newsletter needs your shares and likes and comments to grow. Tell Substack we’re worth your time and attention!The Unedited Hotmess Livestream Get full access to The Opinionated Ogre at opinionatedogre.substack.com/subscribe