Ep. 11 – Ronnie Kroell and Elliot London, Marcia Clark

Let us all bow our heads for Reverend Evangelist Graham Craquers, who delivers the evening’s provocation. News correspondent Breck Artery checks in with breaking news — the backlash from so-called “gay activists” against Jodie Foster’s coming out speech at the Golden Globes. Christopher and Eric wrestle back control of the show to address current events and current obsessions. Gorgeous model and activist Ronnie Kroell and filmmaker Elliot London drop by to discuss their anti-bullying effort, the FRIEND Movement. For your listening pleasure, our ad sales department has been working overtime booking commercials for a scented candle line designed for those who want to get down and dirty, a new TV detective show that’s nothing but strange quirks, and a shockingly low budget movie about a shockingly attractive sex worker. We manage to squeeze in another installment in our ongoing series, Audiobook Bestsellers, much to the annoyance of our Special Correspondents clamoring for their airtime. Twan, “Queen of the Stars,” kicks astrological signs and takes names. JoNell Samms has found a way to be annoyed with husbands who spend too much time in the kitchen and has advice for wives facing this horrifying situation. Another installment of our ongoing PSA series, Best Served Warm, features Jordan Ampersand. Travel “expert” Tanya Lee Musgrave reveals how she may — or may not — have visited to the Holy Land. Calling the show to order, Marcia Clark, famed prosecutor and The Dinner Party Show’s resident legal expert, drops by to provide Christopher with expert counsel about his “urgent” legal problem. Episode adjourned!