Ep. 11: TFW No Vampire GF

Following the Great Nymphet Alumni Hiatus of July 2021, we consider the vampire gf, examining why everyone’s dressing like characters from Twilight and The Vampire Diaries. We discuss how this trend signals a new era of modesty and the end of the eternally exposed midriff, classify the symptoms of Unremarkable Brunette Protagonist Syndrome, and wax poetic about the power of Converse, camisoles and sweater paws. We also break down the forces behind the revival of late aughts fashion and reveal ourselves to be long torso fetishists in the lineage of Ingres and Alexander McQueen. Thanks so much Sarah Y for the episode request <3Links:Twilight / Bella Swan outfits: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKq3rb4/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKqoyvJ/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKbdYGq/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKqTr3G/The Vampire Diaries / Elena Gilbert outfits: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKbj2Tv/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKbFs1v/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKq3tw2/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKbSAXs/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdKqEHq6/ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe