Ep. 111 - Maddie Falls in Love with the Trans-Siberian Backup Goddess - 11/24/2025

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches brings in temporary co-host Maddawg Maddie, who casually reveals she keeps two wigs in her car at all times, just in case she suddenly needs to look like a colonial woman or a Discord mod with a fedora and cat ears. Peaches tries one on and instantly transforms into “that dude who runs a Minecraft server and bans people for swearing.”The chaos escalates when they discover a mysterious Freddy Fazbear mask lying around the studio, debate whether it has lice, and Maddie puts it on anyway because “it’s for the bit.” Theater kid behavior confirmed.Then the pair decide their show needs national attention like that radio station who got a caller reporting a dead body in the woods—and openly brainstorm staging a dumb headline just to get on Yahoo News. Priorities.We also get the origin story of Maddie “Maddawg” and Peaches’ eternal struggle with still being known as “the tall bald guy named after fruit.” Peaches wonders what Idaho gossip moms say about him at Walmart between blocking aisles and going 0.5 mph while leaning on carts.The highlight? Maddie’s absolutely unhinged Trans-Siberian Orchestra recap: ignoring shred solos and pyrotechnics because she was too busy zooming in on the hot blonde backup singer, nearly starting a mosh pit in a seated venue, and climbing over a knitting grandma who may or may not have been experiencing heart failure.Peak professionalism.If you want to hear theater kid energy, bald-man insecurity, mosh-pit withdrawal, and the phrase “I’m coming, Pookie” yelled earnestly, this episode delivers.