Ep 117: Ludicrous Sprint to Nowhere (2021/04/04)

This week in anguish: - Our thoughts are with the players, coaching staff, and especially their families as they battle Covid-19 infections. - We still make time to celebrate the Canucks putting a $25 million dollar promise ring on Thatcher Demko. - Tristan does not even halfway hatch a theory about on-ice contributions vs. locker room compositions before getting bogged down in an effort to prove that the Canucks are Canada's most Serbian NHL team. - What kind of a name is Smyl, anyhow? - At long last, Jordie Benn gets his glowingly lit, soft-focus player profile. Wear your dang visor, Jordie.  - One-Timers this week feature Kole Lind, Pat O'Neill, and a Nate Schmidt so desperate for human contact that he's considering playing one of these videographic games.    Thanks for listening! This episode supports the Hockey4Youth foundation and HerosHockey.