Ep. 117: Two Wee Little Sprites in a Clean & Clear Morning Burst

Is this the episode that leads to us getting whacked? Like, off? The one where we inadvertently stumble into a centuries-long conspiracy involving the Mob, and trigonometry, and commedia dell'arte, and are never heard from again? Stay tuned... Other discussion topics may include: - How to tell how much guacamole is in your DNA - The Venn Diagram of clowns, mobsters, and soda marketing execs is far too tight* - Floods of artificial oyster flavor - Giggle burps, and the citric acid flashbacks they may invoke - What does alcohol taste like without alcohol? *But you didn't hear that here