Ep 119 Pisces of Shit (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Bryan hates the Spanish language and loves smelling dogs feet. He denies that his rolled ankle has anything to do with the beer he shotgunned only moments before the injury he acquired at the Dwight Yoakam concert. They get a lot of milage making fun of the people at Costco, specifically a 65 year old white hood rat lady and a Mexican woman who's dying to be German. They talk how Top Golf is disrespecting to golf and how poor people always think everyone is disrespecting them.  Gripe of the week goes to: Scott Young for "Walking into a bar to have a drink and intentionally sitting as far away from people as possible until the frustrations of the week have been sufficiently drowned by the alcohol.  Only to have someone walk over and ask if they can “sit here” or “do you mind if I sit here”? despite there being thirty empty bar stools to your left-- then, saying, “as long as you don’t talk to me for at least two drinks” Then they talk, incessantly  and you are forced to educate with statements like, what about our initial interaction did you not understand? Now the person who sat down with the implied contract of silence gets angry and says things like, why are you being a dick, then you are further forced to engage in small talk you are trying to escape like “why are you still talking to me?”  Sometimes, people are alone in bars because they want or need to be—at least temporarily." Follow us: @nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen Listen here: Apple podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/…/no-sir-i-dont-like…/id1220217369… Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=136556&refid=stpr Laughable: https://laughable.app.link/aEzkVj3PyM Podbean: https://nosiridontlikeit.podbean.com Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/ Email us: [email protected] We are also now on Spotify!!