Ep. 125: Two Cocaine Whales in a Mammoth Cave Concert

How does one order bubble tea? There are so many options! Between the bases, the flavors, the bursts, the creams, it's all just one sexy, existential conundrum after another. And the straws are just too damn big. I mean, they're the right size to get the job done, but must they be so Freudian? Other discussion topics may include: - Could anything in the world handle 70 pounds of cocaine all at once? - Dead military men and their love of fried chicken - Restaurant employees who think they know what you should get better than you do (and might) - The most 2023 conversation you could imagine - How to visit a grave respectfully (Tip: Avoid sexing it)