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EPISODE · Aug 9, 2018 · 59 MIN

Ep 13: 'Paramedic Zero'

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Things get a bit heated when James reveals how much he hates this week's song. Strong feelings ahead. PARAMEDIC ZERO LYRICS VERSE 1 My son makes me proud every day Can’t walk the streets without hearing his name. See he’s a sportsman, I say sportsman, I mean hero Not like your son who’s just a paramedic zero Everybody knows what it is my son does And why shouldn’t they? It’s something you can’t forget Your son may resuscitate but what my boy does is just great He puts a leather ball into a net CHORUS Why are we wasting our money on heroes When there’s grown men playing a child’s game? We’ve all gotta get our priorities in order, think about it Who really deserves the fame? Who really deserves the fame? VERSE 2 I wish my son could play as well your son can He’s got no power in his feet, his skill is in his hands. While your son was winning the game last night My boy was trying to save some poor woman’s life. (She went into) cardiac arrest He did his very best But this was just one he couldn’t save. Her husband was distraught He said ‘I really thought She was gonna make it. And on top of that, I’ve missed the big game’ CHORUS (Tell me) Why are we wasting our money on heroes When there’s grown men playing a child’s game? We’ve all gotta get our priorities in order, think about it Who really deserves the fame? Who really deserves the fame? BRIDGE My son’s a major disappointment to me When I look at your son and see what he could be Using all the muscles except the important one Making a mint on a game that little children play for fun My son spent ten years of his life at medical school Your son was in the right place at the right time now who looks the fool? My son has seen awful things and risks his life for a waiter’s pay Your son kicks a plastic ball round his mansion all of the day CHORUS (So just tell me) Why are we wasting our money on heroes When there’s grown men playing a child’s game? We’ve all gotta get our priorities in order, think about it Who really deserves the fame? Who really deserves the fame? Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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