Ep. 13: Pythagorass Didn't Have a Credit Score

Mickey is alive, barely, after spending nearly two weeks being personally victimized by a $4 flat of eggs. She came back to tell us all the gory details, including the split jeans, the granny panties, and the breezy commute home she did not notice until it was far too late.This week's main event: the stuff we were all required to memorize, diagram, recite, and perform in school versus the stuff we actually needed to function as adults and just...never got. Not a rant. More of a forensic examination covering the quadratic formula, state capitals, the recorder, and FDR. There's a real question underneath all of it about what school is actually for, who it serves, and what the people who raised you were quietly responsible for teaching you instead. In this episode:The curriculum autopsy: things we were required to master that have helped us zero timesThe class divide nobody talks about — who your parents were and why it mattersWhy blue collar survival skills and white collar social skills are not the same educationPersonal finance, contracts, healthcare navigation, and all the things that should have been a classSupport the show🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon😏 Submit an anonymous confession📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional