Ep. 133 - Why Are You Still Single? Have You Tried Staring at Women Silently? - 01/13/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off this episode doing what they do best: absolutely eviscerating dumb internet questions and the people who take them seriously. It starts with Ask Reddit’s classic “Why are you still single?” question and immediately spirals into fake alpha-male answers, creepy bar behavior, shirtless selfies, and grown men blaming Snapchat for their love lives.From there, the guys take aim at another local radio station’s painfully boring social media questions, including the all-time thrill ride of “What are your plans this weekend?” — which somehow turns into jokes about grave robbing, dead bodies at airports, and trolling comment sections purely for sport. A simple Joe Diffie reference on a water tower sparks a whole discussion about 90s country, why it’s terrible, and how one dumb post somehow earned a “I won’t listen, but I’ll follow” comment — the most backhanded compliment in radio.Things get even more unhinged when the topic shifts to why people use social media, exposing the real reasons: thirst traps, victim scouting, Ford truck flexing, and blaming women for everything. This naturally transitions into horrifying food confessions, including ketchup in coffee, Reese’s mixed with condiments, and a cursed reminder of National Ketchup Day that nobody asked for.Then the episode takes a sharp left turn into generational warfare, with Peaches and Viktor debating whether younger generations can read at all, sharing real-life Cards Against Humanity disasters, and admitting they themselves struggle to pronounce words like “community” when the pressure’s on.Just when you think it can’t get darker, they dive into the absolute nightmare that is modern social media — AI deepfakes, people using Twitter’s Grok to undress celebrities, graphic violence autoplaying in feeds, and how impossible it’s become to find anything funny without accidentally seeing something traumatizing. Somehow, this leads to questioning why every security camera on Earth still looks like it’s running on Windows 95.The episode wraps with classic Madness & Mayhem energy: poking fun at crime posts, questioning whether anyone ever actually turns themselves in, roasting surveillance footage quality, and ending on a perfectly awkward live promo where Peaches stalls, Viktor babbles, and somehow they still land the plane.It’s dark, stupid, self-aware, and exactly the kind of episode that reminds you why this show is way more fun than it probably should be.