Ep. 136 - I’m Leaving Radio to Sell Fruit. - 01/26/2026

On this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches returns from California like a man who has seen things—and immediately proves that leaving Idaho was a mistake for everyone involved.Things kick off with a workplace horror story: grown adults who don’t lock the bathroom door. From there, the conversation spirals into a hypothetical HR nightmare involving splash physics, legal loopholes, and whether throwing sink water on a coworker could technically be considered felony assault. (Florida case law is referenced. Of course it is.) Then Peaches casually admits he turned a middle-school acquaintance’s unhinged Facebook trauma post—hashtags and all—into a fully produced AI song using Suno… and shared it with the group chat. The guys debate freedom of speech, oversharing on social media, and why Facebook is not your diary, no matter how many hashtags you add. From there, it’s off to California, where Peaches recounts:Renting a minivan that nearly dies climbing the Hollywood HillsBeing aggressively pitched photos with goats near the Hollywood SignWitnessing a goat named Betty attempt suicide while tourists are told to “grab her”Learning the operation is called Goatywood (yes, really)Dodging mixtape hustlers still pushing physical CDs in 2026Wondering how anyone selling fruit on Hollywood Boulevard pays rent without committing crimes The episode closes with an all-out roast session comparing Burley, Idaho to the absolute worst parts of California—prompted by a questionable quote attributed to a prominent religious leader claiming Burley might be the most beautiful place on Earth. The verdict? The drive to Burley is more scenic than Burley itself. If you like chaotic storytelling, unfiltered opinions, workplace bathroom rage, suicidal goats, AI-generated songs, and disrespectful geography takes, this episode delivers wall-to-wall laughs.