There'll be... I don't know how to do that. Alright, I'll start it then, yeah? Go for it.
Ooh, what's that smell? Must be in the House of Pickles? Is it off milk? Or what's it rice pudding?
Shit, that's no longer a rice pudding. It's a squelch monster. I take it back, give it a thought, I just regret it. Oh, it's House of Pickles.
Here we are, Paul. Is it any sense that you don't stop with an oo or an off or a off? Yes. It's the House of Pickles.
Yes, we're here, Paul. It's cheap show time. Again, it's time for it. It's not for your Paul and I need it.
It's House of Pickles. How's it smell? It's a little bit rancid today. It's got a bit of lammy milk.
It's got a tang to it today. It's got a lamb. Lamb. Thank you.
You've broken me. You've broken me. Sorry. I'm conditioned.
So, Paul, hello. Hello, Eli. I'm going to go to the cheap show. It's the economy company, Paul.
You're here for the bargain. I just like to say, I'm not saying anything. You do the list of places we go to. Just do it.
It's fine. I trust you on it now. There's nothing you could miss out or anything like that. Just say it.
It's fine. I will not interrupt. Why are you doing the list? Fuck off.
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I'm going to go in my nozzle. Diddle-dum, diddle-dum, diddle-dum, diddle-dum, diddle-dum. Oh, he likes really stinky. It makes me hate my winky.
I want to watch it in the stinky because it's for all of rats. Alright, let's just deconstruct. You think we have to? It's an exciting thing.
What is the smell of my house of pickles? Yeah. Make you hate your winky. Isn't that much of a deep-seated psychological problem?
I'm going to hate their penises. Killers. Oh, don't fucking do it, my penis. I'm fond of it.
You actually have a whole machine set up where you can cycle and it has blades that rake along it like that book I read. What book have you read where a man has razor blades on his bicycle seat? And he punishes himself on the wee wee. Is he JJ?
No, what's the guy? What's the guy? No, what's the guy? What's the guy that's the killer who's talking pins himself from the 1800s?
I don't know. Oh. It's a book. Albert Fish.
Oh, yeah, God. I was Doris Suarez. You who? That's the book.
I was Doris Suarez. Yes. It's a... It's Callan's page-turners.
Paul's page-turners. Kind of. It's by Derek Raymond who is a noted British sort of noir writer. Does he even British noir or you write to American noir?
It's British. It's very British or set in London. Oh, like so well with the 60s with Gex does that kind of thing. I like his stuff.
But he has these sort of police procedural novels where they'll find...the policeman will find about a cache of cassettes that the victim recorded. Oh, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, here's his diary. It's like these terrible clunky exposition novels.
So, it's not really about that. He's writing. It's much more about the sort of prose. His first one, what was it called?
Which he published under... What was that guy? No, you're bored. What was that guy who was found dead in the woods?
And he was in the Labour government. He's helped me. Rob. I'm trapped in this pocket.
What was it called? Robin Heath. Robin Heath. The guy who was allegedly involved with the record.
The guy that was... The politician. The politician. Quote from quote found dead in the forest.
Yes. I can't remember his name, but let's just say he was... He was a German. Right.
Which is very autobiographical really, because it's about a posh... Up across sort of guy, summing it in the underworld of sixties Gangsterism London. That's why it's called The Crafts, as in The Upper Crafts, on its upper. On its upper...
While this box, someone is sticking razor blade in there. I was Duarris Juarez, Duarris Juarez. Yeah. Yeah, the killer.
He's a serial killer. He's a killer and he's also a self-flagellist or whatever. And he's built this cycle contraption, which punishes his pee-pee. It's not your turn.
Punishes his pee-pee. Why? Well, he's mentally unwell. And he hates his winky.
I hate his winky. we have and for once I thought which I wish I'd have got to preface a call I wish in this instance I forgot to hello welcome to you joke we have a show for you today We're gonna go back to the frost shop because someone was meant to do a legal snacks and some one had a week to play And someone you know what happened to do you know what happened today? You're all liable like with the sheet when I came to myself and I Bought my lunch ban me and I was in a shop and you know what they had in those what we haven't done which needs to be done Oh, we haven't done brand again. Yeah, but I didn't have enough money to buy another pack now eight a pack Sorry, well get them.
I've got a source of brand again. You don't promise it's mean nothing to me. Just so you know Your promise is mean absolutely nothing. What if I promise to not delivered?
Oh, I promise I bring the sheet to the show Oh my god Paul one thing Several years ago, I Expecting 150 to come into my account. I'm like what the fuck is this? You fucking sheet You have no idea how much that wrangles me and it's just another situation today It's like you have one segment one segment to do for this show out of the many I end up doing I will source the League of Snacks and Chris. Oh, you know, it's noodles with fucking sources.
Oh, you can't you can't help enough you fucking come here Yeah, well, they are the two fucking but they're not specifically a cheap show fucking problem. Are they fucking hard? Sorry hang on at one fucking minute now poor did you just say just just correct me if I misheard this or something yeah If I get I'm really old up and wax in my ears or something if I could have I've missed you I'm fucking Shut up Go with me the mini bagel man. We don't want me.
Yeah, too sure. I'm looking down at me See that I want me a bagel anyway, I'll fuck a bagel You talk to I don't know fairy bagel hole that's just came to my now one minute Paul Did I hear you just say that? Source yeah, yeah, and noodles are not specific to cheap show as if they aren't the two central legs Elephant legs on which this podcast is the foundation the firm foundation no the fucking the base from which all cheap show Hilarity Springs right so I'm gonna put this way to you noodles and give you a pass because cheap noodles, you know Say something. No, I don't need a pass.
Yeah, I don't need a pass. I walk around Who's out What's that source report? Yes the people have spoken I will deliver source report. I'm gonna say this and I'm gonna move on you work for me Just bear that in mind so what we got coming up in the pool we got another Tells from the shop for which hopefully won't be as intense and it's grim as last time just say does it have wound fucking no Okay, there are no necrotic elements to this section an acrotic injury as I found out after researching it rotten It's like when the skin just goes dead.
Yeah, and then we're gonna do a cross shop because again We were gonna do something else and then I Then oh boy howdy I got a platter selection for you for the platters when people say Paul you're obsessed with like Entertain from the 1980s and I say no people will point out episodes like this to me and go yeah But you are though and I say yeah, you are I am yeah, I've got a fascination with it So this platter marries cheesy 80s like entertainment and rare records and I can't be more excited And we've got a single which was not in the right sleeve. It was given to us by a fan Yeah, and we did yeah, we achieved skate not a weird she's gate He was weird that he gave us a single looking at the cover thinking that was gonna be good And it would have been however the insights with you all know and up having a weird parallel to the main events that I brought along It's strange now, could I just ask before we get on with proceedings Paul good I asked what has it been any update on the weird guy saying about the Louisiana No Bit of a bot no weird bot like a weird algorithm. Oh, no white hot sauce algorithm working for the tobacco But then you're suggesting that like an AI listen to our podcast picks out that thing then creates an email and sends it to a I know what's going on these days. Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's not a robot designed to listen up a hot sauce I would go and have a day.
Oh, yeah, and did you chunder? Did you do a little crunch on that? That's something newly I've been noodling and I've got cock chunder all over my head well, I'm I cock chunder I bring the fucking founders That's right. There you go.
Don't make a t-shirt out of that fucking bon not. Can I just do tells on the stands? I read this one, please. Yeah, yeah Now can I say before I read this for I said give it to you to read yes, we take it to face value when people get in touch They're telling the truth right there's no way of no.
There's no way of no We don't know if these increasingly distressing stories that we get sent to this podcast or real But we're gonna take the word for it and by that I'm leaving a note between two intrapations of this door, okay, all right Hi, are you ready Paul? Yeah ready for story time and let's begin hi Paul. Hi and Eli hello No, don't I'm Eli. Yeah, but you were busy.
So I step in my voice. Hi Paul. Hi and Eli Anyway, I'll just continue just another quick story from my time working in a jewelry store One of the weekends when I was working the shop was having a lot of renovations because the building was quite old and pretty much All of the bits mm-hmm There was a team of builders that were stripping all the furnishings and taking everything apart But they started upstairs where the offices are so that the shop could stay open a while longer before having to close for the refer Fair enough. There was also an extremely creepy looking electrician.
Oh, it was very reserved and didn't talk much Anyway, well, it's taking up the floors in the toilets. They discovered all the floor birds all the floor birds What are they like creatures that live in the floor fuck yourself? Oh floor birds actually that sounds like a 16 spoke band kind of thing now. Ladies and gentlemen singing harvest for the world the floor But I was for the world as an Isaac brothers on mate.
I'm not looking to say the 60s. Yeah Well, the eyes be brothers for the world in the mid-70s, so don't you know me don't let's just we get it out of the way Strew onions. That's the imaginary folk band from the 60s on this podcast. We are strewn onions and this is floor birds floor birds singing Oh, the willow it leans into the lake and the witch from underwater She's got the eyes of a snake.
We are strewn onions. I'm dying episode by episode. Oh the willow. Oh the willow Oh the willow Email please not so so floorboards anyway, what's taking up the floors in the toilets?
Okay, yeah So far creepy electrician floorboards toilets even predictions. Well, I know what do you think the electrician it collects poopers That's to see what happens floors in the toilets. They discovered all the floorboards Why does he need to say the word floor? I'm just having a little silty up here because it says yes, but it's contextual isn't it Paul So anyway whilst taking up the floors in the toilets they discovered all the boards He's been way over just because I mean you still get also I just know what we're on it I know it's before he says very reserved and didn't talk much bit of a tautology You know, I mean reserve you if someone's reserved you assume they don't talk very much Just a bit of a tautology.
They're both that's what I say you can't dance it little fuck Jesus Christ I can't say floorboards and I'm gonna correct the writer just being aggressive cuz I fucked up same floorboards Floorboards floorboards floorboards that's really weird when you start saying it's so much floorboards. I think you like broke Blue It's not anymore Right go on they're starting to break apart and separate and separate forming me take a breath and go The floorboards were starting to break apart and separate forming large gaps in between right this may go into the toilet very uncomfortable Because in theory people could look up and see you on the pot make that's like your flat They have we've had the people downstairs pull remove their floor and I could see from the floorboards down into the room below Yes, and they could see up they could be looking right at your gooch they could yeah That's why I put little sign on it mate because you walk around in your boxy sometimes They look up there and then I get I think oh some builder could be looking up here looking up here and they come up here and they're like Oh talking to my flatmate. Oh my fucking oh You so obviously Eli's possessive and I've jealousy issues It comes to a flatmate just like big burly man who's they're up in his gooch from the floor below fucking Stay at my gooch people pay money for that. No, they don't pay money for that if you want to pay to see you like gooch There's no new tier on patreon.
Yeah Take it was too slack to for put little gap in you stand over it I take a picture I would do that I'm getting turned on by this Oh, I've ruined cheap show okay Very couple of those in theory people could see you on the pot through the floor. Yeah, luckily the toilets were above the store Which was off limits whilst the roof over was happening great. No problem. No fucking problem is it so you can see down Hopefully they can't see off this one day.
However. I was having a huge shit and I saw movement from the darkness below I think you've missed about shit. I saw movement to the dark He's talking about blood of my movement my movement shut up from the blow correct from the depths of the Aussie bubba Climbing up inside outside within the beemons temple. I saw the darkness and the darkness saw me and both of us That's a lift that's a lift from Nietzsche The boy doesn't I let you ramble on with it.
I was doing a bit. I have not done a rough rough. That's a distinct character who makes that noise And it's a little like the McDonald's and learning it, you know like that or maybe like a little audio cue Yes, it's an audio format what they called stabs. Well, they're called little stabs.
Yeah, Rothroff We know who's coming everyone's ready to get their frothy John when we're brand off I shouldn't get involved get your little clips at the ready for the tapathon fucking L read the story clip tabathon Mate Paul can't be supported was your dad when you heard this podcast out of interest. I think he was pretty He did a PhD in English literature. Yeah, I'm gonna hear this go Right, yeah, right, okay, move me down below the darkness. Yes through the floorboard gaps Then through one of the gaps appeared at wooden spoon What which rose slowly up until it was right between my legs, which is when I saw the smiley face that was drawn on it The spoon then quickly disappeared and I heard somebody leave through the store and door I was absolutely mortified and I waited a while until I eventually finished up even then I was paranoid and kept thinking I could hear noises below My face was bright red like a cherry tomato when I went and reported it to my boss We check the CCTV discovered that it was the electrician You sneaked into the storeroom right and purposefully kept the lights off to watch people on the toilet in secret According to the time stamp on the recording.
He'd been in there for an hour watching different members of staff But apparently I was the only one to get the spoon My boss fired the electrician straight away and reported him I didn't want to work for a while after that I hope that was an interesting tale for you. Absolutely love the podcast. Thank you. I look forward to it every week Cheers Tom.
Thank you Tom. I like that. What a terrifying puppet show. Oh no creepy spoon man electrician spoon What was his thought process?
He just likes creeping people out. I guess yeah, but you give yourself away That's you know unlike they say my spot like see all those have allowances We'll do little things that they can get away with it just to find impulse and it leads to murder at some point Yeah, stop the kidnapping there used to maybe a bit of abuse and then they do the murder because they get So what was his thing? It's like a target isn't it you get used to you tolerate and then you need bigger and bigger doses So we're gonna say hi, so when he's there enough and you can hear the splashing splash of whatever's going on the room But for us, you know five from it, maybe when do you go right? I'm gonna draw face on a spoon and pop it up between the slats He's obviously pre planned that I'm a spoon man.
I did a movie and a voice maybe get a voice That's like a star wars name. Okay, what is that from where did you start first? I'll do that voice It's probably actually you know it sounds like what animal from my baby's yeah I'm not the spoon did the voice for that. Oh, I just forgot as well He also did the voice of kids mo and he was a judge on America's got talent Mendel ah Fucking out.
I don't don't say hello Google. I can't stop turning off Howie Mandel howie Mandel I heard that name. Yes, he's a great voice actor So that was a story that's boom man But yeah for somebody think you started I'm gonna go one step further and turn this into the worst punch and duty show the world He probably didn't think there was CCTV in that particular storeroom either true I don't think he sort of thought but again think he's thinking Well you show your hand though he was getting away with it Just one makes that and then he goes with the spoons of steps in far as you think the spoon was like a request like what a bit of Poopoo and then I take it back down and then you get a little Why thank you Paul this podcast is maybe bad. It's a comedy podcast about you.
What every week we seem to have something about eating shit For now, yeah, we'll do no more for the next episode. We can't mention eating poo. We can't talk about poo We can't talk eating poo. We can't talk on playing with poo.
Oh having a poo. Oh being pooed on throwing poo Oh, yeah smelling poo. Oh hearing someone who we can't talk about wearing We can't talk about using poo to draw words Oh, we can't talk about freezing a poo and then bamming yourself when you're out of poo There we go. There we go.
Let's go. You need to calm down before we go on this podcast. Oh No, I'm changing the story of the froth show. Oh, yes, that's what you said.
We blew up the whole froth show again in the Blum of life. So now here's what I suggest. Okay, the froth show live The froth show now exists in the future right in the far future right at the edge of time, right? Yeah, well the rest run at the end of the universe.
Yes, it's just like that now you put me off I don't know that question and you're in Halo. It's just weird Exists in the far future as a result. They have every candy ever made though. I want to happen It's like a library of every sweet ever conceived of and what's gonna happen every week or when we go to the froth I'm gonna send you into the future right and then you will speak to the Mother Brain control system looks after the froth show and the table the brain because that's a that's not your mix Yeah, don't go call it brain mother Granny thought over mum no granny thought I'm gonna send you to see granny thought did she be called granny thought three thousand?
Yes, okay, granny thought three thousand got that's hard now because I've only thought three thousand granny two thousand Three thousand anyway, you know and you will interface with the great way I find this time machine Well am I nurturing perhaps and I find the time machine oh walking down the streets have lambdrow oh I got matches what me sailing and matches. Hello, man. What's a matches to fucking minutes in any other job a character What's a matches no right? Hello?
Oh your character's a hateful you know that as well. Oh sir. Oh your character I've got paper here to live the way Wanker no It's a little box may look very ornate and it's all it looks very ornate. Oh, I might get a few bobber for this Oh down the old fencing shop But I'm totally different from the one I got blown up that was my mate Tom Tom Tom Tom The character long since then only then you decide to name him in passing he was Tom Tom It's unknown to me is Tom Tom.
Anyway, hello, Billy. Hello Billy. Who are you? I am Paul Ganon I'm not doing a character right and listen.
I need you to be a favor little Billy. Oh, I'm too I'm too famous for money. No, we're not fucking doing that kind of theory. Don't keep any I'll keep on keep I'll keep I gotta make my neck I gotta make your nut.
I'm gonna make my nut every month I've got make the nut oh wash a woman Henry You're washing woman called Henry she's a land lady. Yeah, where I live. I sometimes think you got problems. Oh, I've got problems I'm a little Billy on the streets.
I'm only eight Billy. I need to go into the future because I'm In the box yes, so I'm moving it forward this is the narrative that you've you've written I'm enacting your dreams This is not very well in my dream. Oh fucking scrubbing me. I'm a little there But what is in the box then this again?
Well, it's a time machine and I'm gonna send you into the future to go to the frosh shop Where you'll meet granny thought 3000 and you'll report on the candy does she need matches? No, she won't because she's a computer from the future I don't think she needs fake papers or papers or papers or no papers. He doesn't need the news She doesn't need a she knows knows from history Being to taste her frothy goodness well scrubbing up fucker. Oh my for that right hold down that red button this one Yeah, and then I'm holding it and you're going to the future Oh Hello little boy.
I am granny for three thousand I've come from a I don't know you come from the year 2019 Yeah, I make this is all you complicated Travel from one point. I never really thought that in the frosh shops original thought it was a time into the past I just see what's in its shop and you hold on come on. Let's just get it Let's get this place and eat some sweets. You know, so would you like to try some of the candy I have in store?
I would love it. I'm absolutely Hank Marvin from the the journey through time It seems to have completely empty all my stomach of all his stuff and the juices does this form frighten you little boy No, don't frighten me now. I like this form. This is good How about I take the form of your friend in the past Paul Gannon?
Oh, you know who aren't this what since you got blown up with my friend Tom Tom? Yes, Gannon the frost shop. Oh, no, you know We're gonna take some she can yeah, I'm gonna do with the frost shop character. It's no point.
There's no point is there tingle Ingle in six seven minutes Terrible, so I did try to live again loads of goody bags and loads of people I lost track of who gave me what so long So we should I have three bags of candy that we're gonna try today wall bae mare interesting Oh, baby variety, but they could be extreme. Let's find out what are they extreme? What's the first one hand over let's go with this one first? I always close in my hands, and I'll put in the candy as well Blow Haribo spicy pick I didn't know they did spicy spicy P.
Excellent. Okay. I did not know they did spicy No, Paul. It looks like everyone in the world is jumping on the spicy bandwagon.
I guess so now It looks like it's French because it says new vote on it. It's new. Yeah, so we haven't yet tried no And maybe they're coming up. I don't know.
Yeah, the bubblegum ones. I hate them all of them But we'll go It's but it has a sitzy sour kind of crystals all over it. Nice. Yeah, I'll try to make the whole back in one city Yeah, we remember to do them on the show.
Yeah, but guess well then we're wired one all because I ate those brownigans today I thought this would be great. I was on but they were great. Just do podcasting. I had to do podcasting.
I had to do some other episodes again Yes, this is how about spicy P exclamation mark. Hey, I wonder what that is refers to oh Mate and these like those ones that we had the jelly beans Remember the chili jelly beans that we tasted last time in the process. Yeah, and they had a scale I had a different levels of heat for each different flavor. These have different different shapes different levels of heat Oh, so these ones are extra extra hot, I guess one's like a little devil and the devil and the Dryden.
Yeah, these are in the middle What is that it's like a chili pepper and other chili pepper and the cool ones is like a lightning blue lightning bolt So I like the fact that they're differentiating the heat shall we shall we but shall we start with the ones that they say the least of course we should now interesting you look at that other one that had that scale I didn't really know it was much of a difference between it. I'm not much of a difference was it? No, it wasn't. Yeah, so by the way, I tasted some of that chili chocolate that came with the dark Yeah, just totally inedible.
You know what I said? I didn't know it's a really tasty. Yeah way too spicy It makes a chocolate grotty and the chili seem cheap. He's having a huff It's very fruity very fruity.
I'm not getting any spice. No, no, no, really. So let's start with a say I'm I handy No, go on actually what I was gonna say I could take a little bit of spice There's a bit there's a bit of one. So here's a blue one.
I'm gonna have a blue one. I'm see I can't find another blue one I was like with our feet with this. No, here. I got one.
You got one. No, I know how about one of the biggest Manufacturing manufacturers in the world. I kind of came out of nowhere. You know what I mean?
It's like all of a sudden Haribo. Yes, but it's like they might have always like the cheap knockoff because you always used to go for main odds or solvers and what it was, you know, we've discussed before that you don't you do get it But you don't as so much get these days the separated pennies Yeah, pick and mix and they sort of fill the mark gap in the market because they do they they specialize in jelly It's basically don't they do it very well and yes, and they've got a very low different types I like those ones which are the little berries with the hard little knubble around. Yeah, I like smurfs Oh and smurfs are they good? You see these things call I think we all sort of like wheels and it's basically like roll-ups They could stretch out.
Oh, yeah, so let's start like a blue raspberry flavor. Mm-hmm. No, it's not very hot at all. It's like nice.
Very nice No heat there. We I think the state of the raspberry Crystal on but fine, maybe that's you know, that's the intention is it just because our hardened mouth pardon is it because of our harden Now's I think I'm doing a little bit. We don't need to put something hard on your mouth Don't say you've been doing all of my popping out. Oh, and then get the thing out.
I do some elan and artistry. You do it with a lamb Yes, that's why it smells so lanny in here. You've been having sex with your meals. I've been a yeah, sheesh Right, it's so it's the green pepper.
This is a green pepper which is gonna be halfway up I guess and I've got one here as well for me. Excellent. This is like a little jalapeno Same flavor almost I thought pair flavors or something No, I'm getting there's definitely some chili on that. It's not that strong though.
No so far if I hadn't told I think I would I don't think I would basically do favors so far I wouldn't go on You're getting a bit of a bit of heating my mouth on that a bit like the chili millies They remind me of it. They're really really hot though, and they will also juicy well Well, what I say is you a hard man. No eating You want to try don't need to be the top I'll try the tribe. These are quite nice, aren't they?
Yeah, they taste the in the go. These nice consistency suck suck all the stuff off it So you can get some heat coming out and what about the candy? So far the nice just juicy I can't there is a little bit of heat you do feel on your top There's no spike to it. You know it's like a warm problem.
Yes spike. Yeah, you wouldn't want to make them too spicy I like that I like those that's the other thing sometimes those chili candies I want to be cute. I'm not gonna finish them though cuz those actually you might one stone. Do you think they'd be gone in a hobby?
Absolutely, so nice Those are nice not particularly hot, but I guess they have to it's not for the hotness market now What's next in the frost shop so next in the frost shop Ted's blue lays bill. I think maybe all these came from France now these are Fran bars, which is raspberry. Yeah, and phrase Which is strawberry. Yes, I think good hyper acids.
You know what that means. No super sour Well, we'll be the judge of hyper acids Open these yes, yes We lost Eli. Oh good. So I think these are Individually wrapped they're called text blue lays.
What do they think that means hot? Did you say? Text blue? No, you said all the individually wrapped Individually wrapped right as you can see oh they go do you want to we try?
Once you start with a fran was which is blueberry. No, I believe it's rosaries blue raspberries And I'll have a phrase oh the characters on them look very angry. They are hot heads. They are angry.
It's blue lays or fire heads Oh The small I just say hot I might just be sour well. They say I he'd be rassied Right, so these are little boiled sweets. Yeah, fine. Here we go.
Oh wow. I tell you what the fucking strawberry ones are very sour Am I dying? The sarahs you know Let's try to be well died down. You've got the country on what they are just kind of ordinary nice the flavors actually really nice You mean the strawberry have a strawberry right and I will try the blue raspberries Maybe that was a free that wasn't particularly very late.
You just better hope you're not losing all sensation in your mouth Why To be Okay It's out very sad we'd like to have a good other but it does come down They've got the sweetness coming through well I'm glad it calms down because like there's a party in my mouth and there's some kind of horrible person there at first He's like bums everybody out, but then she gets or he gets all day I'm already talking about I'm saying what the party in my mouth is like that is a party in my mouth And I'm invited there's a part in my mouth and there's some people complaining about the noise at the beginning But then they leave and they don't call the police I like this blue raspberry flavor mmm. That's strawberry. Yeah, I just had a good one that literally had all the I am a mark difference between right last on the fresher. Are you ready?
I've a ball sweet much though. I love him though. I think I love all sweet little gummies not a big fan of lollipops Whatever reason book good boys. Okay.
This is something that came up for yeah Would you call like a magnum a lolly because I think an ice lolly ice lolly? I think of it as a sort of water-based. Yes, because the way that's yes ice lolly ish. It's a lollipop Yeah, but they these days almost all of them got ice cream.
I would say if it's an ice cream based lolly lolly It's not a lolly. It's an I it's what is it? I don't know ice cream on a stick. Yeah, cuz I think it's another ring Pop lolly ice is a certain kind of glacial water fruity kind of yeah I'm not refreshing wateriness, don't you but I couldn't say a magnet was a lollipop by that definition Lolly pop lolly a lolly.
I don't know if I consider it's a chocolate on a stick It's a chai-pane two pound fifty for it when actually if you go to the back of the fridge You can get eight for a pound and they're just as nice really yeah I went to Moros and did a dame boy eight stock aces for a mountain magma Yeah tastes fine almost almost as good more people have prepared to pay money for brands, aren't they? Yeah, there's no real difference in quality all the taste honestly I would say if you could get the off-brand because they're not too dissimilar. Yes cheap prices But not cheap tasting okay, well, that's your little tip for the day from Ganon little their money saving tip if you want to have Eight ice cream all in one go. What's the last item in the froth shop of the future?
Well the froth shop at the end of that Finley destroy a chewing gum liquid lava field It's heat and it's got a little ball with a mouth and it's almost like he's bubbling from the heat like a planet Yeah, planet with a lot of volcanic activity. Yeah, sounds gluten Which is good. Mm-hmm. I love this first album sounds gluten.
Yeah, yes I'm trying gluten and I've got a brand new keep it option for you to see I think these are probably spicy it doesn't say it just says liquid lava field So is that gonna be a gonna be a sort of sour well? These texts through through late they've got flames coming off them as if they're creating sourness with a sort of flame as well They're not hot because I never make in the kid you get jawbreakers and you have hot flavor and you put it in your mouth And it was it was heat but it takes like soap all my cinnamon heat Yeah, and it takes a bit like soap cinnamon not a chili heat I've got a feeling of good be like these look like these look like those golf ball ones They do but but also of red and lava colors Firey people know what I mean the golf ball. I'm in the golf ball. I'm into you come so it's a knobbly ball Did they have a sensor or they hollow they were hollow.
It's got something in you can feel the movement can feel them You can feel the tidal movement of the lava and put it on the mouth and suck it for a bit and then bite into it I'm just gonna see the flavor of the oh you put it right here. Well, there's no media flavor. Just licking it No, I'm gonna go for the club. Oh, sorry.
It's a shower burst Right nice. It's quite quickly though. You got a big hit. Yeah.
Mmm. I like that. That's all right. No actually Yeah, very happily mmm.
It's a sour apple. It is a sour apple. So not even move onto this day to this day Oh, I'll see you chug, okay, yes, yes, yes I ain't shaking gluten and I've got a new that's your track for you. Let's do it Yes, yes, yes Yes, yes, yes, I get spoon man.
What's this hit up yes? Yes. Yes, yes. Fine.
That's really bad man. Yeah sample that. No, can't say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Boy, let's pull man, put some pool on.
No, I wish I got involved in that. That's what he wanted. That's what the election wanted, didn't it? That's very nice.
They were all nice doing it, as I say, to this day. The most difficult thing I've ever had in my mouth on Chief Show. Were the fucking Vinto ones. From way back in the day, like when Robert was robbed, it was the most terrible thing you ever put in your mouth.
It was uncomfortable. No, there was these ones that, to do it, Ashens had on barchons. That we did at the end of the gunk. Yeah, those were the way for game.
Those were just completely, they were very intense. I would not yield. They did not yield to a sweetness. See, both the intense brulees and also the destroyer chewing gum that we'd love afield have that trick.
They do that trick where it's very intense sourness. But then the... It fends out. And the sweetness comes through to rescue you, which is nice.
It's a mouth effect, isn't it? All the nice things would be unpleasant candy that none would completely... Yeah, which is weird. When they're just like, it's really sour, the whole way through.
It's not sweet anymore, is it? Yeah, but you think, why? What's the bad one? Yeah, if I'd go out.
Mr Vinto, yeah? Are you going to sell more of those? Bonus item. Bonus item.
I'll actually, I ate it. Right, great. You've got the hopes up. Let's just say, let's say a little rammage.
No, let's not go rummage in the house of pickles. We don't know what we'll find. It's what's in there. Nothing in there.
Yeah, so what was it that you ate then? Just so... We do this. We haven't did them already.
Sorry. What, the things that we ate that I thought... Scent of shock. Which were those little colder things.
Yeah, they were gummies as well. So, thanks for making this section of massive anti-climax. I'm sorry. Shall we end on some Dutch dance?
Yes. Yes. Yes. I am the spoon man.
Poohy spoon man. Aloe, aloe, aloe. Yes. I am the spoon man.
This is poohy spoon man. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Wood and spoon. But the pool one. Oosh, oosh, oosh. I'm trying.
All right. Stop it. Yes, you are very trying. Oh.
That was the froth shop with no more calories involved in the set up or closure of these segments. All right. I'm just saying. From now on, we're just eating.
Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough.
And Paul, we're always on the lookout on CheapShow for unusual confectionery items for the froth shop. And at some point, you're not going to have to do... We're going to have to go back to Bobby's. We haven't done a trip to Bobby's Caddies.
No, wow. We've got to see what's out there. Bobby's doed peanuts. Did you know what?
Bobby's doed peanuts. Yeah. Yeah. I had a pack the other day.
Great. Right. There's a great group. Bye.
Not for... Just buy for this section. I see you on the other side of the section. In the next segment.
See you in a bit. Bye. Bye. Hello.
How was your segment break? Oh, wow. I got a cup of tea. I had a cigarette.
I was just here. I watched Love Island. Oh, yeah. Oh, I can't believe it.
I got together. Oh, no, no, no. Fucking hell. That show.
Did you have you seen it? Have you been subjected to it? It's like... I don't want to talk about Love Island.
I know all those big things. Yes. Because of Netflix, more people are watching dramas again. So more people are watching Peaky Blinders Game of Thrones.
This is what I mean. It's crazy for the big things. All these shows, people getting back into drama now because that's where the tide's going. Interesting.
That was the question you answered my question. Thank you. I actually think it stems with shows like Twin Peaks and Lost. Those kind of shows that treat people in.
They were the forerunners of the serials that we have these days. Yeah, because Lost had a lot of problems, but I still love it, but lost really what's like the last event TV. Because millions of people watch it and there's a whole mythology around it and it was bigger than the programme in terms of its legacy. Yeah.
So, there you go. Is that your question? Thank you. Right.
We're doing Silverman's Platters that I had to come up with again. I've got Platters in the Locker. Like, well, by the way, I think we mentioned this one's going to bring it up again. It won't be too long.
Someone said it has to be Electric Mugalo as a title. Yeah. I don't disagree with that. We'll call it Electric Mugalo.
It's fine. We're going to run down to Electric Mugalo Lou. And then we get it, squelchy. We're gonna go down to Electric Mugalo Lou.
And it will be modular. We will go down to Electric Mugalo Lou. And then we'll go down to Electric Mugalo Lou. And it will be modular.
No, bam, bam. I see that man in the lion. Wow. That's great.
Anyway, Paul, how did he do? Yes. What else did he do? Do you want to?
Give me a hop? No, I don't think he did that. Give me a hop. Give me a hop.
He did it on the walk on to Electric Avenue. Yeah. And then we take it higher. And he also did, er, Eddie Gran.
I'm pretty sure it was Joanna. He was in the Foundations, wasn't he? Of what building? No, not the Foundations.
The equals. How is it confused? Yeah, because you're racist. No, no.
They were both early. He was not the National Bands. Yes. So he had a Capattam single with Electric Avenue, which is great, Frank.
He also pioneered the genre ring bang. I have never heard that word before in my life. I'm going to find out what ring bang. Ring bang is variously a Caribbean fusion of music genres, a philosophy and an aesthetic propounded by Eddie Gran in 1994.
There's stylistic origins, clip so reggae, talk bands and zook. Yeah, zook is another sort of folk music. He says an into 2000. He defined it like this.
Ring bang. Ring bang. It's like four boards. It's not.
Ring bang is the thing that makes the soul quiet. That in a musical concept is rhythm. A child is given a ring bang when a mother rocks it in her arms. Ring bang allows the slaves to communicate.
Ring bang is the bridge that allows her to stop being insular. It is the concept predicted on being able to communicate with one another. Predicated. Predicated.
There you go. What the songs did he do? There's another big hit from the Electric Avenue era, the 80s. Baby, come back.
That's the equals. Baby, come back. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Baby, come back.
Do, do, do, do, do. Baby, come back. I picked up that on 7 inch the other day. I played the foundations when I'm DJing.
Yeah, baby. Now that I can't let you. Now, that's. Baby.
That's the change as well. which is build me up, why do you build me up honey bunch? Buttercup, Buttercup. Was that a baby just to yeah?
Why don't you build me up? Burn me up, burn me up, burn me up, burn me up, burn me up. Does that look everywhere when that film came out? What film?
Something about Mary. Yes, that's what it's called, guys down quite well with the millennials these days, Paul. Yeah. You pretend that you're at Chartres 1980 with a song called Do You Feel My Love?
Do You Think Track Of Can't Get Enough? I love you, yes I love you. I don't want to dance. I don't want to dance with you baby no more.
I never do something to hurt you though. Hold on, if you're really bad, if you're really bad. I love all the dance. Don't ruin it, you're bringing some sort of...
He did it like dance remixes of his own shoes, didn't he? That was that big dance remix of Electric Avenue. Apparently he did the theme song for Remancing the Stone but it was cut from the film at the last moment and it's still outside the top 50 in the UK as a result. Remancing the Snogas, Billy Ocean.
That was for the sequel though. That was where I had to go with the Nalwin. I listened to that again last night. Do you know the opening?
Do you know what's really hard to get through? What? The opening of the Go and Get's Tough by Billy Ocean. When the Go and Get's Tough.
It's all these fucking stupid effects. 80s. 80s. Yeah.
80s. Yeah. I don't know. I kind of like it.
It's terrible. Opening is terrible when he puts you off. Bit like your mouth. Anyway, Eddie Grant, a pioneer British Black musician.
Yeah. I love it. I love it. I love it.
I love it. I love it. I love it. like that.
I also... Did you hear that tune? That kind of weird reggae function I've got that we see him as well. No.
I'll bring it on the show. It's really good. Bank it for another episode. It'd be nice for that.
Anyway, so we've got platters. I've got platters. I've got platters and they're a like entertainment starting point, right? Now I wonder if you want to get out of the way.
Maybe you could have touched on this group before. They don't deserve too much fucking respect. I'm not a respect, but you know, they don't have too much time for what I'll talk about them. They're very cheap show.
They're very Paul's naphm obsession with the 80s. They're right, the centre of that. They are the epitome of the naphms that you so crave and that you say it's saying to have a love, hate relationship. It is.
It's almost abusive relationship. It is. It's like it hurts me because it's so awful but I go back to it. It's like when you listen to all of Cannon and Ball stuff or whatever.
Yeah, but I still defend Cannon and Ball. I mean, little and large. Little and large. That's abusive.
That's abusive relationship where I'm like, I can't stop it. What you fucking keep running me in. What was that comedy troupe? Who were the weds?
The grumble weds were talented, but they had very poor material. Yes. Like the other impressions on it. I forget the name of someone that they're noticing or shouting, whatever.
I don't care. But he was a really good impressionist. It's just that his impressions basically seem to be role-fourers, Stuart Hall and Gibby Savile. Yeah.
It's a comedy. It's been totally you treat. Anyway, the first vinyl and it's probably the cheapest I've ever bought for an album is a 40 people black and white party party. That's cheap, even as charity show about.
Let me look at the quality of this. I mean, they look like a pound land. What's the way I'm looking for? They look like terrible.
Yeah. I mean, they set the purpose. They were awful. They had the worst hair of all time.
Yeah. But that's why I said they look like kind of pound land travel horns. Look at them with their boxing trainers. Yeah.
Oh, God. And that's boxing trainers, but they're not actually added that because they've got four stripes. And like the hair is like his roots are coming through. They're kind of two-toned hair with longed highlights.
It's the easiest thing. But what interested me, Paul, about the cover, tell stars is as seen on TV. So where were they seeing on TV? It just means that advert for this album was on TV.