Ep. 14: Three Jizzle Balls in a Swirled Shaft Vasectomy (A Very Terrible Christmass™)

'Twas the episode before Christmas, when all through the sludge, Not a vulgarity was spared, not even a "fudge"; The mockings were flung around the leg lamp with glee, In hopes that our guest Wendy wouldn't turn tail and flee; The children jeered as they beat poop from a log, While visions of horse skulls danced in their nogs; And Douglas Fir in his walrus shirt, and I in my elf cap, Had just readied our colons for a long winter's crap; Then came Intern Sean, spilling cocoas with a splatter, We drank and we fed and we emptied our bladders; We had stories and games, and now with delight, Terrible Tuesday to all!…except Intern Sean, because we seriously might fire him. Special guest Wendy Brown joins Alice and Doug for magical tales of Christmas wonder. And a lot of really filthy stuff. Doug surprises them with two holiday games – HoliCrayCray Traditions and Terrible Santagrams – as well as a very special holiday radio play. Wendy teaches everyone a game of her own that is soon adapted with hilarious results. And Alice once again proves herself the Ultimate Word Nerd. Other discussion topics may include: - Do cocooned insects taste like pickles? - How to flawlessly execute an Austrian accent - A plea to have a calendar made in the next 10 days - The true meaning of Christmass™: terrifying children - The sounds and consequences of dinosaur excrement