There is no zone watch we know in the zone with Paul Linney does his voice changes hello everybody It is my podcast voices my cheap troubles Right five will do now five for you. I was waiting for the full ten well I was gonna give you the full ten. Oh, but you know the pull out and I gave the top So it's just version starts right from the start doesn't it? Yes, it fucking does it cheap show what you expect by now?
I just want you I want you to play fair. I don't Anyway, do the you can do the intro. Okay. Hello everybody It's cheap show time again.
It's me like Silverman and I'll be taking you along with my co-host Paul Ganon through various shops that sell things Cheaply fucking years that we can't get in throw right just it just oh oh just a sad or second hand item such a such as yes We're only down cherry shops. Yes, that's a big one. Yeah second hand stores Bizarre's jumble sales discount stores fate fate Tom bowlers Bolas Stores Flee markets boot sales and cherry shops off Great Britain You were taking over the intro anyway welcome to cheap show Hey you and your fucking mood repossi Hello, let's just get it straight out the way. He's been on the show numerous times in the past I don't know why but yeah, but only the live capacity and we thought you know what let's give him time Let's give him the full-fap time to come around so ladies and gentlemen Please stand up if you're driving stand up if you're on a bus stand up if you sit down stand everyone stand up and please Salute the majesty of Mr.
Stuart's action Please don't stand up if you're already standing up because that's probably some sort of horrifying existential event Oh, no, but if you can't how do you how would you stand up higher if you're standing up? How could you stand up get somebody to lift you up like a Tannic I'm having a vision now. Oh, here we go of your whole skeleton Straight up the body yeah, oh Just sort of collapses into a heap of jelly I Know How you feeling how are things I'm all right. Thanks.
How you know what you know us? It's the same grotty little podcast of the hard of gold. It's a nice location All right, we are recording once again at the so-ho radio studios in so-ho uh-huh, we have the Reason be nice looking but unfortunately does resemble a weather things poor bit serious well like it's mock Tudor It is a better description. Yeah, very mock and it's got a very so-ho selection of random books Yeah, some shells yeah, look at the box on there's a free copy of shintig magazine out there.
Oh, oh, three copies Right So what they've got how art made pop What's harpers short no shorter Harper's French English French English translation? Oh, no That's a place at famous place in so-ho. I have you heard of this I have I have I have a lot of survey half the point why It's not excuse is it you can buy my children You can buy two half I Just have my glasses You after two halves you can and will they serve it with disdain no you don't say a point if you say oh can I have a Point of their oh no no no no no you mean two half yes We only serve half here. Well, that's all right cuz you're tiny yeah Well you implied half three Oh There's a private barkers eight a z of horror.
Oh, where's that? Edvard munch. Oh, that's the most ponsel London name I've ever heard a thousand years of a London Street I hope it is that my read I'm gonna have to go look hang on to a freak That might read either which my great talking about could we really want presents about basis flex it in And they've got two copies hey, it's not terrific then no no it's already a demon doesn't necessarily mean it's oh yeah He's racist so man so what just at random what's tickling you fancy about this book just the history yeah really I don't want to see if it's my greed or not. I'd love that though.
I'd love that no Oh, yes, it is him is it starts off by saying about the author right? So what's the first thing you think of when you think of my greed? Yeah, so style anti-use on yeah, my greens pop quiz something. Oh, yeah, yeah wait for it Mike read was created a night of Malta in 2011 and his chairman of the British plaque trust Presumably that's plaque actually The tumor trust The actual symptom of the thing you're against as the name of the trust I'm gonna be honest is plaque trust yes As from the blue plaques Lucky when he that's the whole thing with the streets of London thing isn't it yeah?
It'll ties in like Kenneth Williams lived here between 1965 and anyone of his guests used the loo no no did you know that How fucking up tight you have to be you don't know your close close this love one You have to sit in your house massive bowel problems at the end I'm not the same with your place except with me. I just I'm frightened to use the toilet in your place fuck off Well, I don't know what's down there do I look a load of shit in the dark obviously what I'm down there Well, I've got super rats do I I've got super cannibal rats in my loo do I I Start spins Right Tony draw that Oh god don't do it Tony be your own man Tony no be ours Can I just point out the nag reads book that they have two fucking copies of coss 13 quinn is the cheapest shittiest vanity printing? Unbound whatever they call it the the ruffs, you know the unbound ruffs. Yes.
It's basically Prince on demand from Amazon Yeah, yeah, well there you go quick. So's you Stop nicking my fucking stuff. Yeah, don't look it's guilty That's why he's rubbing the table. Do you know what that is in body language?
You try to clean the table kind of clean your bad morals trying to clean yourself you did look like a little boy You've been pulled up by the head mark. I saw you doing that graffiti down on that Stop nicking my words. I'm gonna be psychologically by anyone. It's gonna be him.
All right, not you I'm pointing and you now have to guess who I'm pointing out this and I was right it was Henry the 8th Paul yeah, what have we got coming up on the show? Oh, well, we have got coming up on the show gonna do a Ganon's Golden Games In any sense It needs to do some kind of Hurry yeah, you want my hurry what the fuck? Don't try and pass that off it's something that people actually say I would say what wait my hurry meaning what this podcast is destroyed me I'm just starting to have a little situation. Yeah on your mom.
Let's say I've got some kind of large array of vegetables I'm not gonna go in another one. No, I'm just gonna put them in the oven I'm just gonna put them in the oven. How is it you remember that? Give this thing what do you mean?
How? It's my every waking moment this image, but yeah, but you've got it you've the point is you're gonna Well play this and then you're going to say what was that stupid meaningless thing you said you can wait my hurry So we've got to wait until you're ready wait Yeah, I need some help Paul Paul I need some help You've not done your There we go I really need to know put these large vegetables into this oven. Oh, you're doing something. Oh mother.
Oh, you can wait my hurry Okay, I'll wait then I guess it's on well No, I know is I finally have Queen or not coin but you that's her when I was growing up in terms of you being impatient You can wait time ready all right you can wait my hurry. I don't know Truth or not it's true. You know all these years of only never heard you say it. I'll phone me on do that again To be fair when she phone I did not know what's actually putting on a voice wow Did you hear about that?
No, 27 hours broadcast not record breaking challenge for you for it? I came I wasn't there at the time you had a random call from your mother in person I've not heard this story now. It's my call to me like the 26 hours Yeah, and we're both a little bit and my mom called up and she spoke to the producer and she goes I don't want him to know it's his mom's I'm gonna do a silly voice so I'm on the phone Oh, I got a call for you, right? And it's like I'm going to the accent was she did she did some kind of what was the gist of what she was Oh, you're very good But all your swear a bit don't you know I've been listening all night and it's all fun and I'm listening on this Who's my bitch?
I just talk nice and get her off the phone as quickly as possible and turn out to be his mom Yeah, because she goes don't you recognize the sound of your mother and the whole world fell out of my arse at that point I was just done. I was so close to the end Podcast was shouting out boss numbers that was a lot of bad action going on around there I think to be fair after 24 hours the brains gone. Do you know what you're gonna talk about? I had to talk about what was around me So the bus is outside you need video games these twitch streamers can do it.
Oh, yeah, we should do twitch Have a laptop before night on or something. Yeah, I thought oh god, please no Only found out recently why it's called for like just a good American company I haven't got a clue apparently because in the game it takes you two weeks to build a fort Yeah, something like that, and that's why they call it fortnight I don't think the understand that it also means to I don't know it's to do with the regularity with which the island shrinks in half Every two weeks in yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it takes all nights to make a for yeah I like that to do the period of this a day periodicity. Oh just not to do with like a crazy themed party set around, you know For tonight, it's not like that It's just like a nice comedy that whole business model is like totally evil. It totally just exploits It's the ultimate freemium sort of model It's totally free to play and you have no disadvantages if you don't give them any money whatsoever in this online tournament Oh really, but wait for it and it's become like a playground thing where kids get bullied if they're by the right skins Yeah, literally default as in stuff you get is like an insult.
It's like going to school wearing off-brand Yeah, exactly. Yeah blue flash trailers and so the green flash is really bad Isn't it? Yeah, that's solidly depressing. Yeah kid should be bullied the old fashioned way like I was Absolutely face down the toilet.
Yeah fire crackers down the front of the pants. Yeah Think bombs in the mouth like it crocheting and sticking their mouth. That's yeah hospitalization Yeah, that's an essential death needle in the I do never think on so you don't see those around what I think they were one of the ones that didn't get into the modern era Because those old jokes all exists now you can still buy you know splatter vomit rubber bonnie It's a poo's and those black black face soap hello Well, I do Blackface they might because they was also red face soap. Yes, maybe that but those probably versions that still there is yeah But stink bombs.
I don't think they've got through to this modern so health and safety style era I last time I counted stink bombs about Jesus 20 years ago I feel old when I was working for a pension company and we went out for nice like lunch with the whole office and some old Bloke who's a bit of a tit let off a stink bomb in the restaurant Wow and everyone had to leave and well You couldn't kind of leave and the staff knew who it was and came over said I've done this and the manager was like excuse me. I think we'll find with professionals I've been in so soon And sure enough they found a stink bomb under the table Entalities that it's not good. You know what actually in a few two two we are I thought you can end that sentence something that brought a stink bomb. No, that's the end of that is why yeah Oh, I think it was oh, it's very stage maybe Malaysia.
I can't remember if you remember to tell me What price what price did he played? Oh fuck off you can't even pay me back 20 quit. Are you gonna pay for a Russian bride? Oh, you're 20 quid.
Oh, you're just I know Anyway I got a five pound down from 20 originally so that counts change and then to mark stupid being here We're gonna all listen to the latest episode of Derek story time. Oh my god, so three It's over. I'm so excited to get terrified all I can tell you is that Tom from weekend lolligaga who's been giving me these yes Apparently now the custodian of the tapes is gonna send me them. That's like being given like I don't know how many Diaries I don't really want a easy tape so there's one more story But apparently here's the twist the last story to UFO one penalty, but there is no ending there was never an end It cut off so we don't know the ending so maybe we can invent one of them.
You finally touch on that last story Is Derek still alive? I'm gonna speak to Tom about that I'm gonna get kind of please gonna send me a break down of his life for all the stories sending you Derek's breakdowns on tape Do we got a Derek story and it's cool. I think Jimmy the Irish orphan Then This is gonna be There'll be inappropriate magical realism yeah because every story is interesting every story both a massive disappointment and a wonderful experience at the same time You can't over the edge into madness, but it never quite go there. That's like a dream instead you're like going what yeah That's why it's like a dream pool.
That's a real quality because it's surrealism as it was first formula It was maybe a mixture half and half of the of two extremes contradictory state such as dream and and wait consciousness Yeah, so you know when you said it doesn't sit straight over into full madness Yeah, that's what gives it that dream like quality because it's almost almost realized But it's not what you know, I mean it's almost totally absurd But he kind of tries to hang on So we'll be analyzing story afterwards using darlin's paranoid critical method. It is a long one. It is a long one I will say that I would like I would like I think he's a man who's into the female form in a sort of kinky way with sort of I think it was you know the way that they haunted Hoover, you know, we're Yeah, he sucked off his lady's like home helps niggas and they were red lights. Yeah, well, they're red silk There was no female need to see the first one There was a female tiger who died to see a massively distended penis power the distended famis Slays the feminine, you know the feline feminine.
I think that's all we have time for You know me though, it's Freud just like his head around the door just nodding Right before we kick off the show Stuart has brought a little offering through the great e-lide cards each do it I have brought some potato chips specifically zaps potato chips the dill chip with a zip It's popped belly brand dill pickle flavored crisps They've been crushed up a bit in my bag and they went out of date approximately a year ago So they may not be as crisp as they should be them I've literally been holding on to those for about two years to give them to a line Thank you very much. They could have given you a merely but you actually wanted to wake the day to go up Yeah Right, I think we may have had their ranch flavors apps maybe they're quite famous crisp manufacturing the states Okay, I had a yeah on the subject of pickles ball I had a pickle flavored noodle the other day. Oh, I mean, oh, it's mentioned It's not my top noodles. I mean I which is a Polish brand gherkin flavor.
Yeah, you know what I put in it dick No balls none of it none of my junk dick handfuls. Yeah, if you could be childish I Put in some preserved mustard greens Chinese preserve mustard greens shouldn't play Fishwell, that's the name of that brand I use Anyone is because we're gonna do that I think we're gonna pimp a pickle noodle as well as do a pickle sandwich We had a great of a Yeah, no, I got here. Yeah, it's all coming up guys on Eli's urban noodle country kitchen No, Eli's country urban noodle test lab kitchen. Thank you.
There is a subtle difference. Let's get the ho from these he's having a ho Oh, oh, I got Oh That is very please great that is pure gherkin flavored scratch and sniff out of branc crossed in the 80s Oh, God. Oh, I love that. Oh, it's got that You know, I can't stop off Cool.
You're not flatty boy. That's that's great. I'm gonna attack right in. Oh, these are nice.
They like kettle style So of you know, oh, yeah, they're nice and nicely made crisps They're what crunch that's good. That's good crunch and bocha was be a Even with the crisp bocha-lism They're not as crisp as they once were. Yeah Crunch on it. Yeah, I'm from that fucking oh, mate.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. That's a top Christmas, and would you like to put your No, you know what? It seems like a flesh like to you. Oh No, I want to use your Chris.
I put my crispy pickle each other No, what so I vomit in the No, Chris, I vomit it. You know what I've and then I thought the packet full of my involvement. Yeah, it's like you say yeah Yeah, now you're talking One of the chips tapes you can send off for in the back of these Well, he's gonna eat Chris then now. Are you gonna try these?
No No, the difference is between you and me is I'll know the disgusting so I'll avoid this I'm not even like an intellect or something. It's a normal Chris. I just don't want to have pickle flake on I hate pickle flake. So you have some fucking dignity and you'll eat something on this.
I'm just a result of drunk all my water So I can't take the taste away. Oh, it's genius. Oh, get on then. Oh, they're not too bad actually I don't be fought like bully by Eli.
You know, Chris Default. Oh god. No, no, I like my shit. Hmm.
Yeah, you can tell they're not quite as a Christmas Not too bad though for being a year out of date. Yeah, yeah, yeah fall packet I ate this fucking podcast No, really? Don't taste anywhere near as a potent as I smell. No, no that bit of subtlety gives it something I think that's a delicious and excellent product and I love the artwork of the cartoon style pickle rendering right great What a wonderful show all right crack it off crack it off crack it off.
Oh, you know you'll jack it Not into the packet of on in the packet with the pack it with the end this segment, please I want to fuck a foamy packet Anyway, welcome back to keep show. Have you had a good time? You're the three second since you last been ages for us. Oh, so we're gonna play what's that smell?
No, fuck you know the one time I gave a set up to say Ganon's golden games I don't like saying it when you ask me to say it. No, just crack on Between a crop listening between a car. Oh, yeah, yeah It's like a cross between out of it on yeah, it's like brute force likes worst in person I'm a You've made this pocket the mockery and on I hate you we're gonna play go called what's that smell it is? I was going games.
What's that smell? Yes? Well, what's that smell's ball game I found a torture called the entertainer They're brand they have saws around the country and you were selling off a load of board games quite cheap This one originally was 20 quid I got it for a five-o bars, so it count as a cheap show ready segments as a result Yeah, what's the game? He's very stimulus about you know, making everything On message with the cheap has to be cheap has to be at least what 75% off.
Yeah, at least below a certain amount It's just I believe the topics in the show should be inspired by the things we find in shout shops panlands bizarre Gible sales discounts six doors free markets and other right charity fate and then that sounds familiar, but we don't just go Quick quick interruption this is an update not only did black ladies make a second album called party party to right? But they covered on it Ross Abbott atmosphere. I love a party Happy atmosphere thing is you think oh black ladies make a good version of it because you know black later like no It's actually more in terminal and annoying to listen to their version. Yeah, it's weird It's like they mess around with it and they fill it with up to be fair a lot more sound of production than Ross Abbott It's just their voice isn't terribly awful terrible singers Paul, but didn't you say that we thought there was one on that album that we looked at?
Yeah, it was written by them one of the filler traps I think it was actually do the congers first because every song they've ever written is never been from their mind I do came from a German holiday camp that they take a look to yeah, so it's off and they get They literally the story goes I mentioned it last episode basically So we go this they manage it as a holiday camp when we heard this held a recorder recorded it off the speakers and they went over Translated into the time. Oh, yes, so you said do the do do do the conger was this do do come on into the conger do do do do based on a train around the floor so they just did a version of a conga dance because the usual congers They're conga Conga Oh The only song ever charted about fucking eels yes apart from the band the eels Ah, you know how's fuck us yeah? Right anyway, we're playing what's that smell and it's a very simple game basically you get a box full of little cards You scratch and you smell and you got a guest the smell and you do all the things that all go through as we play the game Actually get this from the entertainer. Did you find it in Mr.
Biffle's bins? No, Mr. Biffle is now no longer allowed to buy smelly things I'm allowed to smell There are more stories on it this every time I go to a space of the minis he's bought more what I would call a pet cemetery You know just animals and jars of things and like oh, I didn't know it was a sexual arselectro just check it Biffle Paul, you know what he does anymore? Vitoing on his eBay account no he needs just to build the channel.
It's not me saying this People saying stuff that what's that code? Fat pig the fat sale characters old this joke's old already I think there should be more fat sale on that channel. I'd like to recast it who who who could possibly who could play? Let's just put like toffee the dogs mouth Oh, that's Larry He gave everything that poor boy.
Sometimes you go. No, I don't and then he goes and doesn't you think they play I'd never do that I enjoy just dogs a robotic Point and there's Peter string theory. Oh, gosh, we just both are housing and horrifying at the same time That may be a low point in my life. I'm a high point of ours.
We're playing. What's that smell? There are six cards ahead of me that you will both smell right randomly I Know what we do a pocket of the guest I tend to rely quite quickly weird guests take sides. I've already seen this What he's seen this going on this little whatever you can go to go again go to go again Oh, yeah, yeah, it's your big lead Your best fucking mate I can't believe how that incredibly bad handshake we just made when that was bad it had to aspect Oh Now we're all doing it.
Okay, there are six cards Shut up There are six smells ahead of us that you have to smell you've got a piece of paper that asks you to name the smell what you think What you mean result go through it bit by bit, but we have six ahead of us at the end of these six miles the winner wins The loser has to smell one of the or then I will make you both smell something horrible because I have to give the audience something Oh, right, so there's six smells and only one of them horrible. No, well, there are mix There's actually on the on the back there are six categories. No, sorry seven categories of smell available There is to T fruity so this smell will be something fresh that grows on a tree or off to General headings only six smells and genres. No, there's no They find a Thing where do you think they find all these smells was there a smell researcher?
Yeah? Come on the world of smell is a hugely But he's no something something quite sort distinctive though, isn't it like petricor or something? Yeah, the smell of the rain well, I can't just have a faint smell of branny or something No, I like a faint smell of branny fucking horrible monster I'm horrible monster now. Yeah, right here the categories of smells you can expect to be a tutti food He's also sweet stuff.
So sugary things could be natural baked or bottled Spicy sweet may I just want to get through this No, of course really rotting human flesh doesn't depend on Sweetness and then behind is the peach of vacation get me out of the bottom Right spice it up from cinnamon to garlic. This is a spicy smell. Yeah, blue and fresh This could be a rose or the cook grass or fresh peppermint smoke factor earthy leathery smokey what walking we say all things chemical You may find these sense on the sinks in medicine cabinet or in the forgotten corners of the garage And finally just plain stinky these are not air freshen material thick fart cheese and unwanted wafts or So I've showered I've showered Let's start the game No, no, no, no, this is just telling you what to expect so we have six categories We'll do one each so you can get both have a smell and then we'll go for all six but Eli I'm gonna let's do it pick a seat I guess what would you like start with one two three four five or six Can I have number five please miss again? Okay, number five So you gotta be careful or you can do if you move the bottom flat down it reveals the answer.
Yeah, that's what she said The bottom flat is that your granny said that's what my grandi always used to say right? So what you'll do is you'll just shot up Right continue I'm sorry you had to see that Stuart. I enjoyed it You will move the flap up run your little car across and then sniff right if you move the bottom flap down reveal the answer Do not refer to my penis as my little car well Well, I can't think I need a witty go right so run that little bit of a car a top I'll cross the top there you go and actually release the scent literally scratching snip. Yeah, and then you sniff the car itself Hopefully oh, oh no don't reveal it's obviously you against each other So what about a good snip pass it to Eli?
I don't know the answers they are as secret to me as they are to our Mess mother Well, yes, I'll let you I have a go before you say anything Yeah, so give it a rub and then give it a smell oh now Yeah, I know what that is. Yeah, I think I do okay So all you got to do is guess so you get five points for a guess and then you go put it in a genre Do you think it's a duty fruity smell a sweet stuff smell spicy fresh smoky chemically or just stinky? So you put what you think the smell is then you tick the box with the smell category, okay? I can't my vote and then it says smell association your funniest memory with that smells Funny as to memory to do you know what let's just skip that because otherwise Unless you think something will skip that so we'll just worry about the get the guess itself, right?
Okay, so we'll be here all night just be five points for the correct answer and an extra point for the category correct Yes, so right so ready this competitively. This is quite good. I can see why it's a Why am I like why was whether or not no you've got one two three four? So far.
Yeah, it's a good little part of it number three, please one two three. There you go same process Okay, scratch. Yeah, hide your answers. We'll be all of the yeah this flat.
Yeah, the top one Just tell me you just this bit so you got it right. Thank you rub your card against the flap have a sniff I'm giving it a good rub is giving it a good rub. He's very vigorous Oh I don't know the answer but I'm gonna play along as well The basic they use to make them is there's an alcohol. Yeah, that's sometimes a problem with both sense because it all that have that chemically Base smell would sometimes overbounds it.
Are you both happy with anything? Five was first one. It doesn't really matter. It doesn't really matter.
It just put it all in Yeah, okay, I'm getting competitive now. All right good. Just warning you Remember there is a horrible stench for those who were those who lose good. Oh good.
Okay, so Stuart you got one two four or six Can I have six please go sir? I think you're Robert and snuff it snuff it and half it Then jacket open this panel to reveal smell zone zip it smack it and jacket any of these people God again, there's some sort of a yeah, well not completely the same. But if you want to be a bit more vigorous by all means go for All smells like power lamp Have a sniff oh yeah, oh he's got it. Oh I'm playing along now.
This is good game. I like it extra value. Okay, so I would be horrified who picked last you so Eli your neck you got one two or four Over four please there you go Jacket jacket and jacket and I'm gonna scrub it and snuff it So far anything particularly spoke out of you have you found this easy? Oh, well there you go This one isn't gonna be so good.
Here we go. So I'm gonna sniff the stinky card sniff my flap sniff my dirty flap Tiny fraction of a second of nausea Is this cheap show If you are Four four number Alright, oh god, that's stuck in the nose. It's a bad one. Oh, I'm glad you had that one first.
I said you know you Alright, we've got one and two left you it what would you like to please it's done But you realize number two isn't a good thing You're witty man the curse Paul the curse well that was definitely a nasal nightmare Yes, oh god so potent that was a big thing the nasty ones are more potent. So this is obviously not an nasty one That's very much. Do it's having a little one. Yeah.
This is to me is like the first one but more potent. Oh, I mean I don't know if they're a repeated Last one Oh I need a new card man. All right, give me a different card. Here you go.
Thank you. Would you like a new card? I think those cards have been smurched. Oh, it's a cross on yes Cross between a snoo'd and a sock This one is a couple what four no this is a five of six so it's our ultimate smell.
I know that all right He's so good. Oh, oh, I don't Know I put that one day for hell of it right and now Statistically Because I pick up a random and there's all these ones left as well Assumption to make those get on the maths. Yeah, we can do it. You cannot do it The most vicious of all Sniff it off Down Here we go Oh I know Look I feel the hardest No, no you failing my family is my favorite I love it when you fail I love it you like when you cat astrophically fail Right here we go Ladies and gentlemen, let's see what the scores on the doors were so it's what's that smell you first chose number five and Stuart what did you say you thought it was peppermint peppermint and the first one?
Yeah, yeah, and what category would that be? Under bloom in fresh right you like what did you say leather leather new car? Oh? It's in the smoke factor right interesting the answer is it's leather new car.
Oh shit I never would have got a million years and the category is chemical. Oh, oh, so that's oh So you get five points without and I'm gonna give you an extra three because you said new car So yes, one question is already got a bonus and I've got enough eight so that you're eight points. So right eight down I thought that was polish. That's what I thought there.
I would have been Was anything kept all I got was like the alcohol hit and then something Well as we know you did take a lot of cocaine in your 20s, so that's ruined your notes You know Obviously it's true. Well, there's no I think cocaine does destroy your sense of smell well. It doesn't do much for you Septum no that's also me what that cocaine is Rots the fleck Because of the sheer amount of like any Like I'm blasting a nose White powder of any kind does no just a safe one is neutral like powder that far right pump bound It was the physical amount of stuff that you put up and I should do the property of coke right next what I'm saying next we go on coke with Eli because you'll fucking know right here's the next one. This is your second smell Eli will start with you.
What did you think it was a pickle or deal pickle? Oh, I want category spice it up Alright, okay, I'm sure if anyone's gonna know a pickle. Yeah Oh, no, he like the pickles is like pigs the truffles I put cinnamon. Oh, I want category spice it up It's pickles five points that you like you both get a point for the category, so Yes, six of all and just the one point for Stuart today Oh We still want for to go things could change in a game Next question 12 3 was be honest I didn't know a fucking clue, but if they do remind me of grandma's soap so I put sandalwood, okay And see you're working there what category is that?
So I see being patronized Yeah, I'm to my world. I don't know I have a spice it up. All right. Okay.
Eli was an acet or oh, that is a good show actually And I've got it in spite of all right here. We go the answer is Licorice, yes, you see I was in sweet stuff. Yeah, so no points there No, I said licorice you said to them I say all licorice you should honestly and look I've got licorice look at my work I give you a half a point you can have one point for that look you can see it's true I've written licorice in brackets and as much as I hate to say licorice does contain and see oh fuck off Open it. I'm going right.
You're something as well to live five points over the right five points To help you out here, mate. It's too late for me I did say licorice for this one so I got that right Oh, I put it in spice. Yeah, it's a spicy thing right here is good It's a successful Martian segment What did you say for Eli what would you say for smell number four I've got poo and I have brackets just be sure fecal Fecal food has a poo as a hole Thanks, I went for rotten cheese rotten cheese or basically just stank It was in stinky category. I presume you know Oh, yeah, absolutely Just plain stinky well, funnily enough this just says fart.
Yeah, but in the plain stinky cat you go Both get a point each but I'm not gonna give you five because it does say fart and has a picture of a bottom They're opting green gas. That's what poo is that's people. It's the smell of To be honest, I put down I was setting up now because there's more gas in the fire Yeah, everyone knows I got it. I would close what did you say cheese?
Yeah, what's closer to a fart? Geez, it's not who's close to it's not it's who's getting right come on basically this is in the countdown numbers round The same thing a fart and a shit to inform sure thing one's just a gasket version of the other your head stop being hang on But you see what I mean say cloud when the answer was the sea. Yeah, you could be good. You could be far wrong son Look you shut up.
All right. I put nappy down for like I thought it was a nappy I thought it was very nappy as well. Yeah, all right two more down to go. So Eli what did you say smelled on the five was it was peppermint and I put it in sweet stuff shit and Stuart my problem was I thought it was peppermint too, but I'd already put peppermint and because it was all powerful and peppermint I Is Sweet stuff I went for blooming fresh in that case to get to point for blooming fresh.
You like to point for peppermint Yeah, so there you go although I'd be tempted to give him the five point because he was waving around It looks like it's gonna be an obvious win, but let's just see where this goes right? So we got one last smell Stuart. What did you think the final smell was? I don't have a fucking clue.
I look for Apple. Oh, okay TCP and all things chemical TCP or some similar so the antiseptic yeah antiseptic Apparently it was dirty socks. Oh, that wasn't a very good one. No, no cuz it does smell like bleach It's just really chemical.
Oh, that's ruined it right in the bin in the right in the big right so points there No, what were the final points? So my final points are apparently fucking binary 010110 1 1 0 1 so 3 3 Eli how did you get on? I got 25 right? I'm going out and I'm hearing I think you might be in the movies in that case Eli you are today's winner congratulations on what's that smell?
Hey And as a result, I'm gonna mix the bad smells up and then that's where you smell it should you ask to smell He's gonna identify you have to put his nose and instinct it Do you leave me in the pack? What's the what's the what's the what's this game that we're playing now? This is a forfeit the loser has to smell Hey, what here are the four things you could be smelling tonight you can be smelling everyone you could be sniffing hot chunky vomit You could be stinking smelling stinking smother in B.O. Oh Extra old toaches or finally on the whiff of James extra old extra old yeah, or finally you could be sniffing him diaper blowout So I'm gonna mix these up I don't need to scratch him.
I can smell these from here. Oh, right Eli pick one at random for which you must mail okay Which do you for smell I smell from that? I'm What is it that you have picked for Stuart today today's June Will be huffing down hard on your loser card, which is diaper blowout This is fridge house We go he's rubbing it he's scratching it and he's gonna take a big off of diaper blowout It's fun. Oh, oh Add over it smells like burnt something That thought that was apparently like the worst thing ever I think you just built a baccalaureate stew over years that's so nasty man.
I'll give it ready for you Oh, I'll rub it. Oh, it's coming off it That is fecal oh Seriously I do keep smashing it with a pan for a lot of it. No, I'm surprised at how badly dick I don't think I did that well Yeah, I'm seriously this just smells like something but perhaps I'm like missing some smell thing maybe if you eating out of date food for a Livia Stonk this robot it I'm gonna take respite in this Other I Just said to pull to sniff the empty Chris back it as a token it really said Pickle and shit. It's not my idea of a fine smell time terrible solicitors right you like for that I'm gonna make you smell one the bad ones.
Yeah You just we some quite good at taste doesn't taste and smell Twat You'll find out you'll find out my friend is He finds out he's immune to the smell Oh, yeah, I thought about it all which one's it meant to be be I know it's a matter of talk junkie from it. Oh, yeah Nice, okay, I think to it. I suppose yeah. Oh, I have to smell all these Already I don't use the key to get in here on it Oh That smell of like deodorant used to sort of cover it that's the clever bit is like the major speed the alcohol Not as bad as the normal one we had well, let's end with this one we had only Oh That's the worst Real They're in the sealed bags for a later date right up.
Well successful segment of guns go game Oh We do want to get in this Derek story because fuck you know, it's there a three the matter's a ring Derek the mad So we don't have a long story so shall we just crack on let's get on let's get on what did you say was cool It was cool. Well, I've called it you call it because it's because it's no official title But I did call it Derek and Jimmy the Irish awful. Okay. All right.
My god. So what could go wrong? Here we go now again the audio right all your needs of cassettes are not great This is a copy of an old cassette transferred via WAV clean up noise reduction compression I've tried to get the best out of it some of it is a legible But some of it hopefully will be enough to get us through the story. Oh, we ready team.
Oh, yeah, come on Derek. You can take it away I was Jimmy To be a ninja Story opens he's been asked by a friend who runs a taxi firm to pick up a little boy from a special school I want to know what he might be inferring by saying special school. Yeah school for children with learning difficulty Yeah, it's meant in school. Yeah, it's a big Institutional hope it is yeah, I mean that would be a great turn out like shoot lasers from his teeth It's certainly better than him having a you know, you're all disease How he doesn't What got me it's like so what he runs a cup a taxi company this guy's friends.
Yeah, why's he calling our They just send one of his own fucking taxes. No, I think he's Derek in this is like a Friend who was also in the Really that's great Okay I'm thinking he's using the small child with those little kind of charity donation boxes I I Oh I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I