Ep. 144 | Paradise, Prohibition Bourbon, and Flat Earths... The Schlitz Hits the Fan

What do Hawaii, retirement, cigars, bourbon, discontinued beer, and Flat Earth theories have in common? Apparently, one podcast episode. This week, Woody checks in from paradise after a family trip to Kauai, where generous relatives provided accommodations so luxurious they may have permanently ruined future vacations. Between golf rounds, rum tastings, and cruising the breathtaking Na Pali Coast, Woody learned that family connections are still the best travel rewards program.Meanwhile, Dave officially retired from teaching on June 1st—only to be quickly informed by his wife that "retirement" is merely a scheduling adjustment. The guys celebrate with cigars, discuss premium bourbon, marvel at Costco's surprisingly affordable Hawaiian liquor selection, and pay tribute to the recently departed Schlitz beer, prompting a nostalgic trip back to simpler times when dads drank beer from pull-tab cans and nobody debated the Earth's shape online.Speaking of which, the conversation takes a turn through the Flat Earth universe, where firmaments, domes, and creative explanations for celestial mechanics remind everyone that reality can be a very flexible concept.The episode wraps up with summer travel plans, a shoutout to Cool Man Loot for featuring the podcast, and a reminder that subscribing is easier than explaining sunsets to a Flat Earther.Check out the June Issue of Cool Man Loot.Just click on the link:https://conta.cc/4nKmQLzBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/we-can-help-with-dave-woody--5807494/support.