Ep. 146 - Bit My Finger on a McChicken and That’s Not Even the Worst Part - 03/24/2025

Peaches kicks off the week with a minor injury, a muddy IHOP incident, and a full-blown rant about internet chaos — welcome to another absurd and highly relatable episode of Peaches Pit Party.On today’s show:Peaches bites his own finger during lunch. With a McChicken. We’ve all been there (right??)Sleep Token’s tour sells out instantly, fans riot, and Peaches posts a legendary rant in the SiriusXM Octane group that will 100% cause dramaThe Whispering 311 ticket contest begins — if you can identify a 311 song by whispered ASMR lyrics, you’re going to the showNew robot named Aleta is now drawing blood better than nurses — Peaches is NOT on boardGene Simmons flops his solo tour while KISS plots a “final” return… again… but this time without the makeupThe Mets’ AI-generated hot dog bucket is going viral, and Peaches almost believed it (almost)Meanwhile, in Russia: fake Billie Eilish and 30 Seconds to Mars concerts are popping up courtesy of disinformation campaignsPlus:Animal escape update: a goat frees a kangaroo in South Carolina, otters go rogue in Wisconsin, and Peaches is just waiting to ride a camel from the Idaho Falls Zoo into the studioA Ukrainian man performs surgery on himself using YouTube tutorials and zero common senseShot Clock Sports Update: Mookie Betts buys a bowling team, WNBA goes primetime, and MLB locker rooms crack down on cell phonesBabymetal and Poppy are collabing and Victor might be moving into the studio permanentlyAnd in today’s To Peach Their Own: “What’s something you’re not ashamed to still love no matter how old you are?” The answers range from naps to blowing bubbles to yelling "WOO!" in the car wash tunnel — it’s pure joy, unfiltered.