Oh, I need to say something before we get started. You need to know something right. I'm an old man. And yesterday, while sneezing, I tore a muscle in my side here.
Oh, pack off. Oh, my goodness. But it doesn't mean every time I cough, blink, not blink. Cough, hiccup, sneeze, all laugh.
I go through amazing amounts of pain. So can we make sure this show isn't too funny today? Just so I do my best. Good start.
Thank you, sir. Hello. Welcome to Chief's Show, the economy podcast. I'm Paul Gammon.
I'm Eli Silverman. Hello. And let's just get it straight out the way we'll join today. By someone who I can't even describe with my willpower of words.
Which is how I just show me. I don't have. No, stop trying to laugh. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to Chief's Show.
Sue's, Ken, look. Yeah, me. Yeah. That's me.
That's my name. So do you know what you're in for? I've got a terrible idea. No.
Sorry. It's not going to work for you. I'm fighting through. I've done this show.
I've done this. Yeah, I've done lots of painkillers. No, you worry about that. My girlfriend gave me her special painkillers.
Oh, yeah. Which is what? You're having... It is on your head right now.
I'm having... Oh, he's done it over in there. Oh, he's done it over in there. Oh, that's a no.
That's a good start. I'm having ears on my head. Yeah, it is on your head. Well, they got on my head.
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. There are no way to come.
I'm the faceless face of the sand. It's about a face. Yeah. So, yes, you're on the economy comedy show podcast.
Where each week we go for the power lines of charity shops, the thrift stores, the barbeque bins, the jumble sales, the bazaar. It's easy to remember. Of Great Britain and deliver content upon the things we find there. Hooray.
So with that, can we just go to the credits? Thank you. It is. See you next week.
Paul, it's not voting well, mate. It's a mood repossi. People don't have mood. Right?
The fact that you're so good at having fun. The set. The mood is on. That's what I was talking about.
How's the pick? It's what we've got to take a look. Be like so. Welcome to the show.
I'm not going on, no, I'm not going on. Hello, yes, welcome. It bodes very well, Mr. Silverman, because I've done this show with headaches, with a palled leg muscles, bad back, toothache.
Yeah. I've done this show. I've never seen it before. You're all right.
Do you think you should... You sound like you have a lot of pelvis? I mean, this is my podcast. I can't tell you.
Well,ryn, then it attacks me. It detracts my health issues. I don't think that it's out of care. It's not about us comparing who's going to, you know, car kit.
I still haven't vomited myself at the same time. I'm just going to put that on. I did that when I was drunk twice. Which did you choose to get in a container?
Well once, when I was getting off the bus. There was no option there, I had to do the waddle. Mike was using Pete that was used to go. For the other day, I was getting chatted up by a barrister.
It's an instant coffee? Right. 154 lawyer. And I drank so much and then I had that deal.
What's it called? The coin flip? The decision? Yeah.
The binary decision. You talk to us like it happens to us as well. Yeah, it's literally, I never said that. It's the way you said that.
Like, so which did you choose to point a container? Yeah, it seemed like with some sort of foreknowledge of that sort of realm. No, I've just, like, my first thought was, what would I choose? But I've never had something to do.
You choose to move to obviously in the container every time. And so do you like, I'm not insane. Yeah. That's funny.
You bring that up. Would you like a little present for Mr. Biffle? Oh.
What's that? Would I? Is this from one of the videos we did on the TV family? Well, first of all, hang on.
Every guest comes on the show, gets a prezi. So let me just sort the prezi's out. First of all, you get the cheap show badge. Thank you.
Oh, that's not horrible. Thank you. I like it. That's not horrible at all.
And again, this week today's special prize and you're getting one too. You like it? It's like Oprah Winfrey. You've got one.
It's a twisty wiggly worm. Oh, I remember these. Oh, I really like these. I had a bright blue one for a few reasons.
You can pull them. I'd call mine to bastions on card, though. You can't keep it safe because when it's collected, like, I can sell it for like, four people. Yeah, exactly.
You can sign it for you if you want. They were called magic worms when magic twisty won't. Magic twisty worm. It's got a little invisible picture string on it.
You can weave it for your fingers. Do you think it's quite good at it? Yeah, it's a bit too good at it. I'm a wiggly worm master.
Wiggly worm. The people come on the back are drawn and he's got to be smart on his face. But in reality, he's zero expression. He's in very great pain.
Can't we all? We all. You are. I've got a little present for Mr Biffo for you.
He's very much looking forward to you opening this. Now, he's taken from a recent video, but there's a bonus in there for you. Is it distinct? Should I have seen the video?
Is it going to smell bad? I've seen the video yet. So, just be very careful when you open it. I don't.
I don't want to look. Ladies and gentlemen, he's handed me a plastic gold crate like a Chinese dragon symbol. A Chinese treasure chest. Treasure chest.
Treasure chest. Treasure chest. Treasure chest. Treasure chest.
Oh, what's in my treasure chest? I've got a new category. It's a bit here. I don't get the lock.
Is there? No, it's just tick the lid off. It's a little red mechanism on the spoon for scooping out the innards off the thing. It's all right.
It's all right. You know you see it? I've got a jacket. You know them.
It has to be a lump of cannabis. Is it? Would I give you a little meat on the show? Is it poop?
It looks like poop. It might be poop. I've touched it now. It's Biffos al poop.
It's a pellet. Again, it's funny. It's sick. Poop and puke.
It's all magic. And it's an al pellet, which is sick. It's an alpelt which is sick. So this alMated decision to talk to the boy.
Someone else just do it all. It's just like a bird. What. from the 19th.
She had like a bird inspiration. I was broken. As well. I was sick.
Spider with a gold crown. It's a scorpion. It's a little bit of a little bit of a rat in it. I was half-fried.
They are related aren't they? Yeah. They're closer and more related. They're closer and more related.
Scorpion's and Spider's then. Yeah. Those two insects. You dig a bunch of shit out and you get that toy in it.
Do you know these little giants? They should give you the poo. Okay. Just like this.
Yeah. I like him. I think he's all right. He's lovely.
And also another little plastic green bug. It's got like, what's his name from Mad Max? Oh my god. He's very rich.
1. He's a big guy. Joe. No.
He's a big guy. Joe. He's a big guy. Two.
One second here. Turn back time. No. Jones is what?
Cut and I go. Should have been. Good. Yeah.
I don't think I have them a classic. I love that. I like that. Sorry guys.
Even small or green spider. That's a spider. That came all in the same box. And there's a very small, like a hand grenade thing.
I don't know what that is. And there's a lump of quartz, backing from another big box where you can chisel out and one out of every hundred boxes, you can get a real piece of diamond. No, you can't. That's what it says in the box.
None, it does. That's because diamonds aren't inherently worth money. Oh, they're not? No, they're deveres, there's loads of diamonds.
Deveres in the 30s, created an advertising campaign saying, you should spend half your salary on your engagement ring and a diamond ring too, and that's where it comes from, the diamond ring was an engagement ring and they charge a fortune for him. That's why you buy second hand engagement ring, like an antique diamond ring, they're not that much money. Oh, really beautiful one for 100 quits. And you've had a tip on this show, a flat in the tip.
So the whole thing with diamonds is just... It's a load of bullets. They just keep reinforcing that with films, like using a possible way. Yeah, that's it.
I mean, a giant one will be worth a lot of money because you don't find them with crystals that big normally. But there's loads of diamonds, yeah, the one in our hat. Yeah, the hat diamonds. Real nice hat, love.
Well, I thought we were four-equid or more, I thought we were gonna sell more wiggly worm intentions. Ah, sorry. No, it's all right. One last thing before we end this introduction segment.
What am I gonna do with this out jig? Well, do what I did. Open it up and look for little bones and things because it's like through, scores, and some something. That's cool.
That's dumb. We did all the episodes. We dropped it in summer. I broke up all the pots.
I broke up all my pots. Shut up. I broke up all the pots. You do what?
Irew up pro-phil. I saw pro-phil. I saw pro-phil andRich-phil. What are these?
Hi, did you not hear them? Did you not hear them? They were the Philip... You don't even know.
I don't know what these tenders... With Phil Mitchell and Danny... We now have a resting goal, and we have our first POOOOO sent to us. David or at Wubbings, no, that means, but it says, hello Paul and Eli, mainly Eli.
That's what he says in common. Mainly Eli, oh, I'm supposed to be Paul today. Not just today. It's ongoing.
Nothing about hell, bitches. Eli's been out there living his life puking out of both ends. He's not seeing his life. It's true, I have things.
I mean, I'm not going to. There's things and stuff. There's things in my life. Like stuff.
This is a no-oap. Right, I would like to say thank you for starting off an interesting, starting off my interest in charity shopping. As I now earn money from buying cheap and selling high on eBay. Great.
Sometimes I like them to be too obscure and they don't sell fair enough. It's like that, like, a Castle Graceful thing I found. Still on £50, no, I'm buying it. Two people watching.
It ain't going to be £50. Well, then, this is when you step in and you put it on for £150. And then it goes. And then it goes.
And you get a couple of bidders and they're like, no, no, no, you're not winning this. So yes, I don't know this game. You need to put it on. I'm a big heavy.
But much cheaper than the other person. No income tax, not VAT, no money back, no guarantee. Put it on for $150. Put it on already.
You're a singer, right? So it's all good. It's going to go very singing. If I get my way.
Oh, wait. However, I did. I did pull, I didn't find one item. I did find one item that was still up for eBay marketplace.
And I feel it would be great for Eli. Right, so I'm just going to throw you it. Catch. What do you see, Mr.
Silverman? This is a Nestle. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Nerds. Calculator. And it's Minton card. It's not saying that I'm cold.
You don't mean to talk hard. Minton card. No card. If that means it's still in this box.
No, it's under stretches. If I hand you this. Magic, twisty, won't. Minton card.
So I can see. Okay. And also the bridge. That's got a technical term though.
Yeah. That was bad. It wouldn't be Minton card. That was broken.
If the bank was broken. Yeah. It's still got the thing in the hole that you'd have to pop out. Oh, no.
That's even more. It's on card than this one. Very minton card. We'll demonstrate.
It's on cardedness. The plastic that the worm is in has been crushed a little. Oh, so give everyone hand you take with the other. This is a Nerds calculator.
It's just a giant plastic toy. Yeah. I think it's back opens up and you can do math. What do you think of Nerds?
I prefer them to the much height millions. Oh, millions. Millions are more chewy. Millions are just weighted.
Walked onto the marketplace. Just out. Look, we're a big Billy Bob. We've got two flavors.
They're really similar. It's like that. They're not good. Not compared to the good old Nerds.
You couldn't chew just one. Where's a Nerds? You could put just one in your mouth and you'd be laughing for two of your. Fair enough.
This Nerds calculator, which is almost minton box. You just say it on the letter. It's now not because you've opened it up. It's more from age concern for £1.49.
The price in the Northern region. I'm much cheaper. That is true. That's true.
The further south you go, the more charity shops get costly. That's a good morning clap and no. It's a very good one. It's a good morning clap and no.
It's very good one. £18 on clap and high street. Really? It's very just me.
I'll make you some turts for show and show. I found it was excellent clothes for normal. I love that. I spoke to the charity shop.
Retail association recently about something or other. They said they don't like people thinking of their stores as cheap. They like they know it's good clothing for affordable prices. Oh my god.
I just got £18. Two pairs of topshop jeans that I never buying store because they treat the workers' whole group and they're £40 a pop, £390 pair and I got for £199, an ASOS top. I'll be like £15 and a silk warehouse jumpsuit. I'm like £70 quid surely.
I £150 quid to wear for gear £18. There you go. We haven't done a fashion one yet. We need to do a fashion.
Planning on doing a fashion. Would you like to know what I got on eBay recently? It's been legal tell us. Yeah.
No. On eBay. I just came up with a fridge. I decided I really wanted a nice trouser suit because I don't want that vehicle to look for the makes.
I found a brown pinstripe with a cream pinstripe. Ralph Lauren silk trouser. It was a biorchee and I got a friend she had just clothes. It was on for £99, had a week to go and I went I won it so much and I was big £400.
£400. A big $400. That's how much I wanted it. No one else bid.
I got a Ralph Lauren £2,000 suit for £9.99. That is incredible. How did you get it for £9? You bid £4.
If no one else bids you get it for the starting price. Oh, that's how I have a bid. That's how it works. I did a new episode as well.
That's twice in 15 minutes. You've had two salient facts. What are you doing? What episode?
Happy to help. A little update on this. Frankly, quite charming. It's cute.
It's quite cool that it's backside opens. Is it a frog or is it? It's not a nerd. It's a nerd.
It's a nerd. Yeah, I talk about the character on the box. I reckon I'm my own. It's associated with this really one bit.
He's merely selling the sweets. Yeah. The nerds are the sweetest. He's a supplier rather than a nerd.
It's got a little rigid tongue. Oh, yeah, look at that. It's a nice detail. You open it backside.
I can tell you that it does work. Excellent. There's a little zero there. It goes on and off.
Oh, thank you, David. Now the post-box is open. I'm looking forward to a whole shitload of horrible crap coming into this show. That's very obvious.
I just don't have room for any of this stuff. I'm going to have to put it in this on the show. I'm going to do a couple of things. We're going to do a cheap show in a few trips.
It's before an hour. Before an hour. Before an hour. Before an hour.
I'm going to do a car boot thing. We'll set up a store and try and sell some stuff and do a challenge. That's fine. One of those shows.
You can go and sell stuff on you. Yeah. Go down and take a big bin bag and flog it. Right.
Do we have a pack show? We've got a very special edition of the Price of Shite. And we're going to play another. Go on and go.
Do it with the fucking me and your stove. What do you mean no? Because it's only fun when you don't want me to say. No idea.
Everyone's favourite section of the show. We can't get rid of and adapt every week to suit our wins. Mate, stop. What?
You're just in it sometimes. That's all I'm sorry. Go on then. It's a fucking price of shite.
That's it. I've actually had it. What hand-toss? It's the last episode.
You have no idea. It's like a beautiful age. It's a bit like one. It's like a beautiful age.
It's like a beautiful age. You want a friend who's been invited over on a Sunday for a nice fucking thing. I had to put up with something frosty going on with a couple. You've never had my mother.
You've never had my mother. You've never had my mother. You've never had my mother's a saint. You've got any other stories about your mum?
Maybe I know. She goes down the market. She brings some veg home. She brings some veg home.
She puts it right in the oven. Does she put large vegetables into the oven? She's fully clothed. What is this?
Is there anything like that? You call Paul? He likes to imagine my mum inserting big vegetables into the oven. Well, like a parsnip.
It could be anything. I like cucumbers. In the oven. Baker cucumber.
That's a little bit of a duck. It's just starting. It's a good cucumber. Have you ever had one?
It's gone cooked. No, of course I haven't. They're a salad. They are.
That's what I'm trying to say. You've had a lot of food. You've had a lot of salads. Have you ever had a high-neneed chicken rice?
No. You've said the word, high-neneed. It's like rice which is cooked with garlic and ginger, boiled chicken and then cucumber. It's there.
And then chili sauce. It's a little side of just chicken broth. Clear broth. Sounds.
You know, got a cold cucumber. Did you hear that band from the 80s called Broth? They think that song was, When Will I Be Saved? Okay.
This price is changing. Oh, look. You didn't deserve that. It would have been better if she was living at that.
They're called Broth and then Hit was When Will I Be Famed? Famous. That's better. Good punch up.
Anyway, we're playing the price. Sounds like a laughing at that. That wasn't funny. I can laugh at my own jokes.
I've never heard of them here. This has become a real morifand of pain. We're going to have to cancel the Twitch. No, we'll do the Twitch.
You didn't do it. What are you going to do on Twitch? I believe we're playing Stillipsco Fields Five Golden Rings. Yeah.
Nice. Another board game. Another board game. Look at him.
I saw this in 2008 Smith going for £2 in charity shop. But was it £2 in charity shop? Like 15 years ago. No, like as of last Christmas.
They were all kidding me. Because they buy these games for Christmas, no one plays them. They go in a cup and then a few ones say let's get rid of some shit. Yeah.
Pointless. They play that Christmas. Yeah. Pointless.
It was rubbish. Yeah. Really? I've never watched the TV show.
And the QI board game. Absolutely awful. There's been reviews on board game, Dicks Inc. It's nothing like the show.
It's just terrific questions and you get to hear the board. Well, but sometimes something won't necessarily translate. Like QI. No, there's nothing to it.
It's just a terrific question. It's pure panel. And when you've got personality such as you were I, it's a bad time. Shut up.
It's now time to play the price of Shai. Now this is the showcase showdown edition. We've never done this before, but this is all aimed now towards Sue's. Because people don't know brilliant comedian, brilliant singer.
All of which were shown when she digitised a line which you base herself a bit though. As we all do. I did do something in second. I don't think I got quite likely in the show.
I went away not feeling like I'd come to an arm. Yeah. Nothing was splashed on me or anything. Yeah, I did snip some tube.
That was your own. I decided to snip a tube. You made a choice too. You took control.
I took control and just snip the tube. I dosed myself on the tube juice. Whereas I just say anything I say yes to before all the time. Could have tested for attention.
Just on that subject. What I'm going to do with this album. I'm going to open this album. Look for it.
I'll do that now. No, because this plays all the things. Do it on Twitch. Look for it.
On Twitch. I'm far away. I'm going to open this album. So, Sue, explain to people why specifically because you usually came back from a dude in the show about on the hedgehog.
Why? Why? Because I remember things really well from my childhood, but I don't, but it's so long ago. Yeah.
And a large part of my childhood was playing Sega. Sega, so I, er, like to look back on it and link it to video games and put it in a stand-up show. I'm going to do now. See?
Yeah. Last year was Steve's Islandic 90s kid. That was mostly Sonic. This year was called Mega Drive.
It was mostly about Mega Drive. Right. So there were other games that you covered. Oh yeah.
No all the pigeon Zachary. It's called The Snow intercom. Just be sure to send a Jam and el. to the original Tom Jam and el.
Is that a drive? Yeah. was a lot of it. Was it?
Yeah, it was. I didn't even know that. They remastered it this year. So, Todemonel 2 was from that era.
Same era as Todemonel. Unless in less than less than I've ever said. I think so. I'm going to play Todemonel 2.
2.99. Todemonel was fun. I can put it in this. Alright, thanks for your input.
I used to watch someone else play it. Yeah. You're like your whole wife, what do you other people play video games? A lot of it was because my friend, you were the first to let's play viewer.
I wasn't in a family where they got me consoles. I was. They were big kippies. And it wasn't about that.
You know. Yeah. I'm sorry, sorry. They apologize, they apologize.
So, if anyone was getting their Master System or whatever, Atari, I was, you know, fending off cult members and eating was a benevolent cult. But it wasn't like Omshari, or something like that. No, it wasn't about it, was that. You look like the main guy.
I would like to be an Omshari. You were better than me. I would've made it happen. I could be roaming around one of their stuff to Rania.
It was a speed factory. We're writing in balloons on the tube. Horribly horribly perfect. I didn't work did it.
I'm sure we can they only got close. Yeah, they can they wanted to kill like 20,000 people I think it was They had about Gary sarin. They had enough if it had been utilized efficiently properly to kill like 7 million I think Mission failed even though they did kill some yeah, so cuz they're incompetent Hires boys so that kind of cult but I did not it was like Yeah, it was very much that he sort of approached where it's like vegetarian no TV is all evil all of this sort of media I'm honest you're a Quaker and honest computer games are definitely out that whole you know sugar like sweets and so you Go and play with your friends and watch it with you was my friend. It was well to do yeah, so he's a everything you got the Atari two game boys To get boys you can play to play with himself.
No, I have a link people says make the player I just borrowed his other game boy. Yeah, he had a link Sounds like yeah, the link yeah, I think you might want to go all my toys off the back of a lorry can Seriously The consoles we had I know my parents got the four year where they got it from wow on the layaway or the HP We're they call it back in the day. Yeah, right sure Yeah, but basically the end of that story poor is that I because it was his stuff and I was around his house And he played them all and I generally you know used to have to watch him play yeah The hours I see and he also used to have a real problem with rage quitting back then I've seen him smash his head Against the game and fling it across the room like wow break it literally my brother did that he would get a game boy and go That's a thing and then you it films actually the class the ultimate rage And right too much DJI too long wouldn't have changed a thing that was my book. Yeah, that was my book realized on the screen They did I think it was made with love and I see why there was too much Did you see why it was like how is the first episode?
No, I think the first film was better But I think the first film I think the series the two films suffer from the fact that the book the timeline to run concurrently They tried to do a bit that was second film. Yeah, that's why her doesn't work So like they did it reasonably well, but they didn't know they were definitely gonna make second film I see why they had to do the reason we self-contained the first But it's like when they had to continue to the end of back to the future when that was a released on video Really? It's not to be continued on that That was originally just the end of the film wasn't it? Yeah, yeah There was no to be continued when they was originally shown in theaters.
I saw in America when it first came out Oh, I saw in America Was your cult in America? No My parents were American but if I was a he was an American the guy Darth Rijon he was the good Darth Rijon? What was he? Darth Rij?
Darth R. D.A. Darth Rijon Darth Rijon? Darth Rijon?
It's like Darth Rijon though We had a bit famous is there like books on this? Oh, yeah What was it huge? What was it called? Him.
What was the cult called? I don't know it was like the inter-dafry. Darth Rijon? It was just him.
It was called something so the order of the thing of a jig's or whatever. Oh, okay. I've got kids book which I had to read. If I look into this and it's like terrible crimes are being committed.
I'm asking you guys to be a guess on how to be a guess on how to be a split thing. The book was basically so it's all happened. It's all happened. Everything's vibrating and nothing is nothing at this center of itself so just be happy.
Okay. Whatever you did it, you're on the fuck. Right, let's just go go with the fuck. So here's the thing, suits.
Okay. I've designed this to pick up things that I found either I've been given and I found the price for or I've bought online or I found in a charity shop. They're all sonic related. I've got it out of my way.
Now here's the thing. You're going to see four items. Okay. You're going to see four items.
Okay. You're going to see four items. Okay. You'll get them one at time.
We'll just go for them a little bit at the end. They want you to give me a price of what you think the whole package is worth. If you are in two pound fifty either way the correct price you'll win everything you see tonight. You'll be going home with this tonight.
So I hope you brought it back because I'm a good guy. I have brought a bag. I'm going to see a plastic crack. That's a mouth.
You've got an alpuke and a nerve calculator. You're up on the day. I've got a twisty worm. This we use on a digitalised video so I've asked people how much you paid for them.