Ep. 147 - Room Temp Water Drinkers Can’t Be Trusted - 03/25/2025

From fake steak names to middle school fundraisers with toilet toys, Peaches is rolling into this Tuesday episode of Peaches Pit Party with the kind of high-energy chaos only he can deliver.On today’s show:Whispering 311 continues with a surprisingly challenging lyric — and about four people failing before one guy finally guessed “Beautiful Disaster”An 81-year-old basketball coach gets fired after pulling a player's ponytail — Peaches shares old-school sports stories and gets nostalgic about being yelled at by coaches with zero chillTexas wants to rename the New York Strip to the Texas Strip. Peaches doesn’t care — he just wants easier meatTikTok claims massage guns can cause strokes (and Peaches is 100% freaked out now)A 5th grader raised $160 for school and was rewarded with… fake poop. School fundraisers have never been more tragicInstagram causes mental health problems, but Peaches is mostly using it like a digital scrapbook for memes and weird food photosRIP to the Idaho Falls water tower — there's a literal community tribute event happening and Peaches cannot handle itAlso:A Sleep Token rant Peaches posted in a SiriusXM fan group hits 500+ reactions and floods of people calling him “an idiot” (but some agreed)To Peach Their Own: “What’s something you’re totally fine missing out on, no matter what anyone says?” Answers include: sky coasters, the ocean, the gym, bungee jumping, and adulting in generalA girl gets her entire fist stuck in her boyfriend’s mouth… yeah, you read that rightAnd the Malcolm in the Middle reboot is coming — but Dewey’s been recast by a knockoff kid with Cartoon Network energyPlus your Shot Clock Sports Update featuring:A guy getting a concussion in the bullpen during batting practiceMookie Betts launching a pro bowling teamAnd a minor league baseball logo that accidentally looks wildly inappropriateAll that, and the deep betrayal of room temperature water.