EPISODE · May 27, 2026 · 52 MIN
Ep. 15: Dating Downers
from Bras Off Confessional · host Molly & Michaela
Everyone has a bad date story. Molly and Michaela have enough to fill a true crime series.This week, Molly opens the vault on her Phoenix-era dating life — a city she describes as LA but hotter, drier, and somehow more hostile to human connection. What follows is a story about a man who peaked at three grandma pecks and vanished into the night, and another about a "quiet drink" that escalated into something a lot darker and a lot more real.Michaela fires back with her own dispatches: a lawyer who couldn't be bothered to pick her up and insulted her outfit, a cheap chicken wing date, and a guy who slept over uninvited in a strange impression of a vampire. In this episode: Closed-Mouth Power Walking Jizz ManThe Olive and Ivy date: what it promised, vs. what it deliveredMichaela's rapid-fire anthology: the lawyer, the ranch dressing, the sarcophagusThe 4B movement gets a shoutout, and the bar gets its eulogy (it's in hell)Big Sis Advice: sometimes one bad date is really a red flag to something much worse. Take our advice and skip the firsthand experienceSupport the show🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon😏 Submit an anonymous confession📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional
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Everyone has a bad date story. Molly and Michaela have enough to fill a true crime series. This week, Molly opens the vault on her Phoenix-era dating life — a city she describes as LA but hotter, drier, and somehow more hostile to human connection. What follows is a story about a man who peaked at three grandma pecks and vanished into the night, and another about a "quiet drink" that escalated into something a lot darker and a lot more real. Michaela fires back with her own dispatches: a lawy...
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