Ep. 151 - Studio Ghibli Keeps Giving Me Hair and I’m Offended - 03/31/2025

It’s a Monday of downsizing, digital doomscrolling, and dad wisdom on Peaches Pit Party — where the advice is questionable, the sarcasm is real, and Peaches is caught somewhere between purging his apartment and trolling Facebook groups with AI.In this episode:Peaches kicks off the Chevelle Cipher — decode the emoji push notification, be caller 20, and win tickets to Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society in SeptemberMore Sleep Token Facebook chaos as Peaches’ AI-generated praise post continues to get roasted (and defended) by diehard fansStreaming services are stacking up — Peaches cancels most of his subscriptions and rants about the $70 average American spends every monthHe’s also gifting Maddie random electronics and posters like a chaotic thrift store Santa ClausDeep thoughts on moving from a 2-bed to a 1-bed apartment, plus the mental gymnastics of throwing things away (followed by “do I dumpster dive to get that back?”)Also:The best unsolicited dad advice from listeners, Reddit, and Peaches' own life (“Just don’t suck” makes a comeback)The monitor in the KBEAR studio is still broken, so the vibes are extra analog todayShot Clock Sports Update: Coach Prime’s massive new contract, a Yankees bat conspiracy, and a Pirates player fractures his ankle during a home run trotPeaches shares listener calls: weird teenager quotes, hacky sack legends, random history facts, and people who still think ATMs just print moneyStudio Ghibli AI portraits strike again — Peaches keeps getting hair and it’s deeply disrespectfulTucson OBGYN gets busted for doing C-sections on dogs. Yep, you read that right.Trump says he’ll end concert ticket scalping with an executive order — Peaches doesn’t believe it for a secondBabymetal’s new album drops in June with a stacked guest list including Spiritbox, Polyphia, Tom Morello, and PoppyAnd yes, Peaches has thoughts about the Morgan Wallen SNL “walk-off”Plus: the KBEAR March Madness bracket contest gets spicy — Peaches is in second, Victor picked teams without knowing what seeds meant, and someone’s bracket is completely dead.