Ep. 157 - The Rolls-Royce That Poops on the Street - 03/16/2026

Peaches and Viktor kick things off by honoring the only March holiday that really matters: Austin 3:16 Day, because nothing says celebration like smashing beverages together like Stone Cold in the middle of a radio studio. From there, the show immediately veers into the kind of story you only hear on this podcast — a 1954 Rolls-Royce limousine that secretly had a gold-plated toilet built into the back seat… which apparently dumped straight onto the street. Classy engineering, gentlemen. The conversation somehow gets even weirder when Peaches discovers a Facebook group where people mail wedding invitations to celebrities in hopes that someone famous might show up or at least send a signed congratulations. Billie Eilish already responded to someone, which leads to a serious question: should Shaq be invited to Peaches’ future wedding?That’s followed by a dream recap featuring Maynard James Keenan, a fake symphony band, a former friend who bailed mid-recording session, and Peaches realizing halfway through the dream he’s apparently standing there in his underwear. Perfectly normal rock-radio material.Then the guys uncover a relationship story that flips the usual “get in shape” advice on its head: a man who intentionally gained weight because his wife finds bigger guys attractive. Two years later, he’s heavier than ever and the marriage has never been stronger. True love, apparently, sometimes involves cheeseburgers and reinforced furniture.The episode wraps with some Reddit relationship drama involving a guy worried about breaking up with his girlfriend because it might hurt her finances, leading to Peaches delivering brutally honest logic about breakups while Viktor tries to keep the conversation slightly more compassionate. Throw in fart machines, questionable relationship advice, and a reminder that everyone eventually finds their person… and you’ve got another completely normal day on The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem.