Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Paul Ganon as well. Paul Ganon! And with me, is he like, still full of love? Everyone of one energy.
I look at the answer and I'm energy. He didn't. He didn't where they are. Yeah, but before you knew that, I didn't know that you knew I were, you were, they were.
I looked at the answer, so you won't get any pittings. Well, maybe I will. No, that's it. You fucking ruined it already.
I'll be right. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, there have been a multitude of emails and tweets in my direction about how Eli spoiled cheap show with his fragrant abuse. Yeah, I've got to say to those people, what two people were like betrayed as I was. Paul, from...
You know what? In all seriousness, just your fat beanie lip balm. Right. That's going to be like that.
It's going to be like that. You fucking been all nice and icy. I've got to be wrong. Yeah.
All that all poor me. And then since we press record, this is how I... Fat beaded cunt mouth lip cunt. Yeah.
Look, look, look. Anyway, a lot of people are like, you know what? Yeah, I wanted to address that. I wanted to address that.
Hold that thought well, with the cheap show. LAUGHTER I hate you and your fucking moodle poppy. I think the cheap show is going to have a little fucking accent. Chee show.
Chee show. Still woman. And a girl with her nose all. Right, come on.
Address it. This has become a mockery. Paul, it's a fucking comedy podcast. It's no one's keeping score.
You prove to me that this is a comedy podcast. I know I've been able to today. You prove to me right now. Very unfunny.
Yeah. Well, really. Scratch that up for one more week of that. Frame of mind, ladies and gentlemen.
What frame of mind? We, after a week, after a week, are out very far in today. Paul, I can't believe you really like. Why?
Why? I'm hungover. Paul, I'm a fat pathetic shit. Fuck off.
Paul, what? Can we start again? It's really been bad. Let's start one more time.
This is fine. No, it's not. This is what people want now of Chee show. It's too hard in the house of pickles.
It's sweltering. It's a sweaty room. And the weird thing is you start this up with the sunglasses and the lamp point at me. And for a moment, I thought I was being interrogated.
Well, you are. Right. So you ruined candles. Shights out of spite.
I didn't ruin it. Now you want to defend. I spice it up. My spin on it is this.
Yeah. I spiced it up with a little bit of what we call the Silverman, Junicei Quar. Yeah. I sprinkled a little magic into the form.
You tripped. A spice it up. Pepper grinder. Goes pepper grinder.
How are you saying to me? You did too. Price of shite. What?
You like Silverman would do too. And he pimped it. He pimped that. Exactly.
And if people can't take a joke, if people think, oh, you've broken the rules, they can fuck off and listen to book. They can listen to fucking other episodes of this show when you've done numerous rug pulls and at the fucking live show, the whole fucking this is your life thing. Well, you made up a load of shit about me. You know what though?
If you just put the effort in, you could be witty too. And call it segments like that. I put the extra engine. I put the whole extra engine.
I put the whole extra engine. I'm not an inch man. Shite. It's one of your parking characters.
There's no reason to itch. Arr, right, how much do you want? Just one inch please. Alright.
There's an inch. Bye. Why do you feel compelled to make that sound? I'm an inch man.
Now move along. I'm an inch man. Two centimeters. Two centimeters.
Can I get one for free? I did two three inches. I just don't know. You want two?
You want three, aren't you? You want three? He's character, gives me nothing. He'll be the pain on my face.
What I meant to say to do I want an inch? Yes, I'm hoping you'll say yes. What comedy? E, I said outside the podcast a minute.
I can't, I'm inch man. He should I go first? Oh, the four E I steps out? Three three inches.
Go on. They're free. Do you want them? The six minutes in and you have broken me.
Do you have fractured my heart? I inch man ask you, do you want these three three inches before I pack off? I do not want the three. You're going.
Yeah, I'm going. What a chalney. I'm trying to step out the podcast. No, come on.
No, come on. I think we should. All right, let's do it. Just out around here.
Just down here. Just down here. I'm really located the exit. I know.
It's down through the anti-room. Up here. Yeah. So what did you want to just sort of say?
I just don't like inch man. He gives me nothing. Paul. He gives me nothing.
He gives you an inch. He gives you as many inches as you want Paul. What? Can I get out of that?
You have to do the comedy. You just play along. At least Paul. I do a character.
You just play along. Yeah. I'll go back first. I'll go back first.
You go back first. Yes, I go back first. I'll go back first. Just before you.
Let's try and have some fun. Yeah, inch man is fun. I want that on the record. I want that on the record.
I want that on the podcast. I want it to be on the podcast. It's not candid. You're on top of the podcast.
It's your face. I'd like you to say, I don't like it. Look at me. I don't like inch man.
I have to say that to you. No. I'm saying this right now to you. You pulled to me Eli outside the podcast.
Mate, what's going on? You go back down first. I'm going back down first. Fuck it.
I can't. Every time this fucking bullshit. Are you ready, Eli? I'm still doing the podcast.
All right. I'm back. I've got a new character. Yes.
Me. Me. Me. Me.
Me. Me. Me. Me.
Me. Me. Me. Me.
Me. Me. Me. Me.
Me. Me. Me. But I can't help but think, Inchman's only appeared three times and he's not really catching on.
No, I keep saying this. You don't have to do a knockoff character. But my character that meets a man is the point, isn't it? It's like you looking at him, what's inherently...
He's got no attack though, meets a man. That's my reply to you about Inchman. It's about outside the podcast. We're back into the main carcass.
Right, but then what could be Chief Show, the Economy Comedy Podcast, where we go for the charity shop, the Barca Bins, the thrift stores, and beyond and look for the bargains amongst the... Oh, God. The track. Hello, welcome to Chief Show, the Economy Comedy Podcast.
We're me, Eli Silverman, and my co-host, Paul Gannon. Go through the charity shops, discount stores, bargain basements, bizarre as jumble sales, and any kind of place where cheap stuff is available to troll through the trash and find the wonders in the weirdness and the bargains in the brain damage. He's buying a kid in the cooking scene. Welcome to Chief Show.
Welcome to Chief Show. For your ears. For your ears. So, you had a...
Do you have a... I've got some sort of shit for what you made. Oh, God. I've got that.
If you did look at the prices, by the way... Honestly, I just thought... You know... Nickel meat and no one cares about that!
You're giving me the needle! Come round it, I'm tired of the fucking out of pickles up. I mean, buy some good stuff! You don't...
You don't... You don't... For mending stuff. You don't tidy up.
You adjust the space you have for another human being to sit down. There's the... There's... Just...
There's... ..stuff in it. Look. All-purpose sauce.
I use that for everything, now. Do you? Yeah! Yeah.
It's disgusting. Yeah, but, you know, it's funny because any purpose you got, you just slap it on. So, you know, I had to send my CV to him. And you pour all-purpose sauce on CV.
He just pour it on the laptop. It does that. What if I had some kind of boil in my armpit? Put some of it on that.
I had this, uh, the lemma, this maths thing. Yeah. I was trying to do some maths. Put it on my head.
Did the maths thing to it? Don't pour it on me. Don't pour it. Don't get that sort of...
It was a joke. No, don't do not pour that sauce. It was a joke, Paul. Put the sauce down.
Put the all-purpose sauce down. Put Mama's taint. He's trying to cut his neck with the all-purpose sauce. He's holding the all-purpose sauce to his neck.
He's putting the all-purpose sauce to his neck. You're being attacked by the sauce. The sauce is holding me to hostage. It's holding me hostage, you know.
I don't know. I've spread that first version. Two hostage. Come on, mate.
Put the sauce down. Pick up. It might be the hostage takers. Hello.
Hello. This is all-purpose sauce. I've got pork. Weird that you're talking to me on the phone and you're also there in the room with me.
That's another... How can there be two? There can only be one all-purpose sauce. And I'm...
John. John. John. I'm not gonna be a bit nervous.
Right. And you, as a team, are holding Paul hostage. Paul, is he like the really serious? Oh, look.
Oh, look. I'll do whatever it takes to release Paul. Right. I want you to smother Alan.
All over you. Me as a smother Alan. Okay. Give it.
Oh, I'm free. Oh, what a good day. Worse in prompt-to-section ever. Right.
There's a bit of drama. Okay, Paul, there is. Yeah. A little...
Tills from the dance floor. Give me with it. Some guy asked for a basis. I said, no.
I get sloppy. I'm fine with that. No, he came up with his phone and said, oh, can you play a basis this? He said, that's a good one, isn't it?
I'm just trying to persuade me. You know what I mean? Where was this? Blue's Kitchen Shortage.
No, you don't have to go a basis there. Don't play a basis. They're in the blues kitchen. No, because it's shit.
They don't do that. Good job. I'm using this. In my opinion.
In my opinion. I don't rate a basis. Sorry. If you have...
If you have... Gun to head. No. If out all purpose...
Gun to head. There's a lot of other... Guns to heads. All purpose or steer throat, right?
If you had to play an Oasis track, what would you play? Oh, no. You've got to do it anyway. What Oasis track would you play at all purpose ors point?
Not wonderful. I find it cloying. I find wonderful cloying. Champagne's hoping over again.
Two more. Champagne's hoping over. It's never been over. Roll with it.
I hate that song as well. Oh, no. What was their first hit single? Maybe or something?
No. You know that off their first album? That would be the best one. Yeah.
So, yeah, he came up and said play a basis and he said no. No, no, no. He didn't say anything else to that. He didn't have a bottle.
He walked away off the place. No, what a shame. Oh, sweaty God. Oh, it's really sweaty.
We've got Pac Show today for you. Oh, I've got a Pac Show. We've got a price of shite, E-Lites and charges. So, you know...
Yeah. Be fine. Can you tell me route? There are no cheap tricks.
Yes. I can assure you now. I'm looking straight into your eyes. I'm looking into your big brown eyes.
Mmm. And you do have brown eyes. Right, and they are quite beautiful. Shut up.
Yeah. Yeah. So, you're going to make sure that that's all legit. It is 100% legit.
Every item has an actual price. A non-zero price. Because if you do let me down again, I will. I will place that all-purpose or bottle.
It's going deep into your anus. It's going to get proper. You know that? It'll be over.
It'll be over between us. Mate, what we do first? We're going to do... We're going to do...
Give a little mini cheap pizza next. And then we're going to do a price of shite. Oh, cheap pizza. That's good.
A little cheap pizza. Let's get on with that, shall we? I'll put on a smile. Just put a smile on.
Now you're feeling sad inside, Paul. Blue skies are going to go. Clear up. Give a little whistle.
Put up. Give a little whistle. Give a little whistle. What's that from?
It's from the song. Give a little whistle. Give a little whistle. What?
Snow White? Give a little whistle. Yes, Snow White. Yes, Snow White.
Jimmy Crick. No. No, no, no, no, no. Ladies and gentlemen, the riddle of the...
LAUGHTER Oh dear. The riddle of the what? I'm just going to... I'm just going to put a sound effect in.
It's good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Nothing at all. God. LAUGHTER Are you eating pizza out of a pot? Yeah.
What pizza is it? It's a mxtorana. Oh, of course. E-like speciality.
The E-like silver, Mexico. Do you want to do the cheap pizza? Yeah, to the cheap pizza. Jingle.
And it goes like this. No. Go with it, man. Start again.
LAUGHTER Come on, keep it going. I need that underpinning there. What am I meant to do? Your impression of Frank Spencer?
Alright, okay. Gee-key-key. Gee-key-key. Gee-key-key.
Gee-key-key. Gee-key-key. Good. I think that's the best one we've done so far.
Ah, well, I'm just going to go ahead and say disagree. Okay? Right now. It's all in the edit.
You know, Paul, so. Obviously, second I don't. I can't, yeah, obviously. Welcome to Sheep Peats.
What happens on Sheep Peats, Paul? Well, we go through little corners of the eute shops. Oh, fuck. I don't know what's wrong today.
Don't fart as well. You make me laugh. the corners of what? We taste food.
We taste corners of what? We taste corners of what? We taste food. We keep giving ourselves these sentences, these unresolvable sentences.
There's no way out of that sentence. Paul Ganon and his new album, One Resolve Sensors. Right. Oh my lord.
I don't need to like her. I need to do your remember when I... Paul, yeah. G-Pete is a section of the show where we talk about cheap food items and we give our honest opinions on them.
Maybe they come from a shop like little, maybe they come from a corner shop, or maybe they come from... Sometimes they give us stuff. No, in the P.O. box we get sent a lot of cheap stuff.
So what would I start with? Because I can start the mind and get out of the way. Get yours out of the way. I'm interested to see what you brought along.
So what's interesting is that this came in the P.O. box with no letter who it's from. I'm going to show you one of them because I got sent a pack of 12. So let me just get this picture ready.
Here we go. You only brought one along long because... I got a palette of 12. Ooh, this interest.
So there's 12 of those and a great big palette. He's carried me what looks like a plastic coffee cup sized item. Yes. Like a coffee disposable coffee cup.
But it has a film top. It does. Similar to a pop noodle. It's a kitty.
It's a kitty. It's Ninja Noodles. Yes. Ninja Noodles and it says gummy noodles candy sauce.
Just saucy. Yeah, that's what I mean. I've opened it. I don't know.
Sauce. Candy chopsticks. It's just some kind of replica sweet noodle. It's a candy instant noodle.
It's a candy instant item. So where would be one second? I would use my face like my fucking phone. So yeah, I got the pack of...
They came in like a packet 12. Wow. So they've been sitting on a shelf at the top of my cup and in the kitchen for ages. I thought, oh shit, yeah.
Interesting. I knew there was a Noodles... Candy Noodles existed. Yeah.
I don't think we've ever had them on the show before. No, you're about to try it now by peeling back the film. I'll film back the film at the top. And see what's...
Oh, he's giving it a hoof. Very fruity gum heart. Can I have a fruity gum heart? He can.
Oh. Very Vimto-y. Vimto-y, yes. Sort of all fruit.
Vimto is the kind of artificial fruit flavour. So what's inside? There's a lot of sashos inside. Is that?
Oh, hand this to you. That's the Noodles, I believe. They're green. Okay, so that's just going to be Noodles.
Here are the chopsticks. So like the chalk candy chopsticks or something? Yes. And they look like those when they used to get candy cigarettes.
They look like they're made of the same stuff, which was a kind of chalky white sort of hard. Oh, there's the sauce inside. It's decided. Yeah, I think that's a mistake.
They just look like chopsticks. No, they don't. But they're too sticks. This is the equivalent of a sort of fake burger candy.
Yeah. By... What sauce is that? It's the candy sauce.
It's not the same as this. It's a bit similar. Of course. How about we try a bit separately and then you can put it all in the pot at the end.
Sure. I'm up for that. Now, I'm having trouble getting into this. This is a little...
I'll pass you the meters. The meters hook, thank you. Yeah. The problem is these scissors are covered in...
Christm. No. Right. There's the noodles.
I like to have a try with one of those. Okay. You know, as it comes... Grab a little bit.
They're green and yellow and blue. There we go. You're going to try this one. I'm going to dump the remainder into the pot.
No, they have that quality. The other way, it's not that... You know that fake... Oh.
Mate, it's gone again. It's gone again. It's gone again. Oh.
It's fake jelly beans. No, the cheap... It's not that kind of texture. It's not that kind of flavour.
That kind of crumbly sweet sensation. You know, they're sort of almost powdery, those cheap ones. The crystallised sugar. Yeah.
They've almost got that flavour. These. They're not very gummy. Well, they are gummy, but they have a little bite.
I see what they're going to say. You see what I mean? They've got that kind of fake jelly bean gummy texture almost. They're not very good.
No. No, it's put them in the pot now. Put them in the pot and I've got this saucequazer. Yeah.
What a strange concoction. This is like those candy sprays and the candy roll on we had as well. I don't know. I think it's going to be thicker.
I think it's going to be like a, you know, those gummy pops that you could squirt out. I think you need to squirt it onto the noodles. Yeah. You just squirt it right.
So he's adding the sauce now to the noodles in the pot. As you would if it was a real noodle. Oh, it's clear. I kind of have to have some colour.
Yeah. It doesn't like you've just squeezed both of your noodles. It's so spaffy. It is.
It's greakum. Oh, God, it's getting everywhere. Can I have the tip of the tube? Let me tip of the tube.
Mate. Oh, what nasty. Now look Paul, I'm using these chops. He is using the chopsticks ladies and gentlemen.
And we're cooking some of this. It's actually quite sour with this fruit. Well, it's just like, because they're sweet. There's no sourness to the noodles, is there?
Look, I've got some in the, yeah, he's pulled the goo all over the noodles and he's used the chalky sticks to put the gummy noodles in his dirty gobble. How is it? Because it looks disgusting. Not great.
No, it doesn't look it. What about the sticks? Are they crunchy? Are they like the hamstrings?
I know that. I thought it was going to take a little bit more floral. It's pure novelty bullshit. Yeah, no, it is.
Terrible thing. Terrible thing. You've got 13 of them. 11 more, yeah, to get rid of them now.
Right, I need a score for you. From you? Well, two. I've only given it an extra one because the novelty, I just wish it had the flavour of a kind of haribou gummy or?
It's just not very high quality, any of it. No, it's not a little bit of a type quality. It's a novelty item. Do you want 11 more of these to try?
I can I? No, Bobbie. No. Again, it's that sort of trope as well that Kabouti noodles did as well, of using a sort of, yeah.
It's a sort of, you know, a sort of, a sort of, sort of, sort of, sort of, sort of, sort of, sort of, sort of, sort of, sort of exotic or like, look at these strange things and we've replicated it, you know what I mean? But made it very kind of western. Yeah. So, all right, well, they own the noodles.
Not amazing. Now let's go on to a more, or authentically far eastern Asian drink. This is a paldo and a paldo made that cheese ramen that we tried. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a decent, decent ramen. But wait, they made a drink. Yes. A paldo just like a generic one.
I think they were a Korean food company, yes. Okay, so they're not known for noodles. I didn't know they made drinks until I saw this item in Chinatown. So, it is a sweet cinnamon punch.
Ooh, he looks like a very small kind. You know, Caribbean ginger ale. Yeah. It's got that kind of, like, the orange in the thing.
Now, yeah, it's obviously some kind of Korean- Very short, it's down to me. It's a Korean traditional beverage. When I read the word traditional, it could be one of two things bitter or just nasty in some way. To me, already I'm thinking this is going to taste like, like a kind of very, very spicy ginger ale.
Right. But with the spice being cinnamon and some ginger. Okay. The cover shows, the cans, picture shows, some kind of- Well, think about what the soup.
It's not kind of log floating in it. Is that meant to be a fruit or something? Is that cinnamon? It's quite a- What cinnamon look like in real life, cinnamon is bark.
Oh, cool for this. At boarding school, my friend, Farhead T.R.B.G. used to get sent to it. And he'd share it out with cinnamon.
Yeah, bark. He'd share the bark. He'd share the bark. He'd love it.
No, I'm pretty sure I've had it in the rings of bell. It would be good for you. It's snack. I'd like that.
I like licorice. You know, the ones that like tree- The actual tree ones. Yeah. Cinnamon bark is very similar.
You used to chew on those, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like to get the thing and work. So then I just eat the whole stick.
Listen, mate, if I see some cinnamon bark somewhere, I'll get you something. I think you get them in those health food shops, though. Anyway, so let's try this. I'm not going to try this before.
I haven't tried it before. This is new territory for us here on GPs, Paul. Officially, it should be on our GPs subsidiary program. Yeah, the soda jerk.
The soda jerk. Su-yong gua. That's what it is. Ponsch du ala canelle there.
Now, brought your French listeners. I'm cracking the tab. No. It doesn't have a sensor.
Oh, it's got a cheeky set. Judging by those person lips. Very strong cinnamon. Oh, hoof for Christmas.
It's like a cake. Snuffle, so drinks. That's my new words. Snuffle drinks, but like hoof snacks.
Now, that's a snuffle worth to snuffle in. That's very Christmassy smell. Well, cinnamon is one of the Christmassy smells. Yeah, yeah, yeah.