Ep 169 | What If California Became Its Own Country? | National Days No One Asked For, But We Celebrate Anyway

What would happen if California seceded and became its own country? Spoiler alert: it's part comedy, part climate summit, and all chaos. In this episode, I dive into the consequences of California going solo—where the national bird is the Prius, the currency is WokeCoin, and the army is made up of yoga instructors. From skyrocketing gas prices to border walls built to keep Texans in, this is the future no one asked for (but everyone secretly feared).I also discuss the National Days no one asked for (but we celebrate anyway). I also propose some "holidays" we actually need.