Ep. 17: Caught That MF Mid-Date, Then Took His Girl for Coffee

He told me he was “too busy” to take me out… only for me to catch his lying a** at the exact restaurant he was supposed to take me to — with another girl. So what did I do? I walked in, pulled up, and somehow ended the morning taking her to Starbucks instead. 😭In this week’s episode, I’m spilling every messy, hilarious, and jaw-dropping detail of how I turned his little breakfast date into my storytime of the year. Grab your coffee, your popcorn, and maybe your petty notebook — because this one’s got receipts, plot twists, and a moral you won’t see coming.