Ep. 172 - Tourists, Please Stop Hugging Bison. They’re Not Pokémon. - 05/09/2025

It’s a jam-packed Friday on Peaches Pit Party as we wrap up the KBEAR 101 Secret Sound giveaway with a $1,048 win and some truly chaotic call-in stats. Jason got the sound right — passing a phone back and forth — but shoutout to the diehards who spammed the line hundreds of times. The chaos was real.Peaches reflects on Idaho traffic nightmares and the most aggressive one-finger salute from a grandma with a handicap placard. Was it deserved? Maybe. Was it hilarious? Absolutely. That led into a Mother's Day rundown, with real mom quotes about wanting naps, clean houses, and to not see their mother-in-law. No overpriced brunch required. Also: Peaches' own mom is getting escape room’d this year — and no, he can’t just hop on the imaginary KBEAR private jet.From there it’s a nostalgic spiral triggered by a Facebook memory of prom 11 years ago, including a shoutout to his 6'6" econ teacher Mr. Tallman (imagine if he was 5'5" — rough) and confusion over whether he’s still friends with Mr. Doan on Facebook. Which somehow segues into Peaches figuring out how to tie a tie again for the Classy 97 2nd Chance Prom, where he'll be working next weekend.In Shot Clock Sports, we cover:The Knicks pulling off insane comebacks$50k courtside playoff seatsThe Rams moving minicamp to MauiUtah QB Cam Rising forced to retire (and finally join us in the real world)Also discussed:The new Idaho Falls Library drive-thruA Florida man pulled over with a cardboard license plate labeled “PRIVATE” who also had meth, pipe bombs, and his birth certificate in the car (DIY identity theft, anyone?)A mystery flock of sheep casually wandering a Texas elementary schoolYellowstone bison season is officially upon us — please stop trying to selfie with the horned tanks.And finally, To Peach Their Own is back with: “What phrase instantly infuriates you?” Listeners call in with rants about "There are no stupid questions," "It would behoove you," and of course, "You made your bed, now lie in it." Bonus: Peaches admits he hates “It is what it is” and “Sorry not sorry,” especially if someone dares defend lasagna.Add in some hot Sleep Token takes (new album is solid but not Eden-level) and this one’s a full ride.