Ep. 176 - I Just Wanted a Gojira Shirt in 3XL, Hot Topic - 05/15/2025

🎤 Band NewsPeaches kicks off this Pre-Friday with the big story: I Prevail officially parts ways with Brian Berkheiser. Whether it’s health reasons or creative differences, the band says they’re moving forward — with new music and Eric taking lead. Peaches reflects on Brian’s contributions and what the future holds.🧼 Bald Guy Survey & Toupee TalkA new survey says women are more attracted to bald men, and Peaches is here for it — as long as we stop pretending toupees are fooling anyone. If you’ve still got the retro rug, it’s time to let it go, Vin Diesel style.🍽 First-World ProblemsPeaches shares his ongoing beef with Hot Topic’s lack of 3XLs, the tragedy of trying to buy a concert shirt in time, and the sad realization that Sleep Token shirts are everywhere but never in his size. Also: the pipe dream of owning a sandwich named after him continues.🚽 Bathroom BlundersVancouver launches a public wipe-flushing campaign, because adults can’t follow the Three P’s.SpaceX allegedly monitored bathroom breaks and fired an employee with Crohn’s for taking too long.A bat dog pooped on home plate, and a staffer cleaned it up… barehanded.🧻 Toilet Crimes & Burrito JusticeA Texas man rammed another driver’s car after a burrito was thrown at him, proving once again that carbs are not conflict resolution. Meanwhile, the burrito-thrower walks free because “soft food” isn’t a felony.📺 Streaming WoesWarner Bros. Discovery caves and brings back HBO Max after realizing “Max” was a branding misfire. Peaches compares it to tattooing your ex’s name and then pretending it didn’t happen.⚾ Shot Clock SportsNetflix is making a Deion Sanders docuseriesRich Hill signs with the Royals at 45, possibly replacing Verlander as MLB’s oldest playerDodgers lose 14 players to injuryHBO Max becomes HBO Max againKannapolis Cannonballers win after the bat dog poops — coincidence?🥫 Farmers Market & Prom WeekendPeaches previews a packed weekend:Idaho Falls Farmers Market: collecting food donations for the Community Food BasketSecond Chance Prom with Classy 97Seether, POD & Nonpoint live at the Mountain America Center🎤 To Peach Their Own“What’s a job you’ll never do again — and why?” Peaches rants about working the pay window at In-N-Out and reads listener stories about:Getting locked in a Walmart freezerMilitary deploymentDaycare chaosTechnical support nightmaresAnd one caller’s vendetta against receipt-checkers💔 Breakup Story TimePeaches talks about losing his best friend Bobby over birthday subtweets and ex-girlfriend drama, removing him from framed photos, and resisting the urge to do a petty lighter-and-burn video. Growth?