Ep 19: Bad Party Food, Gift Etiquette & Parenting Judgment

Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we love our kids… but we will absolutely judge you for bringing off-brand soda to a party. We get into: * Parents drinking (or not drinking) and how we cope with life * Comedy, performing sober, and why being sharp actually matters * Porto’s saving every party like the MVP it is * Why bad party food is actually offensive (yes, we said it) * Parenting paranoia around allergies and food safety * The emotional trauma of giving thoughtful gifts If you’ve ever gone to a party, looked at the food, and thought *“I should’ve eaten before I got here”*… this episode is for you.  #holdmybaby #parentingpodcasts #funnyparents #millennialparents #parentingpodcasts #parentinghumor #modernparenting #comedypodcast #parentingburnout ---  If this episode made you laugh, feel seen, or rethink what you bring to parties:  👍 Like the episode 💬 Comment: what’s the WORST thing someone has brought to your house? 🔔 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next parenting breakdown 📤 Share this with a friend who brings questionable snacks Because parenting is hard…but bad party food?  **Absolutely Not.**