We are now recording. Hello, welcome to Cheek Show. It's Eli Silverman here and here's Morgana. He also hosts it.
I've got a house full of hoes, a house full of hoes. Oh, I heard a wet, posse bomb. Hey, oh. Something like that in it.
He'll look into it. It's not. Can I just say, we have to, I mean, this is the unpleasant part. So that WAP song, we're down with it.
We're all for it here at T-Show. Here we are. I don't know, it was a bit much from there. It's just because you used to a man saying dirty rap lyrics when a woman says it.
No, that's not true. It's gender, it's gender, gender. Gender, it's gender, gender. Lil Kim.
No, it's Cardi B. Anyway, Lil Kim. The point she did it as well. Yeah, and here's a go.
You just said something from being from the book. It's a steal from T-N-E-E-S song. We're here at Yeti. We're here at Yeti.
That was a good one. That was an underground one. That was one of his early tracks. They found it.
We'll rework the lyrics. We'll just rework the lyrics. Can you pussy, go slick. Dickey, dickey, dork.
Don't stop. Dickey, dork. Don't stop. Dickey, dork.
Don't stop. Don't stop. You know what Paul, about 30 seconds ago when we started this episode, I had a feeling of openness and friendliness. I had some elan and I was going to say.
I had someone called Alan. How's Alan? Fuck me. I'm Marcy, you slurp.
Welcome to Cheep Show, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, I am the one who slurps. You're the hight. I am the one who slurps for you.
Well, ask Pussy. Welcome to Cheep Show. I really think we should do the intro one more time. No, I really don't.
No, you're welcome to Cheep Show. Fuck! Welcome to Cheep Show. I hate you and your fucking noodle posse.
The people love noodles. It's just the fact that Cheep Show you're going to have to learn the fucking except. Cheep Show. Cheep Show.
Like I said, hold on. Cheep Show. I still want to keep going. And a go and a nozzle.
Eli thinks that was one of our Western intros. What do you think? Comment your comments in the comments below. There are no comments below Paul.
There are on SoundCloud. You can leave comments on the SoundCloud track. Do people leave comments? Yeah.
Great track or I remember that or hahaha. And then some more. I can help you get your track to thousand. Just subscribe to my bullshit fucking YouTube.
SoundCloud account I'm taking clothes off to fucking off. It is hard and you've been for a little run. How many of you? Get the sound card.
Yeah, because it is a memory card. Yeah, something like that. I have to get one because we're getting that one for various reasons. Feeling back the February...
We're peeling back the ass pussy of behind the scenes. Oh really? This is going to date this show. It's already over with.
You sound like Grandad. Oh. You sound like Grandad Ganon trying to jump on the pussy train. Oh, I remember back in the day we'd all have a little sing song.
What songs did you sing? Grandpa Ganon. Oh, we sang. Where does pussy seem to believe?
What other ones were there though? I don't know. Shut up. I'm throwing you the ball man.
I'll do it. Oh, Grandpa Ganon. You be Grandpa Ganon. Hello Grandpa.
Oh, no. This has got to be such a bit. Oh, he's playing him. Oh, I remember in my day we'd have songs.
Yeah. Like Grandad Ganon. Big Robbie Cocky. That was a good one.
Hey, I'm throwing you a ball here. And it was that one Leslie Smells of Seaweed. Right. Sometimes on this show, ladies and gentlemen, we're a comedy economy card.
Comedy! Comedy! We are an economy comedy podcast. We go for the bargain of the pound shops and beyond the great Britain to bring you back to the treasure along to the trash.
And wow, have we got a packed show for you today? You'll be in constant anguish as you listen to us, Mangle the language. Yes. And on today's show, we have, well, it's been a little bit of a while, but we're taking a proper trip back to Elie's country urban noodle kitchen treasure.
That's right. We've got a couple of noodles, Paul, that I have been absolutely in anticipation of eating. I'm telling everybody about it, Paul. I'm going to tell people.
You know what, Paul? I'll turn you down. There we go. Do you want to Paul?
There's been an issue. There's an issue creeping in. A creeping issue with the pod. My creeping issue.
Yes. Yeah. And it's a lack of noodles? Well, we're trying to- It's a lack of noodles.
I'll be rectifying that not once. And? Not with one noodle of interest. No.
We give you more. I do not have one noodle. I have two. Two noodles of interest for you, Paul.
Today on the country urban noodle test lab kitchen with myself. That's right. It's me, Eli Silverman. And I'll be tasting noodles.
That's everyone I've done with this fucking podcast. Fuck, walk out. Fuck, walk out. He's down if I, like walk out.
What do we have coming up on this? That's just going to say basically, it's, well, that's pulling too much there. It's like off the wall flavors today, aren't they? They are.
No, in all seriousness, noodles are back and we've got two blinders for you. Everyone really wants to know what they taste of. And I'll be tasting them. And then we've got into it.
Yeah, fucking. I'll just stop. You tie some troll. Right.
Come on, Paul. What have we got coming up on the show, mate? Well, then you've got a box you'll know. We can add all those little things you find the stuff in and the little bits and boxes.
It would be a lovely box with no objects that have been censored by anyone. No, not at all. However, I can reveal now because I've got a letter. I picked up my box because you like your box.
This week is my box and there's a price of shite in it. Oh, price of the shite. Oh. And this comes from.
Oh, content. I finally got it. Firstly, hi Paul and Eli's saying thanks to the countless hours of entertainment. Cal, who's 22?
Thank you, Cal. Excusely dreadful handwriting, prose, grammar, et cetera. Excuse it. So he's got to tell us from the shop floor, which will be in a moment.
But before we get into that, there is a price of shite in here, but we've also got a few random things. So let's have a quick look at those quick. Let's just like in. Let's just like in.
Let's just like in. Right. So I need to remove what we've got this for the. Moving out.
I was looking at that. As you sealed it. Yeah, sealed. That's the end of the line.
That's not a scale. Yeah, sealed spoke. But you said it's a special variant that we sometimes play. Is that right?
Yes, it is. It is the found given board one. We have to find out which one of the items was given, what was found and what was maybe donated. And over detective sort of thing where you did ducts and you use inference.
It's right here. One was stolen. Oh, that's spicy up. One was.
I was one. I was one. It rubbed on the meters tingly. Jingle jingle jingle jingle.
One was found and one was purchased. Oh, right. Was one fucking in a pile of shit like a tie that I touched. Do you want to do an episode today or do you want to just, I don't know.
Just exist in Eli Land for a little while. I mean, I mean, in the real world. Oh, yeah, because he's not in Eli Land today because I'm tuning in and out of you as I try and hold this show together. And then I zoomed zone back into you.
It's all a bit. Dickle pickle. Dickle pickle. And then I said that and then I come back into your life.
Anything about pickle. Noodle, yes. Oh, it's me. Noodle.
You demanded it. I'm giving it your noodle. It's like just keep it in sight and ramble in twat. Fucking hell.
So, let's have a look. Gannon Kray info. Let's go through Wizz Bang Tour of this box. Come on then.
Sweet. Opal Fruits. Limited Edition. The style of two, I'm getting some Pound Land.
So in Pound Land, they brought out Opal Fruits again, I guess, which is just Starburst. What they used? Old Rapper designs. Is that it?
I'm a musician on Starburst slash Opal Fruits. It happened about 30 years ago, so anyone who's still bothered about it is a fucking dick spanner. Is it like one of those things, like saying back whispers? Is it one of those confectionery can pop up?
Cool Snickers marathon again. Why? Blue passports. Wake off.
Oh, actually, you know, we like things old school things. We say that stuff isn't as good now as it used to be. But we also say some things are shit back then and we shouldn't be extolling them now. Quick example.
Is it cool to Snickers or a marathon? It's cool to Snickers, but they're going to bring back a limited edition marathon rapper. Oh, it's cool. It's cool.
Snickers is a better known than marathon. It's probably been Snickers on the level of everything called marathon now, right? Maybe I don't know. Yeah, just like, you know, we're going to do Cleopatra in time than she was to the building of the pyramid.
Well, I did not know that fact. Is that true? What am I meant to do with that info? Well, man, time, man.
I've got to recalibrate my whole mind space. Go to 21 gigacocks. I'm going to get a pack of ass. All right.
Cool world. All right. Poor world is all 21 gigacocks. I'm going to put 21.1 gigacocks and then you're going to get it.
All right. That did too. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
I bet there's a bit of porn from the back. I don't even know why I'm trying to imagine it. It's been done. Oh, he's going to have sex with his mum.
Milk porn. Oh, I've had sex with my mum and my own dad. That's awful. Now, isn't it?
It's all big on the milk stuff. I like it. No, not milk. It's all like my fuck, my sister.
It's all step, sister. Step more than anything. They really do. They've started to drop it now.
Man, man, fuck me. Hello, sister. Yeah. Oh, brother.
It's a big slogan. It's a huge upswing in that being the story line for one of the best words of porn. The context. Yeah.
Strange. No, it's good. Right. So next thing is good.
I'm going to get this to Eli by the way. It's Game Boy Advance. Only game you think he had. I think all this stuff came from his attic basically, which I'll actually say also.
He's giving me Game Boy Advance to the Clamshell SP and it comes with Mario Kart thing and the thing called Game Boy 54 Supergrands. And what's that got in it? 54 shit games. How long have you been through it?
There's a few porn knock-off that there's a Mario Land on there and stuff like that. The rest of it is called like Grid Games and Tetris knock-off and... No, none of these games would have been... Into the mic, please.
None of these games would have been manufactured by Nintendo. Nope. So Nintendo licensed out the design or... No, they're just bootleg.
But it plays on the Nintendo device. Yeah. You can't get that now. They don't have like switch games.
No, you can't. Even so far back as the 3DS, you can get basically ROM cards that slap into it. You can download loads of stuff onto it. It's not that hard to hack the 3DS or to be further the PS feature and things like that and turn them into any laces.
Can I have a little look at the game? Yeah, look at the game. See, I think it's got loads of Game Boy's. Any laces and stuff like you like.
You can go like Game Boy Color Clamshell. Yeah, exactly. Look, color and models. I've seen you with it.
I've now donated that to Eli's Hand Museum. Oh, is it any like Mario platformers on this? I don't know. There's a Mario Land on that, the original one.
Like I just fucking said. Mario Land's original Game Boy. Yeah. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling.
I've completely done that. That's why you're on a fish or one bit. Eli finish it a bloody thing about bloody Super Mario. Or my only achievement is like forgetting.
Oh, the level that with a 3D Land in me Luigi. Oh, I'm out of work and I struggle to do them more creatively. But don't worry. I've finished it.
Yes, sir. You can't have a go at me with a big into a computer game. Erm, erm. Have you seen it?
I've played the weedy. Oh, it's all levels. Listen, listen. Listen, don't tell me that.
I'm talking to Paul's Eli voice. I'm talking to Paul's Eli voice. Yeah. Yeah.
Give Paul back. Come on, Paul. Come out of there. I can't get out of here.
I can't get out of here. I can't get out of here. I can't get out. And you, Eli voice monster.
Wow. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, it's built in light on these things. Yeah. It's just a circular one that should not make it light or dark. Christ, anyway, moving on.
Excellent. Next one. Shrinky dinks. They have, you know what, some of these might be left at home.
I like that. That's nice. I like that. That's a shrinky dink.
What's a shrinky dink? Why do you put it in the oven? And it grows or shrinks, something like that. Ish?
You color it in and then it shrinks. You color it in and then it shrinks. Like that, something like that. Yeah.
You used to do with monster monks. Monster monks. Yeah. Monster monks.
There is one monster monks. Oh. No, but there is one, isn't there? Monster monk.
Yes. That is pushing boots made by my younger steps. Where are pushing boots for the angry man? Where are supposed to be?
Yeah Works next Roman coin a 50P charity shop fine. There's loads of stuff in here. Oh a little genuine Roman coin Oh, no, we're close to the Romans then we were to the third episode of my new language Oh Roman Britain it's a little penny so penny in it with Hercules. I mean, no Hercules.
Yeah, Hercules Yeah, Hercules is a big they grew up together. No, they didn't they did no they had a lemonade shot. Oh, yeah We go back to Eli land again It's okay Right I mean there's been some fucking great items come out there's been a Wrangler box. I'm personally extremely pleased to receive this game boy device.
Yeah, what is it game boy? Color game boy SP SP standing for what? Special Power parts spot final Oh This one's even sea on Like like muds with sweets on yeah, that's good one. Yeah, that's a good one.
You got any thoughts on that sure that used to have the licorice bit Yeah, oh fuck that I love that. I like this mode Next good more you want it. Yeah, yeah, I'll just will imagine it's not got licorice in next Are they still available games for this like insects or whatever? Yeah, you can survive stuff I just all nice little I love pin badges and there's a little snowflake one and a little tigger from Winnie the Pooh That's nice, isn't it?
I love that. I like that'll go my jar of badges. I've got a big jar of badges as well Yeah, oh look that's a nice detail on this tig of pin badge the clasp is a Lovely that's good. You can see photos by the way everyone of everything we cover on the website the cheap Okay, and yes a little come on snowflake one.
There's so much in this box. Let's get through it Football coin collected many years ago think Sainsbury's did them and a little box with the coin and it's got Gareth South Gate I recognize him I ease a football man Wow, what is going on with that? That's probably worth probably nothing right? Yeah, just for the record It's probably worth that is your property.
There were two postcards here. Oh God Postcard one from crinkly bottom at cricket. Take Thomas. Oh, you like describe what's on the card What you can see if you go to crinkly bottom?
Well, there's a big tree in a courtyard and then there's a sort of outdoor giant chess set It looks to the right and a cafe behind there then you got the facade of a sort of Victorian Rural building and then there's an inset little picture which has some other Terrible, you know this is what happens when a man with no style or taste or understanding of you know architecture and appreciation of old architecture Besides the quickly bottom on land aesthetically abhorrent it is an utterly abhorrent. There's another picture of the card I think taking from holiday this one material no, it's not Oh, there's a hole in that building you can put a hole in that card and fucked on blobbing. Yes, it's blobbing Yeah, I've been done blobbing well It's after the ladies don't blobbing that you want to she's got the blob out there's many blobs you could do I put the blobbing So obviously about the blob out and then you put the blobbing you don't want to get you don't want to do it in the Plobs in oh darling let's have sex. Why have you done blobbing?
I'm a bit horrible people. Oh, no, I will wank over this though. Yeah, yeah, it's got a lovely Lovely tits on it. Oh it does and a pink open gaping vags looks like a spread legs No, all has a lot of stuff going on in his head.
I want the building to like a big W-8 I actually do like that's a photo. That's an actual photo that he took yeah, it's a cow yeah Yeah, oh his family something about that photo that really appeals to me. Yeah, you want to put your dick in it No, all jokes aside. I don't rank over pictures of buildings But honestly look at building it's like no what's a lot like I want a big big work pink opening at the front and it does Have a really yeah, it's on the top like nipples and then I want the side of the bottle like two spread legs Yeah, and then I want it to have two tits on the top you think no you should and then I want it to have like the cold dead Eyes of my wife And then I want to be able to running out of the house as fast as I can running in now Maybe time I'm running the other spit Now is a truly terrible just the post-con I forgot to mention yeah I am a picture of cuckoo land town hall.
Yeah, so was it cuckoo land or crinkly bottom? It was cuckoo long as part of the town hall in Cringham's Robin. Yeah, done blobbin. I've done blobbin.
Oh, it's blobbin Oh, it's blobbin. Yeah, how is house is going blobbin? Blobbin no because they have that royal building no Robin. No, what's the place the Queen?
Done done done nugsfield done nothing. I'm done nugsfield and the boxing pronounced it Oh, the birth of another fucking glorious character. Yeah, done nugsfield right awful right now you gotta fight no You can't keep us I don't know what I don't respect mr. Biscuits fucking dare you I'm down with nothing Finally in the box for now.
Oh a poker chip. Oh, there is no memory of how I received it. Let's pass it on This is a poker chip from Vegas. Oh Vegas.
Hi roll a casino. It's not real I think it's like a tourist chip from the airport. Okay, let's do I like I like to be oh maybe no there's a high roller casino called high roller casino. Oh, yeah But it might be a souvenir one you can buy that's different I want you playing away.
No, I like chips. It's weird that you're right the fact that it's central bouncers off in your hall You think it's it weighs it. It's got a it's got a weight to it. I like that.
I like the I like the hologram on it Well, they they were a big scandal where these people manufactured them forge them. Yes, and what they did what they did in the end Is they used loaded they stole load in nominationships, right? And then yeah, did a sticker everything repainted it but they instead of trying to actually rebuild because it's really it's a weird Epoxy mix that they actually use they couldn't get that. Oh, but yeah, they did it for a long time They got away with it.
Yeah, they take four dollar chips or like one dollar chips and turn them into hundred dollar chips Wow, and how do they get caught? You know some guy walking with big bags? Hello? It was basically one of them was a sort of long-term criminal who had drug problems sort of thing Oh, he was he was overspending or you know, there you go ladies and gentlemen You got to be careful when you gamble because you know gambling is a dangerous addictive thing and you shouldn't do it So say Paul.
Yeah, but they weren't gambling. They were committing theft. Oh, yeah, they were just be Oh, yeah, they were just be So okay, I'm afraid don't do fraud ladies and gentlemen don't manufacture poker chips for a gambling casino It's only gonna get you into trouble. So say Paul.
Okay, Paul now. I like to have a little word with Don McNubbin Hey, Paul. I'm gonna do some legal trouble. I can represent you Paul Gannon refuses to engage in conversation with this particular character I'm done McNubbin.
What's the problem here? Don McNubbin is one of you doing a Jimmy biscuits and I I'm doing Jimmy biscuits and I'm done McNubbin. I'm completely I'm a completely unique creation I'm at the lesson sasquatch. You can't come back.
You can't you can't just fucking done it Oh Oh, I was a shite. I'm gonna do that later the end of the show. We're gonna go back to the box for the price of shite All right, now it's time for tales from the shop shop shop shop floor. Yes, so cow also sent us a shot floor Now, one of the girls help me pack this because obviously I've been living out the suitcase blah blah blah she put it all together long story short She read the tells on the shop floor and she went that's disgusting your podcast dirty now.
I'm sorry Right here we go tales from the shop floor this story takes place a few years ago in a premium supermarket that I will go Sparks and mensers. Oh means wait Rose, you know when you just put sparks and we all know what it is you mean Just right marks and spends is my I think it means wait Rose though. No, I think you mean sparks sparks part I can't even say the real name now marks and retch marks and spenders spunk marks and spenders by good way now our clean Tell spunk Sorry, I'm sorry All right marks and spends is it is now our clean tell skewered towards the older the older end who would often use off facilities However on this day and all the lady approached me and asked if she could make use of them I informed her that I was sorry, but they were currently out of order She seemed clearly distressed, but thank me nonetheless. So at this juncture in the story.
We're gonna go mr. Silverman Oh, ladies shit on floor. Yeah, oh ladies shit on floor. Here we go Now the toilets were never fixed now the toilet never fixed for long so they had a near permanent out of order sign on them And as so this is bullshit.
Can I just interject? Yes? Why don't you I hate it when they just at the moment's notice They they put them out of order Don't they it's because they don't want to deal with it or maybe doing their shift they want to deal with a big load of bangers and mash I know no one wants to deal with a big load of baggage and mashball. Yeah, or even just one huge mash Or a banger or just piss blush everywhere, you know like the gargantuan almost solid gravity defying mass of a hugely obese man's dent Or even the hot steaming slurry of a gravy bowls worth of wet Formless arse mess.
I know listen I wasn't trying to be mean to people working these shops, but you know That large shops have toilets, right? That's one so now the toilet never really fixed for long so that means you're fixing the Fucking toilets people like you leave hot long I would like to tell you told me stories about how you've wrecked the public. I'm not you I don't know I read I meant I read it in terms of the smells things No, I would never shit on the floor of a toilet pool I can't believe I have to say that to you that you think I'm the type of person who would just what do a smirry dirty protest And then tell you about it. Do you think that's who I am you've been knowing each other years you think I'm a fucking mystery poo person I don't think you're a mystery poo person.
I just think you're a very messy Fecalist right so anyway sign the door saying out of order three to four days after my brief meeting with the elderly lady Oh, we noticed a particularly pungent coming from one of the said out of all the toilets. Oh god. Oh god Oh god the smell was somewhat fecal, but also have that moldy food and almost and was almost acidic to the know I know what is the old shit gone off is the shit It's moldy granny shit naturally being relatively new I was sent to investigate what I found was a horrendous site Which will stay with me I'll stay with everyone else you listen to this funny pool how they the form has developed the form of um The letter the tales from the shop floor letter how they always say and it was Yeah, it's about to see something that would it's like an HP Lovecraft. It's fucking sorry Isn't it cool with on balls like when he's like well without a good day Jim, but we'd like to go over the prize Give another guy a chance.
You know all right mate. We know right here. We go. So the elderly lady said it up as tangy He's really good good on the detail of the smell really evoked it for me the elderly lady from a few days previous Oh, I died well I found to her end of the site what I saw was the elderly lady from a few days she's dead down Rhea end exposed granny panties at her ankles off color and very clearly dead.
Oh, oh no You know what this is what those situations were as long as I live yeah, if you walked in and saw that that would stick with you For a while you trust and granny. Yeah, you trust and granny with a necrotic whole boy I wasn't Paul you built that up didn't you you know? No, I didn't I'm read this until I'm reading it poorly Oh, so I rushed off and informed my boss and ambulance took care away and we closed for the day and I Shit no shit. No, there's no one that told the cause of death only it was natural causes of age I assume however as a final twist in the story it was later noted she had made use of the toilet and her lady Plops remain in said toilet until it could be fixed unblocked around another three days later Stanky for showing my pain sorry for the lack of spunk.
Yeah, there's enough in that. No worry about the lack of spunk They've been spunk. I mean we might have to draw the line. Yeah, and he's grass cheeks Yeah, and he's grass cheeks.
Did you just say and he's ask granny's ass and he's grass cheek Oh Right, you know, we don't know when it's gonna happen and some people get noticed as we'll get it's a bad wolf mind that That's very undignified. Oh, I need to poop badly and then you go in there and suddenly in those moments You know you're gonna die and you're gonna be found like that with your arse in the air. Yeah, and Well, at least the ambulance will sort out, you know bring it back to life. No, they'll clean up the corpse so that the This fucking podcast They'll clean up also that they get family, you know that she has some dignity in death Oh, she looks really peaceful in her coffin.
Yeah, she does. They've done a wonderful job bringing the color back to it She's what did she die of she has to self-depette insane breeze Oh, yeah, they found the face down and shit there also at least it could have been very small man Just try and posit me Small man Baseball I've been there anywhere near it. I couldn't have been Right This leaves a gentleman right the ruffle in the scruffle of a feral Eli going through his bag of noodles Yes, he caught his noodles for the winter months and right now He's delving through his noodle had to bring us something rather special today on a noodle segment of cheap show Yeah, Paul. I think when I'm looking for a sensor I was quite a while ago So I'm gonna have to scruffle around here scruffing around it.
I'll describe the back to you It's made of like a kind of sack cloth thing with stitches Stop trying to it's not it's a plastic bag. I'm trying to make it more magical like I make it like a woodland I don't know like it's like an acorn of my goals but gold braid and then this sort of have an angelic fairies all Dancing around my head. I'll describe the back for you now ladies and gentlemen It is a gold chain mail kind of sack encrusted with duels along the rim and the deep you go down into the bag the more the light of God you see Oh, he's found it. There you go He's put the back down and there they go little angels flying off now the bags have been opened They send angels to protect the open bag and they're flying off now.
Yes. There you go But I a door by eye angel fairies angel fairies around the lies noodle bag. They have a lovely scent do they what they smell of? You like wet grass a bit like wet grass.
Yeah, that's not my smell. They get their sprinkles all over me. Yeah. Yeah, tinkle Cool.
Yeah, just before I tell you about what I will be preparing and tasting you'll be tasting a bit as well You won't you pour. Yeah, I'm looking forward to this one I just want to mention this one in dummy chicken pepper soup flavor I think it's a new one for me in Daimi and they are a heavy weight on the noodle scene Or into me. I don't know how it's pronounced. They do fantastic ones Are they spicy pepper or like sweet pepper spicy?
Oh good nice. That's good doesn't it? It's good pepper. That's good.
I think we tried one of those like the onion chicken that was in the me Do you remember that? Oh, yes, it was a lot of that was like playing but it was comfort foodie play That's what I mean to be big in this game Yeah, you find that the ones that really have the staying power and the real favorites of mine are the most simple noodles I mean I know going about three sashays four sashays this special flavors, but it's the ones like coca the coca crab flavor Yeah, for me. It's a one is a two-packer. Yeah, but one oil pack got one soup base back That's all you need for you back bit pimp it up the chisel Brangar see we're doing a perfectly good sentence and then all the soap and big bang glamo slaps lap little Bobo, so that is the into me new chicken pepper soup flavor lovely lovely that looks lovely But mr.
Silver what are we going to be developing in the continental urban kitchen today? I got two noodles which are quite outlandish in character. Oh, oh unusual if you will first I'm gonna do a Pringles noodle. All right now We got those sent a while ago didn't we on the show are proper pot noodle style or you know box noodle cut noodle Whatever you want to call in these are noodles that have their own Preparement containment with This is this show like a tightrope where I want to begin a normal perfectly normal sentence and they wonder what syllable what viral what Assenistic moment will lead in my I don't know I've probably made that up back indeed.
That's a proper fucking thing. Yeah, I made up a word which has sounds from other words Is anywhere genius right you assonist I got two Pringles noodles sent to you today. They have their containers. They're like cut noodles I'm gonna go down that route, but one I'm not gonna use it seems to be a seafood one port.
Okay You can't taste when we also say that for another special occasion. That's fine But more interesting in any case. Yeah is this one because this seems to be yeah And actual Pringles flavor because we were sure turned into a Pringles noodle Yeah, we were sure what the relation must be the noodle brand and the Pringles and we're guessing it's just the flavors based on the flavor of Pringle Look at this drawing on the cover of this Pringles noodle. Oh, it's a sour cream and chive This is how cream and chives Pringles sour cream and chive flavor noodle.
Do you think that'll work? It could well do well. Let's find out what you're feeling about that as a sort of flavor profile It's not a huge fan of sour cream and chive. You're not well, you know like you get I like them It's always the most boring dip you get with takeaway pizzas.
You'll go Fucking have the cheese. Oh, you know the garlic and chive I like the garlic and herb. I like it. It's all bit boring for me So that sounds like a boring flavor or a flavor that doesn't work So I'm not even a fan of the Pringles sour cream and chive.
What I'm interested in gritty chive the chive is basically an onion flavor, isn't it? Yeah, that's easy. I've seen an onion flavor in noodles before We've all seen an onion flavor in noodles And I won't go so far as to say again that they don't do onion crisps All right, they do do fucking onion crisps everyone yeah, but not usually And you know that I say I mentally I've moved on No problem, but I'll be interested to see how they get the sour cream well flavor is it gonna be a mouth feel thing on them Is there gonna be a way to stoke? No, we don't we just don't know Paul, but we'll report on that when we've done it we're gonna report on that I'm gonna go and prepare that but I will also be preparing this Paul.
This was also sent to me Yeah, I think there might be a little letter in here with it. Yes, I'm exciting. Do you cheat show? Oh not a good first sentence?
Paul I'm not going to lie to you. Go on. Sorry. These are out of date But I hope you both enjoy these limited edition cheeseburger super noodles.
I'll be I'm gonna take a risk They are power out a day. They have to be badly out of date. You know what I mean like years. Okay, because they're freeze-dried so yeah If it's a few months, I'm not if it's a year not in that but if it's like ten years like now Then it's into ash and territory.
Yeah, then it's a moldy grit and frozen rot. Yeah, all right So brought after a while foamy rot. Yeah, but I will be having a close inspection visual pat down of this noodle. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I'll check if there's any mold in there.
I'm not gonna serve it up to us. All right cool. No, thank you Eli is a responsible noodle list. I certainly am I'm a noodle list now You shut up now you know Limit edition cheeseburger noodles super noodles now I've got opinions about super noodles as a brand for yes, they're not I don't really like me, but it's sloppy Mac Yeah, it's not me.
I don't know what sloppy robots I am sloppy man. I spot therefore I am Stop you. I'm coming up in come here. Oh god.
This shows awful. Yeah, you decided to go for it that No, you shouldn't have now don't always get a character action next week's the one for you cheeseburger super noodle now my prediction pool is they're gonna have a huge one single huge sashay because that super noodle style isn't it like full of Like flowers. Yeah, it's like pot noodle dust. Yeah.
Hey, right. Thank you very much. Hey Here's a good. That's a little good.
Thank you. That's good. You're contributing to the discussion. Yeah, I'm doing my best Yeah, cuz fucking hell you struggle so So here's the thing we'll go to the flavor.
How about this for a theorem? We've had Christ on the path I've been like cheeseburger flavors. You think it'll be a pickle flavor. Yes.
I think that's all that these people have to go on Because they should go what does it what does it taste like well? There's lettuce. There's tomorrow. There's cheese I'm gonna get those meat flavor.
Yeah, it's bread flavor. Yeah, and then there's ketchup is also But then the one thing that is sort of universally symbolic of the whole burger. Yeah, it's a flavor It's a distinct flavor is that McDonald's affect agent like Donald's like throwing pickles in I think it's been there from the beginning in American Affectation probably isn't it's because it's a hamburger, right? Which is from Germany and pickled gherkins There you go.
It was a German thing wasn't it well out of the two. What are you most excited about what do you think's gonna be the one that? Slazer I'm interested. I think the Pringles is gonna be nicer.
Yeah, I'm actually biased against even noodles. Yeah, they're just muck It's terrible mark, but some people like him who makes it bachelors. Yeah, see it's this weird It's like a very British thing isn't it bachelors who make kupposuit, right? Yes.
Yeah, yeah Cupposuit yeah, but they come from the cupposuit angle so that what they're basically doing is they're adding a dried noodle to a cupposuit Yeah, that's why it's all that sloopie goop isn't it? It is just a cupposuit with fucking noodles Yeah, fuck them and then and I reckon that's gonna be shit as well But I reckon you're right they'll be a distinct gherkin because I think that's one of the flavors that they can distill easily But you know what we try didn't be ham a cheeseburger for a hamburger flavor where they would cheese burger. Oh, yeah, that have pickle I can't remember now, but did you remember they had a very interesting they've achieved that sort of greasy griddle smoky gridle That's right. Yeah, that's great.
I don't think they're gonna achieve anything like that So what I'm trying to say is they have they are sort of improving Mm-hmm burger flavored things all the time because that was interesting because it had the gherkin and also had that You know like the meat meaty sort of burnt flavor as well Yeah, but those are gonna have it so I finished reading this letter Please do referring to these cheeseburger supernigals which are a special edition Yeah, if they don't take a fancy feel free to pass them on to Stuart Ashens as we know he loves an out of date covered Fine big fans Ben and Katie thank you Ben and Katie if there's one person who does not need sloppy seconds It's Stuart Ashens from this show. Yeah, if they don't take it fancy they do take our fancy Well, we take our fancy. Yes, we take our take a fancy fancy Oh Nothing to offer he offers more nothing now poor. I'm gonna prepare these very plainly and I'm gonna try follow the instructions Yeah, cuz super noodles in it's like slop throw the noodles into a boiling water pan bring it to boil throw the sauce pack in or the Power pack let it absorb for minutes and then serve any to that just the most simple But you keep it on the you keep it on the whole time.
Yeah, it's gonna be boy This will be and this like you just pour in and it may have grill I think this has got a grill trying the fancy ones with a built-in grill to drain the water off I bet it's got a squidgy pack as well, which is sort of the I bet it might even have it seems to look at those little things What those little white blobs little white bloblets or something those are blobs of the sour cream which are gonna be in a big Wet pack tonight in it and it's large out so join us after this sound effect and we'll be testing and eating these noodles For you that was no time at all for us is a good six or seven minutes But we're back from the urban country noodle kitchen hey, and it's what you hey watch queer Do you want to see what happens be a patron or put the video up and you can see what it's like in the country I'm a noodle kitchen test lab. It's no time spoiler alert. It wasn't scintillating No, it's the same shit. We've always found them put up online But if you want to see it be a patron dot com forward slash keep show before me Paul I have to freshly prepared instant noodles like for those two then because you said before you there were two noodles I'll wait for them and then when they done it bit then you can come on Right where can I go with that no way it was just for me It was for me to go aren't I clever with my adept use of the English language and I can meld it to my whims Now Paul yes having had a look and a little sniff of the cheeseburger limited edition super noodle Yeah, I think we should do that first yeah out the way make because it as we predicted or during the cooking yes We noticed it has a very gurkin artificial gurkin flavor.
That's what they've gone for very slimy as well Well, that's I think that's not the the cheeseburger aspect. That's a super nid. That's a sweet way That's the other way that they get you to do it. They get you to sing with them Oh god smells unpleasant like what like sick and onions sick and onions sick and pickle.
Yeah, it's like you can pick it The puke is the cheese I believe that's the cheese flavor. It's very Vomity they should they should be a law about when you can use the phrase special edition like special edition co-cans There's nothing special edition about them. There's nothing special edition about super noodle fucking burger flavor right you can have a little taste Here we go. I'm gonna go first with this one.
Oh It's not on eatable. It's just plain. It's plain that super noodle way Did it they are with kind of slightly rancid pickle after taste is unpleasantly pickle and I mean that's not something I say lightly No, it's a very artificial pickle flavor. The thing about it is there's no burger there It's just sloppy gloopy normal boring super noodle texture.
Yeah, and then after that it's a bit of pickle after taste very very not good There's some cheese there's a cheese flavor there. Yeah, but I think that's just the texture I think the textures tricking you into think there's a cheesy flavor actually it's just gelatinous puke Now it's because of the way they tell you to cook them because what the way they tell you the cook super noodles and he's included Yeah, is you put them in the boiling water and then you simmer for four minutes Which is longer than a lot of noodles anyway, but or and it says until it's absorbed all the moisture So they going for that slimy. Yeah, very sort of moist fully But the thing is ended noodle, you know, but I think it takes all the liquid on and it sort of stodges out Yeah, that's the logic of pasta Noodle pasta you do that with pasta you throw and you use it to boil off and absorb it and that's pasta that's noodles You just want you know what I mean you wouldn't do that pasta either You know what I'm saying is the process of pasta is You boil off the water you boil the water and it reduces it absorbs the pasta Yeah, whereas this is much more less instant isn't it because it's almost like we're cooking them you want them just to go for like two minutes It's either it's a soup or you drain it off. There's no left the noodle be absorbed Yeah, I know they're unique in the world of instant noodles And I think it's it's part of their whole dodgy background of coming from a carpet soup company because it was a cup of soup I mean look put it this way if the government to this country ever get their way into Ban education for poor people then all of a sudden pot noodles and super noodles will be done with overnight because that's the audience, isn't it?
It's student union folk. Yes now moving on to something I think I slightly pointed political moments a little bit classio is this fringals and we've done a bit translation work for And it is indeed onion and sour cream flavor So doesn't say chai but maybe that's because chai is a western thing. Well, it could be sort of a green onion as well No, so what's off very oniony and very very reminiscent of a pringle. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Yeah, it does smell like the tube of chain.
Yeah, yeah, I'll keep him chive on you know Right, he's going in he's taking it all right. I'll have a go. Mmm much more going on nice texture Nice umami sort of mouth feel which comes from the oil pack that was added and very oniony right turn that is salty You know, I mean yeah, that is salty, but not overly salty. Yeah, and you know what that's actually really nice That's a proper comfort food flavor to me.
That is nice texture on the noodles Yeah, and you know, I mean about the oil the oil makes it sort of it's a nice labeling. Yeah, yeah, it delivers a sort of flavor Yeah, now that's what I mean that's the difference in instant noodle technology there. Yeah, you know that is bachelor Just whoever designed those noodles for them. It's a it's the British Why do they like so nasty sloppy?
Sloppy, you always been a starchy country think about like roast dinners and yeah English breakfast I think they do flavors off. Yeah, don't they for their stupid noodles. Yeah, no, I mean we both gonna agree That's just it's you know what's delicious if you can get if you ever come across that in the wild pick it up It's not too expensive that's a nice little snack that lovely little surprise cream. Oh, it's probably not high end You know what I mean?
It's probably not you know posh, but it's not posh It's not very common common food, but the manufacturers that's make me mention before a cook okay And the person who sent this also mentioned or someone on Twitter said to me that a cook can do a lot of good things So they're not just they had their own stuff as well. Okay, not just brands something we will investigate I'm sure because that is a very nice noodle. I can't have a little bit more That's really not often get the chance to have more and this is pleasant. So you have more and Tastes like Pringles as well.
So an accuracy does well. Mm-hmm the League of Noodles. Yeah, that's good. You're right very good I've got a really nice pottery aftertaste which makes that over the bike.
Yeah. Oh, predictive mouth predicting so it's a silver man's out of ten What would you give opposite ends of the scale? We could someone might say we're being unfair because they were out of date I think that's a factor it doesn't seem to be I think it'll be hard to guess whether super noodle are out of date or maybe after they are no Difference glutenless sloppy not a flavorless shite. I'll give it a three out of ten.
Yeah, I would give that yeah three Maybe no, it's unpleasant. So I give it a three. I'll say that for three You know, it's not nice and I don't understand it and the gimmick is horrible actively disgusting with flavor was it? It just wasn't very good, but it kind of shows that they have the balls to maybe do a proper burger flater There's not everyone associates pickled with burgers.
So I just think it's a hiding to nothing Yeah, because of the problems the structural problems. It's not one flavor burger is not one thing. No, it's not like lemon That's lemon no taste of lemon. We know what lemon is you get it?
You take a burger is an item which can be prepared in a number of different ways with different different ingredients Yeah, there's no universal and they seem to be trying to look for a shorthand which is like cheese vomit flavor like artificial cheese flavor and gherkin What this is? sniff gherkin flavor basically I'm having a bottle called E 62 gherkin annoyed or something. I bet it's called gherkin a flavonoids I bet it's called it It's been asked to be creative and he's floundering. Let's see where he goes.
What's gonna be called pickled oil Wow pickle oil Pickle lily what about this pickleation? Come on. Hey like distillation, but this pickleation. What about?
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Would you Now we need a mark, we need a mark for the Pringles. Yes, Pringles, all eight. Eight half, I'll go for an eight. Yeah, eight half, I'm gonna be clapped.
That was quite a tasty pickles, I mean, Pringles. But I'll tell you what, I look forward to a episode two hundred because I think we should try the other Pringles. But they're a Swede flavour, so you can't have them. Well you have them there.
I will. I'll be glad to. It'd be fun. I'll be happy to taste that other one.
Got high hopes, probably quite nice. Of course he's got, Hah hopes, he's got, Hah hopes, he's got high in the sky apple. Hah hopes. There's a picture on this Pringle noodle.
It's a Pringle riding a unicycle. Yeah. Using an onion and a chili pepper on a pole to balance himself. Maybe you know what it's suggesting to me?
It is a delicate balance of the flavours. You know, he's on the wheels, got a balanced stick. It's saying this thing is fun, but it's delicately balanced. It's an onion and lime.
Delicately balanced, but it's a little bit fun. I will slurp that noodle around him. And you can find out when he does that. Probably an episode two hundred.
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