Go on. One, two, hello, here it is. And here I am. And just to say how much I really do.
And then going where I do not know. Who are you? He's got his face on. And we started.
We have started. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Cheat Show, the economy comedy podcast for your ears. We'll give the bargain into charity shops and rummage sales.
Oh, rummage the rabbit. You're a thing, you're in a rabbit show. Forget you're in a rabbit show. Except it actually.
What? Except what? This, the cottonification of our podcast. The cottonification.
That sounds like an album from the 90s. The cottonification of Cheat Show. Well, this is the after-time of this episode. No, it won't be though, will it?
Because someone's going to say something about Dick later in the episode. You're like, oh, spunky monkey or something. I'm going to call this spottery tool. Hello, everybody.
Nice of them in here. What I meant to say is didn't we have a character, rummage rabbit? No, rummage rabbit. I think it was a pirate.
Fuck that. Fuck it. It's rummage sales. Come on, I'm supporting you now.
Sorry about that. Sorry about that. The bargain means the charity shops and rummage sales of the world. And bringing you back to the treasure we find amongst the trash.
It really is that simple format of podcast. And we welcome you to all of the sudden, the thing is, I have this for calling drop down. It always happens at the beginning, doesn't it? I'll do something and then it's just the same old tired spunk joke.
We should be at the end of the day. Should we carry on doing cold opens? No, how could, what's a hot opening? I know you're a nice hot opening.
Do you know what I did there? I was going to say, what's a hot opening? But in my mind, I thought opening sounds more ambiguous. But I still found the way in.
I got a little rummage in your hot opening. Oh, it's a little rummage in your hot opening. It's like the mouth of hell. Welcome to Cheat Show.
I hate you and your fucking noodle, Posse. And people love noodles. It's just a fact that Cheat Show you're going to have to learn the fucking except. Cheat Show.
Pop, rap, pop, rap. Cheat Show. It's the place of the feel like Silverman. And a go and I'm nozzle.
You love it. I love this podcast and I love you. Okay. Thanks, Paul.
We've been together for five years. I'm going to get all bashful. His favorite color is blue. He likes joshing off to Japanese porn specifically.
Fuck off. What? You like it, don't you? My first love was a Lady of Japan.
I'm going to move all the way. You know, haven't we been there? Yeah, we have. Yeah.
Let's not go back. There's nothing wrong with it. Paul, what are you trying to say? I just don't want to talk about your mucky dirty love life.
Well, you brought it up. Did I? You like German oomle-arters. That's your daughter.
That's your daughter. German mass oomle-arters. And oomle-art is not the kind of weird dots that go up over at you or up. I'm loud.
Oomle-art. Is that your character? Basically, Millard's filled with spunk. Dirty German men in the pantry of some sort.
A tiled pantry with cold, sweaty tiles. Now, any do you get? And so, ew. Teutonically granting, as they unload into a milk cart and then the oomle-arter made comes in.
She's wielding. I just want to know the link to this video. What video? The one you describe exactly.
No, no. Vividly. It's simply an amalgamation of all the tippets I picked up from your data trail. Oh, my data trails, tippets.
Yeah. I've lost it. What are we doing on the show today? Today on the show, we are going yet again into the world of cheapy because we were given a load last week that we were meant to do.
Now, I forgot all that. So we're doing it now. Remember. But these are Australian crisps, snacks.
And we have a lot to get of those. So we're doing that. That's from a lovely chap in Australia called Jack. Jack Earth.
Is his name? Earth. Earth. And in Earth.
Rather, I was around this time. No, it was a crack. Jack. I also nicked off Earth.
What's cool? What's he called? Oh, Jack Earth. Jack Earth.
Hello. I'm Jack Earth. I literally just said I've ripped that guy off. I got you further.
Oh, I treated my mustache. He's got a guy. I would like a dry martini. I ended up with Jack Earth.
My name? Oh, he's funny. You ask that because I am Jack. He just loved your own little fun time.
I'm like over there. I treated my mustache and leave. He's gone. Honestly, you're the Peter Sellers of Team Show.
Yes. You're abusive to me off camera. Right. So we're going to move on to that?
And then we've got a Ganon's Golden Games. Now, it's not the one I had planned because I still get the extra part to it. But what I found in a charity shop was interesting. And we'll go into that.
We'll be intrigued by it. Whether it makes for good podcast content. I just do not know. Let's roll the dice.
No, I don't know. It won't. It won't. None of this is worth anything.
Mate. If you know, imagine there was a British man who was called Jack Earth. Then it sounds a bit like Jack Earth. I don't know.
I prefer the French character. What about New Zealand character? Jack Earth. So now I'm going around the world.
I'm losing it. You know, I've got that feeling. You know that feeling. You think I'm doing a bit quite amazing.
And then it all drops out. Do you know what I mean? It's my creative trapdoor. It's just I'm standing over it.
And then we're going to go, whoa. It's a great big mound of inflatable dog toys. Is there any news outside of the segment we can do? I'll tell you what, we can talk about a couple of things from last week.
So the guy who did the music for the music for Enter the Adventure, and you will, the youth hostels song. Swen on Twitter pointed out that guy. The guy with the hair like Ken. Yeah, the guy looks like everyone's done.
Yeah. He did the music for Trettelmet helmet hair, man. Should we call him that? Because none of us can remember his name.
I think it's Jack, actually. Is it? Jack is. I don't know.
I think it's Jack. Okay. Right. Found the tweet.
Ms. Lee Spence on Twitter got on Twitter to say, Oh, you fucking at bastard. Literally refreshed. And I lost the tweet.
Oh, you fucking at bastard. Right. We have a Luddite moment here. I went to click on the thing and I went back one and went, Oh, I refresh it.
Oh, you. Eli up. Found it. Good.
So they sent us a tweet on Twitter. And it says, I need to mention that the Zach Lawrence mentioned as writing a new world. Zach. Zach.
Oh, I was close. Zach Earth. Hey, maybe he's yes. No, no, no.
So Zach Lawrence, who we mentioned as writing a new world, is the same one who wrote the themes for Trezohons and the Crystal Maze. Now, can we get responsible for the B-side? It's a library music album called New Prospects is Brilliant. Oh.
And he's done library music. That's it. It had some sort of quality to it. I thought even though he didn't include it in the end.
It's got that, um, ats and du-du-du-du-du-du Oh, fucking you. App. ch. You get ads.
Get bunched for bags when you try. Here we go. Da dah da dah da dah. Da dah da da dah da dah.
Come in, have a treasure hunt. Go in on the treasure hunt. You'd like to have a treasure hunt. So get your treasure map out now.
Is that HaveLe nightmares, get into the chopper with anaca and rice, and she will go and take you to the sky. And then you'll find a clue what do you want, then you'll go to Bur deviation. No no. Musicn Oh but more really good.
Oh, go in on the treasure hunt. Go in on the treasure huntable when going on a treasure hunt. Go in on the treasure huntable when going on a treasure who right now. That's the treasure hunt thing.
And then Kristal moms, uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that here we go crystal maze thing Go Let's go to the Then the fan will blow go to No, put your feet on the cold ones before the fan starts I was wondering where you were going. Eli's office. He's lost his mouth Oh Eli is fucking like a Eli is he lies fucked.
Oh, he is so fucked. He's like this so fucked. He's fucked He gave me It was confused me it was confused me. Yeah, okay, so he did those yes, but not mention on the Wikipedia page Oh, not what I saw sitting slow down fell off time But yes, we should find his album somewhere new prospects and see what it's on oh yes I would be interested to hear that live in music album right there's a website as well a tweet I retweet it was a website where a lot of his anthology work is contained on that website universal music dot com or something And also whilst we're on the subject of a new adventure or whatever it's called.
Yeah, we have to point out the extremely weird Coincidence. Oh, yeah, I didn't pick up on the time No, I'm at the time because the other record we reviewed was a version of search gangster Morgan's Jatem And in the video for a new adventure of my bird is yes, he's wearing a t-shirt Yes, it says your term on it, which was the most bizarre thing we think of the Elvis as well. Yeah, there was a lot of wheels within wheels Last week it was a splatter I was a splatter within a splatter yeah like a well pool in a disco Swirling round the monkey bar in a house made out of cabri's and a wonderful fat car It's like a little windmill with arms that reach out far. You can't go in my house Sorry puppy fat Right straight into it we are doing the crisps.
Oh, it's nice to see the league I just say Paul is nice to see the league of snacks and crisps finally It's out there now. It's out there now. It's out there Website we love disagreements, but they don't have the scientific method of a mother They don't have they have their own biases. Yes baggage and they do not have a whole underground complex of snack and crisps experts working out The details behind this You do this weird down anything we start a sentence and you're reasonably sure the first few words are Stop buying our sentence.
I will I'm not gonna say anything. Okay. How about that? All right take over Paul What do you want to read the letter for a show read it?
Always read the letters. We've been sent the upshot is we've been sent some Australian snack products In the PO box. We've got some great stuff tons of bloody food all those quickly last time Just a quick mention on the leader snacks though. Yeah, I thought we had done those Excel cheese crisps No, we tasted them on an episode of digitizer do it on pop the pod.
I'm sure we did on the pod We don't did Dan do that on the part. I think we did do that on the part down. We ain't gone down do that on the part I had it though right you had what I thought of a new business for leaky can I'm right you're right you were wrong to carry on right there was a letter here Paul. Yeah, but serious business Yeah, okay.
Yes, this is from Australia. So do it in Australia actually. Yeah, please do because that'll be painful for everyone Yes, okay, it's nice flavor though now as this person Jack who has written to us and sent us these Describes them is a description here. I can see when you just take them out.
So we've got them ready Good day Paul and Eli get I I hope you're both doing all right. We're doing all right. I've sent you a box of full Australian Trial yet cheap eats including a mix of potato chips chocolate biscuits talking to you Shut up all right. Shut up.
You're right. It's written here. Shut up all it's not me. Yeah, that's right Yeah, I know it's not I know it's not fuck with me I wasn't sure if you were still recording the podcast on zoom zoom So I've included two packs of each favorite chips where I could so both of you could take it nice.
Thanks there There's a big box of snacks. Thank you very much And I have one example here with us because we're doing it in the same room Jack. Yeah, we're saying in the same room Jack, okay, thank you. He's had some foresight unlike some other people I know would you like a tickle.
Here's a description What shut up man? Is a description of what's in the box? Oh, sorry. Sorry.
I'm gonna keep this up because I'm a fucking professional for out the whole letter They're like it probably is the worst Australia All time Firstly Smith Smith's I'm pretty sure these chips chips and I'll call them my car chips like Americans No, I'm not gonna be well You should stop because you put me off if you silly interjections putting me off you're putting me off Yeah pulling you off you're not pulling me off now, but you will be later pulling you're putting off you'll be putting pulling my pudding For a ringpiece pulling up on throwing these what's this? Go on pull honestly shut up weird you've lost it now. Yeah, I Smith's I'm pretty sure these chips are made by the same company that makes walkers So I'm sure they taste pretty similar but the packet colors are different interesting in a previous episode of the podcast Eli guess at the salt and vinegar packets may have been people because of the color of Himalayan salt, but I don't think that's true It's a good theory is any but I know but it wouldn't him alone. So you're gonna talk to me like that.
I am in the letter. Yeah Paul Eli here Which him alone salt hasn't been around as long as Smith so you wouldn't you know even in Australia? So you wouldn't have thought so would you it was just something I said at the time that just popped at the top of my head? But I don't think that's true about it the Himalayan salt thing regular table salt is far more common here And I reckon the color was picked at random.
I've included four flavors of the Smith's chips original usually called just plain chips These are ready salty chip. Yeah, I'll see salt and vinegar chicken and cheese and onion cheese and onions Smith's also make a barbecue flavor and I've always thought they were more popular than cheese and onion But you're more likely to find cheese and onion chips in multi-packs then oh, that's an interesting theory That's a lot of sober voice for a second here for a quick now. These are I've got a few things to say about that Bit of the letter go on Smith's was what became walkers here as well Well, here's the thing though, but they kept the Smith's branding this company's own bar days, isn't it? No, they said by PepsiCo, but that's late Pepsi.
It's PepsiCo group of companies using Australia on the license So does PepsiCo own lays I believe they do yeah, I don't know if all companies are in all of these brands Oh listen to that said owned by PepsiCo. Yeah, Quaker coffee energy drinks cereal other rice snacks snacks Doritos, Frito, Lay, onions, Lay, okay, we need no stuff going down to Smith's doesn't say Smith's on here But there's Smith's is almost you know, I mean, it's all one thing Yeah, I just wanted to double check interestingly if these are standard as he calls and ships these are ridged and that must be just a standard I actually didn't even notice that just like we it's just like the mirror world stuff The chicken flavor in a green packet. Yeah, doesn't that just meet salt vinegar and pink Oh, it's making me like I'm in a dream. Do you think the pink's because like vinegar?
So it's like because look at the little pot of vinegar on the package to make you go vinegar It's not pink vinegar is not pink. It's not brown. I wonder if it's going with that kind of purple You know onions yellow is yellow fine. There's what's the area?
Where's the onion? It's just cheap. Look just like cheese Do it? No, but there's an onion and onions could say yellow interesting because they kept with the Smith's branding obviously in Australia But it was phased out here apart from in certain heritage brands like the triumvirate of snacks for exactly and salt and shacks So it's a Smith's It wasn't even there it's gone now.
No, I think it was Smith's I wish I remembered my own show It's gone now. I think Smith isn't even mentioned on the song shaking We just test these and have you just the last of the paragraphs? We just eat them okay? Should we do it that way we go back go with original you start with the original let's see how it goes now These aren't going to be added to the lead.
These are just for our delectation and discussion These are blue and exactly the same color as a packet cheese and onion would be here, right? It's got a definite different off to it Yeah, in that nice kind of cheap. You know, I mean you get cheap, really salty Chris is a kind of nice smell almost buttery smell Yes, it's a softer smell and it's sort of that potato mash. Yeah, do you know what I mean?
It's a smell of potato flour. Well, these are rich so you know Formed no there no there they're cut right no very nice. The ridges. I don't know the air rate the air ridges do live It's the flavor.
Yeah, there's more surface. I thought it was a little bit But I thought it was a spectacle rather than no the texture or thing and it's a delivery of the flavor of the crisp It gives a bigger crunch and there's more crunch and the air it aerates the whole thing So it's lighter I think they taste the same as water the red one but the ridges does make it more satisfying snack out of it We really we know I'm gonna chicken. Oh, we're going straight for chicken in a green Like why would you think it's what they'd call rose chicken which has an orange packet in the UK? Maybe they give it the green for exactly this that smell.
Yeah, it is the classic Oh the classic rose chicken flavors smell with a little bit of a pack. So you can smell the pack of the chicken gravy So it's chicken gravy They're much closer to an onion flavor on that very on you very oniony now. This is a difference Paul. Yeah, we've identified I divergence from this is not like a chicken rose chicken flavor UK.
It's more herby. Yeah, oniony I don't like it. I don't know stronger sort of sweet like to use his pungent almost pungent. Yeah interesting right cheese and onion I wonder they're all gonna divert because that I mean the ready salted you expect that to be exactly the same because it's just ready salted Well, there's the onion cheese and onion smell it just smell it.
What you think it's all vinegar. It smells so vinegar So vinegar right that's only been agreed cheese and onion to find out now No sharper a little bit sharper, but like I don't know why it smells a sort of vinegar You can tell the song bigger Perhaps the person who who put the chips in that packet have been handling some sort of vinegar Like it'd been on lunch and been to the chip shop or something. Do you have no idea? You think about it's the crisp stuffer No, do you imagine a man walks back?
I was magic bag the sack of crisp up and he scatters them into smaller bags another difference Oh, he's going back to work I was gonna chase that up but it was nonsensical ass clap trap. There's no picture of vinegar on Tungshitted coming out of your gobble. No, well, he's a calm down I don't know why like more call me like or to bonkers bassity like poor both of them give me fucking big chub This is a strange illustration of sort of vinegar on these pink bizarrely pink Australian So small glass is that what's on balls gonna go on walkers anymore of the product itself, right? Why you doing the fucking jaggers Very much it's atypical Sense of crisp here we go Nice very nice not too sharp again I think it's some ridges that sort of soften it talking to the mic because I know ridges that sort of soften it people here You've always softened the flavor of it.
Yeah, we the chicken was too potent to me That was the one that diverted the most from the flavor we're used to yeah interesting. Shall we move on? We'll move on next chapter. Thank you excellent start.
All right now We're moving on to red rock deli red rock deli these bits here these ships are a bit fancier than this miffs Do look fancy and I think they're more of a kettle style crisp again I'm including four flavors sea salt sea salt and balsamic vinegar Yeah, sweet chili and sour cream and honey soy chicken The honey soy chicken chips in my favorite of the range. Did you see the honey soy chips? Range they could also make a lime and black paper flavor that I haven't included it's also do make that I mean it says he a deli style potato chip. What does that mean deli style like you'd get in a deli?
Do you buy chips for crisps from a deli? No, but if you let's say you go to a lovely deli and they do fresh cut sandwiches and then you know you get a sandwich And they put like a little flag stick on it stick on it and then they'll give you some potato chips on the side They'll be all nice and like oh, it isn't all lovely, you know, you know, don't get it now Let me miss I know what he meant. Shut your mouth red rock deli We begin with the finest potatoes harvested from Australian farms roughly cut and slow cook in some flour oil Who do they get to roughly cut it? Is he like the potato butcher who comes in guys?
I'm gonna handle you badly and treat you bad spad roughly Right across the room fucking chopping all over the place roughly chop you oh rough you up mate A little sentient spartan. I mean lovely remember those I've worked in the 80s with those sports. We wanna be It's nice Chris. We wanna be It's a long tradition for our world of things that want to be I think in the far East they do a lot more Don't they like they'll have a fish going on the kind of TV?
Yeah, yeah, it's a for the advert though Was upsetting cuz all these kind of stop motion potatoes. Do you want to be happy then launching themselves into a chip making? Yes, I don't know it's all a bit fucking good time for my life. I like that Anyway, I carry on really sorry So they for a delectable crunch and with surprising twists grind and blend and with surprising twists grinds and blend and blend and blend Of curfully selected flavors.
There's an enticing taste journey awaiting Journey our honey soy chicken potato chips blend the sweetest of honey cut by the subtle richness of the soy sauce now I personally am looking forward to tasting those Paul all he goes on to say there's a one pepper then one flavor He hasn't included which is the black pepper in line. Well, I would have liked to try that and he says I'm not a particularly huge fan of the sea salt and balsamic vinegar I always find that it's a bit too sweet. Oh for a potato chip. Well, let's start with sea salt good after the regular We'll start on the base flavor What's the half on that same as a kettle chip off with you to imagine is it a kettles chippy halfy Yeah, go sniff that and tell us about a kettle chip or chip a kettle chip half is that slightly?
What is it burnt potato? You can smell almost it's that slight and it's the grease. Yeah, maybe it's the grease I mean if you told me that was a kettle chip over to say that's a culture. Yeah, it's got a great crunch But not much flavor feel like the Smith's have more sort of potato flavor coming out almost, you know to me Yeah, but that's what I find the kettle chips like they were up the flavor because they reduce the taste of the crisp itself Almost because it comes to brittle and burnt a bit.
Yeah fried out. Yeah, I know exactly what you mean Right, let's go on to balsamic salt and no, so you see salt balsamic vinegar He says Jack says these are too sweet for him, but you I know for cause I know you know you know you know you do you like A kettle chip with balsamic vinegar that one brand you do that weird thing where you suck them dry a little one you lick them in your mouth And he's sucking weird. It's a big soggy crisp You completely issue the whole crisp experience No, what I do is I buy a couple hundred bags of very sort crisps And I lick them so they're all soft and damp and then I slowly put them on my body and I become crisp man And then the crisp hardens and I become solid in this yes, I've got four hours I do come And crisp men Paul I have to say when you start when you started that anecdote and you started to wedge up down Chris I was hoping for a paulter so I was hoping for a whole trash of wind dried Chris paulter Paulter hanging in the wind like a bunch of corpses open the fucking crisps chips. Yeah, it's still got that tang of a balsamic It sounds a bit like my favorite kettle chip flavor, but we'll see what the flavors like now Paul huff it Yeah, I'm getting a bit of a huff.
Oh, yeah, it's got a little bit of tang to it really You feel it nice and the sweetness again. Yeah, I feel the sweetness it comes behind the darkness though Do you know what it just tastes like vinegar to me a slightly sweet vinegar? It doesn't have the the colorful Wine well, Samic These red rocked anyone's what I weirdly love about that particular brand of balsamic vinegar in salt where it is It's like it's got a chip shot chip flavor to it Which makes it very satisfying This is just it just looks like a slightly more slightly more sweet salt vinegar if you just said to me have a salt vinegar I would say oh, yeah, that's not vinegar. You're saying you doesn't have the complexity.
No, so they've gone for just the Balsamic it's fine Chris just achieved with a sort of with some normal vinegar and then some sweetness rather using actual Bell-shamic vinegar one of it's an ingredient no they probably do use balsamic vinegar Well, I'm saying it I think maybe it's just too tart to kind of drowns out that that tartness drowns out No, there's no it's some it's the last item on the menu. Yeah on the Ingredients in the green is balsamic vinegar powder powder. Yeah, it's a least amount of anything in there No, well, there you go I don't know it's a fine snack, but I'd better yeah, right sweet chili one-dimensional sweet chili sour cream Which we've not really done anything like this before sour cream and sweet chili, you know what I said on the show last No, it's noodles. I never had a sweet chili noodle, but yeah, there's quite a famous walker sensations sweet chili one Isn't there but this doesn't have a chicken and sweet chili, isn't it?
Isn't it Thai sweet chili? Yeah something chicken like that It's a very sweet not very hot snack, but this is a unique This must be unique to down under yeah a sweet chili in sour cream potato chip fused a lingering sweet heat of chili and paprika With a hint of smooth tangy sour cream tangy again. There's that word mean anything mean anything what the sour cream is tangy Today using tangy as sour in rather than tangy as spicy which it means both things everybody come on remove the veil from your eyes and realize Tanging snack queuing on Jesus fucking Christ hanging is not a word means anything. It's used to deceive people into buying things Tanky gate and whilst I'm on the subject for oh, did you notice even referring to the Australians refer to these yes as chips right fine That's the same as in the states in the states they call it chips, but then they call them fries.
They call right chips fries Yeah, but what do Australians call chips? They call them chips that you'd get with a piece of fish? I think so I think it's called chips. It's all chips.
I know that's well. You don't know we need to know I don't care I don't care. We're doing a segment about Australian crisps. What do Australians called potato chips?
Well, then that's the wrong questions are you know Australian English use chips both for what North America French fries and what Britain's called? Christmas weird when confused with often a kid between the two meanings hot chips and cold chips are used wow hot chips I want to get some hot chips and then I have a packet of chips with that and I have a hot what cold chip can I have a hot chip I'm you know what I'm gonna fucking buy some chips and I'm gonna Mesticate the shit out of them spitting into a mess special plan here we go Special plastic I think paultus And then you got your dry man. Yeah, you got ready made your stick. I'll call me my garage my gear are yeah I'm gonna take these three small smell them.
Yeah, I have farty a bit vomiting bit finally. Yeah, it's the it's the Lacta is the sour cream. Yeah, I'll go Nice bold sweetness comes but all cut it's got a good amplitude. It also arrives at the same sort of a nice time Those are my favorite these so far definitely that's really quite nice back bit too sweet for me bit too sweet I'm a bit quite finally only soy chicken blend as a sweet as a funny cut blends the sweetness of honey cooked by the subtle richness of soy sauce Honey cut honey is always cut.
No, it doesn't just as off honey cut one sentence. You read that out and tell me I'm not being an idiot We begin with the finest potatoes. No, don't stop that Honey soy chicken potato chips blend the sweetness of honey cut by the circle richness of soy sauce I guess it's all about reflection. Yes, be able to read things correctly.
I'm gonna go for the first half on this right You've ruined it. Oh fucking oh I had to put my hand in that stop sticking your whole fucking filthy face in it That is a weak up weakest of all Chris so far it's got a cardboard damp moldy card with a very faint chicken underneath We shouldn't judge them solely on the horse, but do you agree with my yeah? Yeah, let's have a taste of it. Oh It's chicken with a bit of a farty aftertaste, which I think comes from the honey.
Mmm. No those are the worst I don't know there's a nice way for chicken first and then you're left with an aftertaste of and it's a bit Farti on the nose. Yeah, the honey's a bit fasty on the nose. You know what I mean Did he say that was his favorite?
It's kind of got this with me this honey with because honey smells a bit like spit doesn't it? You know it is remind me of farts break. Yes high-fived me. I you found it Yeah, exactly what it is that is a fart smell.
Yeah, remember that from school you had that little squirt it's had that oh you did it you've managed to Identify that smell man. Well done. Thank you. I'm very proud of it I just want to make one more point.
Yeah, they taste much although they had that weird fart smell These honey soy chicken red-rocked early ones smell taste a lot closer to what we call a roast chicken flavor. Yeah, and the Smith's chicken flavor Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I agree, but then that aftertaste ruins it. Yeah, totally.
It's not the chicken It might have been a really nice snack, but I don't know that's that thing. Very weird. Okay next letter go Okay, we got through those now things the next pack of chips is thin slide and tangy. Oh fucking Is that tangy work also you're going slowly in South Africa?
Fuck you Might be interested in this one because the flavor is a bit of a mystery. I like it Yeah, I quite like this flavor chips, but I kind of work out for the life of me what the light and tangy flavor is because one of my mates one of my mates Right, it's tomorrow an onion, but I honestly have no idea There's only one large pack of these ships because goon get in the small packets. Listen Jack. You've done brilliantly You've done brilliantly here thin so just that reminds you of an it's like this goes or something It's just a name isn't it things because you might do this chips and hot chips and cold chips in the thin chips maybe you know It gets mad is this another invention of the the Frito lay Pepsi Coke and glomerates No, Australian may Australia by snack brands Australia.
Oh snack brands. That's another big one But I don't think this name so thin it lightens me means nothing right but on the front you have a bolt of the snap Chris and I think is pepper paprika and I presume a big or a tomato a little bit that so it's a tomato That's definitely tomato and it's a little herb a wooden a rustic wooden very with some pinching paprika Just a pitch it just a smitering and then what do you do you rub it around the meat just the rim of the meat No, no, no, no, you get it's good and red and it's all tangy tangy red meat us and it all goes pop Go to fucking come up with random little moments for yourself rather than episode so popped off No, don't say popsy. What's he probably made in Australia Paul here as this the big tasking get a good half on this Yeah, he's going for a micro-hopper These the ones he's he doesn't know what the flavor is exactly what they sing is mystery smell mystery kind of flavor almost but we'll see He's going in I can't look at it now. He makes that whole face because it's just disturbing We got this a week off that off stale sort of potato nothing hard.
I'd say oh, yeah I mean in fact, it's almost I don't know why it's like a garden sensor Fire's day Paul. Yeah, honestly love your flavor work today, right? Little speckles don't they? The color design of these before too sweet.
I do not like that. No, why what's your shoe? It tastes like a golden sensor. Yeah quite herbaceous, isn't it?
Yeah, it's like closer to a sort of pizza flavor almost isn't it? It's like a weak sour cream flavor with a little bit of paprika coming through Yeah, a bit of sweetness right you know what? It's a bit like that those Canadian all flavors It's a little bit like a stew or some kind of moosecke or a ratatouille. You know what I mean?
Visibly you kind of bully on broth. Great. What an interesting snack though, but not for me. Maybe all right if that's your flavor by baby Fine, but I don't think that's for me.
No real complaints. Just not for me. That's the flavor he included They must be a big deal in Australia. Then people like those.
Yes quite what's last Tim James Tim James You do the letter out get the Tim's right these Tim James are a classic Australian bickey And they were on special this week which means they qualify as a cheapie rather I've always heard these compared to the penguin biscuits that you have in the UK Well, we'll be the judge of that. That's right Tim Thames Yes, but I have no idea how they compare I've included three flavors of Tim Tamps Thank you Paul the original chocolate flavor So we know the chocolate is the original flavor yet Tim as well as two limited edition gourmet flavors sunshine coast strawberries Cream and Murray River salted caramel This rule we once actually surprisingly good for one of these limited edition flavors as they usually just end up rather disappointing That's right. They Tim Thames are you ready? Anyway, that's all that's in the box.
Hope you guys enjoy it. Keep up the good work with the podcast. Cheers. Thank you Jack Thank you Jack.
That is a bounty of snacks. Brilliant. Nice background in flow as well. Thanks for that So we can start with the original which is a chocolate chocolate biscuit.
What does it remind you of like a It does literally look like a no it literally looks like a penguin. So it's got the nice covered finish. Yeah, it is by its own description 11 biscuits Tim Tom It's weird though. It's got a thing called a health star racing which I presume the height of the start like the traffic light system We have here, you know, we have the fat never so how healthy is it?
Well, it scores 0.5 out of 5 not very high Just says original chocolate biscuit and it is it's a chocolate biscuit. It is a soft kind of ball and biscuits They were to talk about yeah, but then that's kind of what I'm paying with it's a chocolate I think there's been a bit of a you know, it's melted a bit in the packing and traveling and posting so you know It's because it's been in Australia with hot. What's wrong with it? It looks fine.
No mind a little bit melting and flat It's not a good chocolate money. It's not a good money. It's not a flavor chocolate that really cheap chocolate. Yeah, smell You know here's the thing I'm presuming like America.
They make the chocolate differently to deal with the high temperatures of you know Is that good? I'm gonna eat it. It tastes like a penguin with slightly different chocolate But how is it different chocolate doesn't taste the same? It's got that American eyes chocolate taste too, which is slightly waxier You know, I'd say as well.
There's a sort of caramelly toffee like finish, which is yeah, you know what I mean? It's slightly richer sort of coffee almost coffee, you know that burn sort of you know, that's really quite nice. That's fine It's good. I like that.
It's got that richness at the end. You know, I'm getting it. There's sort of toffee sort of flavor I've never had a tin tamper for today and I'm impressed Let's just give it an hour of tea rating then I'm gonna give that out five or three and a half. I'll go for three and a half as well Now, let's have these special edition ones.
Right. We're gonna do Maureen River salted caramel now these old places They're very proud proudly Australian. Yeah, no, it looks like a less chocolatey version It's got chocolate outer casing. It's got a kind of creamy what I'd imagine is caramel fondant and possibly a honey biscuit rather than chocolate or a cream kind of beer rather than a bourbon yeah bourbon You call them bourbon's a bourbon.
I always had forber bourbon. Yeah, bourbon cream. Yeah, I don't know where it gets its name from possibly some way from I'm thinking this is gonna be nice. I like a sort of caramel thing What's your is I like sort of camel things not all the time like sometimes in like a kick-a-chunky Oh, it's nice It's a weird thing that's taken over the flavor world and what didn't even exist like 10 years ago Yeah, the thing about it is because like we ran out of ideas to chocolate So we start throwing everything else that's stuck as a sort of neo flavor as much as that is the kick cats out They've kept their special flavors and stuff.
Let's see the chunky's because they do like salty caramel kick chunky Yeah, I'm saying just a sort of concept as a flavor for Concept can't sorry a flavor for confectionery concept. Yeah salty caramel came in Where did it come from? I don't know any kind of always do a salted caramel. Well, here's why things happen I think what's happened is the chocolate industry's looked at like fancy restaurants and gone all look at their chocolate I'm gonna replicate the fancy restaurant.
I think that's what he is in a snack on a budget Salty caramel because it's got that weird and people don't think of things that are salty as being or no because Dessert salty brings out the sweet because I'm covered pretzel says why I'm finished in the fucking absolute shaladty wadty Oh, they're right. I did got to do I had the other day for yeah, dog Flip to me that's it just because I let you know my favorite biscuit is a Did you stop the chocolate or first? No, I can't write down I'm sorry. Oh God, right.
Let's taste these Oh He's doing the noise doing two things at once there people he is doing is funny funny Patented wiggle mouth noise and he's also making a joke that he's coming spots anything else Paul I will not have you speak to me. I make up nonsense words. Yeah. Yeah, great Eli Silverman his whole fucking thing at the moment Is to just go ping bong splop on God.
You always got tough you off We taste this I don't know what Femilex is what you say. It sounds like a product. It does by you Femilex. It's a poultice It certainly is Femilex poultice 123 family It's gone with me but I don't think you can let us see if you can let us out of me All right, it's a little thing about that you didn't see listen it's a nice face at this stain Oh, no, I will jump in on this I do like this and I do a little copnification thing Yeah, I like this fucking thing Yeah Nice even more coffee obviously.
It's quite nice. Do you like it better than the original or bless me? Oh, I don't know it's different much more toffee. That's fine Not really but I'm getting after the flavoring Oh Spaff in the middle.
It's not something in the middle. It's nice in it. Mmm. Kind of like that better just dribbles into the back It's like shoe on the inner slight shoe on it, which is nice.
All right next now these now are the donor of all of this Jack Did not care for these sunshine, co-strawberry and cream. Oh, no, they're surprisingly good. Oh, okay, right So it looks like a I believe it looks like a Tim town obviously chocolate one. Well, it is a Tim town It is a Tim town.
Let's be clear. There'll be photos of these by the way It's a Tim town, but this one hasn't got a chocolate center It's got a strawberry sensor, strawberry cream sensor. I think that's the major difference. Maybe it's chocolate.
Maybe it's like a Pork Biscuit, or can I just warn you when you tried something which was chocolate and fruit flavor last week You had a little bit of a gaggie said just be aware this is a chocolate and strawberry, which you don't like yeah Well, maybe this one is surprisingly good. Oh, oh, smells like me near polter ice cream. It's not so totally dark Yeah, doesn't it mate? You've been so on point with your flavor of dentistry.
I don't want to both. I'm so weird You really got it got my role this week. Yeah, it smells exactly like near polter ice cream. I'm going in for a bite That's fine.
I'm not big for an astralbi. It's not horrible. The weakest of the three. I don't yeah It's that artificial strawberry flavor.
You don't really go for that. It's like strawberry milk taste like that. Oh, yeah, that's exactly what it is Oh mate, we're on for today. Oh, we love okay, so that is the Tim Tams mate I know I'm gonna do something to carry my one.
I'm gonna do something to end this segment on a fucking bang I'm gonna have a bit of everything in my mouth at once here. We go there we go. No, I'll feed you All right, yeah, you just feed it all in the half. What the crisps at once okay I'm not to get any on the side of my biscuits and I'm gonna take a bite of the biscuits one two three Paul Ganon for science.
I'm gonna put the whole of Australia in his mouth. Here we go. So what's this building your stack? Yeah, have you washed your hand by the way before you saw it wash my hands a lot Paul Yeah, you know honestly am I not at least there has that I have wash my hands.
Yes. Thank you Alright, so this is all the Smith's lined up now great now I'm gonna moving on to the red rock deli Chris. I'm gonna add this one for time because you're taking forever make No people love this. You said entertain them.
That's what you said come on. So right here we go the pile is one I have the party one I asked Mr. thought you want to put that on you have not it's this one here this one that is not that one Paul That is that one that is not yeah, I'm right. I'm right.
I'm right get Big juicy fart spray one on here. Oh, it's red and fat spray. Is that all the Chris now in a pile? Yeah, right here we go all the crisps and then you can put the chocolate right on top You've got to put the crisp that afterwards.
I've got this down to a mulch. Okay, all right. You gotta get a munching before I get the Chocking don't be careful. You don't chug.
Oh It's good. He's fed them all in oh full is made them all in not much waste He's wasted a tiny fragment of a crisp and he's gonna he's he's on the mulching process the long road to mulch No, don't try to talk Paul keep it keep it all crunching down you got to get chocolate on top of that You can get to him sounds like that Yeah in your heart opening yes go is it down is it down? What does it taste like? Everything Finally he's actually having a nice he's like a piggy shit ladies I love it about Did you like the pink slit on the 19th time?
This is what I feared for was choking waves of dick in then you were saying He is spewing ladies and gentlemen spods of wet Chris all over my fucking face Social distance my friend it was bizarre. I got a wave of chicken and chili chocolate came in I'm sorry I'll clean it up a minute. That's how you do an end segment to the show that it's not the entertainment It wasn't I found it quite sort of weird I'm starting to do it. Oh that was the most amazing thing I've done with my mouth in years apart from Gary I bought from Gary.
He's just making appearance do the guy with the letter no Gary last week You said I've had worse things in my mouth. Oh, there's Gary. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah I bet he's northern and he's got like a fetid no the worst thing he's got but he's got like proper venereal disease Which like we need to he's got like he's got like he's got like a huge like a like a fat I like green fat Eli he comes Gary Eli yes, I need to break. I feel really Class of water come on see you after this boys girls It's time for Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay Okay, okay The threat of violence hovers above me ladies and gentlemen I'm easily of interject there and sold you off for being a naughty boy But fortunately you're wielding an inflatable snapple bottle which you have already agreed and stated that you'll force into my face Oh face time you you'll force into my face your face time you with your big sweaty snapple bottle I feel threatened as a result I Was working on something working on something so goes again guys Practice yeah wait for it. I'm like really wait for it. I will give it some now.
Okay. Oh And you're awful human being What's the game of playing today on guys go games for today we are playing a game called tough look it's interesting I saw this in a charity shop. It's by seven towns limited who made it for Peter Pan play things now Peter Pan made loads of great interesting toys for the eight such as mmm We've featured a few of them on the show that I can't I can't remember We've played board games in like toy board games and they do mouse trap and things are there is meaner They did it's that kind of thing though. I got it with a toy aspect a thing that's one of the I can't say they did I bought this for Stu Ashins for his channel, but it was one of those books that you slide into a calculator and you play a quiz on Oh, yes, you know me like a computer quiz show I mean they're on the more sort of high-tech end of the board game They're on the more kind of experimental toy rather than board games Yeah, but you know we've some people probably do a proper breakdown of Peter Pan toys because there's some interesting stuff there And now this isn't actually a board game.
No, this is a weird I get to game I saw in a charity shop when I went online It was interesting mix of views upon it So people say it was good to me was awful, but no people saying it's famous for one thing and that is the tough look What do they call it ballamatic? Oh, yeah, yeah ballamatic. It's red chew, but it has it's nice. It's more of a it's A lid on it's like a bit with a helmet the plastic beaker full of balls Oh Yes, it's going to go to get as you are I am you again Let's go to get fucking grab you know you grab what you bite my penis.
No you bite it with a round the back This is gonna be a non-penisal you're gonna go round the back I'm like a summer back. You're gonna start my house. I might put me in a balamone farm Okay, who are you are you are you are? Let's play Ganon's Golden Games, but we had a little mishap we should say to everyone Yeah, I scattered my balls across the floor totally and I we spent a good ten minutes on our knees gathering your balls up Pretty much I'm gonna shake these again with my form on the lid.
Yes, I'm securely So this game is fundamentally a gambling game crossed with a kind of bingo aesthetic the game involves this little red plastic toy I shook about and it's got this mechanic to it Where when you pull up the lid ever so slightly and then drop it down and then pull it back up feeds the ball up through the top There we go. There we go. Yeah, there we go. So and he's one ingenious little designer people like that do they?
Yeah, they just want that the series collector just want that and not the rest of the goes the story goes is that this little I don't know lottery ball device Random ball select the toy was made by two guys and he just didn't have a board game to go with it And so somehow this got married to this kind of gambling bingo thing that we got going on simply because you can use the randomized balls as part of the game It's like a dice. Yeah, there are a five white colored balls in here. Yeah, we should know yeah, we fucking do now actually We've been on our hands and knees gathering them up. There are three black balls They look quite dusty yellow balls and what five oh, right?
Explain how to play this to me now just tell you what to hear And we shake it up and as we you don't have to shake it. No one can see inside it It's I'm shaking it right to random as all the balls check it up in red Then yellow than I I'm gonna Say like a horse you were going walking off on what is pegasus? It's Pagon sources Then fly off he's doing a fake fly off There he goes flapping through the sky No You'll find a brown patch of sauce apply to your foot when you're loud stand away from the mic I go understand how five years in you don't know this yet. Oh very rude again Explain the game to me Paul.
I've got a spinner for now I did I somehow got splinter my foot off the floor and it went real deep in I had to pull it out It was really long. I know you do you pulled it out. It's really long You can't escape the little pearl straight ball of spunk come out As you twist the shaft so it's a little pearl in this game blubbles In this game the game is to get a line of five across your plastic grid roger So the game comes with these little plastic grids with 25 be both have a plastic grid A little pound symbol and it's a grid of 25 pull they all numbered their little impulse. Yeah Balls fell out and I got a splinter Peter Pan nice branding on the game tray the game's called tough looking the idea is you've got a fill up a line of five On your day trade vertically or horizontally.
Oh, you didn't tell me that before we started I did I know I definitely had to be across here. I didn't Without questions and we wrote the plot was just a jack earth Nice stolen character from on the hour great So the idea is that you have to get a line of five and you do that by gambling for balls that come out randomly from the system, right? It goes first object the first person to complete a straight line of five balls in either a vertical horizontal or diagonal direction on his or her Board is the winner each player's given 60,000 pound. We've been given that you like the pounds dotted it up between 10010,000 and 10,000 pound all denominations or denominations I like back and gone there the design is minimal minimal if you get the gist of it.
It's fake money like an other sided No, well, then the knobbly was it wasn't it. I don't think so don't you throw shit at fucking this women off Please been doing it for you hate me. I hate whenever just so you know ladies I'm playing monopoly on cheap show not it was golden games It's just three really boring misery Stress game that makes someone angry and friendships can be ruined the whole tone of the night or get bored Yes, you know why because on a more technical level. Yeah, it's much harder to come from behind when you're playing monopoly If someone gets out ahead first, you're fucked.
Yeah. Yeah, it's not fun game. So that's just by definition It's not as fun as a game where you can over take it. Yeah, no, it's just all because once you bought all the places You just bore it Just boring old crap old shit old boring old bollocks and anyone like to monopoly things.
It's the best game in the world It's fun. No one does they're selling it. You know how they sell it now is where they do it with those skins So get to star warskin. Yeah, you're gonna go sports this man.
Are you gonna get it? No, we've no imagination. Oh my little Johnny lives go for busses. I'll get them to go You go little Johnny Tell you with all of my disdain how I feel you are as Manish daddy I managed to let's go nowhere, right?
Dictity. Yeah, you know, that's why I decided to point out. I knew it could have gone to some very bad You started it just read the rules. I'm very mystified.
I don't have to get five in a row So one way or another we've both got sixty grand. That's as far as we've got ball, right? Okay, explain the golden game of Ganon I'll go through as we go so there was two stages of play stage one complete two rounds each player ending his stage with two Number balls on his or her board, right? How do we do that?
Well, you just pull the machine and you get a ball out and if it's like in two you put it in the two grid if it's 18 You put it in the 18 grid, right grid the dimple the grid is the whole thing. Yeah, you can't be a grid if it's one five five grid Yeah, you put it in the dimple in the grid not in the two grid. That's not good That would be a little grid there put it in the dimple in the grid Oh, we'll put it in the dimple in the grid, right? We'll put it in the dimple in the grid and you have to make a line of five Now you can only do that by randomly taking balls from this and filling it out But as we get past the first two rounds it then it becomes a kind of gambling game where we have to bid auction the ball That's revealed so we can try and get a five Crazy frog they do though they do that right so round one I don't explain I don't understand the auctioning mechanic Or get to it a minute round one is very soon round one round one is very simple Okay, we'll have a timer for this or no because it's not like a stand-up Golden Gang all right, well then we'll do it fine fine.
No time all right because one of us might win this very quickly It looks like a dragon. I'll just cheat all right. No cheating I'll cheat that goes against the very essence of Ganon's Golden Gang doesn't have cheated many times playing Ganon's gold Oh, and that's why I got such a winning record No, I don't you have a better winning record than me. I think no no you totally own me Do you remember I want to to be Baker Street and I totally moved into the Because that's Scotland Y'all yardy there are you fundamentally misunderstood the door like hey here's a part of the round I show myself why I'm on the board Oh, it's between two police officers own by me I didn't understand the mechanics of the game fully What's the greatest game to play because it's a very visual game, right?
So I shake my shake I get a pearly Jew drop appearing in the meters holes says here play each player plays 10 grand into a common Pool which will increase as the guy proceeds and eventually be taken by the winner other than overall winner All right, he's putting 10 grand in slowly money down that's only money down a pound it all around I'm only down a pound it all around it's a gazig. Oh, it's the spice go So on his or her to turn on round one who goes first the youngest youngest You take the ball out place it on the number pocket in his or her balls should we grid? So we do this one to the ball number on the ball You ignore any color balls that come out in this round because it's for stage two so that pops out you put it back in the shaker All right, we can only remove a white ball. Yes, I'm gonna go first is you youngest Careful when you shake it because we don't have a repeat of the disaster.
No, I mean I know it was a bit you totally spewed balls all over living room here We were on our hands and knees listener we were on our little I mean people who watch you video this top tier People have seen you and me on our knees looking for balls Truffle hands I will never ever get bored of toilet humor. Come on. That's what I do But here we go the ball is being I like the action on this No, it is it's like joking a knob. It's not like jerky a nor it's very reminiscent of jerking a big blocky red knob It's not what I don't like it says tough knob it should be cool.
It's all be cool tough mock That's what it should be cool talk more. I don't get the whole naming convention for things are tough So you get tough cheese. Yeah cheese is a nice thing. Yeah, you want the cheese to be good It's tough cheese.
It's gone off. Yes. Okay, so that's that then you really don't have to talk about titty No tough titty. Yeah, that's because you want the titty to be nice and soft I guess but then what's the other one Paul you tell me what's the other one tough shit?
It's not good. You don't want the shit to be anything No, it could probably be more swallowable if it was tough because you can get it down. You know the mean get it down What your throat if you have to use it? And then there's tough luck and tough luck no, but tough love means something else.
Yeah, these all seem It's not it's hard love. No, it's not hard It's when you treat someone means it's a lesson about love. Yeah, it's like a billionaire who insists you said children work Where we're traffic traffic Telling me You'll be a young you Boy he's lost it everybody Tough love is a different term all of these terms. I'm about to table all all in the same cap titty Yeah, tough cheese tough luck tough not it all mean the same thing.
No tough. No, it's a tough nut to crack in it Yeah, that's when you are you were like I'm a tough nut. I'm a walnut. I'm a fucking stuff from double-hard walnut And I've got a fucking shiny bonds just like a nut.
I'm a Brazil nut what rises is the top 30 and smells of camel piss I always thought Brazil not smell camel piss me. They've got a very straw straw PC smell camel not I'm glad you're having fun today. Shut up. I don't want a ball yet.
Joy ball right here. We go. I'm pulling the plunger It's the phallic plan going on all I've got a yellow that goes right back like we we coming out the we we go I'll just like in that one and then another one comes up the top always right it is does it matter no It's the number nine because you can play anywhere in the nine divot divot. Oh, you have to go to the number I'm getting this now You put a pellet in your grid so I know it's like battleships So you know where I put a thing on the board and I know that the pellets are your ones.
Yeah, okay, so you've gone there Okay, so either I have to produce a ball pull a ball out what do I do just put it down again and push it down? It's got a lovely action. No, you gotta pull it up and then there we go. What is it 24 24?
He puts it in my dimple right? Mine turn again. We both do it twice. You've got to tell it out.
Here we go and pull in the ball out You got a pellet in place. Oh, and it is the number eight. Oh, that's good in it. Give me a pellet Oh, that's eight and nine which means only to get six seven and ten.
I don't understand what I'm trying to do It doesn't matter because it's random. So here's my second ball. Here we go. And he pushes the plunger Still can't get it to come out on the first time.
You've got to really work it for a minute. You've got to work it for a minute. You've got to work it for a minute. You've got to tell me.
You've got to work it for a minute. You've got to work it for a minute. It's totally like a knob. It's totally like a knob.
It's not like a bit like a camera lens. Yeah, look, we can kind of see it looks kind of. It's not a total knob. You're a total knob.
I've got yellow ball that goes straight back in. Straight back in. So when you pull the plunger up, there should be a gap at the sides to slide it back in. It's like what you don't you dare say something about anything about my manipulation of objects.
Your staple marshmallow man hands. Yeah, and then when you pull it down, it's a bit of a ball and it's place. It certainly does. That is the six.
Oh, I need the six. Yeah, you bastard. There you go. No, that's five.
You bastard. Oh, they look similar from a distance. Right. And I put right now we've reached we've reached the end of the boring bit.
I hope. Yeah, it's now we go on to round two from the start of round three. The ball drawn by the play does not automatically belong to him or her apart from black and yellow balls. All other balls will be auctioned by who the play who draws the black ball has to return one of their number balls to the pot.
If you draw a black one, you lose one of your ball, right? The black ball plays no further part of the game. So that means it's not the black balls aren't added back to the tube, any of the white ones. Yeah, the black and yellows.
Yeah, the play who draws a yellow ball. What about the red? I'm going to tell you the player who draws a yellow ball receives 10 grand from the pool and it retains and it retains in it the new on the number area of his or her ball. Sorry.
The yellow ball. It just it doesn't get a yellow ball and the ball gets pulled out of the game. So all yellow and black ones don't go back into the pot once they draw. What do they do then?
Well, the black one means you have to take a number off your ball. What do the yellow one do? It just like 10 grand. Then you got 10 grand.
You get 10 grand. Yeah, which means it's better. By the way, unless you're the bank, I'm going to move the bank because it's no, you take it from the bank. No, it's just said make take it from the pool.
Did it? Yes. All right, from the pool. See, fuck's sake.
But that's a difference between the banks of the pool. Well, the pool is no bank. There's only a pool. The number and red balls are bid for.
Right? Right? How? Because the red ball is basically a joker.
It could be anything. So you can use a red ball to fill in the gap, right? Stop touching the table. You fucking chunky handed Nimrod.
Like that. Yeah, like that. A red ball, Axon Joker will be placed immediately on the player's board in any number of pocket hit as their choice. Once placed, the rebel can only be replaced if you pull out the number ball that you want it to be.
If I put it in one, it works like a blank. Yeah. Yeah. Apart from an open auction, which takes place when you draw a ball, if you have one last space, you have to fill in a line.
That have to be a blind auction. So if you know, you've got five to get. I still don't understand how the auction works. Well, how am I auctioning?