Ep. 198 - Pole Dancers at Graduation and Lightning to the Face - 06/23/2025

It’s Monday, and Peaches is back with a head full of allergies, a heart full of chaos, and a list of professions apparently fueled by illegal drugs.The show kicks off with a deep dive into an AskReddit thread about professions secretly full of substance use (spoiler: law firms, musicians, and manufacturing jobs top the list). Then it spirals from there in true Peaches Pit Party fashion:Peaches gets real about not wanting to text anyone, his oscillating fan addiction, and why bugs in his apartment make him feel like a walking health violation.We discuss the only Trader Joe’s conspiracy that matters: why Sherman Oaks, CA gets two while Idaho Falls gets none.Also: the most questionable parenting decision of all time—hiring pole dancers to celebrate your son’s middle school graduation. Yes, it really happened.What do you secretly love but would be judged for? Listeners come clean about doing absolutely nothing, stuffed animals at 30, and rotting in bed in pajamas.Peaches gives props to Benson Boone, trashes his Moonbeam lyrics, but admits the cookies slapped and the music video was funny.Peaches tries to go out Saturday night and fails after five minutes in the bar.He also wants to post pics of his apartment to r/malelivingspace, but he’s scared the Hulk Hogan statue and Howard Stern memorabilia will make him go viral for the wrong reasons.Also in this episode:A Florida man breaks into a house to hide from his wife for four days.Kevin Durant traded (again)—mid-stage appearance.Shot Clock Sports Update: stadiums fans dream of visiting, MLB manager popularity polls, and Peaches' review of the Rose Bowl's uncomfortable seats.Peaches dives into the science of why people get lightning scars, relives his own childhood head injury, and recommends flaunting your trauma for fun and personality.Plus: A bonus rant about the "run full speed" trend, Viktor’s compact fury, and how Peaches might look like a buffet-bound freight train in motion.