Ep. 199 - I Fat Shame Myself So You Don’t Have To - 06/24/2025

It was a weird Tuesday, and Peaches was flying solo—but that didn’t stop him from diving headfirst into chaos.The Peaches Pit Party is rolling along with nobody else in the studio, free car washes flying off the racks, and enough bizarre news to fill a dozen festivals.Here’s what’s inside this episode:🚿 A shoutout to Tag and Go Car Wash for their week of free platinum washes in Idaho Falls.🤢 A French music festival ends with 140+ people allegedly being stabbed with syringes. (Yes. Syringes.)🐵 A diaper-wearing monkey wanders the streets of San Antonio. Spoiler: he pooped himself.🐻 A Greek hiker gets yeeted into a 3,000-foot ravine by a bear—Peaches goes full John Wick in retaliation.🎨 A tourist in Italy rips through a priceless painting trying to mimic a pose for a selfie. We roast him.🚀 Peaches reviews a list of America’s “coolest jobs” (no, not his—but yes, kind of his).🎇 Firework safety reminders from the Idaho Falls Fire Department—right after Peaches admits his front door was open all night.🐘 Peaches misses the Great Elephant Migration in Jackson Hole and has FOMO.🧊 Sprite + Tea + Maverik taste test with Justin from 105.5 The Hawk (verdict: 6.5/10).🧢 Why do people wear hoodies in 90° heat? The Reddit theories are both sad and relatable.👕 Peaches rants about summer fashion and the existential weight of buying shorts just for two months.🛌 His bar outing lasted 5 minutes because dancing is cringe and the futon’s always calling.🎶 Peaches reacts to Benson Boone’s “Mr. Electric Blue” music video and admits—maybe he is self-aware after all.🛫 The July 4th travel forecast is chaos, and Peaches' friend Jose is “too poor” to go. Sure, Jan.🏀 NBA odds, Derek Jeter speeches, and a $500,000 football card sale during Shot Clock Sports Update.Also: A woman moves in next to Glastonbury Festival and claims she’s never heard of it. Peaches is skeptical.