Ep 2: Come Into My Office

A.K.A. Alfred’s Last Podcast Today’s Report Includes: “Patrick Stewart Masturbater”[1], “McDonalds, Hit Us Up”[2],  “Putting The Dick In Moby DIck”[3], “Slithery Surprises”[4], “Advanced Role Play”[5], & “Shitler”[6] Also, Would you rather? Would ya'?? ... well, would ya, Andrew? Wait. Who IS Andrew??* Find out on this week's dahrty-dark episode!      *(We may never know)   Would You Rather:  Give The First 95% of a Blow Job -or- The Last 5%? Always Feel Like There’s A Small Rock In Your Shoe -or- Chip Crumbs In Your Bed  Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez      Article Links: 1. https://nypost.com/2017/08/03/cops-hunt-emoji-movie-masturbator/ 2. https://worldnews.easybranches.com/regions/u-s/mcdonald-s-will-happily-deliver-adult-sized-onesies-so-you-can-have-your-big-mac-and-wear-it-too-195922 3. https://nypost.com/2017/05/12/chubby-shark-humper-might-be-an-ex-nypd-cop/ 4. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/27/dozens-snakes-dumped-arkansas-walmart-parking-lot/307046001/ 5. http://politicalhat.com/2016/08/13/federal-government-to-fund-creation-of-catgirls/ 6. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488   Til’ Next Time, DJ MOZZY O U T!   #TLYK #ReverseHorcuses #ReverseHorcuses #SnakeGourmand #WhiteFaceLivesMatter