Ep 20: American Bonsai

Three men plan a bank heist in full drag.One brings hot dogs.One brings yak musk.None bring a plan.Colossal testicles, transgender butter, and a four-day no-wipe streak, a hotel fire alarm goes off.Thirteen floors.Bare feet on Auckland pavement.No hot water.No dignity.A man whittles a stool he may or may not have made.Another meditates mid-defecation.Someone suggests butthole print scanning technology.We all agree potatoes are not a complete solution.This is about carving meaning out of nonsense.About shaping chaos into something small enough to hold.About rollerblading away from your own incompetence in a Beyoncé mask.American Bonsai.Carefully trimmed.Deeply unnecessary.Beautiful.