Ep. 201 - Flatulence at Walmart and the Cursed Track Shorts - 06/26/2025

On this episode of Peaches Pit Party, we cover everything from cursed cruises to cursed track shorts—and you better believe Peaches overshares in every direction.Peaches is in full form today with embarrassing Walmart stories, failed attempts at stocking his fridge too early for friends visiting next week, and a fart heard 'round the plastic bin aisle. From there, it's a wild ride through the weirdest headlines of the week, like:🛳️ The infamous Poop Cruise is now a Netflix documentary, and Peaches is weirdly excited to watch it.💥 A lifeguard gets impaled by a beach umbrella, and Peaches rethinks those little drink umbrellas forever.🏃 A runner wins a 400m hurdles race... despite a major wardrobe malfunction mid-race.🐾 A cat named Peaches is up for adoption in Idaho Falls—with extra toes and a personality to match.🐶 A man in Alabama robs a store wearing a full-on Scooby Doo costume, ski mask and all.🍽️ Prison food at Alcatraz was apparently fantastic. Ghosts? Not so much.🎥 The worst “cinema” movies Peaches has ever seen—including Tree of Life, Hereditary, Oppenheimer, and The Whale.📼 Steve from Blue’s Clues now has a podcast, and Peaches relives his overalls era.🥇 Metallica’s Load of Load giveaway wraps up tomorrow—get your last-minute entries in through the apps!Also in this episode:🏈 George Kittle wants to go from the NFL to WWE.🏀 Caitlin Clark is racking up All-Star votes and merch money.🏗️ A Louisiana electrical worker becomes a human piñata after getting hit by an 18-wheeler.😡 “To Peach Their Own” returns with: What word or phrase instantly annoys you when someone says it?And yes—there’s a whole segment where Peaches and Viktor roast Jeff Bezos wedding protest mannequins. One’s floating down a Venetian canal holding an Amazon box. You can’t make this stuff up.