Ep 202 9/16/12

In this episode: our review of The Expendables 2 (2012) starring Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, lots of guns and people getting shot, even more blood and gore, Dolph Lundgren's chemical engineering degree coming in handy, Chuck Norris facts, Van Damme's accent, the high number of Indiana Jones references, "classic" combat, our ideas for the next sequel, the trailer for Seven Psychopaths (2012) ripping off David Spade's Lost and Found (1999), a 100-year-old locked safe in Rob's basement, world champion safe cracker Jeff Sitar, opening the safe on the air in a future episode, Nintendo Power magazine ceasing publication (1988-2012), Rob's attempt to sell a huge crate of old issues, being duped into buying bad video games by Nintendo Power's previews and reviews, Rob's dog eating cat vomit, celebrity deaths (William Windom, Tony Scott, Neil Armstrong, Phyllis Diller, and Michael Clarke Duncan), Jesse Ventura's "poisoned bottle water" conspiracy, the origin of the expression "the whole nine yards", Greg meeting John Schneider of Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville, problems getting a good picture with him, deciding what items to get signed, Greg's home-made Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake from 1982, and Weezer's rendition of the Dukes of Hazzard theme song. 51 minutes - http://www.paunchstevenson.com