Ep. 207: Two Creepy, Yet Kinda Romantic Pickup lines in a 9-Stool Root Beer Stand

Alice teaches us about the differences between Chinese language and symbols, as well as differences in sign languages between countries, including accents! Meanwhile, Doug makes a joke about Mario's penis. Other discussion topics may include: - A literally childish alien obsession - Is there anyone who uses a letter as a first name who isn't successful? - A computer literally tries to take over the episode (it's happening) - How smarmy are you allowed to be when narrating a corny joke book? - Happy birthday to the U.S. Constitution...for better or worse.