It has been silence. Set your device to silent. You cannot silence me. But I am telling you, please, please.
Is this the cold open you started? No, I haven't. You're Grinnie Green Green. I've got a different approach than today, by the way.
You're on hit me with your radical maverick broadcast of approach. Have we started? Yes, we have. We have started.
So yes, that was this is the cold open then. You said you had a maverick approach. So what is it? Oh, I'd just to start from a point where we both agree.
But that'd be so after fucking whatever 400 episodes, whatever it is, 210. Oh, exactly. 11. Because I just know this is awful.
You come on. There's no time. No, I won't take it from you. You know why it's awful?
Because it's like, I don't know where you're fucking starting. Do I? I don't know when you're starting the machine. And you're like, oh, maybe when I take something funny, then it will be.
And then otherwise. No, here's what happens. I'm about to start. I've got an intro, but ready plan.
You interrupt some asinine gobshike to be nonsense. And then we go off in a massive time. And nothing gets accomplished and we waste a good one and a half minutes. Stop looking at the clock, man.
I have to look at the clock. I'm aware of the time. Tickity tick tock. No, there's no ticking clock.
Tick tock. Right. Here's the call open. It begins now.
Hello, we like to new year. Welcome to Cheep Show. Hello, thanks, Paul. I'm Eli Silverman.
And I'm Paul Ganon. Now, hey, to start off, I got these. Well, they all sent in a PO box. Can't remember who they are.
I just wanted to say something before you move on to the PO box. This one I'm talking about when you go about call open. No, I just wanted to mention something. Right.
It looks very good. Very good. Two minutes, five seconds. I just wanted to say tick tock.
I wanted to say it's a new year, Paul. And I'm going to turn a leaf in Cheep Show. I'm going to turn over a new leaf. I've looked not to the leaf like you're picking things up in the forest.
You mean, like, as in a book, the page of a book. So you're turning over a leaf or green leaf. No. I turn over.
They made this little caterpillar on it. You know what? I'm not going to bother with this call open. I've just got to be with it.
Interrupt my interruption. Well, go on. I've decided to turn over a new leaf. We're all the inception of bad tangents.
I've decided I look back at the work I was doing. I wasn't happy with my work on the podcast. OK, Paul. So you're right.
Well, we need to stop. I was happy. I was as happy. And I'm going to bring trying this year, in this new year of us, to bring of our Lord, 2020, and a new approach.
I know my life. A new approach, and a more somber and sober and focused attitude from me. There'll be no city voices. Nonsense words here.
Right now. We all know where this is going. Don't we? We all know.
I'm just saying. That's it. Nonsense words and two perflers characters screaming, shouting. That kind of thing.
Yeah. I just want to let you know. All right. Yes.
Good. Right. OK. I'm ready for the start of this.
This might be a long and it's our first episode of the new year. People might be a what's this? T-U-J podcast all about. This is what it's about.
New listener. Absolute. That's an I nonsense. You've eaten that.
That's an I twice in two minutes. The ass and I buzz. Well, at least you've got to keep in time. That's a fucking understand words now.
I got fucking fortune cookies for open. And we could read the message out and stack them at Leel's into the episode. Well done. We did the same.
But what you want? Dark blue or light blue? Light blue. Oh, shiny.
Right. Right. This is a wonderful new flowering and let it be on us. Yes.
So I'm going to crack it open. Fortune cookie. It's by a company called Hong Brand. That's all I can tell you.
Oh, this might look off. It must be mine. I don't know how long I've been in the pack for. That's got to go back.
I was not going to just about to put it in my mouth. Yeah. Well, I can't read a thing because he likes mood lighting. So I can't read fucking shit.
Right. I'll go over there. Go over there and read it by a light. I'm going to put me torch on now.
Right. Here it is. Oh, it's my new year philosophy fortune thing. Whatever it is.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. What a fucking waste of time. What's your fucking fortune cookie? Where did you get these?
I threw in a PO box. Right. So just be grateful. Be grateful for the listenership supporting us with these.
I thought it was going to be like, oh, you missed out 100% of the chances you don't do. You know what I mean? It's not to say it's a technological yes. In two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Yeah, thanks. It's not a fortune though, is it? What I'm meant to think. Coming back to the subject of time, Paul, it's meant to make you think, well, it all passes.
It will all be in the past and I'll be dead. That's something like that. Right. So it's a fortune cookie.
I imagine to my every one dies. It's basically saying what every fortune cookie says, Paul. Everyone dies. You're basically a walking corpse in life, a zombie.
And time backwards on. Oh, my God. Happy New Year. What's your say?
Yeah, here we go. What's your say? I bet it boils down to. Yeah.
Life is meaningless and deaths very near. Present. I don't know. You are straightforward and honest.
Thank you very much. These are the worst fucking fortune cookies I've ever heard. That's the thank you, Mr. Fortun.
You are hung. Mr. Fortun. Your biscuits are great.
No, they're not. Your biscuits tell the truth. No, they don't. I've never had a more on the nose fortune cookie in my whole life.
You are straightforward. Yes. Honest. Tell us me to be honest and straightforward about something.
What happened to that pillow with a corner there? No, I'm not. No, I'm not talking to that. We're not fucking talking about that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay forward and honest. I am. Well, unfair. Six minutes, Ian.
Welcome to Cheap Show. Welcome to Cheap Show. I hate you and your fucking noodle. Pock these shoes.
People love noodles. It's the fact that Cheap Show you can have and learn to fucking accept. Cheap Show. Cheap Show.
It's the price of shit. Organa, feel like silver. To Cheap Show. And a girl and a nuzzle.
Hello. Happy New Year. Welcome to Cheap Show 2021, the Hot Yum Podcast for the youth generation. We're now with it, Daddy-O.
Oh, God. We've got to appeal to your audience this year, mate. Do we? Or we're in trouble.
Why? Because it's just, well, they're not the biggest podcast listeners. I know. I think it's people in their sort of 30s.
I don't know. It's right. I don't know. I don't know.
This is a fucking podcast, Paul. Well, hopefully enough to listen to us. What do you mean, love for millions? Two people listen to millions.
Some people listen to millions of podcasts. Yeah. They do. As in, like, they have a couple more speakers.
Different podcasts all at once. Yeah. And they press play at the same time, a war of sound. Every podcast they could possibly listen to, including ones that finished in 2010.
Winning a war with Ricky and Frank. Oh, hello. Oh, wow. And a rolling cat.
You're a rolling cat. Wow. Anyway, welcome to the economy comedy podcast. Well, we got coming up on the show.
Where we go with the bargain bins, the charity shops, the powerlands, the Great Britain, and find if there's any treasure amongst the trash. For your ears. Right. No context.
Treasure treasure treasure. Why? Why? Trash.
Right. Remember at the beginning of the episode, a little certain someone said, I forgot to give you a voice. Oh, I forgot to go. It seems like the live voice.
I'm trying to make a noise. I'm sorry. I hear we go. All right.
I don't believe you. All right. God. Yeah.
Shut up. Hello, everyone. Let's look at the window. Mm.
I don't know what episode of Rainbow is there. We have just as rain that you in a bit. I forgot my point. My point was to rain you in for your madness.
Yes. And you went to play Rainbow. I don't know where we're going. I don't know where we're going.
Which is a good thing we need to cover on the show. So well mentioned. Yeah, we do have to do a bit of that. Wicked early Rainbow LP.
The Rod Jane and Freddie and Bob Warner. Yeah, man. It's got everything. It's got instrumental Rainbow music.
Who was that famous person who was part of Rod Jane and Freddie and something before and then he went on to do something else? Wasn't it like a famous fourth-meggers? No. Wasn't fucking cheggers.
He pops up a lot of blazers you and expect it. I thought there was a whole, anyway, hello. What was the cheap show? Right.
So on the show today. Yes. We're just going to do a little bit of look through the P.O. boxes.
Who had a few interesting things. And I thought we'd have a letter that's associated with it anymore. It's all gone into the house. I'm confused with you with.
You didn't fucking entrust me. I couldn't find the letter in the box. Mate, you are about as useful as. You should.
Listen. Listen, you know you needed it. You're about as useless as an Eli Silver. Which has some kind of filing system for all the P.O.
box stuff. That's a good thing in my house. But then when you go. Why don't you just wear it like we love Captain Chaffin.
Hey, I'm not a component. So I do. And then we have this discussion. What are we going to do?
It's all the stuff. On our podcast. You bring this up. We're also doing crisps because someone very kindly sent us a packet.
I think I know where that is. Yeah. They sent us a packet of crisps. What are the crisps?
What are the packets that were inside? No, you're doing the explaining bag. Why don't you do the explaining bag then? OK, I will.
I do the explaining bag. So I do the explaining bag. I'll stop doing the explaining bag. Yes, please.
All right. OK, someone sent in. It's a product for where you make your own crisp flavors. So far, it's plain good.
And they are flavor sachees. Yeah. A number of different flavor sachees. Yeah.
And so you just need plain crisps in order to sprinkle it on. And I haven't had looked at it in detail. I think there's some suggestions where you use two different flavors to come up with a third of a cocktail of crisps. Very have a lot.
And I think we should. It should be an occasional mini segment, which is under the umbrella of the League of Snacks and Crisps, which is called. The Claps and Crisps. What was that?
The League of Snacks and Crisps. The League of Snacks and Crisps. It should be called like a lab. It should be called lab.
That's what I was going to say. Come on. Snacks and Crisp lab. Yes.
Snacks and Crisp lab. Snacks and Crisp lab. Snacks and Crisp lab. I don't know where that sounds comfortable.
Some time in the 80s, some kids show how to sound effect for a science lab. And it was bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop. Well, that's the noise of a distillate bubbling and a decur or something. But I don't know where that first came from.
And I can't find it source. Part of me wants to think it's the pink windmill. I don't know why. What are you doing?
Stop homing in on childhood television. OK? I'm alwaysiting it for you, wee. I'm thinking shut up.
Right. Bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop. Snacks and Crisp lab. Excellent.
Right. What else have we got Paul? I'm just going to get laid for the bag. I'll pee.
Oh, I've got also something else. What have you got? I've both achieved it and... Don't do that.
It's off the bike. It's off the bike. I've got to do it. No, it's off the bike.
I've got to do it. Do it. I'm sorry. Yes.
I'll select a selection later when we do the source report when we taste it. Thank you and this one's from and this was Seth Harris providing They don't any point in email say do not mention my name so far so good here. It goes Eli get ready I'm waiting hello Eli and Paul. Yes, Seth bow He's saying out he lies the best I change that so we didn't have the office of discussion I think I have a good health on the shop floor story for you a little nudge on the ego a little bit of a slight rub and touch on the bell It'll go off Listen now, sorry start the letter again.
We haven't started yet. Just a hello. So here's a story I used to work for electronic retail store selling and fixing computers curry's maple into my PC world We just don't know okay, and I don't care. That's not the tangent.
We're sorry. We're investigating No, it's not just settle down Settle down look at you and I'll touch you With me thumb and get a little bit of that pre-comp right on me finger though don't because you'll be resurrecting think characters now Copyrights associated with certain words you were using such as pre-comp. Oh, yeah, sorry right here We go in the computer part, but we had loads of computers of on display one day This guy walks in and goes to a display laptop and starts watching some music video on the internet on repeat for an hour So and that's weird, but we don't think too much of it. It's gonna be poor.
This is it stunk on product He's caught on the computer wearing the world in PC world he came on a laptop I don't like you know what that wasn't great. So well the next day he's back and watching the same video repeat and now it's a couple of hours and day three He's back but watching it on repeat for 45 hours, and now he's dancing to it. He's not hurting anyone and it's amusing to leave I'm gonna freak me out man. Well, I'm making into shop just dance for four hours same video repeat and they go Oh, it's not harm anyone.
I don't know I'd be put off coming into your store Yeah a dancing man doing this yeah, you're trying to think about which PC maybe and then just like no actually he could go off and kill someone Yeah, I like to look at HP while but there's a man doing doing the big mash potato Right next to it. I can't pull the mass sorry to be a nicotine But the mashed potatoes are dancing in the 1950s. Yeah, that's how it's weird. No, it wouldn't be a video.
It was the wrong dance Just a gang style. It's working. That's a more recent one. It's only about 12 years.
It's okay. That was four four years ago No, I can't stop But I have four years ago 2015 16 something like that continue memories. This is a real week or so after a week you just say you can't It's not that's the end of eight After a week he starts getting brave he has one window open with the music video on repeat But now it's just a cover for a second window every time he thought someone was walking by he quickly switched windows I'm sure you can guess that by now. He was trying to discreetly look at porn.
Oh, he changed Well, he thought it's not the same. It's not the same music video. No, he's got the music video one He's also got another laptop playing porn. Oh, which I didn't know you could do in PC world I think he could go on to the one of their Chromebooks just go wank box calm This is a few years back.
Yeah, probably before they had protocols. He's fucking he's fucking you know What was the internet? Well, this whole incident like one song and a lot of porn We didn't say what the song was you think if you heard it non-stop for me talking what it was we need that detail said Is it left outside alone by anesthesia? Oh, I reckon it's no genie in a bottle.
I'm a genie. Oh, no It's only something more upbeat. It's probably something more like a my gang of style Who does that? Oh, that's what I said about a week of this he finally has had enough he looks around to make sure no one's looking opens up The porn screen and squats down he pulls his shirt over his knees and drops his pants and starts jerking off Where does he live?
He left the spork stayed on the shelter. No, he ever bothered cleaning up What does he was pulling up his pants? I managed to finally tell them to never come back and we never see him again Although there was a white splodge stain on the shelf for us to remember him by whatever store this is I hope I never went in it If I don't know there was a place where you could go and wank. Oh, I'd have been there years ago This happened here.
What's the timing on that doesn't say say at the top does he say a few years ago? I was working on he just says I was working. Yeah, he used to so I think that was a few years back where that was I just had days off I used to work for it's every story about someone coming it is basically no you don't get a lot of good coming ones like that I can see why you wanted to include it in this new new year's when I've got a coffee one a while That's just funky enough carries. Well, it might have been PC world It's better if you spunk in a curry's because then you could go and swim into a car I think you're bedroom though, isn't it?
Not not having any of that. Yeah, right. Well, it's true. I don't you've used a use curry I never have actually for a lot of your miserable grace said I'm straightforward and honest.
Yeah, so I'm big enough for you know That's something I could have done. It's not outside the round with possibility of things. I might be forced to do Yeah, but and I'm honest and I'm straight forward and I'm telling you I'm looking right. I've never spunked into A curry takeaway thing or any other takeaway thing If one drop goes across the room sometimes you can't help it you know where that goes It's the butterfly effect Did you mean if you come in one corner of the house of pickles it can affect the whole I can't believe we're talking about this.
Well, what's the new year? What do you expect? Hello and welcome to crisp and snack lab The official segment so that's the big experimental sub-segment Hello welcome to crisp Shut up just the new quick quiz where you got us eat a crisp have a snack or fuck in my hand I have an envelope all yes, it's been sent by someone and it has this very interesting We're gonna start with a letter. Yeah good.
There is a letter in it. Well done Eli see So look at the letter first. No, fuck it right read it out close the morning light close hello Paul and Eli Hello here are the promised flavor packets. Yes.
I think this chap I've got this and I went send it and he did help you enjoy them Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment countless countless. He hasn't tried a cow and I wouldn't you could easily do it to Someone's the name there Chris Chris. Thank you Chris. So what has Chris sent Crawley?
177 this is new that is to it handle. I thought you're doing some kind of weird 1970s phone number thing Hello darling We've got this call with a police Oh Thank you very much, right. These are creator crisp. Oh, yeah, new creator crisp make your own flavors I'm gonna jump straight in and see what flavors we've got here talking to them.
I get fuck. I mean, you just don't talk into the bike I'm just trying to manipulate objects that in real life. Yeah, Paul. Yeah, so what's it say make sure that they are vegan I've already got a issues with fish Board with the same old Chris flavors not anymore create a crisp lets you mix a match from 10 different amazing tastes giving you Hundreds of possible flavors of the Combo they're selling on the combo.
So it says it choose your favorite. Oh It smells like noodles asshows you got steak tomato lime you can open any oven pour them into the box or what flames have they got there? They've got tide chilli. Okay cheese.
Okay interesting interesting. Black pepper. Yeah onion onion. Do you want to do this quick?
This is dull roast garlic roast garlic powder Oh, you want a bit of a mommy lime lime tangy prone tangy prone the one that made you like laugh how weird is that? It's because the word for Prawn so I just find it funny. I do know why because of an intro we have with a comedian called what's his name? And bring pong here we go.
He loves it Grine and prawn right Jimbo Jimbo, but he was called Dave Broadfield or something. He was called Barry Borma Or something Larry, but was it Gary Borma something like that anyway tomato tomato steak steak beef is a lot isn't it chicken chicken? I think that's it. I think that's you know what is a duplicate.
Oh, right good So you can have those I don't want to use the same packet. I don't want to touch what you've been titled touch difference How about we turn it into a little game then right because you need blank crisps crisp without any flavor not even salt sir Not even salt boss. We prefer not salt because you want to get the I presume these richly came to take Crisps so the best thing you can do is what I did is I went out and bought a pack of it's miss now It's a bit so branded Smith's but it is walkers now But you see this salt and shake there was an overlap time when they still had the sniff-branding but were in fact made by Walkers, baby We've mentioned There's a Black potato crisp a little blue packet of salt and you shook your own salt on that's why when you buy crystal they salted it's because they have been already Salted yeah, you love that. Yeah, but it's like it's one of those things that you only realize after years and years Yeah, I think that makes sense, but only because it used to be a hat to show I just think ready so they are they're ready And they're so it's you know, I love that.
They're like they cooked and salted That's the purest half of all Christmas. It's the Rosetta stone off of Chris. So that's so potato. He isn't it I don't know.
I don't know. I'm gonna stick with this now. What flavor would you like to take? There's ten how about we pick two each?
Yeah, but then how are we gonna do like a mix? Well, that's what I'm saying we mix it ourselves. So you pick X and Y and I pick B Then are we gonna give a it's just a bit of fun. It's the lab bias with a lab just experiment still like some kind of rigor So I'm a little bit of fun.
It's a lab which is a nice happens then well I'd like to at least to begin with taste some of these purely as is poor because then we know how good they are once you start mixing She I don't want any of these I don't see the point takes an all ten of them right well just pick I'll taste three Oh, what the top ones that we should taste she's cheese cheese beef Thai Thai Yeah, it's the tangy prone So I can't taste the tangy prone first you're gonna taste a little bit on it. Oh, no I'm gonna put it on my crisps you're gonna put it on the whole time to give it the half full shuffle man I'm gonna sprinkle it on give it the old with a shuffle Or then do it and all your putting and get a proper half of it. Oh baby. That is pure out of half on the tangy prone It's pure prawn cocktail.
Oh that to me smells like like kecchit flavored crisps. Oh, yeah, doesn't it though? It doesn't smell good man. What is a prawn cocktail?
What literally is a prawn cocktail as a dish? Yeah, yeah, it is a prawns cooked prons obviously in rose Marie Source and it's all mixed together. Yes, that's it and so cold. Oh God and it smells taste like that I've never had it obviously so I don't know because you said ketchup rose Marie is essentially just mayo and ketchup, isn't it?
Oh, there's variations, but it's just a sort of ketchupy sauce weird That's what I'm talking about in the 70s. I like it. I got a little thing about it. It's nice I know you watch all those shows I watch a long book.
There's all these episodes We like they're eating food 70s glamour food gourmet food and it looks like fucking more everything looks like it's falling out of a jello casing Yeah, that's what's the thing you know, you know, it's a big jello sort of everything's wobbly and big listening yet and pink and the way He's to put talk about fruit with me. There was that was the era of if you're through in all sorts of me Turkey didn't have to Orange is an 11 up it's a what's on fit. That's the fucking anything. It was like this is a gourmet off You gotta put an apple in it.
I can't do it. I'm kind of jelly thing. Yeah, cover it in fucking pistachio jelly But actually prawn cocktail is nice. They are a few dishes and I like a you know, I love it's an avocado in the great Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go with you on that.
Yeah, yeah Right, so I've shuffled a huffle powder. So you've done it's made a packet of crap. Now that all right it smells well like prawn cocktail now Well, yeah, but that's why I'm not interested in just putting one flavor back. How well these work, you know in terms of Well, how well it tastes.
It's there for the purpose of the day. I need a salt. Don't need it. No, you put it Yeah, they take like prawn cocktail Chris.
Well, that's where that's pointless. We should have stopped mixing these up Which is right, so I'll pick one and then you pick me another flavor I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with steak to start with beef. Maybe what they're just a sea curtain Flavor just no there's no beef curd flavor I'm not gonna shake it on my crisps or who wants a pack of foamy cock crisps Oh, I do but you'd have to have foamy flavor and cock The steak Oh, I was like bawlveral oxo cubes. Oh, yeah, that is just basically what these people have done They've isolated the flavor molecules that people use to make risk with it's almost like a ring you might say yes But it's almost like like I don't want to know this much like this much information Like the magic is dying It's like putting the extra features on DVDs of how they make your favorite films like oh the make sure to fly around I'm gonna see behind the curtain.
I've got cheesy. Don't be dick. Yeah, I know Paul But what about what about the hang on? Oh?
It smells like a cheesy night. Yeah, it smells like pure almost silver I object when I have to smell it. Oh, that's always got a bit that vomiting. Yeah, yeah, Parmesan II That's it they molecule in parmesan that makes it smell like that is also present in vomit Yeah, it's so some crying doesn't it I make it no no no what is that cheese that's made from like Snomik Ryan or something what they use the rind of this animal stomach.
I don't know No, it's not parmesan. I thought it was maybe it's but I don't know Did you see that maggot cheese? Yeah, I mean what's the point? I'm some people like it because it's really with maggot Paul is huffling and shuffling and getting all the powdered of beef and cheese What's the half-life Paul once you've done that?
It's not great. It's kid smells like meat that's gone off Well, I'm gonna taste it though for science. I like this is like yes for science. Yes, because it's a lab.
It's a very serious place Doesn't actually taste that bad. Yeah, probably quite nice. I got a cheeseburger flavor. Yeah, but it would be yeah Yeah, cheeseburger.
This is like steak and cheese. That's all right. That's quite a nice umami It's kind of thing. You know what I'm impressed with these is they have they're very accurate.
Yeah, so far They're exactly like Chris. You want to try and do one more baggage one more baggage quickly. It's a back for you Oh, you got one. There we go.
Right, so you pick a flavor now pick a flavor for you. Oh, you're gonna do it I'm gonna do a mix now. Yeah, so I pick one flavor now pick a little bit tomorrow. I pick in that case I will go with tomorrow.
Don't do something nasty lime chicken, Thai chili black pepper When you say what's up tomorrow tomorrow? Tomorrow to a line. Oh, baby. I like that.
It's not that interesting. That's all tomorrow to a line It's like some kind of healthy soup. You put the lime in the christmas. They both they're both ingredients of a dispatcher.
Oh, they I don't know What we call yours a cheeseburger. It's quite creative I love it little story. What's it like tomorrow tomorrow is not good man. I don't know what I went with that That's bad.
That's the worst so far for me. Oh, you know what I mean? It's almost like it's roasted tomatoes. Yeah, it's kind of Siddick yes and overpowering right so that's going on.
It's gone on. It's too late to turn back now pull on this right Cool and then the line give the line a huff. Oh, this is gonna be a bad Chris. Oh All nine things it does.
Yeah, there goes that lime drink that just tasted of bleach and I think that was like a quite nice Cheeseburger Chris I've invented. Yeah, I think that salt and shake they use the best quality for some reason because they can't grips They can't hide behind any flavor. There's something about them. You know, you know, that's why you get that that primal crispy I think it's because they're not oily or the crust.
Yeah, they're just nice. Yeah, they're very good very good eat. Oh Eli for science. That's our catchphrase for this segment now.
That's just such a miss after your one. Oh It's just a stream is really over the almost smells like a bag of sick You smell it not as much as your cheese sashay did no. Yeah, that smell wasn't great. What what sensations are you?
Okay, actually can taste the line. I can taste the tomato. What an interesting you know, it tastes like weird This is such a strange thing to say it takes like a crisp version of a fruit gum Here we go. Yeah, yeah, you know like a fruit was the sweetness of the tomato powder with this sour citrus key of the Fruit gum.
It's like a fruit gum flavor crisp. That's kind of cool We want to call it a spatula, but now we're not I got the fruit go lime lime maynard's lime may not line round trees The round trees line my name is a wine comes that no fruit comes who did wine comes may not fruit comes Right, what was back in the last day? I actually thought they were quite nice. They were quite nice.
They were quite nice. They were quite nice. They're half wasn't very good on the No, but right, I'm gonna play these sashay's yeah I'm gonna end with chicken. Yeah, and then you pick the other flavor for me.
So chicken and what oh chicken and onion chicken and Tied chili chicken and roast garlic chicken and black pepper. Let's go for the roast garlic. That's quite a comforting smell about the chicken That's kind of kind of a bit stove thing going on. Yeah.
Oh, it's not quite comforting smell weirdly is that's why I think they're quite comforting So some day roast Paul is it just me but do rose chicken flavored crisps seem to be on the wane throughout this land of ours I don't I don't know you don't see him you never asked him you used to see him They used to be like a set like number three after salt and vinegar and cheese onion didn't they they used to be the third along like you know From the till you go there you go. Where's the chicken? It's not far. It must be close by this chicken flavor crisp And you were right but own recent years.
It's you don't see them you don't see chicken flavor crisp anymore And remember we're doing that quiz last week and it wasn't one of the big sellers chicken and we were both surprised by that Remember that as well you boring wanker. Oh, I mean it's like garlic. I don't like it That is acidically garlicy chicken and garlic sprinkle it all in your fat though for science. This is good It's like it's all powdery, so it's like doing drugs, but you know you're eating crisps You do the shake and back and put the freshness back When you crisp get a hoof your meal does do so if you want better Chris You know just what to do you do the whole thing I put those new flavors back you do the hoof is back I put the flavors back.
Oh, you know what you should run some improvisation workshops. Yeah, very good Well, here we go. I'm going in for this Rose garlic and chicken over powers it right over powers of garlic. Yeah quite considerably Hmm the garlic is more subtle than that the chicken is slightly more powerful but it complements more that work quite nicely I love yeah, what should we call that one what flavors that roast dinner granny's dinner flavor garlicy chicken granny's hot chicken Does it granny?
Why does granny always have to appear with you? I just think the idea of a granny on the cover holding a chicken going I made this let's call it brand-offs mums fuck. Please. Hey Chicken right.
All right, but we move on mother's fuck pipe flavor. Yes. Yes before we move on. Yeah from Chris all together Let's just quickly try these tackies.
I think they've been on the show before. Yes curled up corn chips Why have we got this flavor they came in the pack with a no I know but why have we decided to eat these is only particular reason I've been lying my in the room I'm trying I thought the flavor was something special. Well it is what is it? Well, you let me get to it.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. You know we started you said you know You just leave it and we can't be too long. Yeah, so what am I trying to do?
I'm trying to move us through this segment Paul? Yeah, oh podcast related. It's like a learner driver thing. You're behind the wheels sometimes But you try to I'm saying I'm saying they're just like I'm the learner.
Yeah, I'm learning to podcast from you After fucking all this time you're teaching me still wants to know Mike technique still one of those things. I don't want to hear no shit I'm sorry, but you've failed your podcast test right after what five fucking years. Yes You didn't do an emergency stop like we're talking about your fucking mouth and you didn't do it for another three minutes Tacky zombie or you point turns we go out actually alright that and he'll start I finished a metaphor for your story comedy career pushing this analogy you're pushing analogy up the hill because the engines Falling out So because you have to get to the top you have you like something you've failed the test. Oh fucking shut up Yeah, I've got your podcast license tacky zombie.
Yeah, carbon arrow and cucumber Zombie nitro flavor. Have you ever seen a crispets flirting with the um imagery death of horror? Yeah? Well, yeah, the top is like a don't go past this.
Yeah, what's that apocalypse? Can't have police tapes of design or biography. I've never seen on Chris before oh, they're a bit horror Chris before all together Tacky's do this has a very sort of 90s Doritos extreme sort of vibe as well the design. Yeah, it's like horror DC horror meets Doritos, you know, yeah 90s sort of extreme extreme extreme I think it's a nice looking pack of crisp zombie is to the 2010s what the phrase X something meant to the night Yeah, yeah extreme exciting.
These are gonna look at cucumber I think we tried some some walk lays cucumber before no, yeah, I don't remember the being very pleasant No, this is a nice of cucumber. We could only hope what's the hoof very cucumbering very very very cute. I'm not getting the chili It's there god. That's not great.
I'm too hungry. I'm too. I'm a hero and cucumber. Oh, it smells like sniffing a box of cress You probably keep cucumber with your cress.
Yeah, I'm just gonna reach in and grab some green ball. They are very green Right crunchy. I don't like that Wow What do you think it's dreamly limey aren't they? The heat is the only interesting thing about that that flavors very sharp really great.
It's very yeah, it's it's like the S. The Anderson drink in bottom it pulls you gums back over your teeth It's got such a kind of sour very sour like a sweet is the aftertaste I quite like but that first bite I doesn't do anything for me. They pack a punch. Well, thanks for those crisps.
Do you like them? I did but you're taking them back With you takis that's it we we can now close the lab mr. Silverman ready So we have to now go for the process of making sure all our equipment is turned off. So what you doing?
You won't be holding your chest in pain if you didn't stick 20 fingers of fucking takis down your mouth It's giving me I can literally feel it giving me heartburn as it goes down into my stomach You should just have one like I did instead of fisting of I love them. I love takis I have to say it's like a sour going start sweat from the heat and it's all sour you salivating Have a few more than you turn into David Bellamy I'd never turn into David Bellamy I know you're like all the cackies all the grumbly grumbly grumbles up Is it just in slow Eli time is it no? I mean everything I suppose in sort of Eli right there's some sources now No, no, no sources now if you can do sources in three minutes we can crack up There's one source I did want to try all right. So it's also sources for port do do do do There's a source that's been on my Stop it all the time.
So so so so so so so so so But it's not that's not the song of the solution. That's a studio by Phil Collins. It's it's different enough that we use it from enough So so so so so what about this go on? You've got nothing.
I'm yeah, you got nothing you're hoping inspiration will come I know it didn't I literally saw your eyes check out Oh, I got it now go on what about this one poor go on I can feel it coming in the source report tonight Yeah, you know do do do do do do do do do do do I can feel it I know that's what I'm in in the source report tonight. You're coming in the source. Yeah, I am I can feel it I can feel someone's coming myself tonight. I can taste it so much I've been waiting for that moment.
Oh, you take a perfect. Oh my life. I'll fill Right what I wanted to try for yeah interesting flavor combo that I hadn't seen tried before yes What is it could say it was pointless, but maybe it's very nice. This is flips or some sauce habanero soy I've never seen that before in your life.
No, it is unusual. Thank you ever sent these sources. Thank you They also sent those hackies. Yeah, and also four sources all look excellent There's Mary Sharp's two Mary Sharp's and two of these flips But this one jumped out at me board will pick some people on the website So they're not completely left out of the game.
They'll be going on my food good as opposed to what other sources other sources going on Other sources. Oh, no, no these sources will be going on my food. Yeah as opposed to what I don't know Angel dust on my food. No, I'm not I'm supposed to what other sources no other food happen.
What could be on my food little men little men who come Coming my room at night coming your food. No, they go on my food. I come on them Come catch a man they come at night Right and we're gonna have a taste of this flips looks like good and let's just do the carrot test quickly because it isn't Yes, how much carrot in it is the higher the Recipe carbon arrow peppers first ingredient. Yes soy sauce vinegar sesame oil citratic and seasonings.
There is no carrot Which is a fantastic sign? Well, my other question is gonna be are there spicy soy sauces in general? Or is that just something you don't get a lot of well? You don't because they're usually completely separate categories of sauce, right?
Yeah, you can have both on something definitely So people generally of these people at flips obviously for hey, I love soy sauce. I love hot sauce I love hot sauce. Let's make a hot story and it's the first time I've ever seen well I'm looking forward to it and it looks like it's gonna be a good one because they're like they said I like the texture to it. There's no padding out with Well, that's a very good over there.
Oh, yeah, the sauce sir catch any dribbles. Oh, that's enough. Oh interesting smell mostly soy Then you get kind of back with it. Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, right. I'm going in. Oh Oh, it's nice.
Yeah, yeah, the soy flavor is long since gone by the time that he takes over. Oh, it's a very warm flavor Oh, I like that a lot. It's basically watery sort of soy with little you can taste the actual chunks of carbon arrow pepper in there Yeah, that in a noodle in the broth of a noodle. Yeah, that'd be excellent I'm gonna use that in the noodle whoever sent these these are top quality sources.
Thank you very much and the tackies Oh, I am actually really impressed with that. Oh God, I'm not too much I'm actually my most delicious sources I've ever tasted really well. Oh, that's how you got coming from Mr. Silver It's hot as a bastard.
That's like my son rice as well. Be lovely on rice, wouldn't it? Yeah, and so it's more all purpose and that all fucking purpose Source you got that was weird. It was wet bread.
It was wet bread. Yeah, brown wet bread with some sugar Spoffy bread not spoffy because it's a spot guys as we've discussed before yeah You can't keep Spoff wet like that it jellies up and it's part of the process of when a man makes a baby with a lady Tell me more daddy. Well, you go up a chuff of spunk goes all hard hardly hardly hard all round the egg forms a shell daddy No other swamps can get through that shell daddy. Who's this man talking to me?
I don't know about Ray Spoffincans come over here walk away. Yes, daddy. I walk away. Don't look him in the eye Bill donut you are monster seems from the early life of Bill down is no early life of Bill donut It's now only life of Bill donut.
No, but it was disturbed to a very disturbing degree. We don't agree on that I Know I Thought I Sing a song I don't mind you my pool no, I don't mind at all you go ahead. Yeah, I don't mind you don't mind pull really go then it's about washing Dishes take it away. Take it away.
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Oh, it's past that is go down a couple of carriages What's that big pepper hamster? No, don't just keep walking past that right to the end. That's not happening till later in the year Go down there Bill you can use the equipment Oh, that's what it is nice to song. I didn't think it was The lab no, it was not the lab was it yes, the source report and the lab yeah two separate mini segments for you like two Bollocks two very mini segments that one of the two bullets full two mini egg bollocks chocolate mini egg bollocks The next segment is the nice big thick wang don't press the button after that you Say something funny right now.
I can't I can't do it I Remember back Paul back from the sound effect now. It's we had a very successful couple of segments so far Yes, I'll also ask you yeah, how happy are you with the segments we've done so far three three out of five three out of ten I'm a three out of one out of three out of three. This is right. You've gone with the improvisation technique here Yeah, I'll just say the same word and say the same word.
Oh just copying me. Yeah, no, that's brilliant. I got nothing I really got nothing. I wanted to mention tackies again.
That's what we're gonna talk about Chris addendum is that right addendum addendum Addendum Chris addendum Chris so apparently there Want to talk about something yes, I'm Chris crispy addendum. That's my name and I know Crispy addendum I'm Chris Initial p addendum I do this I am I can't I'm not doing anything it's my name I Please is good I hang out here because I hear this over the corner other characters around here. No, there's no more character I can do the dishes and stuff. We've got some of the dishes.
We're all right. Oh my god I just want to do a quick addendum before the final segment of the show What's going on? I sit down there. Yeah, please do just to let you know right the call comes through yeah, it's Chris You don't have to move anywhere you like But what I wanted to say back to the tackies, but yeah Wow, I love segment.
I love about it. Get on I love tackies. I love that the zombie flavor cucumber and herb and error So yeah quite your beta 1999 it's a Mexican company and they are famous for doing extreme flavors called stream nitro explosion And it's mainstay flavor which is wiggle or fire. Yeah, they're hot and they become very popular now What a one thing nitro means sour.
Okay. I mean the thing is they're all known for having really intense flavors Those are nitro zombie fucking tacky to zone by nitro bar cell a subsidiary of the group O-Bimbo company Well, the largest baking company's group O-Bimbo group O-Bimbo. It's what it's called good all Bob Imbo And they're not well known compared to the company's like Nestle and her she despite being quite large. Yeah Interesting though tackies worked its way to consumers hearts and minds through small stores and gas stations becoming popular with the teenage crowds It's bisonous and those daring each other to try the snacks some concerns though about tackies have been made I'm saying high amounts of citric acid.
No shit. They're so sour. That's that yeah, that's in baby And they're having claims of younger people and children getting stomach sickness from going past their limit with how many they can eat at once Yeah, baby regardless of danger real danger But it's a massive fan base. Yeah, because they have unique and innovative in innovative snacks.
They are it's really good I have to say I was in totally enchanted. I once you start you get into this whole sort of heat sour pain relief cycle with your We're salivating in between and then you just want to go back. It's this cycle go it literally says he has to say it says Some have suggested that the tendency for tackies to be spicy and sour creates an urge to keep on eating they so do in contrast to more cheesy based products Yeah, because that's true. I think with the cheesy snack you can kind of I know now I want and with that particular flavor Which has got cucumber.