Dun du dup-duh-duh-duh-duh-duhh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh CB It's time for a cheap show It's the podcast bout economy From the house of pickles The placemels of an STD Aw, calm on Oops alright Oh, the funky one with spores That appears underneath the skid of fools Laughter When you're listening to a cheap show It's the Spuffy softie good time Oh, juicy good time We'll have a packaged bar Ranchy time D-da-da-da-da, d-d-da-da-din Ba-da-da ba-dum-da-am Ba-da ba-dum-da Oo, lacks the Prize Who the extended, Jaz Ben H-weel have us for be time. I've got what so my knobs. What Fred says? What's he saying?
He goes, Will, no, you're meant to say, I'm separating what's on the knob. Welcome to TV show everybody. Everybody now. Eli's this is better because we have tried this this cold open before I did really well.
I just stay on this. I stay on this energy wave with you. Yeah. And say to the listenership, you've been drinking everybody's on drinking.
You're a good thing to get through the day. I wasn't. I've been drinking drinking inside USA. I've been drinking.
I'm feeling very musical now. I'm feeling very musical. Half-hour listenership has already turned off. Stop in the name of love before you lose every single person who could like this podcast.
You're drinking Desperado. Okay. Two questions. Right?
The first question. Yes. What is it you like about the poster that stuff? Oh, I don't really like it.
Why are you getting it all the time? Because it's cheap. Yeah. What's the second question?
That's it. I just wanted to set up room for next one in case I thought of one. Well, you make your big announcement about how you're all level headed and sober a bit more whiz and if you want to make it last week to the cold open, everybody. Yes.
I am approaching this pod with a much more professional workman like and sober attitude this year, Paul. I'm focusing on doing research on anything that's we're going to do the show about. I will do extensive research. I've actually hired a researcher.
No, you haven't. I go. We're not. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to cheap.
I'm drinking whilst you're drinking Desperado. I think this is emblematic, Paul, of the difference in our attitudes going forward this year. I'm drinking Korean Red Bull and it tastes like medicine. Right?
Whereas here's your own Desperado. We literally Norwich city center pavement fuel. The interesting thing is that things that a lot about our relationship. One, you're chugging things to stay focused because you don't have focus and I'm killing the inner term or that burns within me like a thousand flames of sadness.
Oh, play the little fucking play the tune. Play the violin. Play my twangy banjo. Yes.
I'd play my goop trombone. Be careful. You'll split your banjo. I will twang my banjo.
Welcome to cheap show. I hate you and your fucking noodle posse. And the cheap show you're going to have to learn the fucking it set. Cheap show.
Up, round, round, round, round, round, round, Cheap show. It's the price of chite. Or get it. And a girl and a nuzzle.
So, Paul, what have we got coming up on Cheap show this week? We have a reasonably packed show. We have a price of chite sent into us from the PO Box world of Earthless our fuck horse. You know, what, so why is it when I do centers?
I can't keep them simple. There's always this protracted merry go round of verbal garbage. Yes, you start with too many dangling participles. Well, I shall talk them in.
And they are rather like dabbling. Dabbling, babbling with people. What are you gonna say? dangling wagons and yes he's a scrap right good so this wisdom comedy attitude that's all he got straight to oh so shit yeah you are you are thank you oh i've got that on record now i'm so shit oh god i can't think of anything what you do that's good yeah you're right i'm fucking anything i say it's so labored and fucking pointless so let's make the most of it we have a pack show so we do have a price of shite that's been put together for us it's a surprise of shite and uh the question we play against each other's the answer is field there are opportunities yes but patuanage here is going to be quite patuanghing i will rub my patuani i will froth up my patuani you'll fuck right see so that red ball's doing all right you know i'm good i thought he's done two thirds very mediciney all right and then we are all so that be be vitamin taste do you know what i mean that kind of niacin taste oh baby you can sniff it i have a little half of this korean oh yeah it tastes like cowpole whatever it is that cowpole yeah it's got a slightly kind of fake banana smell to it yeah i love it you hate the fake banana don't it yeah i'm not a big fan of mine do you want to know it's not that reminded me i just don't like the taste of it in the same way that you don't like the taste of everything you don't what don't like the taste of actual shit ladies lips i don't like the taste of ladies lips you don't like the taste of lady lips what do you mean what i never you're trying to say now i never get late do i just say you're are your penises like a scab scab dimension penis is that you're gonna say it's like a scab like the way that a scab is raised off the surface of a skin that's how big you're an obis well like a big like a fungal yeast patch on a scab your penis looks like a piece of badly carved wood merchandise sold in a shit you never seen it in store i haven't seen it but i can only imagine oh you imagine my penis is like a king layer at night yeah tossing turning it's like a close beat mostly tossing and i think about all the things we do with it and i think about it honestly oh it's like a close beat oh it's like a feather oh it's like a feather oh on a beach ball right so no more korean red bull oh i might finish it off mate and the second second segment of the show is going to be a kind of paul's page turn because we've got something that's quite interesting and i think it's worth diving into a little bit of a paul's page turn a little bit of a paul's page turn so that's what's coming up on the show say however before we get any further remember we had those kickouts last week we had several i've still got the cheesecake one sitting on the desk and the house i think i didn't like it i know so i got i got extra one so this one comes this was sent us on instagram from charlie vk and charlie says hello there paul and elai hope you're both doing well hello charlie just listen to the latest episode this is probably the most boring trivia message you'll ever get but wanted to let you know that the ghost stroke halloween kitcat you tried was actually supposed to be apple pie flavor oh so you were both saying it was fruity and then elai said was cinnamon was probably spot on it was oh that was delicious that was interesting one i had took one of those home later yeah the next day i didn't have any food in for breakfast so i just had about six of those kitscat they put great life you know lovely um also in japanese kitcats they often have they often have gaps the right messages on them because they give them to do to a book i also can put a little message like you could you could use them as trick-or-treating treats can you yes you could write happy halloween or this one's got razor blade in or or or come around the back and i'll just sort you out you know you're like a horny dad they're giving out for good exams as kitcats sounds like kittokatsu in japanese which means shorter win or thereabouts no idea if it's interesting but there you go very interesting thank you yes it is actually very interesting so they're little tokens they're little good luck tokens and sweets and they got funny flavors yeah and on reflection that was probably the most interesting flavor the pack the apple pie one if it was apple pie well i don't know interesting i thought that sparkling wine the cheese they were interesting yeah that's true but they were made horrible but the apple pie was sweet sweet it was lovely it was absolutely tasty purpley oh purple flavor non-noms you love it yeah you love it you love it now yeah well i can't know any more other kitcats we did last week this is really regurgitating stuff i just thought the cat's thing is it's just you're fucking trying to remember what those kick-cat fucking flavors were we had apple pie cheesecake sparkling wine don't do this you know is what one with a bear on it or something don't do this don't do what list things from last week i don't have nothing yeah we don't want to list things next week or next week we'll talk about your platters that you want to talk about oh next week we will be covering is this the worst ever yes this is we're just we're just trading water is this trading segment i don't know i don't know i think we need to go to drastic measures do what i don't know oh he's coming what's he doing oh he's brought the is that the is that the herald i brought the comedy horn all right so so what's going to happen is you're going to say something and every time i think it could be made funnier i'll use the comedy horn okay right so here you go i shall give it a go just give him on logon just do you go on along yeah give us a little one oh i was walking down the street uh no i tripped over i hurt my head i didn't think that was funny oh it's not for you to it's because i've got the comedy horn yeah here you go it's not i'm gonna have to walk down different street like go down different street right oh my name is mr wednesday oh terrible arse he's worked it in what's that horse over there he's got flappy mouth i call him my neighbor now this is officially the worst episode this is like wow what it's gonna it's come to an end it's ground to a hole has it the whole show is grounded a whole book could be so deeply i like that i feel invaded we need a project or something well why don't this year we do something big what's the biggest thing we could do as a podcast we could do ayahuasca what's that that's where you go into the amazonian rainforest and you find a shaman and he gives you a drink of ayahuasca which is two separate plants and then what happens go on a trippy trip do you yeah hold on is this nothing i've seen no pencil gone oh is this the thing i've seen in the country i'm reading the jungle i can see with the eyes of the panther like that i'm not going to the jungle with you like that no i did it once and i was like yay yay yay yay yay yay like all claws coming out my hands not real claws no i know it's not a mindful kitty but every time i've seen those on documentaries like some guy takes it he goes oh i'm seeing through time it's amazing and then he spends four days vietly being sick and screaming and like skins on fire i go it's not worth it is it's not great yeah i think it's worth it Just to speak to God.
No, because you might tell you fuck off. Fuck off. I've always got so many questions. Oh, shut on me, cloud.
Oh, shut on the cloud. Do you mind looking off? Because I'm God. And that's what they're doing for the next four days when they're facing.
They said people are having hallucinogenic free God's food cloud. Well, that's good to know. And you're right. But also Paul, on a more serious note, I was to get is the psychoactive element is DMT and DMT is present in all human brains.
But the other plant that I was to go is a vine plant and this flower, I think, that has the DMT in it. And the combination of them both. Yeah. OK, so it prolongs the experience.
Yes. Whereas some other tribes, they have DMT snuffs. And if you snuff a big thing of it, you're up for 15 minutes and then off again. You can smoke DMT as well.
Like those totes. The totes that you get to secrete on a windscreen. Yeah, and you lick. No, and you literally give it the needle on a windscreen.
And it goes, oh, he can't. And it goes, what are you talking about now? Why have you gone to totes on windscreen? You don't lick them.
I'm trying to say don't lick them. What do you do? You either. You've got to agitate it.
And it secrete the thing. Right. And if it's on a windscreen, you can just use one of those icing, the squeegee once it's dry. And then sit down and pipe.
That's DMT as well. Right. Short acting tripping in. Is that what they call you?
They just call me short. They call it your short acting tri... Marine. I don't know.
You're doing a fucking Alan Partridge there as well. Well, maybe. A little bit. Yes.
You know what? This has been the worst episode ever. Well, we always say that. No, this might be the one.
LAUGHTER And it's a fucking price to shine. It's a fucking price to shine. Oh, it's a fucking price to shine. Oh, it's a fucking part of shine.
That's right. I'm a punk interpretation, no? Yeah, punk. I like this.
OK, thank you very much, Paul. Now, is the price out of Dell Shaito? It's what we all come down here for, Paul. Get the prices, get the prices, get the prices of the Shites.
Yes, the Shites are on the price. Stop drinking that. Korean Red Bull. It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
I know. But unfortunately, now I'm looking at... It looks like I'm looking at... El Precise Chai, say it.
Cockney Charlie Manson. It's what you look like right now. El Precise Chai, Paul. Let me be the letter.
Let me be the letter. You fucking need to calm down. Right. Hello, Eli and Paul.
I hope you're both doing well. Hello, there you go. So we've got a big box. I'm going to tell you in a minute.
Well, I want to say hello to you. Alright, well, it is Mark, known as Kamikaze UK on Twitter. So he sent another big box in full of goodies for us to use and thank God, because as you can probably tell, I'm in trouble. We're struggling for content.
Right. So here's what... Basically, he got a off-brand brand off in there, but we're going to say that for a future episode, because he's got baked beans, different types and brands and... So we should do that when we can...
We're going to brand off off, brand off, brand off, brand off. Paul, well, discussing off-brand off. Yeah. Eggs.
Right. It's been there in front of us this whole time. Eggs. Off-brand, brand off eggs.
We just eat a load of different types of eggs. I will blind taste test eggs. You know what? It is interesting.
Wait, boil, scramble, try it. No, because you get knock off, don't you? He's going to eat raw eggs. Not raw eggs.
Yeah, boil them or whatever. Alright. Well, how do you... You boil a bunch of eggs and what you've done to the price for content.
I think the last thing we should do is spend 15 minutes falling out. Off-brand, off eggs. No. Yes.
This is not an egg podcast. It fucking seems to be something anti-egg podcast. No, it's not. It's not.
You go, oh, it's up your bam, or you're dicking it or something. Yeah, because you probably have it on his eggs. Aren't bam eggs and aren't sex eggs and aren't up your ass eggs. Just normal eggs of the chicken.
Hello, I'm Eli Shillman. This is my pro egg message. I support this message. I like eggs up my bum.
I fuck up. No, no, that's what I'm trying to say. You do. Paul.
Yeah. Because I've heard somewhere. This is the thing I want to put to the test with our egg special off-brand brand. I can't let eggs special.
No, boring that is to hear. Eggs special. It's depressing. No, no, everyone wants it.
Would you go to this show if you saw nothing about it on a post on a club wall? Yes. Would you go immediately interested in that? Especially if you had reviews like this is excellent.
Five stars. You won't be able to crack this one. No, the poster is literally tonight. Midnight.
Egg special. Would you go? Yes. I'd go very interested.
I'd take my galoshes in case there was any eggs flat. I'd probably take some kind of kagool or something. You know, something that could just keep it all off. You want something white clean?
Do you remember when we were in Edinburgh and we'd gone to snacks with an egg? Yeah. And we got a big sort of breakfast bat. We put egg in.
Black Pud and bacon and egg. And we were running to get to the venue to show that day. Just so people listening know, when he goes wig, he mostly means him. No, you were ahead of me running ahead of me.
That way? Yeah, something happened when we needed to get up to the venue. Which was about 20 minutes walk from the other way. We both bought breakfast bats from this place called snacks.
We were walking along eating them. Literally. The soft fried egg. Biscorted.
Oh, I thought I could even saw it. And you just muffled it after. Yeah. Because there's nothing you can do.
And you're going to have a whole egg. And you performed the whole show with the yolk of an egg upon your chest. Yes. Because on my coat.
It was on your patented. It was grim. Anyhow. I heard a top chef saying that all eggs taste the same.
So if it's free-range organic posh, you know, we get these posh chest of browns. What they're called. Battery hen. They're called moon on brown.
Or what they're called. They're called moon on room. Maurice oranges or something. No, not his name.
Chesterfield nom nom. Yeah, these are all horses in the eight, fifteen and chest. I think of everything. I think all week I think, yes.
My brain works fine. I think about things and facts come to my head. And I sit down. Look at you.
There's nonsense talk. Yeah. I don't know what it is about me. So eggs and almonds fancy.
Is that what it's called? No, that's the name of that weed. Gordon's folate. Paul.
Yeah. Okay. So jumbled down farm. Chestnut marans.
That's what they're called. Okay. Hazelnut biscuits. They do have different colour jokes.
Right. So this will be blind taste. That's what brand office. Apparently they're indistinguishable.
So it's very on mark on brand on message for cheap show or brand off. So you go to Santa's place, whatever. You get their cheap ones. You get their fancy ones.
And then you eat three eggs. And I taste three eggs. Eggs special. Yeah.
We'll call the episode, expo. We could do other things with eggs as well. The bomb? Well, you'd have to do poppers to get it up.
We'll do. We'll do. That was big on the scene. What scene?
The gay scene, really. I thought it was like, how do I do this? Paul. Have you ever heard of poppers making your full bad music?
Animal nitrate. Yeah. Right. So you do it right just before, you know, before party time.
Yeah. I used to enjoy them because you did ya! I just enjoyed doing them by themselves not to sex. But they give you a massive headache when you honk like a bottle of the hank.
Right anyway, pr cycle show. You're eating eggs so I've got your words. Expedial. Yeah.
Yeah. We'll do an egg special. We'll charge you getting the eggs. I will source those eggs to make for very special places.
I've got a dog egg. But what do you think like boiled will be the best way? Because then you can do it before we start recording. It can't be boiled because the only way to keep the overall flavour across the three is the same.
Because scrambled one might be too salty, it can be too salty, it can be too salty. You're not going to pretend that one might be burnt the other one. You've got to keep it boiled. You've got to do it.
All in the same pan for exactly the same amount of time. Exactly. How are you going to know which egg switch? You have some kind of permanent marker.
Oh, okay. All right. If a car does something for each one. Yes.
Or you could sign it. Or you could put little words on it. Daisy. Yeah.
Or a little face. Or Randall. Yeah. That's better.
My name is Basil Doon egg. Oh, talking of characters, Paul. Yeah. Yeah.
There's a bit of a log jam. No, we got all those last week. I flushed them up. No, he's been hanging around.
No, he didn't. He's been hanging around Paul. No, he hasn't. They flushed them all out.
I saw when I was on my way over it. There were no survivors to put them. No, Peter V. No survivors.
No survivors. No computers wrong. Put the computer on. Hello.
Hello computer. Hello. Do a live form character, live form scan of the whole part including the outer segments, please. Doing it now.
Okay. Thank you. Paul, did you hear that? Thank you computer.
Me, you. Stand by computer. Stand by. On standby.
Thank you. I love you too. No. So, Adam, that's me, you.
So, who's that on the ship? Inchman. Bill Doenock. It's Chris B.
Chris B. Adam. He's very keen, Paul. To do what?
Just to be involved in something, you know. What can he do? What does his USB? Well, look, I don't know what they get.
I think Bill is a bit of an indentured slave to an inchman back there. He does everything he's getting on. He's doing a lot of work, Bill. And he's not looking good.
I think he's thinking to get through the workload. Yeah, I keep going to the low and I open the fucking, you know, the drawers. Get some soap out or whatever. There's huge bottles of vodka in there.
Yeah, no. Who's that, Bill? They must be Bill. I think we've been inchman.
Inchman doesn't inch, you just say, give me an inch and he's happy for literally weeks. Yeah, no. For whatever reason. Bill's just been like a bit of a talk of time and he's been thinking of it.
He's been on life. He's been having a bit of a talk of life. A bit of a talk of life. A bit of a talk of life.
A bit of a talk of life. It's difficult for you to hear, Paul, yeah. Fuck him out. No.
And then we get Chris P. Addendumit. He's a young man. He's not.
He'd probably be able to handle enchman's demands or maybe stand up to enchman. Why is enchman going to watch Lebron? He's watching Lebron through the slit. Is that why you don't go to the bathroom after midnight?
Because you have to go past his room. Yeah, he gets the night terrors, Bill. Does everybody call you Tom? He's playing one bathroom in Lebron.
Paul, it's quite disturbing, I'm warning you. No, okay, it was playful. He's quite disturbing, yeah. You say he's not having night terrors.
He's having destructive night terrors. I think there's some kind of, sounds like he's going to the toilet in the bedroom as well. Just listen, see what you think. Oh my God.
See, it goes on like that. He's having no terrors. So all I'm saying is think about it, okay? We can't, we need to get help with anything.
Look, I said to Chris that he could pop in, right when we're doing the housework at the end of the episode. And then what are you going to do? Don't want to say hello. He just wants to say hello and say what he does.
He's the hip-yong thing to die and to get the kids involved. Yeah, he's pretty bland, actually. But you know, maybe he'll develop. Is he an Instagram or something?
I don't know. I think he's an edge lord kind of a face. I think he's, yeah, he's very media and English. I think he's got it down.
So, okay, let me help us with the media social media side of it. He goes, yeah, that's a good side. 12 minutes in, here's the fucking abbas clove, he popped off off. Off, off, off, try that again.
12 minutes in and we haven't even played the price of the Shites, oh yeah. Let's get into it. Let's do the theme string again. It's the Frankie Price of the Shites.
No. Stop, I'm not doing it. It's the Frankie Price of the Shites. Oh, it's the Frankie Price of the Shites.
Oh, and that's why Daddy drinks. Paulie's drinking. Come on. Read the letter, Paul.
I'm ready. Here we go. I'm going to go to the charity shop and here. These however were chosen by my other half as they were closed at the time.
Obviously all the charity shops are closed at the moment, which is why we're having to all sourcing things for the episode. Such and things and such. Prices this time are a bit wider. So, we've got some prices with five P's, rather than 50 P's and one pounds from the last two that I've sent.
There are eight items and the exact price of all eight is seven pounds. All right. Shall we begin? Well, we haven't decided on the appointment of the Pluis.
Two Pluis for getting spot on, one for being 25 P out either way of the actual price. And there's how many items? There's eight. No bonus per twins to be had anywhere?
No. We're not doing bonus per twins. No. The answers for this have come in a little seal envelope piece of paper, which as you can I want you to educate this has been sealed with a tape paper now Paul and I'm going to adjudicate very soberly and somberly.
You keep drinking. No, I'll do the actual fucking work here. It's been nicely taped in one corner Paul and you could have manipulated this in such a way. Do you think?
I mean I didn't. Who's to know who put this tape on? It could have been you. I don't know.
Oh, it's like that medical tape. Yeah, it is. It's like bandage tape. It's textured.
I'm going to open it. I'll put it in your pocket. I have my hand a piece of paper Paul with the scores for this price of shite bespoke edition conventional rules piece in our times. I'll put it in back in my pocket up there.
I can bounce it in the pocket now. Can you bounce for that? Yes, it's in there buttoned. It's buttoned up.
So now can we have the first item of the prize of shite please Paul. Now there's a few of them to get through this as quickly as we can. Here's the first one. Nothing special but here we go.
Say what you see. What I see here Paul is a fridge magnet. It's a fridge magnet. It's a fridge magnet.
It's a fridge magnet. This is a fridge magnet. You can cut a little bit. Yeah.
Snip. Is anything on the fridge magnet? It's a flat square flat fridge magnet. Some of them do have some dimension.
I've seen a half a cone. Sometimes a little villa in the south of France. Oh, you know what I mean? A little cocktail.
Yeah. A clay. This isn't that. This is a picture for each magnet.
It's square. It depicts a beach scene. There are two seagulls in the foreground. A cute little row of beach huts in the middle ground behind which some rolling green hills.
On top of that, a light house ball. What a delightful pastoral scene. I'm going to put it. I'm going to cut put it.
No, no, no, this is what we need to discuss. Who gets the guess first? We'll take it in terms. You're going to guess first first.
Just remember who gets first. So, ah, this is going to be hard. I recommend it for all dorms. We can go back and evaluate.
Seven quid. Yeah. It's from all from one charity shop. It's all we know.
It's RSP-8. I've got to try not to be influenced by you. Well, I'll go first this time. So, fridge magnet, I'm going to say conservative guess.
50p for that. I'm going to say 55p. So, Eli says 55p for the magnet. Excellent.
Wonderful start. Thrilling. If you want to see all these items, look like. Go to our website, the cheap show at CODUK.
And you'll see images for the episode at a company. This episode's page. Let's have item number two. It's a little bit of a fun.
It's a little car. Toy car. Sometimes they're quite chunky and designed. The undercarriage, I don't know what's that called that.
I could be an undercarriage or a yellow plastic. And so I was the exhaust. Green wheels I told them about the green ones. That's my favourite feature.
The chassis. The chassis. It's a nast chassis. It's a translucent, isn't it?
Yes. It's a flagship. I like this and I want to keep this for me. Eli, if I get closer on that, I have a frickold body.
I like those car tuning toy cars. That's nice. No, does it do anything? Well, it goes along.
A nice action to it. It's quite brittle, but I just think do I think the colour scheme's The colour scheme is quite nice. Kind of 90s feel to it, but I know. I know things that I see through.
Yeah. It's a nice little piece of object. So Eli, your first one is going to be 30p. 30p he says.
I'm going to go with 25p. Okay. Undercutting me now. I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing. Next item. Let's have item number three, Paul. Don't worry everyone.
If you're waiting for us to be awarded between it will be at the end of the game. All the twins will be saved before the end of the segment and not before. You know what will come with? Well, baton.
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But it would work as a rubber ducky, because it's got the squeak and you could, if you had a glass of warm water and a private moment, you could fill it with the water and squirt it. You're not. How do you feel about squirting it onto the ring piece? Well, hard to see the mirror.
Yeah, I mean, you can have a mirror. You'd have to have a mirror. I tend to have a mirror set up. I have a witness who goes, they'll be to left.
Right, a witness. And then what do they think? Do they go to court afterwards? No, I call them witnesses.
I say, I go up to the street and I say, I have to watch my board. We like to be a witness. And they go, yeah, sometimes they say no. I go to guide a warm jet of water to my board.
Have you already got them there? Well, no, because I have to have the squeeze. I have to deliver to myself. They're just there to make sure I have pinpoint accuracy.
And so I'm sitting there and they're saying, little bit to left, little bit to the right. There you go. There you go. And I say, may I squeeze?
And they say, yes, you may. And I say, thank you, mother Mary. And then it's squirt. And then I want them to go as quickly as possible.
And straight out. I literally say, go, get out now. Leave. And they go, what's going on?
I say, just leave. You've got your blood money. And then after that, I'm all right. But you don't get to see.
They've got their blood money. Do you plan cash or is it? Pay cash in hand. And it's always a different, always different.
Always a different witness. Never two witnesses the same. But there's a lot of witnesses. I can't have the same eyes on it.
But there'll be a lot of people out there. But you can watch it. Yeah, thousands make thousands. Are they forming groups for their own?
To get revenge or? No. They have to sign a contract, an NDA or something. What does it say in the contract?
Don't talk about the castle thing. Oh, item number four. Oh, yeah. Some three lie.
Oh, it's a pack of cards. It's a pack of cards. Oh, wait there. What does a price for the car?
I got the story. I got confused about the answer. Yes, the dark, have we? Oh, the dork.
Yeah, how much was the dork? Is it me first? No, it's you first. Me.
I'm going to say 75%. Oh, you can't. That's what I wanted to say. Well, you can't now because I go first as the rules.
Don't go. Come on. I go 76. We're playing very technically this week.
76. Right. Next item that you already have. This is gold play card.
Talking to the Mike Fox. Say it's not that hard. Five years. Finished.
Possibly. All right. I was looking down at the item. I'm sorry.
You look down, regard, and then talking to the Mike. Let's try that again. Right. Look.
regard. Talk. This is gold playing cards, Paul. There's the Joker.
Yeah. Oh, these actually, these are an illustrative pack that actually have courses on every card. Oh, I see. So there's a little fact to it.
I need to pick one. Oh, yeah. Very dry. Golf playing cards features 52 UK golf courses, starting course photography and information on each card.
They're like, oh, god. Who made you an audience? Aungson Spencer. This is that Christmas present.
Yes. This is a stocking filler for a grandad. Or your uncle. Or whoever is in your fucking golf.
Who decides to take up golf to get away from his family every Sunday? Because I'd like to make up golf to get away from the responsibilities they've built up over the years. Well, that's one of the reasons. It is the reason.
Why do you want to play with it? No. Who said? It's a good.
Golf is a good. He's back. He's going on a little walk, and then he's back again, and he's going a little walk, and then he'll walk, and then he'll get another walk. And then he'll get another walk.
Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Whack, whack, whack in the hole. You get out and about, eh?
Yeah. You do. I used to be the caddy for my dad. I used to go about five in the morning.
Yeah. I think you've told me this. I've never been anywhere near golf. It's depressing.
I tend to find it depressing. I used to like it because you've been getting up to Super Alien, having a flask full of coffee, and getting it for everyone else's office. It's that kind of, oh, and then when you get to the golf course, and it's boring as fuck, it's just walking. One pound 50.