Ep. 212 - Jesus Approves The Septum Piercing - 06/24/2026

On this episode of the Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches celebrates dropping nearly 40 pounds and discovers he's apparently removed the equivalent of a small toddler from his body. That leads into stories from his personal training session, where gym equipment started producing negative numbers, strangers had to navigate around him like road construction, and a simple fitness assessment turned into an unexpected reality check. Meanwhile, Viktor proudly admits he slept half the weekend away before immediately sabotaging his 30 days of sobriety with a stack of IPAs and some questionable home improvement decisions involving Govee lights.The conversation somehow spirals into whether Peaches can pull off wearing a silver chain, which quickly evolves into a discussion involving facial piercings, nipple rings, Bible verses, and a completely unnecessary deep dive into whether Jesus would approve of nose piercings. From there, the guys tackle one of the internet's greatest frustrations: people on Reddit who answer questions that nobody actually asked. That leads to a hilarious breakdown of rock star reputation threads, celebrity encounters, and why nobody seems capable of following simple instructions online.Later, Viktor discovers that Becca has somehow never watched Back to the Future or Star Wars, prompting a passionate debate about movie classics, forcing loved ones to watch beloved franchises, and why Star Trek continues to leave both hosts completely uninterested. The episode wraps up with a journey through some of the saddest movies ever made, creating the blueprint for a weekend-long crying marathon featuring everything from Marley & Me to The Green Mile. If you've ever wondered what weight loss, rock stars, Prime Day purchases, Bible trivia, and emotional movie trauma have in common, this episode somehow finds a way.