You know, I've got a great idea for the intro to this show this week. What are you going to do for the intro to this show this week? So I thought what I might do is instead of play the intro theme, I might do it a cappella. I might be this week's theme.
I might do it myself. I'm ready for this. Yeah, as long as I don't have to do this. Mate, when do I ever rely on you to do anything ever?
I'm just saying, I do. You know what, a piece of snot on the end of a truncheon. That's what you are. Shut up, cool back.
Jesus. What, I'm a fake dick. You're a fake dick with a sad amount of spews on the only. I'm a policeman's fake dick.
Like cuckoo spit on a flower. What about cuckoo spit? Did you ever gaily run through a field and stretch your hands out, a brushing a post across the tall grass? And yet your hands came back wet.
And when you looked at certain flowers, there was like a foamy, spitty residue on the flower. Yes, it's called cuckoo spit. But do you know what causes it in reality? It's not cuckoo, it's just sexy flowers.
No, I think it's some kind of a squidgy caterpillar or something. Oh, what, it's caterpillars off, basically. It goes... It goes...
And it's all bubbly, the little caterpillar mouth. Oh, yeah, yeah. Babr... Babr...
Like that. And he moves down the stem. He's moving down the stem, building a lot of bubbles. But it's all this spit is caterpillar spit.
What love you can't book that with a bit? The Spuffy Caterpillar. Yeah, Caterpillar puke products. Yeah.
And page one, open it up. Caterpillar, Josh, you're not onto a lap or page two. Caterpillar, spothin' on a rose. It's not spothin'.
It's not spothin', it's spitting. Page one, Caterpillar does a bubble of spit. Page two, Caterpillar does two. It's educational.
It's a very educational book. Right. And then on page three, three bubbles of spit from the Caterpillar then. And you see we're building a little castle of spit bubbles by the end.
And then what you can come gaily through the field with your arms outstretched and go, Oh, a cuckoo spuffed on my hand. Yeah. So you just try to avoid doing what you said you do and what we are all waiting for you to do. Right.
Okay. You get ready for this. Here we go. You ready?
Porgano. Yes. Yes. The intro to cheap show as performed by Porgano.
Here we go. Yes. Hello. Here's Porgano.
Hi, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for making noodle products. So what do you do?
That's wrong. Do you do? Do you do? Do you do?
Do you do? Do you do? Do you do? Do you do?
Do you do? Do you do? Do you do? Do you do?
Do do, do, do, do. Ever cheesy smelled be right. Do you do? Do you do?
Do you do. Do do the really cheap show. Do do. Do be right.
Do do do. Do do do. and welcome to Cheep Show, Cheep Show, Cheep Show, Cheep Show. Ah, I own that so yeah.
Hello everybody, welcome to Cheep Show, I'm Eli Silverman, Paul Ganon's here as well with me, and I'm not talking, I'm not gonna mention that. How was that? Bad. What do you bad?
You said it wasn't accurate, that's one thing. It was spot on, it was not spot on, it wasn't accurate. I'm not having that, just you just get away with doing your fucking mouth noise. Oh, I do me mouth noise in a rhythmic way, I've developed my spot-free mouth noise into a rattle, a little rattle, and then I do the rhythm on my mouth noise.
Are we supposed to applaud that? I'm just gonna move on. Yes. I'm just gonna move on and introduce the show, which I'm just trying to rest back some kind of control over the fucking opening, but no, I have to talk about Caterpillar that's spacked.
That didn't work, none of that worked, none of it. Right, you've got to be in the mood. Did a little in, Cheep Show, did a little in, did a little in, golden games. Are you really not gonna play the actual theme this week?
No. Welcome to Cheep Show, my name's Paul Ganon. This is the Economy Comedy Podcast, for your E.D. You can be in the chat with the Chaot Shops and Poundlands of Great Britain and beyond, to bring you the treasure that we might find.
What do you mean, Anne, beyond? What do you guys talk from around the world? This has not been run past me either, none of this. You said we're doing fucking...
What's the five ideas of content? You said... Has not been run past you. No, the addition of and beyond, which is a cheesy gimmick of the thing to say.
I said that before. Fucking for your art. So back before, you're all jealous because you know you can't do the Cheep Show theme tune with your mouth. I can get an answer.
No, I can. I don't care that you're trying to bug bunny me on this. I can do it. I wouldn't do it.
The fuck season. If I did it, it would be a magnificent feat of Acapella beatboxing with... All right. Who, ladies and gentlemen, today performing the Cheep Show theme on the Cheep Show podcast, is Eli J Silverman.
Here we go. Oh, no, just do this bit. We can cut this bit out. But how does it go again?
What's up with the general melody? How's it go? Mate, we've been doing this for five years. I know, it changed.
It doesn't go... Of Brennoff, of Brennoff. Getting it. It's gonna have to go with memory is...
It starts with a kind of build up and then it goes... I hate you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?
There you go. An action. Ooh, I hate you and you're fucking noodle coffee. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Of Brennoff.
Of Brennoff. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. You're just gonna have to learn to love noodles or whatever. Ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Eli J Silverman. And I got a knob. And I got a knob to clear up. And I got a knob to clear up.
And I got a knob to clear up. Was like if Jimmy candled in our theme too, Bruce Horsauer stopped, the cheap show thing for you right now. No. Addity, bib, bib, bib bib, bib bib bib bib bib.
Ooh, cheap show. Marvelous, adfier. I fed back off, I fed back off. Stop it!
Stop it now! Right, there's a serious, I knew there was something you were trying to stop me from doing, and it's a serious noodle incident. And in Newdle incident, report! Sorry just like Stoughton, but I said Noodle but it's actually sourced legal matter.
Paul, are you in this? What you want to say subsidiary of the Chief Show brand? Are you in this source report? Is this your source report?
No, it's just a question. Is it a question? Is it meant to be? Is this your source report?
No, Paul, Paul, is it my source report? It's so facto, it's it, it's one such a source report. By all means, if you have a source report, by all means, otherwise I could do the actual source report that I've actually got and you can stop talking to me. I think it's your source report.
What? I spaffed in me, Kex. That's my source report. You spaffed, you spaffed, you've done a spaff.
Yeah, lazy lazy lazy, but it's true. No, can I have? It's pancake day in my pants and I've got the batter. It's Shrove Tuesday in my underwear.
And just like pancake day, you could toss my batter any time you want into a frying pan and eat it with mushrooms. What am I doing? I squeeze my lemon onto my pancakes. Oh, you're jiffy.
I spread my pancakes out and then squeeze the lemon on. That's all source report. Yes. It's the new EI source report.
Thank you. Yes. In the Guardian newspaper, there were 30 sources, lockdown sources. What's that mean?
The sources people liked doing lockdown? It was sources which you should try. Yeah, during lockdown sources is the way that you jazz up. You jush up.
Give it a bit of a vavoom. You give it a bit of sparkle. Give your food a bit of zhajag. A bit of glistner.
I'm going to glistner this. I'm going to glistner this. You've moved from flavour to testicles. Source.
It's all source. It's all source. It's all source. Spaffy is a very special category of source, basically, isn't it?
It is a very special category. It's involving. What was it? Well, the kind of hot sauce.
I have never actually tasted any. That's that big line. You have never tasted gum. Even your own biaxidants or in a curious moment.
I've tasted my own both by accident and in more than one curious moment. So, right. I'm glad we got this out. This is not the source report I had in my whole...
I treat my buckets of it like cheese fondue. I take a little bit of bread and I dip it in. I'm going to call it round. No, curl it round.
You know how I know that's not true. Well, because it's spaffy after a couple of days. It's rigid. No, mate.
No. See, that's the mistake you make. You leave it a split of splatter upon the ground, right? Whereas I keep it in like, you know, like the way they keep cement wet by turning it in one of those big kind of cement mixers.
I've got a spunk mixer and it's a little. You load into it and it just keeps it moving, keeps it moving. It's like a slush poppy machine. How's it powered?
What you mean? How's it powered? I don't know. It just works.
It's just doing it now. It just works. It's a perpetual motion, spaff stirring, mini, spaff stirring. Right.
It's a spunk off puppy slushy mixing machine. It's some kind of... I just like a slush poppy machine. I just pull a little handle.
It all comes out onto a cup. Right. And it's some kind of alien technology. It just keeps going forever.
You've never... Oh, wait. No, it's solar power. It's got a little solar power on it.
I've noticed it's now. Oh, it's solar power. Well, this is enlightening, Paul, but what I was trying to say. Anyway, what a great source support.
That was like great. I'm not starting to move on now. You haven't. Everyone knows about my spaff mixing machine.
I'm going to fight you on this because I have the end of my actual source report to finish. Right. Go for it. I will shut up them.
Have you? Good. I'm going to drink the coffee. Good.
Drink it. So there was this 30 sources to try. A lot of these, like the Exo source, I will have covered or mentioned before. There was Sam Bolt.
There was something that's been shared with us quite a lot. Garnayan Shito source. You heard of that? I have.
Yeah. And I can in no way find anything I'm using to say about the name of that source. I really want to try that because I don't think I've tried it, but it's quite similar to an Exo. It's sort of like a...
Well, not tried the the Shito or Shito. There are a few on there that aren't really suitable for cheap show. There's this new one that in fact the dollar have been advertising, but it's like 20 quid a bottle. So get rid of that.
My mission is to get every other source on it and have a look at these lockdown sources on an upcoming source report here on cheap show. I'm happy with that. You want to spend your hard day and money on doing a lockdown then? By all means, go ahead and buy all the source.
You had QP mainas on that list? Not KP. No, QP. If KP did do a mainas, I definitely give that a go.
The KP should do a source based on discop and call it KP in the source. Shine band. That's why you're working radio right there. Baby shake it up.
Shake it up. Baby shake it up. I wouldn't have even attempted a disco based source pun, but you attempted it. We got there.
Now Jaffa Cakes, Cheri's late. Moving on to another little segment. Now Eli wants to mention these. He's going to give us a quick taste and review.
Eli Silverman, what's on the docket today? If we close the source report down officially now as well. Well, the source report is over. Source report is over.
There goes Pegasource. He's flying through through the sky. Back to the land of source. Upon the horizon, it is the biscuit deer galloping over the horizon.
The biscuit deer. Come on, I need a pun like Pegasource. No, I'm a biscuit horse. I'm a biscuit horse.
I'm a biscuit horse. These are cakes anyway, Paul. Stop. Stop the biscuit horse.
I'm the cake horse. No, I'm the cake cow. Oh, these are Jaffa Cakes. Thank you.
Thank you for your effort. No, these are Jaffa Cakes. No, do you not want me anymore. I'm the cake horse.
You're not the cake horse. Fuck it. All this livestock out of the podcast. Oh, gallop over.
Off to the biscuit and cakes. Here I go. Straight out the airlock, please. Right.
The horse is gone. Are you ready? Oh, no. It's the caramel rabbit.
No, fuck off. Oh, you don't believe it. Oh, no, Cadbury's Caramel. Oh, Eli.
Oh, no, he's sexy for a rabbit. Don't I think you think of other things outside of chocolate, Eli? I would. I would.
I would. I would. Just words. Okay.
So, no, Cadbury's Caramel. No wonder it tastes so creamy. That's not that low. Can I taste this fucking Jaffa Cakes now, please?
Yeah, cool. These are new cherry flavoured Jaffa Cakes. The half is fucking shit. Yeah.
He's over the bite. They're quite nice. What kind of cherry is it? Because you know, there's different types of cherry flavoured like some time, it's a bit medicinal, sometimes a bit.
No, it's not like a very strong medicinal cherry at all. It's quite subtle. More on the sour end. It's like tart.
It's gone for the tartness, because that's what makes an orange Jaffa Cakes so nice, isn't it? Has there certain tartness to do? So they're trying to mimic the tartness of the orange by having a tart. Like a tart, a sour cherry sort of taste is.
Is it just cherry or does it say wild cherry or something on it? No, just cherry. Just cherry. One day, we're going to have to do a league of Jaffa Cakes.
Cheeky. It says on it. Cheeky. Why is it cheeky?
It says cheeky. It says cheeky. It's a cheeky little because you're like, oh, oh, I've got to be cheeky and eat three sleeves of these. That's not cheeky.
That's what I call Wednesday night when I'm depressed. Oh, they're quite nice basically. Out of 10. Good.
Eight's fine. Do you have anything else you want to add to this part of the show? What can we move on? We can move on, Paul.
Thank you for asking. Right. In that case, just one little bit of how it's worked then. So your envision, the songs are still coming in.
What are you more coming in the past week? Oh, exciting. Not this until those ones yet, but I believe they're off a different ilk. There's more variety now coming in, which is great.
It's what I want to hear. Two quick things. If you do set the track in, tell me the name of the track and also what you want to be called. So either of your names, Bobby, what you want to be known as the Jaffa Elf.
Yes. Jaffa Elf. Then write that down. That's what we'll call you with.
We need an artist name or band name or whatever you want to call it and it's idle for the chis. Gabby could be the same thing, couldn't it? Could be. Ratzars by Ratzars or like Redlory by Yellowlory.
Oh, that's a clever one. And the whole song is Redlory, Redlory, Redlory, Redlory, Redlory, Redlory, corners, the letter. A bit lumpy doo. Bless thing.
We put the 2020 Role Envision Soundtrack up on band-cam for free download, if you want to hear all the tracks from last year. However, some people have been giving us money for that album. And I thought, what do we do it? Well, take all the money from the album and we'll use that to buy a prize for your envision this year.
Ooh. I don't know it is yet, but we will use the prize money to buy this year's winner a prize. Fantastic! So there's real, real prize!
A real prize, is it going to be music based? I don't know. And we can have a discussion about that at some point. railing.
Maybe we'll just get them 50 quid worth of meth. That'd be hard to source. Well, I don't know anyone. Do you know anyone?
I haven't got a meth guy. Have you got a meth guy? No one believes... Don't have some.
Bill, don't. He says he can get some. What? He's no he doesn't.
That's what he said to me the other week. He says he knows the man who knows the man who knows the man. He just lies in his bed drunk all day. He doesn't know anyone anymore.
No, but sometimes he's not in his little booth at all. I've gone by. What do you mean? He's not there.
I've looked around the pod. Yeah. He's not there. Well, where's Inchman?
He's given out Inchman's order. He calls his wife. But he's still been very dopey recently. Actually, now that we're on the subject hall, Larry's been, you know, travelling paradise.
He's been like, you know, he's been making noises to me in private that he's not happy about where he is in terms of providing Inch's on the show. If he could just come and just do a few Inch's. It's all you have to do. He's made up of looking after.
After fucking donut. Donuts. Donuts. There's something wrong.
There's a hole in the middle where donut should be in the middle of a hole. Donut. Now you're going to stop quoting my son. Right.
All I'm saying is since we put Bill and Larry together, something weird going on, Larry's filed more lethargic than he used to be. Yeah. And Bill's just off and about. Yeah.
Something's going on. Don't like it. Strange. Yeah.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't have to end this bit.
Don't try to do this. No, we don't. We can just go there. Right.
It's over. It's over. I don't know what to do. We'll be cut to the sound effect.
He's gone upstairs. He's gone upstairs. Where is he? Furry monkey, willy bang bang.
He's gone downstairs. He's come all the way downstairs. Where is he? Furry monkey, willy bang bang.
He's not going downstairs. He's turned around. He's turned around. Where is he?
Furry monkey, willy bang bang. No, he's gone on the mezzanine. He's peering down. Who?
Furry monkey, willy bang bang. All right. Is that a laugh? I'll say it again.
I'll say it again. To be fairy monkey. We should have ended too. But it's a good subject.
Stop it. Welcome back from the sound effect. I hope you enjoyed the show so far. It's time now for a thing we like to call.
It's just a little thing, Paul. A little thing we like to call. Tales from the shop floor. This is the segment of the show where you, the listener, writes in about your retail job.
Something that happened. Started off with charity shops, not charity shops anymore. It's all like just general shops with shit. People read about it.
Us, we read about it. We talk about it. Shit in shops. That's what this bitch should be called.
Is it shit, Paul? Is it shit this week? I am not renaming this segment. Is it shit.
It's a strong title. You have to admit. I read out a story. I'm not going to go through a paragraph.
I ask you, is it shity? I don't know. Yeah, it's like a game. And then we can have a toilet shaped little shitometer that fills up and gets overflows before I've guessed is it shit or not?
Then I've lost. They'll have to mop out the shit. Is it shit? I think you've had a lot to this idea.
Not all of it's good. You can say is it shit? Like, oh, got to get this right? Or else my toilet will overflow with shit?
No, we're not doing that. We're moving on. We're not doing a shit. No, you know what?
I've picked the story this week that is not shit. Has not got shit in? No, no, no, no, no shit. Nothing necrotic.
No poo poo. No, no, no, that is shit. No shit poo poo. Same thing you like.
What about pukies? No pukies. Oh, good catch. I didn't catch that.
No snot. Sweat. No. No.
Ewax. No. Scabby scalp. No.
Anything else disgusting you want to list off? Vogies. No, good. Thank you.
No, no, no. Crispy sleep biscuits. No. Dry flaky white stuff at the corner of your tennis coach's mouth.
Tennis coach? Ew rind. Smeg. There's more.
Bum fluff. I'd like to just be able to read the letter. Belly button matter. I was reading an article recently about how you close loose fabric over years.
You know they wear and tear. That makes that fabric end up in a man's belly button usually. Well, it's because it's a vortex of hairs. My belly button is almost always clogged up with treasure.
Yes. Is that the subject of this week's show from the shop floor? No. Someone found a huge, a huge, fetid ward of belly button fluff in the changing room.
And it was a little sign sticking out of it going, fuck you next. This is my belly button fluff. Chew down on that and lick it up. It's all squirty.
Never Eli. You can't do it. Now, can you read out the letter please? We're all dying.
I'm going to read out the letter. Yes. Here we go. Let me pour the letter up from my Dosti box.
Ah, this is interesting. They've not given their name. Okay. They're still still employed in the place of employment.
Well, let's find out. Dear Paul and Eli, long time listener, first time caller to cheap show. I want to keep my name anonymous for professional reasons if that's okay. Although quite frankly, I've been retweeting and promoting cheap show my Twitter feed for years.
And I am mainly followed by fellow lawyers. So perhaps the risk of professional damage is already done. Oh. The lawyers got on in touch.
What the hell's in the shop for? It's getting legit. It is it. I'll see you in court.
Tells from the shop for crime edition. Chunch. I'm ready. By trade, I'm a criminal barrister.
The lawyer kind. No longer the coffee making barrister kind. He's putting the seats. Who's this guy?
We don't know what his name is. Can I just call him John? Call him John. If he terrible his name was John though.
We'll just talk about him freely. Let's call him John. Yeah. It may or may not come up to the price due to hear that my job is in fact very cheap show adjacent.
I'm still relatively low down in the ranks. And so much of my job involves going to court to represent people of queues of minor and petty crimes. The courts are all old and falling apart and the entire criminal justice system is totally underfunded. Mmm.
Yeah. Now it's not the time to get on my soapbox but when people think of lawyers they think of wealthy fat cats who make an absolute killing in drive nice cars. Well that might be true if you work for a big company in corporate law but folks like me in a low end of crime often work for lesser minimum wage. Fucking hell.
Well the expectation that justice is done quickly and on the cheap. It is a world of charity shot justice and very on brand for cheap show. That's fucking crazy. Yeah it's really terrible.
The world of low level crime frequently veers into the scatological ambison. And I've been wondering for a long time which tale to send into cheap show. There are so many war stories that you hear spoken about on the grapevine such as the man whose defence to be in court having an intimate moment with a sheep was apparently that the sheep had backed into him while he was having a piss. Well that happens quite a lot you know.
You're having a piss and you think oh I'll just jiggle that off. I'll jiggle the I'll shake the lily as it were. Get rid of the excess droplets. Oh that feels really nice.
Oh I'm erect. Oh there's a sheep backing into my car with its arsehole. It has some kind of arsehole clams. I don't know that got there.
I don't know. It's attached to the wool on either side and it's sort of vicing open this sheep's arsehole. Right. So it makes it easy just to slip on when it backs totally by accident into this funnel I've built in the fencing where they can only go down there and my mate John who's pushing in from the other side onto my dick.
Not guilty your honour. Not guilty. It's the old I yawned and caught a load of spunking my mouth by accident as I was tying my shoe laces under the man in the car park. No one's going to go to court and there's not going to be a lawyer going I put it to you that you were drinking come will they?
They might be. Your witness. Is it or is it not true that you were found with a whole load of come up the side or pallet and I had to give it the scrapies. What are you talking about?
What kind of courts this? It's the court in my head. I'm the judge. Oh scrapies.
Pallet scrapies. Stonk. I'm the pallet scraper. You shot aaw.
Fucking hell. Sorry. It's more likely going to be public indecency or something isn't it? If you're in the middle of Tesco's car park mouth open as another man with his pants down round his ankles pulls it as penis until he ejaculates into your mouth.
I think that's a crime. Yes that's a crime. I agree. I'm going to get that slimmer in the hot dog stand.
I called and Mr. Stay Puffed. Now come on. It was the next one.
That was good. There's a few more of these. Let's get through it. Dirty protests, leaky dribbles and fecal smearing are sadly both commonplace in this job and I know you've heard this from former policemen who've written him before and they do a very difficult job.
Eventually most of these cases end up in court where they have to be spoken about by people like me without everyone falling apart laughing or gagging. What are you doing today, darling? I'm going to get to the police. I'm going to get to the police.
I'm going to get to the police. I'm going to get to the police. I'm going to get to the police. I'm going to get to the police.
I'm going to get to the police. people like me without anyone falling apart laughing or gagging. What do you doing today, darling? I've got to go into court because a man FOX to sheep and these two men smeared poo all over the wall of wind peace.
Yeah. This man sells kids. I laughed on that one called. The rule of three there was banking on that the rickens were Mendy's know I've that he continues.
I could tell you about the man I saw during my early days in the and offense to being caught by police lurking in the bushes near a playground in a state of half dressed was that he had a particularly bad infection in his balls And then there was the recent Santa Claus flasher. Yes, there was one. I'm sure there's countless Santa Claus flashers. Anyone who wants to dress up as claws, and like, you know what I mean?
They must vet the shit out of them now. Oh, lawyer friend continues. Instead, I think I'll share the horror story, which I've been told by a more senior member of the criminal bar. I know Eli enjoys a good kebab, so I hope hearing this doesn't deter him.
Now, it's that time with a Joe Shilai where I say, is it shit? Could well be shit in a kebab, which I'd like to hear about actually, because that's a big issue. Oh, yeah, all right, here we go. Here's the story.
Nothing could put me off kebabs, mate. There is an apple. Let's find out. The story goes that a local kebab shop had been getting complained about dubious curly herbs being found in the food.
Oh. What is it about pubes? It's so sickening. What is it about pubes?
If you ate a kebab and you pulled a big pube from between your front teeth, it would put you off food for a while, right? I didn't guess pubes in my whole list of stuff that could be denied. Wait, the story's not over yet, Eli. Let's continue.
That first seemed like a simple case of staff not wearing their hair nets on the job and practicing decent hygiene. But here's only seems to be reported in the Donomy taken from the big rotating spit. Whoa. Eventually, the complaints got so frequent that the local council and the police started to investigate.
Oh. When investigators downloaded the CCTV footage from inside the shop, they found that the hairs had not been coming from the heads albeit to the gentlemen working in the shop. The footage showed a much more disgusting truth. I am told that the manager had been a bit lonely and after a long day's work once his staff had gone home, he could be seen to lift the big brown slab of meat off the spit and place it on the counter.
Investigators then saw him look around before using the hole in the middle of the still warm meat on for another purpose. Wow. Wow. Yes.
He was fucking the kebab meat. He was fucking the elephant's leg, man. When he was done, the meat would go back up on the spit for the next day's customers. Can't he wipe it off?
He probably would have said that like a flashlight on the hot tub. Oh. No, you couldn't. Needless to say, he was shut down after this revelation.
I don't think that the mystery ever reached the courtroom because the man accepted his fate, clearly the kind of case that detective Jimmy Biscuits would have blown wide open. Thank you again for the brilliant podcast. I'll keep my eyes peeled for any more further tales from the courtroom floor. Best wishes, cheap, anonymous criminal lawyer.
Great. That's great. That's the real deal. You know, about all four of the things he mentions could be a little tells from the shop floor on their own, couldn't they?
But I just like to say, one thing about that last story, they said he never went to court. He said, I'm not going to go to the elephant's leg, cabab, don't know thing. You're in the wrong game, aren't you? He must have known.
It's like a self sabotage thing. It's like, I'm going to fuck this food. I don't want to be a cabab shop manager or owner. I don't want to know what I want to be.
But I don't want to, you know, he's angry. He's what I'm saying. He's angry. He's trying to, it's a subconscious sort of thing where he's angry with the being a cabab man.