Ep.221: The Night Before Easter

Hip-pity hop-pity Moongoons, here comes the Easter Bunny hiding eggs and chopping off heads. I know on Easter people like to say "he is risen" but after watching this week's Easter movie "The Night Before Easter" the only thing risen is our blood pressure. This ultra-indie slasher features no redeeming qualities, bad stiff acting, terrible writing, horrible gore make-up effects, and characters devoid of any real personalities are all present here. The only thing we can say that his movie has going for it is the girl's are for the most part average to above average on the cuteness scale and that he movie is only a rabbit's hair longer than an hour. With that said when watching this movie it some how manages to break the space time continuum making an hour feel like an eternity.