Coming to live I'll be in Irvine California at the Irvine improv January 17th or 19 Johnburn Illinois the Chicago improv February 13th or 16th from more information go to Bobby Lee live calm I don't know what I'm talking about ever so just you know whatever but in the beginning I like to do a intro Don't say anything until I say your name I really Name but um yeah, but I'm a good intro I forgot what your podcast call for something. I'm gonna try figure it out. I go yeah, I'll do what I do I mean Okay, five four three two Korean song that you can't fucking dance do I tried you can't fuck to that song we tried a couple times out Maybe we'll giggle um They're rather it's rather popping through a forest world of field. You guys I think I don't know happens But I'll fuck around it.
Um You wanna hear that? Yeah, yeah, anyone Goodbye bye bye Yeah Before we introduce our very special special we get a bunch of local retards A lot of local mentally challenged right yeah comedians coming here man from the local area We get some ones we never had one. We never had one. We never had one.
We get the other ones I'm ready to freak yeah, but you know, I've been trying to like it the other side in your two You know you said you know me. What's it all day every day you know But I like to talk about some revelations. I've had actually because um as you know I went away and I'm reborn I'm a Phoenix and I'm learned today was a different guy doing something I said hello to a homeless person. Oh wow Okay Thank you baby.
Um Think about you know, you know, the Indian girls are born with 15 arms on the body in the whole village Never It's all village You know the whole village like worship's in the god right and then all of a sudden British surgeon Oh, I'll break for free right and it all of a sudden he takes all the limbs up and guess what now She's a little Indian girl again. Oh the god. I was a fucking god. What the fuck you know me But now she's gonna make a non-for-less life.
Oh Whatever whatever they make They're like no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was made a revelation that um Remember I refuse to I refuse to call asking most anyways, you and my cousin where we people for people are now gonna call In you it's in you it's but fuck man. I've never met one and I want to tell them about change You know, no, go see shit until I say I'll bring you up So um, I'm gonna bring up the guests that we have today um So, you know for 20 plus years in my career I never went to Montreal and in the beginning of the first hand They go no, you don't have it in the last hand. I mean you made it without us Can we come and I was like nah, but the year and you know what everything happens for a reason everything is not as well And if I say that again fuck and fucker don't do that face you were just You know that's how I like people doing it. I'm nice like that Never again Don't say that Tom like a fucking sort of picture shit.
All right. So anyway, I can find it much real I host the nasty shows and you know I know Jessa May I know I'm DJ JJ Oh, and then I know um, so it was Jimmy Jimmy every guy but um, but I didn't know the rest right and I remember being the back I remember the first time I met you I um, I was there it was light out You're leaning it's a pole outside very cool and you go a man. I'm Andrew. You know like what in my head right Oh my goodness.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, whatever.
You know I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real.
I'm real right. Yeah And um, I was like you can and I um, I went out. I got it. Okay.
We're not the next guy But then this dude goes out there and um, it was I had a little bit of a relation I got this dude is so fucking funny But I thought it was Luke so wait the next night I've been one of that you know and then you know me and he did again But with the material and it was loose it was um relevant if I knew almost and he's a cool dude as well And I had dinner with him and I had a couple of agents from different agencies go Can you get him to sign with us right which then is another thing like this guy legit But I want to bring his name up. He is jr 3.0. Oh, like a new the new shit man You know a not see try to do this with this dude and this new crowd. You're gonna be the one Your shoes are gonna be the ones all right.
We'll be playing in museums. Don't ever do that again Wrong It's like oh yeah What's up dude you met an inuit. I fucking went in and guess you did it anyway You fucking walled backstage at the nasty show outside she waited for you And the only reason I know she was in it was she asked me she was like is Bobby Lee coming out I think we got a second and then she goes okay. I'm in anyway I Apparently I guess you said something maybe on a podcast and she heard that I remember I'm doing She was there because what's the waddling what she waddled for I never never know her and she came out and we both met her first anyway and she was like we support you She spoke about the whole community We just want you to meet one of us.
I think you said something like if I meet it. It comes see me I'm not gonna do it Yeah, I would want to know what you're doing I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna want a No, right. Yeah, why would you want it because I do it I feel like my hand will be jealous right which one you stroke with? Oh, yeah I Know yes, I knew the number do you know how fucking awful that would be if I capped you guys there's a governor like seven I am Asian friends.
Oh, no. I don't count my school like half Asian. You know that choice. Oh really?
What would you want? Yeah It was like LA California. Yeah, I said Manhattan New York City So you were half of the raisins. Yeah, it was like it was a public school But it was like half or smart kids and I started to school like half the kids got in the great And half the kids got in the kids had to let anybody in the public school.
I thought half the school was for me Right, so I thought not everybody was clearly no who earned it I Have actually I have actually I have a lot of that and it's changed recently after going Asia Oh, yeah, I went to Japan and I was I was like Japan is number one. Yeah, I was kind of doctorate with like the West ideology of Japan, right? And I Go Japan and I have the best of several things that I had my life in Japan I had the best they could have had my life hands down. I had the best pizza.
I never had my life pizza Stroud and Tokyo. I swear to God cheese. Oh, why come I they're always making sure everything's a problem Godzilla cheese Like it's all going to be the best of like several things with the best I ever had right but I Found I felt like I went there and I didn't meet a truly Japanese person or find how they actually felt about the world Meaning everything was a mask from the geisha to the the fucking pizza guy like it was I'm gonna perfect other people shit Or I'm gonna wear a costume that is how I should act in the world I don't know who the fuck you really are and then you start to see their porn and shit. You're like oh You restrict people and then you call it crazy I know so weird like even the wind in there talking a couple of Japanese women had lit the broad and they came back They're like it isn't on thing like the men here don't want us to be sexy They want to be cute and it was we're gonna start to see the girls were kind of like cute about shit But they work like owning their sexual.
I was like little like Latina Japanese Ari would it makes up But so it's just weird things like that. I thought it was gonna happen some amazing man I went to that fucking that horseshit sushi restaurant the gyro dreams is $1,000 it was the worst sushi Absolute duchess and let me tell you something. Let me tell you I came I spent $1,000 I spent $1,000 in in 25 minutes. It was $500 for my girl My girl my mommy tell me something.
I was so I'm curious about the culture I was so fucking nervous in this place I was gonna do some respect and like I grew back I bought a suit just Okay, just I have a whole thing with it on time. I'm screaming my girl She's running here because I didn't want to be late because they said you're late You could lose everything. We are so excited. She's a big like food It was and we go in and it was almost inedible Really almost inedible Morning to the old we went to the old fish market right they have a new fish market We know how it's amazing.
It was like it was really sick and we went to all one to have sushi and that was the best We're having my time The Indoor effect no, it's not if you're just just Just snorting the soggy that's what it tastes like And you know they recently I was so happy last week. I told his mission Sorry Oh People go it's like you have to be a fancy. I'll get a reservation. It's a whole shit.
It's nonsense. It's a shame The fucking shit I knew about the movie because if you saw the sushi in Europe, you know how like your as an actor or your undocumented They put makeup on you. Yeah, it's a food The real food it's glossy right your sparkles I know clothes on those the quality of the food No, it's Hollywood fucking that was like everything is about the rice I'm not going right so far. The rice Wow, but you're gonna get my rice everywhere you go But you guys want to share that's not right Like if that isn't the way you stay like if you found out wait man I was a rice right like how did they ever call me?
Like this is a thousand dollars for right when I can do it. Yeah, it's a mother was good But it's a good Why makes me yeah, the macro is good and that's everything was not worth it hard to make macro not good It's already Okay, I was living Are you sold on like the other types of restaurants like no ma or Someone's a cos like she wants to go to this one. What tell them about the wind Denmark? Oh, you land I think airport no, I think this is a Norway whatever You know, it's in Denver.
So no, it's been like a pop. We're never you have to dry five hours into the forest Then you have to sleep there in a cabin. It's a Norway guy. That's never that guy.
Yeah, I know the whole I know the whole Here Also snow I wouldn't be $1,000 for just basically rice you get a 30 course meal at this place in the middle of nowhere 30 peanuts doesn't Like because you have no other options Yeah, I know like you like yeah Because there's just trees out there like so you have to eat it. Yeah, no, I know I'll do it I'm sure it's good but part of that is like you go through the whole journey So you think it's better than it is I don't know if you understand this as as well as much as we understand It's like trying to get laid. There's so much investment by the time you do it. Oh my god It's worth it, but you traveled into the forest fight out right you did all this thing You know If you give it and it's good right away, then it's good when I don't want it.
Yeah, I still eat it. It's good The fucking pole opening what is it? I didn't want it. Yeah, yeah Sleep you guys I have beds in my room I bet you have multiple other room.
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Yeah, right and it's like I walk all I'm tired of local If you're so proud of that And Like A local cell phone I don't support local camera like why do we have to support local Get your fucking business together and then what you'll do is you'll have something everybody wants about Very simple right this is capitalism support local. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree with you. Whatever. We want to call this the world.
We want to do local What they choose to be conscious. Oh, yeah, this is this is a very good point is bullshit Yeah, it's like let's advocate for the most Rothing really really hard in the meantime Let's you know, I mean, it's just it's never it's nitpicky. This is this is this is the thing right okay These people like they're thinking that they're like supporting the world. They're like helping people back home They're like helping communities are most of the world doesn't have clean water Right and every night we pretend to care about those people other in the world and then we take a shit in clean water I just passed in clean drinking right there was pretty water that I peed in I don't care clearly I don't care right like I could scoop it up and send it to fucking somebody Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's bullshit.
Nobody cares. We just are looking at we live in this amazing. Yeah, yeah Is this a malibu fire What's why we just Stearful What is it where's that giraffe I was like the fucking one is a killer real-time. Yeah, whatever I was with an animal whenever like Yeah, I've been drinking now as well but that comes after they make it through the statue.
Would you really attack someone that was breaking in? No, we would run. I would run. I would run.
I would run. Makes him see. No, I would. No, I would run.
That's the smart thing. This wasn't crazy enough to break into your house. Yeah. It's probably methadite, especially if it was close to Ventura.
Yeah, that wasn't good of shit. OK, that's where we are. I'm weird with my geography. Yeah.
Literally, only your public. No, I'm not giving away. But we're in the hills. This is Hollywood Hills.
It's only two miles when we were, but takes that long because we have to drive over a mountain. We're not really that far away from each other. Yeah. But it's this whole fucking city of claustrophile.
Yeah. What I like about LA versus New York is I can get a house with a lawn. I mean, it's very nice. Yeah, but this is from the podcast.
Really? The road. You're kind of having a little wave right now. There's a little wave.
There's a little wave. There's a little wave. But I don't know if the wave is big. I don't have the wave of small, but you know what?
I'm the right. I think what happens now, we spoke about this up in Montreal. But now when the people get to decide when you have a podcast, you have to have you too. When it's not the decision makers, it's actual people.
All of a sudden, the authentic voices have its resurgence. Because there's no barriers. They're probably going, hey, people won't like you. It's just people like you.
People want to listen. Yeah. It's like, you knew you had it. So maybe it's maybe they didn't know.
Or maybe they were really trying to make a decision that they could. Maybe they were really trying to make a decision that they could. Do you think that during this period is more of the non-talented kind of professional schmoozers are going to mean out? You know what?
The people who, the people that are are not truly authentic won't make it. Because the only way that you can gravitate to someone like on the internet is if they're truly authentic. And that means they're going to say some shit that's going to piss off a lot of people. Yeah.
Those are people who really thrive in the Hollywood industry days where the ones who wouldn't 't really piss off anybody. But they're in a system so you have to digest them. Because they're polarizing people that are telling the killer now. Because we like a polarizing individual.
Like every dictator in history is in polarizing. Nobody's like, that's the down guy. You know what I mean? I want to say that.
We all have points of views. That's what I mean. And what I used to do is edit my point of view on it. But then I realized that it's like when I literally couldn't get an audition.
Yeah. When I met her on a date, I got listened to my career done. I'm doing stand-ups on the road a little bit. I can't really make that.
I'm making okay money. But let's get you one of those journey with me. It's through when I realized that it wasn't happening and all these other kids were going up and I couldn't do anything about it. And that's not going, you know what?
I'm going to do this. And I just kind of gave up and I'm going to do this. And I mean, we have to edit out. The things that I say is that I should be in it out.
You know what I mean? Because I'm not going to filter. That's the only way you get the audition. Because if you're going through it, this might go ahead and go through the episode.
I can't say that. Then you're not saying anything. If you just say everything and then pull back a few things. Yeah.
Right. Then you get a real, you get a real, a listener, get a real conversation. Yeah. Like that's what we hate about that.
I don't want you to see Jimmy Fallon. It's uncomfortable. It makes me crazy. Shut the fuck up.
I just don't fucking feel it. Just doing depressed episode. Go up there. I'm over.
I don't feel that good. A nice sighted to me fucking Naomi Campbell's niece or whatever. Yeah. Because we see through it.
Yeah. He doesn't know where the elevator opens up and he's with Paul McCartney and there's people in the lobby and people crazy and the elevator goes down. Yeah. I do.
I don't want to just I've seen him before. I want to shake his fucking hand. Yeah. Yeah.
I've never been before. Yeah. Right. They're nice.
They're nice. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Let's get a lot of assistance. And I'm going to go.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I was invited to a financial just to hang out with me. Jan, he wasn't there, but I could pursue one of me.
That was one of the other projects. And I felt so out of fucking place. Because for the longest time, I've been a rolling, a wandering samurai and through my own thing. Right.
And now all these corporate jobs are coming up. Yeah. And I'm like Brian Callin. For some reason, I still need to be a little validated.
But industry because I've got to be a big thing to buy. and I think it's big because when I got here, it was all about auditioning and then getting a special. Like having, what it is is gatekeepers. You have 12 gatekeepers.
And I'm telling you right now, none of them like me. There's a gatekeeper at Netflix. That's just like me. Yeah.
Right. And there's nothing I can do about it. Yeah. And so instead of going, getting angry.
You are doing it. This is the exact thing because nothing is more important to them keeping their jobs. The numbers and if you bring the numbers, they won't keep their jobs. Once your salvation is in their hands, the behavior changes big.
Yeah. That's true. Big. Big.
Come on. Once they see salvation. Once they look at you, I get to keep my job. And I get to see, you know, the balls to fucking say because I'm older.
Yeah. And I also being boogey. Right. Can I agree with that?
You did? You're going to play Toshi in this audition. You just show about… This is not exaggeration. This is not… It's literally happening.
Everyone was in the drive. Also with the eyes. I didn't bring mine. I was writing like raw denim as I roll.
And I was thinking, cool, the way I used to scroll. And I walked in and got version into it. I was like, I don't fuck have one. And I realized that when I auditioned, I had it three years.
And so I was thinking myself, how am I making it? When you got the roll? They made people show up in a ninja outfit. That is horrifying.
It's insane. You know what? They deserve all this fuck shit that's going on. Because I really mean this because it would be abusive to people who are chasing a dream.
And that's not fair. And karma gets you for that. I remember once I, I never cared about it. But I thought it was a part of the thing.
Like that's how you make it wherever. And I went to an audition, I forget what you like. It was like, I got dropped off at one lot, and parking garage, and had to take a bus to another. One or two brothers.
It was a one or two. And then that one had, and when I got to the bus stop, there was a parking lot at that fucking bus stop. You have some fucking balls. You have some huge balls to make someone chasing a dream.
Just go through that loophole to a fucking ninja outfit. That audition for a show. It's abusive. And they're sleeping in the fucking back.
Or like, during the audition, they're just like, don't shake my hand. There's Lucy's, we're not going to go through. What was going to call? It was just so, like, I would go through this whole thing.
I remember, that was probably like the beginning stage for me where I realized, I can't let my career be in their hands. There's no way my career will be in there. There's no way that my security, my family security, when I have kids, my girl. Like there's no way I could possibly go through a fucking vertical pilot season and like hoping and like shaking hands and all that.
It's not me. It's never nice to be that one thing. I was actually really, I really quickly thought I found a genuine guy. I thought you were a genuine, authentic guy.
I think like, a lot of ways it's a super same, like real work. And I was real, like, I find that I'm uncomfortable with people. It's because I can't be myself or they can't be themselves. And I'm comfortable with people.
It's because I can be myself and they can be themselves. And I think that's why we got along pretty well. Yeah. But it's also you are friends with that centenos when I got my comments right.
So I'm excited for your guys today. Yeah, we live in a similar wheelhouse. It was a dude. I'm telling you right now dude.
I literally thought and I pulled everyone this. And I said, what did I say? I didn't say, oh, great time. I said, well, yeah.
The first phone call from Montreal was slowly about you. He said, this is him. He hadn't enjoyed comedy or even his, seeing people at the commies on a really long time. And when he saw you, he had like he felt inspired to write it.
Because you said things that I thought of maybe vaguely or even right that I was too afraid to say. Right. And then you went, you double down. Right.
And then you dribble down, right? And then I love this. And then I go, is this guy going to bury he buried his way? This is fucking amazing.
And he did it with fucking really smart punchlines. And it was really, really well done. And you were the reason why, though, another reason. I don't get a bit ahead of it.
But another thing that I took away with it is I thought maybe I would not leave any of it in Asia really. Or I mean, I managed to change. Managers got to change. And if they don't get to die, what do you mean?
Like agents are higher guns, right? Like our booking agent, I have a great book agent, T.J. Markle. Okay.
I fucking love him. He's an expert. He's always great relationships. It gives me free time.
I don't have to contact people. He has these reasons. We can go, I had a manager. She was really sweet.
One of these big man companies. And I just said to her, I don't need you to tell me where to be. Like, I'll be there. I'm professional.
I don't need you to introduce me to someone because I'll end them. There's nothing you could do. You know what I said? No, Barry anymore.
So like if your business model is you're going to be the liaison between two people. And now my phone is that. You've just made it something so easy. So I offered her this.
I said listen, what I could use the production partner where you guys would partner with me on all these projects. And you guys are actually actually cute with these projects. That is I basically gave her the blueprint for what management will become. And she didn't want to go.
She didn't want to go. Ultimately, isn't that a manager's dream? The fact that they gave you something? Yeah.
Yeah. I don't think she maybe saw it. She thought I was a little crazy, but she thought I was like, because I'll say shit. And when I say it, it sounds wild.
It sounds like I'm being audacious or something like that. But I know, I know it. I just fucking know it. And once people see it, they go, oh, OK, I guess.
You know what I mean? Like even with the fucking Netflix thing, I'm saying how about Netflix? When I was a rolling for a time, I was just like, yeah, Netflix is dead. I can't see how everybody's like, who's a fucking sexy.
Six months later, it's like Netflix is totally not. Netflix is Netflix. Netflix is Netflix. Netflix is Netflix.
Yeah. Because these things, these things, you know? Yeah. So I was saying with, if it's me, and I'm the new version of management, right?
I go, we're not managing WordPress partners. I feel your podcast. I feel many shows you want to roll. I create all your digital content.
I create all your clips. I literally do things for you and with you. Yeah. You want any pilots to make it.
Whatever you want, I do. Because I don't have any time for people who can get someone else to do. Yeah. You're useless.
So if you're changing that, simple as wow. Yeah, wow, wow. What did they do? Listen, you complain.
Like manager, this week, I said, you have to show up today at noon for this Netflix animated show. Yeah. It's like, OK, we got 11. And she calls me.
I tell you, I'm laughing. Right? One job, right? I show up, dude.
My dog, there's my dog. I'm like, 30 people in a room. They act like they're busy. Right?
Like, what do you think? You don't do anything. You can't be busy. If you don't do anything.
Right? What are you doing? Do you do that? That's an action.
I took this and I put it here. This is not busy. You look at me there too. That's not busy.
Oh, my, hey, right. My day is so stressful. Why is there? I have to tell someone to be somewhere.
I got an array and then check it out. You know what she says? You know, it's going to be no big deal. They'll be fine.
I show up there and they're all sitting there for people in a room. Yeah. I go through the window. They're just, right?
I'm wasting people's time. And then I go in there and I get to see your other people. I'm an act, right? But they reminded me 14 times to be there tomorrow at fucking 10.
Now it's 10. Yeah, but no, they did. Because I was late today, Nathan now, I'm late guy. I think that now I'm just going to respond to a reminder to you.
I never late. I wish I went. And I told you to date when I walked out. I go, I don't know.
I mean, I can get my own plan tickets. Dude, can you? You can do it. At a certain point in time when you look, a man's own is makes sense when you're going to money.
Because it's a free person that's being your assistant. Yeah. You make, let's say you start making $1,500. 10% of that $50,000 if you're an manager.
You don't think a person assistant could do more for you than your manager. $50,000. Everywhere you want some fucking problem along. Whatever.
Polls around. Polls around. Whatever. They get you.
They're on the phone. They're hearing them with a million of people. They're in fuel for really competent person. So someone's into the business excited about it.
I'm telling you, all things we've done. I'll tell you, story. I'll tell you story. I got an MTV.
I told you late on late time. Yeah. This I cannot express. No.
Thank you. And you can't even walk in the room. Go, I'm lying. Or you're lying.
I have to go to you too. Lie on your lying. Yes. Right.
Go to the two fucking ones. I tried to get an agent. No one was I mean. So I had this manager.
She gets me audition for an MTV. I go in 11 times over a series of two months. Killing. Rising.
Meaning from the beginning, they're like, I don't think you got it. No, they don't. They want Taryn. They don't want any other minorities.
I'm going to get you in there to practice auditioning. So when I went in there, like you come back and you come back. You come back. You would be between me and Taryn.
And then I get a call when I'm driving to test for the show from Gersh. I don't know Gersh. Bob Gersh. No, just Gertians.
Oh, OK. And they go, hey, we're in the agents. Now you do because you have to go to your contract. Yeah.
I said, no, I got to talk about the way it worked. So I signed. And for eight years, I gave them 10% of every check. And they didn't do anything.
Bro. I did the same thing. I got the same thing because it was on the big like a like a MTV, but I had the MTV deal. Right.
I gave the MTV deal to innovative artists. It has a good faith thing. Right. I was like, I thought of business.
My parents are small business. So it's like, yeah, I just got your back. You're like, I'm bringing value to you. Thinking every value.
You're going to write like, that's how I would operate business. You know? So I'm going to flower shop. Or some shit.
I was using flowers. And then in the future, it's like, thank you. It's just a simple thing. It was an exclusive deal.
So I kind of could only do intuition. So they couldn't really book me on anything else. And I didn't think about it like that. I thought, well, they'll find other deals for me.
They'll get me a movie. They sat on their fucking asses knowing that there's nothing to put me in. And from that point, I was like, oh, you have to make everybody work for theirs. Nobody just gets a piece.
And that's why I like agents situation because agents, they eat with a hunt. My agent, my agent, my agent, my agent, I don't have one. Because you're not going to eat for nothing. You know, we call my agent, tell me, get more data.
I call them. Do people not have phones? Where, my agent's the only people with phones at one point in time. Yeah.
I want to say this to you, bro. It's like this. You're saying Bobby Lee is having uprising. Yes.
That's what they say on the streets. Bobby Lee is doing extra shit. Yeah. Right?
But guess what? Do you know why? Because Colyla, one day, four years ago, I'm going to get podcasts. What did I do?
Can I go? I was going to get involved. I'm going to open them up. Let's do that.
We're going to go, go, go, go. So then, you know, just get podcasts. You're going to talk. I'm going to go.
I'm going to go. I'm going to do it. And then what I do is I go, oh, fuck, the Lee is starting one. Have a lot.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to do it. You do it.
You've really got a bird. And then one day, every single thing that's going on right now, which is probably for pretty big things, is where it just offers. They just call. You know, it's like, and I did this.
Yes. Michael Colyla and I did this. You did it. I did this.
No, but for real. You know, I did it. All the credit. Thank you.
But we did it. Yeah. And it's how much better does it feel when you don't feel like someone can do a favor. Yeah.
No one's over our head holding anything over our head. You don't need any of that shit. That's extra. At the end of that, you can do this.
This is the most fun thing that you'll do. Yeah. Yeah. And it's a great shock at that thing when you're talking about like, how do you like to get help?
He's like, you're seeing someone inside of the car but we're going down asking for help. Nobody ever stops. But if you see someone pushing their own car, you always stop. I didn't know that.
Yeah. Because they're helping themselves. So you guys were pushing their own car and every people are like, oh, these people got it. These people know what's going on.
I'm telling you. And it's a different thing. It's a very qualified. You'll need some stiff to go.
I think people will enjoy them. Yeah. You know, hundreds of thousands of people do it every week. It's proven.
Right? Yeah. But that guy out. Do you want how many people listen to this about?
100,000 people. OK. Who knows? We'll say it.
Wait a minute. 100,000 people. That is a guarantee. Yeah.
Most of you shows can get 100,000 people. I know. It's the same. Last night, first of all, Centino called me the day.
I go. He was singing on the phone. He got the white dudes. They did the pop-ups.
You know, he's like, I caught the bottom. I was like, I caught the white guy. And he got you fucking ass on that. So then I could go, I got the white guy to move.
He goes, I just know I had to do something. I'm excited about the thing. And last night, dude, I had the best main room show I ever seen. It was an electric dude.
I wish you were part of it. It was so good. And I go, who was on it? And he goes, I lied that I didn't tell him there.
I'm like, I got caught in a fucking line. You're a man. Oh my god, I got caught in a line. He's been trying not to lie as much, dude.
I wasn't even going to catch on to that. I wasn't going to catch on to that. I just realized that. I just realized that.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, he goes off. That's the best main room show I ever done.
I was just stupid shit. I go, fuck, if you saw me. I'll go on to the line. So Eric, he needs to know that I was there.
Like the line serves you, not me. Oh god. So, uh, I love it. I love it.
Most of the lines are for the other person. Most of the lines are like, no, you look skinny. And I'll fit. Because you're concerned about that.
But you're a lie. He'd be heartbroken if I didn't want this. I apologize, man. I apologize, man.
But check it out, bro. Check it out. He goes, I'm in the right trajectory. And he's in the same head space.
He goes, he goes, he says, why are you doing a fucking bullshit? You and I will do this podcast. And you're a tiger belly. And we'll sell out.
And we'll talk about it. And I've said this out loud. Getting all the podcasts from Eastern West to do a one movie. Let's do it.
Because if we did a really cool ensemble, fuck that movie like a bunch of people live in the desert. Yeah. Right. Having a war.
Yeah. I'm on a target in the middle of the New Mexico. People are out there and they make their own houses and down. So, there's a show on HTTP called Living Off Grid.
Love it. Love it. Yeah. But imagine, listen to me.
I know we have a lot of followers and people in the business and say, listen to me right now. This is the movie that you want to contact. We will contact us. We'll contact us.
We'll contact you. I'm going to go back to your Asian higher cases. Yeah. So, um, you should be Japanese.
I like question to answer. No, sorry about that. This is very hacky classic, you know, like Western view of Asian wealth. So, you should be Japanese, Chinese Korean.
Then it shifted to Japanese Korean Chinese. Right. Then Korean on top. Chinese.
But I can only say Hong Kong Chinese. I grew up in the Philippines and I know Hong Kong Chinese. A little different. A little different.
Maybe Western influence and maybe I'm just like, Chinese, Chinese are dope. I know because they're white. They're white. They're white.
They're white. They're white. I think that I can't really differentiate culturally between Taiwan and mainland China. I'll be online.
I have been to Malaysia and Singapore. Love Malaysia. Love. Why?
It's one of those places where it's like, you know it's the third world. So, there's like this little bit of danger. Yeah. The safest way.
Does that make sense? Yeah. You know that you could pay some shit to move around. If you're in New York or you'd love the chaos of the Philippines.
I love it. It still feels like a wild wild west. It's a big part on curb if you want to. And you want to do anything.
Even if something you'd probably pay more often. That's right. Right. Like, my goals.
Yeah. So, Philippines. Because if you like Malaysia, the Philippines is next level Malaysia. Also, everyone's speaking English.
Right. And everyone is super entertaining there. I think the Philippines is the funniest people you'll ever meet. Really.
They're loud. They're singing. It's like, it's fucked. It's fucked.
You're not. It's a funny issue. It's a funny issue. Anything you want there.
Yeah. It's not sensitive. It's third world. I've never felt freer.