Ep. 227: 'Bachelor in Paradise' Season 5, Week 5 Recap w/ Geoff Keith & Ian Gulbransen

S5 E8 & E9: Chatting About the pick of Colton for Bachelor & Week 5 of 'BiP'   After a mostly uneventful two episodes we discuss the "big news" of Colton being named the next Bachelor & social media's reaction to the most foreshadowed choice in #BachelorNation history. Why does Tia get to give relationship advice when she's 26 going on 17? Geoff has a new theory that we're really watching a prank show masquerading as a reality show. Ian doesn't know how much longer he can put up with the forced, non-entertaining story lines & would rather watch Master Chef where the characters are really cooking (nailed it). The boys discuss what the hell we were even watching with Eric's edit who decided to be the Bigger man & leave (we're on a roll). Will Canadian Kevin propose to Astrid? As long as Neil Lane gives him a decent exchange rate on the ring (stop us when you've had enough). Who will propose & who will accept? Does Venmo John leave Paradise STD-free? All this and more on this week's episode. #BachelorInParadise   Support the podcast & check out our new website @ www.eandgpodcast.com   Our show is made possible because of our listeners & by far, the best way to support us (no matter how much you give) is by setting up a monthly donation through PayPal. On our website, there are also options to make a one-time contribution & ultimately, every dollar received will go towards our goal of doing 'The E & G Podcast' full-time. Thank you for helping us transform this dream into a reality!   Setup your monthly donation or make a one-time contribution through Venmo @ http://www.eandgpodcast.com/support   Follow & tag us on social media @eandgpodcast @geoffkeith & @iangulbransen   Email us questions & feedback @ [email protected]   Leave us a voicemail on the E & G hotline @ (818) 853-2055   Check out Beachbody On Demand, an easy to use online fitness streaming service that gives you unlimited access to a wide variety of highly effective, world-class workouts, personalized to meet your needs. For a limited time, E & G listeners can get a FREE trial membership when you text 'EANDG' to 303030. Additionally, for more information, please refer to their website @ https://www.beachbodyondemand.com   Listen to an Audible book, for free! Thanks to our friends over at Audible (an Amazon company) we're excited to offer listeners 30 days of ad-free membership, plus a FREE audiobook that's yours to keep regardless of whether you continue your trial. Just be sure to use the following link when signing up @ http://www.audibletrial.com/eandg   Finally, be sure to use promo code 'EANDG' to receive an exclusive discount on all merchandise, thanks to our awesome sponsors: 10%-off @ www.ForTheBiteReasons.com, 10%-off @ www.ClothingByOWL.com & 20%-off @ www.PuppiesMakeMeHappy.com