Ep. 228: 'Bachelor in Paradise' Season 5, Finale Recap w/ Geoff Keith & Ian Gulbransen

S5 E10 & E11: Discussing #BachelorNation Drama Along with the 'BiP' Season Finale & Reunion   Only three thirsty couples make it to the fantasy suites after the rest start dropping like flies for various reasons. Kevin & Astrid seemed stronger than Dwayne Johnson after an injection to his glutes, but Kevin had an admitted breakdown when he heard the words "fantasy suites." Venmo John heard Chris Harrison say the word commitment at which point he took himself (along with his mononucleosis) to the Bye Bye Van. Robby & Shushanna left & headed straight to the nearest check cashing spot. Kendall got in her own head about what kind of life her & Grocery Store Joe could produce. He was so devastated they decided to just squash it, but at the 'tell all' everything was peachy. The Goose & Whisper Krystal are engaged & currently spotting each other at their local Equinox which is right next to the AirBnB Kamil & Annaliese booked before Kamil dumped her on national television. What's the situation with refunds when you use a promo code? I'll figure it out later. The real talk of the season, Jordan & Jenna, seemed to be living happily ever after until news broke that Jenna may very well have played Jordan the whole time. Not behavior anyone should want to model. Geoff posts a caption he thinks is all in good fun, but Jordan quickly tells him "f*** you" & Ian is #TeamJordan all the way. We're breaking down the entire Jordan/Jenna saga & more! #JordanForBachelor #ListenerVoicemails #BachelorInParadise #Keanu   Support the podcast & check out our new website @ www.eandgpodcast.com   Our show is made possible because of our listeners & by far, the best way to support us (no matter how much you give) is by setting up a monthly donation through PayPal. On our website, there are also options to make a one-time contribution & ultimately, every dollar received will go towards our goal of doing 'The E & G Podcast' full-time. Thank you for helping us transform this dream into a reality!   Setup your monthly donation or make a one-time contribution through Venmo @ http://www.eandgpodcast.com/support   Follow & tag us on social media @eandgpodcast @geoffkeith & @iangulbransen   Email us questions & feedback @ [email protected]   Leave us a voicemail on the E & G hotline @ (818) 853-2055   Listen to an Audible book for free! Thanks to our friends over at Audible (an Amazon company) we're excited to offer listeners 30 days of ad-free membership, plus a FREE audiobook that's yours to keep regardless of whether you continue your trial. Just be sure to use the following link when signing up @ http://www.audibletrial.com/eandg   Finally, be sure to use promo code 'EANDG' to receive an exclusive discount on all merchandise, thanks to our awesome sponsors: 10%-off @ www.ForTheBiteReasons.com, 10%-off @ www.ClothingByOWL.com & 20%-off @ www.PuppiesMakeMeHappy.com