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And remember, you can watch the show on YouTube by following the links in the description for this podcast. But now, let's like the lights, let's roll the music and let's start the show. Your Envision 2021. Let's do the show, Paul.
We'll do the show, mate. OK. Let's go work now. OK, go.
Oh! Fucking up! Come on. Come on.
I'm on it. I see you. Hey! Hello!
I've got all the lights. I've got to do with this. Oh, sure, they see you. Hey!
Say something. I'm a human failure. Welcome to Chief Show, your Envision. Hi, it's Nick.
He fixed it. We changed the bit rate and dropped it down considerably. Woo! Thank you to everyone, Sanja, Bifo, and to Ash Rith for...
K, K, K, K, K, K, K, K, K, K, K, K, K, K. Not bad at all. Not bad at all. Alright, let's do fucking your envision.
13 tracks that we went on down from 70. We hope for 13 now we better represent our audience and... What, what? For these artists.
These musicians. No. There's a variety of songs that reflect the variety of the entries. variety of the variety of songs.
There's a variety to them, is there? Well, there's a variety. What's the song again? Right, we'll do it now.
Right, I'll just tell people what. I'm not doing it now. I'm not doing it sound down. Right, I'm doing the song again Eli.
Can we stand up to do it? I feel weird. Alright, can we pop the camera up? Okay, we're doing the song everybody.
They're getting the song again. I'm Danan. I'm Eli. Welcome to your revision.
Oh, we'll be singing. We're going on a big show tonight. We got the hits. Some good shit.
And a few of them are inside. We got judges and they are something. And a few of them have been on TV. Yeah, you!
I'm ready. Good. We got a lot of songs to get through. It's not joyous.
It's not joyous. It's your revision tonight. Right, and then this is the bit where they're meant to come up. He's going to talk about Tabasco.
It's a very mainstream source. Did you see that? People like Source, even in your revision night. You're fucking gone.
Oh, yes. Well, don't listen to them. Thanks guys. Source, Pussy, Strong in the House.
Anyway, Mr Biffle and Ashrith are here. They're going to be joining us later. They're going to be more to the song. Oh, yeah.
Let's go. Let's listen to the audio. Oh, yeah. Cool.
Let's start the show. Yeah. It's your revision. It's your revision tonight.
It's your comedy comedy podcast that is doing a Eurovision type smooth today. No, I just said, because I'm going to Eurovision, that's not the podcast. That's not the podcast. Anyway, we have 12 judges lined up to two and everything's out of order.
You're a fan of that. We've done that. We've done that. Now the song and then the song, and now the talking and then the talking and then the song.
All the stuff you're saying isn't making sense anymore. So here are the 12 judges who'll be talking the 13 tracks tonight. Stuart Ashen will be getting his votes. So will Canadian Ashley Scory.
Actor Garibellina, who you may have seen the things like, Dr. Who, he was a doctor. Who, you know? What did he do?
He's a high-way man's kind of carriage, you know? Horse and carriage thing. Did you clop? Yeah, I remember his carriage from the amazing...
Well, you know, I'm trying to think about what a high-way man is a horse and carriage, isn't it? With a high-way man era. A carriage from the high-way man era? Yeah.
How's it going? So that's the period. Dr. Who's a time-to-track.
Yeah, so he went back in time and got a car and got a man who wrote the horses on the carriage and goes, Oh, Doctor. Then he goes, Oh Doctor. He did that thing with his wife. You know?
Can watch it. So we've got really in our comedian. She's a stand-up and she's on plenty of things. She's been a lot the week recently.
Imran Yousaf, again, look at me. He's on digitised at the show. He's going to be offering his judgement later on. Oh, Ninja Sex Party star.
Ninja Brian himself. Brian Wack, will you be judging the songs once again this year? He judged him last year. Comedian actor Paul Pogner, who has been in tons of all these stuff, but most people seem to know him as the curious orange from this morning with Richard Mott Judy.
Oh, yeah, remember that? We've been in tons of stuff. Also, Eggsy, Robert John Votlage from God Looking Chain. He is doing some voting tonight.
Ethan Lawrence, Akron comedian who's been in Netflix after life. Am I big dinner. What's your name? Ethan Lawrence, Akron comedian who's been in Netflix after life.
Am I big dinner? What's your name? What's called Am I big dinner? What's cool, Am I big dinner?
Friday night dinner. I don't know, we either write a show now called Am I big dinner. It's about Thursday night, then it's about Thursday night. Then it's about Thursday night...
Susan Camna, friend of the show. She's on the show as well. It's in this room. It's in this room.
It's in this room, quickly videos with Captain Venus. Comedian Tom Can MeghulTH, from The Show Called Tom MeghulTH, is benefit school. Program on BBC three which I've never seen is it all right very good is it? I've seen it what's a couple of what's this don't doin you doing?
Are you making noise? Are you making noise for? Don't you have time to get stevens ready? Yes sound like a rat in a drain pipe Sit down you become a pyramid anyway, so that's in a dream mark I don't know so mr.
Biffle is gonna be doing some folks today as well. Can't wait now. We couldn't make 13 pop videos to go along with the shows tonight as much as we'd like to I drive I could only get 12 out and then he Do them I poo poo your 12 yes Today's the plan what we're gonna do is to represent the songs tonight We have a bag of puppets in the corner And so we have a puppet stage and we'll be going to that for the live performances of these songs So before myself Eli Ash will be going and performing those songs by it for this time We hope that they do the songs justice Good shall we get our lovely guests on let's get a guest on ladies and gentlemen Let's now bring on two men who would rather be at home right now It is everyone's favorite mr. Biffle mr.
Biffle mr. Biffle and comedian Ash Shrith let's bring them on Oh We're in love with you Nice down Paul I think this is nice. I know better. I choose the bear request.
Oh, can I say a letter to Stevens? Yes, I like the Z. Is that Stevens? Is that Stevens?
Is that a thing I got a bit for you? I do actually. Oh, I'll do it to Roly. Does he do Roly's?
He does. He loves a Roly. Can I give him a tickle? Yeah.
Watch out. Like that. He's a multi-bunking Steven's. Is he gonna be doing a song?
Is he gonna be doing a song? Hey look, it's just cozy. Yeah, I've got a check. This is good.
What's up to you guys? Yeah, because that's been a long time. That's what you're doing that day. So look, we started like no more banter.
No more banter. No more banter. How was your favorite? I hit a wall about I got a wall and you were in the wall.
I was in a bad way. Yeah, when you arrived. I hit a wall like 15 minutes before he started. I'm hitting a wall now.
Well, I was thinking it's the iron here's the adrenaline that caused through me while I was helping to fix the show. I fixed the show. In case anyone was watching before. I just said, hey, vegan mama.
It's scroll. You had some vegan pork spatchers before? Yeah. Is that like a scroll?
I know it's not. It's delicious. I'm gonna go vegan. I was like, no, come on.
You said vegan's best. Don't tell the audience. It's funny because mama was first developed as a vegetarian. No, it's a meat substitute, isn't it?
No, it's meat. You think it's a bother. Yeah. Bother has got little bits of...
I love it with bother, where you have a big cut. You make it really strong and you get beefy drinks at the bottom. It's carrot beef. It's a beefy drink.
It's a beefy drink. Hold back! Well, I'm beefy drinks. I'd like to do it.
Do you like sauce? I'll give it some of this. Give it some boost. Oh, it's a good match.
Oh, it's a good match. Anyone can beat a word before making a character. I like beefy drinks. No.
Well, there's quite a lot of Tabasco. Is it safe to throw it? It's only a few drops. It only lets out one drop at a time.
We should all pick our eyes. No, we'll make a good show. Right, so, here's what's going to happen. Here's what I hope is going to happen.
We're going to take it and turn it to go behind that shield. When you take a bit of your choice and perform the song, perform with the song that you're hitting. I'll be the only minute and half, two minutes at the top, so it's not too long. But, first on the list, we're going to start with...
So, again, 13 songs, these are the winners. If you didn't get on Dopey's side, we love them all. They're going to be in the podcast here. The 13 we're using tonight.
So, with that in mind, the first song, is it you? You're going to find out now. I've got a little attention. It is.
Beware the witch. Mouth of Keith's aim is by the Tom Chapman experience. Well, Eli's doing the first one. It's just the one pop.
It's a fresh metal style. It's a lovely one. So, this song is one minute and 50 seconds if you're counting at home. It's a mouth shape.
Oh, he's got to look up. It was around earlier. Why can't you find Keith? It's your choice.
That's fine. Are you ready? Right, so, performing. Eli will be forming.
It's going to be forming. If by the Tom Chapman experience, you can please press the logo button. The message is please, Keith. All humanity has to suffer the heart of the king.
For his first floor, I'm saying this, the blood blank of another white bomb has came to the side of the song. More shell is its old track, and the maximum power will pop. The piece of the song will betray us. The head of this mouth of Keith's aim is...
Yay! One don't be like someone. Well, then, Mr. La.
What about someone? Sorry? No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Keith, has it been charged, yes? Which part of Keith's own is? How did you enjoy that?
How did you feel? I feel good. I feel good. I'm good.
I went back there and tried to do a puppet show to that song. Kind of did. I did some flips. That was my favourite.
Right, I got to go on to the next song. It's called, Here We Go. Who's doing the puppets for this? I'm doing this.
It's going to have to help switch the cameras. Right, next song is by Jake Posner, or Posner, and it's Don't Get Mad. I'm going to be doing this one. It involves two puppets.
It's vocal and I'll call it a electroy. Here we go. Greg wants to watch his favourite TV show, but his parents were watching something else. Greg was like throwing a temper tantrum.
How should Greg behave? Turn it off now. I'm sorry. The news is on.
Don't be watching you. Come on, turn it back. No, not turn it back. Come on, watch it.
I'm not going to watch it now. I'm going to fucking do something. Don't be dead. Don't be dead.
Don't be dead. Don't be dead. Don't be dead. Don't be dead.
Don't be dead. Don't be dead. Don't be dead. Disaffected them.
Right. the next one and this one is for Biffle. It's amazing. Right, it's really...
Yeah, it's your next. Now, you're going to like this one, it's a grimy slow-blues track, right? And it's called Come Around Here by The Spoth Rocket. So that's your songs up next.
Oh, I'm excited. Biffle, do you want to make your way over to the puppet land? No, I'm not. You're just a band-to-wire guest.
Well, that's how you enjoy the show so far. I'm not keen. No, I'm not keen. No, I'm not.
I enjoy it. I've not enjoyed your company. I love it. I love it.
So, er, any favourites? I know it's only too hard. But the performance of that one's a really dumb. Shut up.
Ta-da-ta-ta-ta Ta-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Is that an Spread She Girls Pokemon? We lived in the eye. Before she even had no mouth inside her.
I knows that's not the crowd. But keep us all, we should see that. I know, we should see that. Where's the urge to drain my baby well, but ask out.
Not the wrong thing. The wrong thing. It's right there. The Kai is the boss, David.
Oh, well, naughty, naughty, sneevers. We do like a jokey munchy. I enjoyed it when it's night to get filthy, and I'm just sorry, I went, oh no. You know what I was doing before?
I have. I've just, I've done it before. I have heard it. Well, we had to wiggle the bow of the wiggly.
I just like to say that song portrays me at work as a DJ. But in the end, the Eli of the song, it's not onto the young lady's hair, and the walls in the ceiling. Physically impossible. As well as something I would never do.
I bet you what to do. It was the one who created the Sistine Chapel. Michael Andrew, like a bass bottle. He was up there to make a certain colour and flute.
He used to allow his back, didn't he, on a scaffolding? He was close to normal. He was perfect. He was perfect.
He was a jacket off, isn't it? He was no serene. He was a serene. Something's on something below it.
A very lovely voice. He didn't hear it because of the echoes. He spoke about it quickly. Because Ashley's now up to his song.
Oh, she's like, I'm done. No, wait, wait, wait. You're okay. He's down.
I'm on for the door. He said, wait. We can't have you flake it up. No, he's not.
He's not putting it out of the way. Oh, I need it. I need it. Oh, look at that.
I'm going to have to show it. Actually, the song you're about to sing. I'm not singing. No, I'm singing.
You're singing this one. Don't. I don't need that. I did sing that one.
You're ruining the intro for this person. The next song we have chosen today for your revision is called Feel My Heart by V. Nessie, round of course to them. You're going to need two puppets for this.
One who sings a may one. One that sings the first and the female voice if you want to sings the chorus. Let's make your rope a little bit dance. Are you ready?
No. Have my reading. Go till I go, please. Feel my feet into the car.
Feel my feet into the car. Feel my feet into the car. Feel my feet into the car. Feel my feet into the car.
We are now! What? What a shot at it. What a shot at it.
What a shot at it. What a shot at it. That was good. I like to do that.
The female vocalist came up. I'm going to go out. I'm sorry. I really used to watch that.
I can't get very uncomfortable. I can't get very uncomfortable. I can't get people's names so I'm weird. It was Rachel.
She's very good. She's very good. That was my bear. That was your bear.
My childhood bear. Honey. She's classically trained so she has love herself to be doing it. Oh, she has.
It's honey. My male. Does he have a fine? No, he doesn't have a fine.
He's a bear that he likes. I did not. How do I do? How do I do?
Have you checked and filed? Is there a single hole? He's got a drop against it. Well, that's not a fucking pool.
Maybe that's what you're talking about in your household. He's just your... It's your footage. Oh, do you want a fuck, love?
And then you go... He's grabbing it in. Yeah. That's right.
You go up to the woman that you love and you just... When you get into it and you just go... I'll get something there. That's it.
That's it. Sit down. Sit down. So you haven't given any kind of real life to your bear, honey?
It's just a deady bear. Of course it's... I'm moving the ball. Yeah.
Right. We're going to move up. An extra iron puppeteering. This one's called...
Are you ready for this? It's by Yucalaylee John and it's called Down at the Spoth and Viggle. I can't bump it for this. So that'll go...
Lovely. Lovely bit of information there. Well done. I'm just going to stand up and walk over to the other part of the room.
Are we off here, Paul? You're in for a surprise. As Mete Margaret has prepared her tasty meaty pies. We've got the smell to her yee-seem Mete fragrance from the bar.
As Brand off stops her ten pound out into the bar maid's bar. Adolescence has qua shantine yeti can't get in. Cause Jimmy Piskis knows the law and said they both look under 18. As Uncle Grandly watches on which our new channel and is gin.
They'll add the Spoth and Pickle. It's Paul and Eli too. They haven't got much money and they don't know what to do. They like to make a pod cars, but these things they ain't cheap.
And like a bolt and lightning have an idea that is unique. They jump up from the tables, willing snacks and crisps galore. The DJ's unimpressed as they have left the mess on the dance floor as Madam Lady Blobson's wish she'd jambered under night before. Down at the Spoth and Pickle, you can't contain the fun.
With regulars like Ainky Ken and also pre-commed on. But don't listen to each man and his measurement suggestions. There's too much booze to soon, induce and very crumpy sessions. And at the Spoth and Pickle, it's closing time for now.
I look for Sticky Vicky but she's leaving with that south. We must be getting late now as I'm looking for the clock. When a vampire beside me says I want to hug you all. I choose to put some headphones on and head towards the streets.
I wonder if there's any noodles in the flat that I can. Eats I found a sweet show that's called Cheatshore so my night is complete. We're live Paul! We're done!
Yeah, it's my fault! I'm wonderful performance. I enjoyed that a lot. What's here to my eye?
Can we all agree? But doing this for just two minutes is really fucking hard. I can't even really go. You do quite a lot of running.
Do you reckon you've run half the marathon? I can feel the moisture. I can feel the moisture. There's one of the songs coming out.
So there we go. That was down the Spoth and Pickle. Elight, your turn. And this looks down.
You don't know what the song is yet and we haven't discussed what you're going to do. You keep making a fucking noise. It's recording because the table keeps banging against it. That's because he keeps fucking rocking it like a bell cock.
Like a bell cock. Bell cock. Bell cock. Bell.
Right. You want me to stream my dick at the mics and make a fucking sound. I'm not a disappoint. It might be a good one.
In the comments below. Yeah, but they will. They say, we can explain this and the flapping it. Let's see if we can get this channel band on Twitch.
If not already. Right. So the next song you like, it's a slow one. It's a ballad of the evening.
And it's called, Towards Perfection, by Gordon Brown, Not That Gordon Brown. That's what we know. I know you know. It's a slow ballad.
It's full of people. It's full of people. It's a slow ballad you like. So you need to be beautiful.
Right. It's a great song. It's a ballad. Something different.
And we'll see how the judges fair when they hear it. Are you ready to sit off? I'm fine. Go on my top.
And the... Yeah, tell everyone now you're better. I'm not on, we're not on, we're not on. We are.
You're stupid, you're not on. You're not hurting yet. I say sign. I don't know if I can go to logo and we're off.
But let's just play with my one. Ok, go on, go on. Well, you can swap them around. I don't matter.
I like this show. Are you nearly ready to go? Right, in that case, sign your logo and come back to you. It's a life, once it's true meaning of waiting in life.
And it's this world of the sky. The sky, graciously, time. Oh, really great song. Nothing about Spotify on people's faces.
There wasn't. It was about turning towards perfection. It was. It was a beautiful song.
It's a nice song. I honestly thought it was nice to have a song in the show that wasn't just about because she was so laid in tears. I've never listened to the podcast. Good!
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They made a really nice, good song. Yeah. But...
And I really like it. It's a good song, that's what I'm saying. And I thought we needed all shades of some music tonight, not just the soft, soft bang, bang, wallet, wallet type stuff. And that's what one, isn't it?
I don't know. We have to spice one more picture. What are you doing on your hand? Which one?
Pan... Pilot. Yeah! See?
Is it not on a song as well? Is it? OK. He looks, doesn't look like a pirate to me.
It's all I've ever seen many. It's a pirate, don't it? It's going to be doing it. We'll give him our next song while he's away from him.
Biffle. Your song that you're performing tonight is by a bang. Oh, well, well, well. This is...
He's something that he's standing in. He's so dant. I feel so dant. He's so d dant.
Your revision, your revision finalist tonight is... Star Night Light with... I just got a poo! I like it.
So, I like it. Before you go and get ready for Indian puppet worlds, here you go, get around into puppet land. I think this sounds more like the kind of thing I expected. This is the best, yes.
We should have a lot of fun with this. I've got a poo. I've got a lot of poo that is new. Did you enter this shit?
I did do it. I did do it. This is weird. I feel like I just thank you at a party.
This is how we get it all. He, like, introduced me. I just had a poo by Star Night Light when I go for the... All right, here we go.
That's terrifying. I had a ship by Bright Night Light! Star Bright Night Light, that with their finalist in tonight's Euro Division contest, I just had a poo. What a lovely performance I thought by the performer.
Do you know his name? We didn't catch him on the way out. He just turned off mysteriously. I think he was called Mr.
Scuggles. Birdock. Birdock. Birdock Scuggles.
That's it. Birdock Scuggles has got a habit of turning off performing Willie and Hilly. Really? He's really, really.
Luckily he's had his bird, not his willy. Luckily we got the bird's eyes. Right, let's go. Right, let's go.
I'm going to drink Scuggles. Ash, you're going to like this one. This one is one of our no lyrics songs, which is a lovely piece of music. What you will have to do something with it.
And it is Irish Jimmy's jig. So I'll go with you. How many more we got? We are at number one, two, three, four, five, six more to go.
It's just like you're a business. Let's go on forever. Ash, please take it away with Irish Jimmy's jig. Yeah.
Lovely bow. Wow. Nice time. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Lovely, lovely, lovely bit of music. What a lovely bit of music. Yeah. Well, lovely, lovely place.
I think it was just in place, doesn't it? I mean, you can imagine getting a jig on, right? I love it. I love it.
I love it. I didn't enjoy the hand jig. You did? I like the sound of the chair.
I like the sound of the chair. You don't have to get up anyway. You're gonna have to get up anyway in a minute. You're gonna be spanking each other.
That's right. Well, it's me next anyway. Yeah. Sit down.
Sit down. There. Sit down. Roll over.
Play dead. Suck my chod. My hot new chod. No, you can suck.
You can suck. You can suck. You can suck. You can suck.
You can pop it. You should have some sandwiches on the side. Here's the next song that I'm going to perform with a puppet. And the song is called, Now Stowd is going to get you by Lee Spence.
I got it. I'm ready to know that. It's a little too many times. Oh, I'm a sweetheart.
Will you help me get ready? There's only one puppet he did. I'm gonna go there and pick up. Here we go.
I need that good time feeling just like back in the day. When the real Muppets after one were kept far away. I didn't want to be my childhood game to pop music sounds. All the films that I used to young for the first time around.
If I'm told you he's your pathology. Then my style's just gonna get you. The style's just gonna get you. I think sensory is where I want to be.
Though they want my sleep as they'll come back in 93. That venture once I'll get my special plus. I think I'm on take my special plus. I think this can't shoot the market used to be twice our bars.
If your kind of place is a liminal space then. Now Stowd is going to get you. The math on the proof. Still a life.
And that's it. Two by two. Still a life. The co-linus subs.
Still a life. The Burger King kids club. Still a life. The naked young.
Still a life. Pebble Mill one. Still a life. Cottro's own.
This is a life. Jerry dance. Still a life. Fingers crispy pancakes.
Still a life. The river of the 90's makes me think their time. Been living in the old end of 1985. Tomorrow's world is cancelled so picked on another cow.
The greatest hits of yes or you do for you now. Don't take a stand till you reach for that landfill. Most out just go to get you. Most out just go to get you.
We're back well done soon. Who's the fuck that? How you thought that was a bird? It was a bird.