Hello listeners, it's another Cheatio Out and About episode and this week we're in, well, where are we? Renal Shuforis, but where about? We are by a large yellow gold post. That helps no one.
Because that's just a random feature in a car park. There's trees, there's a car park, what else you want? And one's twice three times a theory. Right, okay, so you've worked that in twice now for no fucking reason.
And now, look, the reason we're here today is we're filming another supernatural extraterrestrial world with Mr. Biffle for Digitizer, but he's setting things up. What did he ask you to do? Be an alien of book two or something.
I'm going to say I'm a bin of doctorate and I'm going to use this horrible shaving rash I've got to say that was an elect of radiation burn from a grey with a big, big probe. So in amongst our, of wanderings and findings, we're also going to try and get Biffle to reveal that. This is all a massive hike and he's a fucking charlatan. A snake or man, that's our plan anyway.
And he's roped Stuart Ashen and Ryan into this fucking disgusting shit fest. But we're here to report on the truth and that's our job today. You know what, I've had a ghost burn and I'm once twice. Stop saying once twice three times a hearing.
I don't know what the fucking reference is. It's Lionel Richie. He never sang once twice three times a hearing. He's hairy.
But you're not and you won't. Imagine that she didn't have great personal hygiene. Then she'd be once twice or didn't look after that sort of stuff. Three times a hearing.
What's a stinky fudge got to do with Lionel Richie now? And what's a stinky fudge got to do with aliens? Nothing. Everyone's looking at us now because I said stinky fudge loud.
I haven't seen you guys for like over a year and the first thing I hear is the approach to stinky fudge. I didn't say stinky fudge. Ah, no, I didn't. But now he thinks you did and that's the important part.
He's got me, he's got me, he's got me. He's done one twice three times a hearing. And I brought up then the stinky vagina motif, which is unfortunately stuck, but now been labelled to Eli Silverman. Anyway, what we hear for today, Mr Biffle.
We're going to look for evidence of alien life, Paul. Why here? Why is this is Reynolds from Forest, the site of the world's most famous famous UFO sighting. Well, first most documented.
What's the most documented? Can you keep saying that? Like, OK, because it had a bit of a recording. Because it's the most famous British one.
Yes. Yeah, but what makes it interesting is that the number of people who saw it around 100. It's the first synchronicity. This is the first synchronicity.
They send reality control and they send in synchronicities. This is pointing away. They're just wearing hats by the same concopee. Synchronicity, which is meaning of four coincidences, which the aliens use.
So that's what we're doing today on Cheap Show. Fuck off, I'm doing the intro. I've had enough of your fucking input. Wait, say what?
Don't prod me. I'll prod you. I've had enough of that. When I was pro, by aliens.
Now, I bet you there's some kind of synchronicity with Lionel Richie come to. Fuck off, if I were to keep popped up in the woods, as it's once, twice three times a hairy badge. Or whatever it is you said. But yeah.
I don't know. I don't know. I'm saying that. Yeah.
Right. I'm going to say something again. I've fallen this shit first. Not really.
Wise man. Alright. Let's be good. Oh, I'm Samuel.
Hello. I'm Samuel. Hi, I'm Samuel. Are you filming?
Yeah. Oh, is he filming me filming you? No. Get everything.
Get all the Gantamines. Yeah. Oh, pantomime. Come on, everyone.
Let's film this fucking episode. Eli, I'm going to go record this. It's the first. First.
Fookie. Sookie. Where you going? Eli's having a piss.
I'm sorry. Sorry. Eli, can you have a quiet piss? I'm going to have a pee now.
How about that? Well, hold something. No. It's alright.
I'm going to go pee over here. Everyone's peeing. I'm peeing. I'm going to pee over here.
You watch. I'm going to have a pee now. Now that I've had a pee and I can explain what's going on. And it's basically this.
In 1980, I think it was invented from forest in East Angular. There was near December. There was a sighting of a UFO by two American soldiers. Borrows in Peniston, I think it was.
And they saw an alien ship one night in these very woods in Rendleshire. And then a few nights later, more men from the Army Base heard and saw sounds and it was recorded by a general halt. I'm pretty sure I'm getting the details wrong right now, but by all means to your own research. And so those two nights, they recorded all this footage and information.
And one of the most documented UFO sightings ever. Not as famous as Roswell, but it had an impact. So we're just standing in the woods now. It's quiet.
It's quite spooky woods. I've had a piss now so we're off. I'm going to join them now. Oh, he's filming a bit.
Right. So he's done his shitty intro and now we're all playing along with the Sherrod. I'm going to the East Gate where one of the initial sightings was, I believe, Peniston and his friend, Peniston lost time and touched the spacecraft himself. He's described it like a glass sensation, but with etchings on.
Yeah. See, I don't have to write stuff down, Mr Biffle, because I remember it with me brain. Oh, he's talking. You got your little fact sheet, your laminated splash sheet.
All right. What's your first fact? I'm not at least one fact, I'm going to get blurred, are they? What do you mean blurred?
Well, if they get rained on, they're not going to smudge. I think you're a bit like censored. Like, who's going to go back in with a pen and start scratching stuff off? Oh, I guess a fact.
Right. A fact. Yeah. On the morning, the 20th, no, no, no.
What? Not against me. Good. Hey.
Hey. Fuck off. Right. Well, I'm only 26th or 7th, I've got to be 3am.
Yeah. Two United States Air Force security police, please, prom and sort unusual lights outside the black gate. R-A-F. Back gate.
Not black gate. That's in the black lodge. That's the black lodge. The black gate prison.
Is that right? That's not what we're here for. It's a minute. They thought an aircraft might have crashed, but then some other stuff happened.
Yeah, that was more owes in penis than I believe with the two guys. And that report's by Holt. That form that you're holding there was sent out to the British government to go, that kind of happened to what you think you want to do about it. And it came four weeks to later the British government were like, well, we don't care.
What? I thought you were the skeptic. What's no his facts? Therefore, he'll be able to challenge you on your whimsies.
I have a question. Yes. Will there be any metal that you tear in half and go magically together again? Might be.
Might be. I've also got here an FM radio thing. What do you got? There you go.
I've got a tech for any alien signals that makes it here because there is a belief that there are tunnels beneath Red or some forest. We go further up here. We may see the hatches. This is one of the theories that when the basin's closed down, they went beneath the ground.
Well, you know why these people are here? Well, I've got a yellow thing. It's like there's an office on this side and there's an office on that side. They might want to send a memo.
I've got a second tube. No, I've never seen this tunnel. It's pretty bad. I've got one on my foot in a hole in the stamp.
Well, you've got a hole. Was it like a mole or was it a deep hole? I don't think it was a hole. I've never seen a hole in a dam.
I've seen it was a hole. A man had done too cool. I've seen it. You've tread on anything?
Yes. It had to be destroyed. Well, it's a human pose. It's a sloth.
It's a little detail, isn't it? Sloth comes down in the trees and then dig a little hole for their pose, aren't they? I've not seen any sloths. I don't think it's going to be a sloth.
What's your name over, Posita? I can't just do something. So you've given yourself a name after a lady's sex toy? It's an insect.
It's an insect. It's an insect. It's already armed. Run.
Run. Run. The reason why these bases, the reason why that might go off, right? Because these were meant to be built as a nuclear deterrent to Russia during the Cold War.
So they believed that these bases were built to store American nuclear weapons in case Russia fired and they could attack from these locations. That's one of the reasons the police behind these bases. This is RAF Woodbridge here. It is now.
It's here, Sanja. RAF Woodbridge is here on our right. My right. These gentlemen.
I can't remember your names. They're just going to be feet for you. Why is he called Fife now? It was Fife over Posita.
Is that your cause? Yeah, of course. You came over with that. This gentleman here is better from me.
That one is. I can't even remember you. Why do you have fake names? I don't know.
They just started that one. And you let them carry on. I just said we don't know each other. Fife over Posita.
Fife love sex toy, lady. No, it's not a sex toy. That's what you were talking about. You wouldn't stop talking about these sex toys right there.
You get the leg deal, those, and you fill in the plastic air. This is not what you thought. And then the lady puts them up them and then cleaves the eggs out. That's part of the romantic practice.
I'm looking for answers. I need to be obsessed with it. The whole journey. I don't know.
Don't let them. That's not real. I think it is. No, it is real.
You can look it up. We did. I had to. You squirt up with a kind of alien proboscis.
And she reviewed them. Oh, that looks so good. I'm going to order six. See if you're reviewing his channel.
See, Eli, we found your love sex toy. We did. So now we know your perversions. Just call me Maguire.
Is that him? Look at those filthy hovey positors. They're looking at the existed. So I don't come across like a.
They're going to cave at the start. Do not want. I'm looking for answers. Unless I'm going to go to the end.
I'm looking for answers. I'm looking for answers. I'm looking for answers. I'm looking for answers.
I'm looking for answers. I'm looking for answers. I'm looking for answers. They're going to cave at the start.
Do not want. I'm looking for answers. Unless they're looking for answers. Unless they're looking for answers.
Hey, Jake, I got ones. Hey, Jake, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, Jake, hey, hey. Hey, Jake, hey, hey, hey.
Please keep these things away from me. Don't take his jobs. You did not want to look after my haunted scalp. Reddit was unsurprisingly an absolute gold mine of alien fetishization.
I went through those in the car when you were in a traffic jam. You'll read anything. I did. I had an ingredient on the pack of Haribo.
Well, that's what they said they come a little gelatin pouches that you mix up. And you fill them up. You know what? We have covered the ex-...
If you want to know more, go to Reddit and look up OV positive. The rest is up to you. I'm done talking about sex eggs. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not logging about sex eggs. Yeah. I just don't think Biff is going to take this alien hunting seriously today.
Oh, he wouldn't have taken that. What have you possibly seen that could make you think that way? Oh, no. The fact that he's not my dad when he went fishing.
Is there an alien hunting costume? He does look like the guy who gets killed first in Jurassic Park. Oh, he does. Like the second one, whether on the island in Julianne was like, Oh, look, we're lucky, man.
Oh, did you see the trailer for Dominion? No. The trailer's floating about. Oh, fucking brilliant.
Did you like Falling Kingdom? I did. I actually do fall in Kingdom. In the sense that I've never seen all of this in a Jurassic Park film before, but it gets a pass because it's not just people running around in an empty park.
Yeah, but also every character is a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's true, though. That's been true since the second one. Yeah, it's a very close.
It's like me, so I will let them out to eat everywhere. Thank you, small child for your logic. You see, I thought they would have done it. They'd have the bad guy doing it at the end and his dying breath.
You know? Or all they get out of their own accord. But then... I just don't want to talk about it.
Well, don't worry, because all the original cast are back in the new one, which means they'll attempt to make you feel like you're watching the first film again. I can happen like a rapper's going to tear out Samuel's catheter or something. I don't see like... I don't know where the point is.
Apparently there are two stories. One with Chris Pine and whatever doing their thing, and then one with the original trio doing their thing, and they meet halfway through. I'm not sure what the date we're going to do. We're going to go to Isla Newplum, I'll make for this also blow over.
I thought it was a franchise to go. And on that, we end-keep-show movie review for this week, but join us next time. We'll be looking at the film Necronomacos. I'm trying to say it didn't happen.
They're trying to make it jokey. They're trying to say that my radiation burn-off of grey with a big, the hot probe isn't real. But look, this blamer, the content and beauty spread in this leaflet. What leaflet?
This is a wooden sign! It's not a leaflet! It's simulated! Lies!
Lazy! Someone copied this. Didn't speak English. So this is the East Gate.
Uh, Messish. Schmidt, have you been here before? Yes, absolutely. I live by this gate.
The three months. Just stop. No, they can't see you there because of the firms. Oh, you're in the firms.
Absolutely. So this is where in the early hours of Boxing Day, 1980, what's his name? Paul? Which one?
Well, the fellas that saw it. There were two nights. I haven't got to the other nights. Yeah, it was Peniston and I think Boros.
Right. Can I remember the second guy's name? Well, obviously for reasons I do remember Peniston. Oh, yeah.
We all remember it. I guess. Largent Jim Peniston. Yes, a great man.
Finally, it has happened to me one more time. And my favourite. My favourite. One of the servicemen started getting penisced to later to take him to the cross with an unknown audience when he went into the forest to investigate the lights.
Is that from the New to the World of Oracle? No. Come on. With the media.
That news page is... That page is, yes. Which is mostly fake. No, it's not.
I've heard of the Rendles from Code. No. If you take all the official documents released, take all the words, put them in alphabetical order, take some of the words away, add some other words, it makes no sense. I want this to be a really good document.
No one's taken seriously. No, you're not. You're not. No.
I see anyone. It's being not real. What do you mean getting paid? I've ever heard about this paid business.
I've been covering the car parking. Oh, right. Okay, that's fine. Right.
Yes, you live here. I'm going to be a bit more. Christmas 98 was the time with the U of Host sightings to an appearing of extreme military and political sensitivity owing to the Cold War. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so you are here at the East Gate.
I'm going to take a picture of that. And then usual lights are seen there. So that's by the car park. And then viewpoint, the lighthouse.
So, oh, we should actually take a picture of this. Hang on. I'm going to take a picture. This might be fucking useful.
Right, I'm taking a picture. So we're at the East Gate. It takes one half hours to walk around. I don't know where the path is.
East Gate. That's the main one down there. There's a walk. I'm going to show without me.
So where the fucking car? Two minutes and he's climbing a tree. What are you doing up a tree? You're up a tree when we went to Winnie the Boo's house.
I like being up a tree and my name is Phoebe. Right, well, there you go. If you don't give him a ting-tongue, he won't behind three. Yeah, don't.
What are you looking at the East Gate? Why would you look at the East Gate? Yes. Nothing happened on the gate.
Nothing happened at the gate. I took a picture of the map on the wall, by the way, so it has a route of when things happened in what order. I don't know, narrative. I've got to tell you, this is Mate Macan.
This is it. No. OK. Yeah, that's it.
So the little alien mutt. This is a former US base, this gate wasn't actually here originally. Now I'm by the US British Army. That hut was the only entrance.
And that's from there. I saw the lights descend over in that direction. Now, you can literally say, what was your name? Do you even remember that?
Why is everyone's got fake names? I don't understand this. Have you ever seen that? Yeah, I've got a fake name.
My fake name is... It won't be good. Hang on. No.
Montgomery falafel. No, terrible. What do you mean, feet feet? What about this?
Resperdere Mont Blanc. Mont Blanc. It's pictures with words. We've travelled, right?
We've sat in traffic for like two hours. In 24 hours. Looking up bloody other positors. With Guy.
Ryan, no. What's the... Devon, you curse. I've got a point.
No, he's going to have a side of the side. Do you ever understand about the East Gate or what Peniston saw here? I mean, no, not really. What do you want to say, you like?
That's Peniston came here and went, finally. It's said that. I did that already. I've been in a haly urn like that.
No, it doesn't make it any better. In fact, I can say it's going to be worse. How presumably it was a light from a lighthouse. No, this is what skeptics believe.
But when you actually listen to the eyewitness, I should take these off. It's not for suddenly. And you look like... I don't know, a serial killer as well.
You look like a serial killer all the time. Well, you look like a serial killer. What do you look like? I was serial killer.
Were you like Captain Tramp the bin, man? Better. He's better than I was a victim. Well, right.
He's better. Yeah, if you listen to the actual eyewitness reports. What I saw could not have been lights from the lighthouse. The Orphan Nest lighthouse.
That was a cover-up. OK. It was red lights and it set off the animals screaming. The lights shot across the sky.
And then, of course, several service men trekked into the woods and actually encountered the ship. It's on a second night during a Christmas party. Yes, it was on a second night. When they were mostly drunk.
It's back. It's back. It's the second night. Like Terminator.
Yeah. And the ship, which landed on a tripod, had hieroglyphics on the side. That's on the first night. Why don't you do it?
Just making sure your facts are correct. Because you've got it echoing. What I'm saying. I'm not echoing what you're saying.
Interesting coincidence. Interesting coincidence. And you know who else was drunk? The Secret Service detail.
Look. He trusted to look after JFK. That's true. We're not here for that one.
In fact, JFK was shot by one of his own protectors. Secret Service men by accident. I have another fact. That's about the UFO, the Windrush Room incident.
The people had a tripod. There were three indentations on the ground. And when they measured it for radiation, they were very high levels in the holes. And what was the thing?
They used the wrong equipment for that measurement. So you were far too sensitive. The part that we've been looking at is your badge. Yeah, I have.
Oh. Oh, nice. Not very good. It's not very good.
Could be epic with anything. You may not have seen before. It was a photograph of a creature taken by the serviceman, which has never been released to the public. Oh, but I have a photo of it here.
He's got the photograph here. That's an exclusive. That's not what I'm saying. That's a gang's car.
That's a gang's car. Nobody knows. It's a creature we refer to as think. And that's all we know of him.
No one's taking a series of them. I don't know. It's unjuly worry everyone. But being dive by Swifts must be something to do with the aliens.
Can we get a car? No, let's swim. No one's taking a series of them. You think there's a security camera of like an army place on the floor to go?
Should we approach them? No, there's the Bill Peter out. There's a little client coming. It's a little client coming.
It's a little client coming. Oh, God, can stand down. I'm supposed to be repaid. Oh, yes.
I don't know. Shitty job. Do you think Tony tried to escape or get in? It's a rubber band.
It's a rubber band. It's a rubber band. This is just ribbing it. No one cares.
Me and Devin were just saying. Ryan, we're just saying. We have the real name of the video. Ryan was just saying.
This is why it caused me to do a little climb. You could get over there really easily, but no one gives a crap if you get in. There's nothing in there, right? Not really.
It's what? There might be some mines and stuff. Well, that's why you probably wouldn't want to climb in really nearly. You don't want to jump on a mine, do you?
I like these M.I.D. posts. Shall we have one? Can we get one out the ground?
Should I text a pass? Yeah, take a few photographs. It's a very blustery day here today on Reynolds in Forest. Skate grubs, race guys, a bit of patter of rain.
A bit of patter of rain, but nothing too egregious. Some youth has tagged it, as youth do. Right now, I think we're going to go back down the way we came. Pass the shark gate and onwards to the path towards the second sighting, I believe.
Doing a D.V. Is it Duke of Edinburgh, Ward? No, he's not. He told me it was a scalps badge thing.
I'm doing this in my D.V. And my attempt, my ultimate goal is to surpass it by finding alien technology that will resurrect Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, Palpatine style, like in the rise of Skywalker. And it still wouldn't be as far-fetched as that. Dead speak.
Oh, good. When you're going to reveal that, in a free piece of Fortnite footage, you stick up the internet. I don't good the narrative, it is. The greatest bits of marketing I've ever seen in my life.
I was like, he's back! When did we find out more? He got Fortnite? No, but if you wait now and ten minutes, you'll see him in the film and we'll just hand wave it at that point.
I don't like to speak ill of other people's work because people put a lot of effort into it, but I saw the open crawl and just checked out straight away. I was like, the dead speak. Oh, here we go. I'm strapped in.
Anyway, three out of ten stars, and we'll see you next time on Cheep Show Reviews. You'll see him as well. I'm in the World War. Yeah, it's not the worst gimmick.
It's not the worst gimmick. Oh, no. Hong over some. Or the most...
What was it like working with Eli on a film shoot, him turning up late and drunk? No, he was never late. But he was never drunk. Sometimes he was working.
The night, fuck off for! Turn this into this. Turn this into this. What?
Can I turn this into that? The Cheep Show fans want to know about your unprofessional behaviour on a professional film set. Are we going to have to make up stories to see your audience? Is that what this is about?
No, are we all wanting to know how sad we are? There's no sugar coating like that. Let me ask you this, Paul. Would someone who's unprofessional as a performer be asked to portray Natoria's kiss and bond Jovie manager, Doc McGee, in Made for the American Market documentary series for fucking sub-equity rights?
Yes, that's exactly who they'd hire. That's exactly who they'd hire. Exactly. Ooh!
That's not what they're saying. No lunch. What? Because of clubits.
No travel. Basically, I was in Ministry of Sound. There's nowhere to sit down and they could call me at eight thirty in the morning and I wasn't until one thirty. Ooh.
You know what I mean? We did that lot, so I'm not saying anything. The rest of us had to do that. Oh.
That's an easy gig, but the money's terrible and don't get food. But yeah. But Bob Matt, yeah. Bob Matt.
And you've got to pretend to be bond Jovie's manager. I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know. The first one I self-taped for was Paul Simon. And they give you a scenario that you have to sort of act out with a self-taped like this.
Paul Simon being pissed off with Art Garfunkel because he'd made a movie. And I was literally just like, what'd I do? I don't know if I'd put all of the sound on it. So I was just like, already, I'm really pissed off of it if I'd do in the movie.
And that's, you were talking about myself. Exactly. And so for this one, I was like, oh no, it's not one of these I hate self-taping for these. And I thought, I'm just going to do one take and fucking just take the piss.
And they were like, well really interested in Eli. Got the level. You know what I mean? They're into.
When you try too hard for it, they don't want you. I'll just do whatever that we really like. We really like how little you can't. Exactly.
It's an audition. I think they're looking for people. They're low-esteps. So they'll do it fucking 250 quid a day.
I think I'm the perfect person. I've let you self-taped. So you never really know what they're after. This is the problem.
If you're not there with them. What you do with those ones is like, do this whole scenario, which is a scene involving lots of other characters. What do you know what I mean? I've had one at two or three months ago for a feature.
And a self-taped kind of interaction between two characters. I had to sit and react to a whole fucking court scene. So my mum is like reading five characters. I'm like, come on, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go here. So what you're sitting there and your mother's saying, and I stabbed him seven times in the chest. My mum has a really strong, awful accent. So it was like, is there a witch about, is there another witch?
Is that not really strong? It's a funny song. Say, hammer, I'll tell you that. That's the thing, with an audition, you go in.
And if it's a bad audition, everyone feels that everyone knows. When a self-taped band on their desk, they can take the piss as long as they like it and chug it right into the trash can. Oh, we've lost them. She should probably actually keep up with the two.
Oh. We've been Norwich. On my second year at university, we had a Hyam Road. We had our residence was on.
And we got into a cab and the driver turned around and said, Hiam Road. He said, Say, I'm Road. In a very intimidating way. He said, what?
Say, I'm Road. Say, I'm Road. How would you say it in the Norwich accent? Hiam Road.
Say, I'm Road. Say, I'm Road. Say, I'm Road. Say, I'm Road.
I'm Road. I'm just going to get you carried there. Your Viv Sparklefish, or whatever name is? VVOMP!
I do know what I'm going to say, my name is VV Silverfish now. Sparklefish. Viv Sparklefish. Viv Sparklefish.
I've got my skeptics name, Mr Biffo. It's Viv Sparklefish. I thought I introduced you as Paul Gannon. Paul Viv Sparklefish Gannon.
Where's the she with her thing? There we are. Lost all over any of them. No one's taken a serious.
Oh. So quick silly. I'm back to silly. I just wanted it to be good.
It's going to be fine. We're going to do some film. We're going to do some film. We'll look at the UFO.
We'll have a lovely time. The jacket looks very useful. I've got lots of things in it. We've got bait.
No, it's not a fishing jacket. It's not a human hunting. What's that? It's a gimbal cam.
That's nice. I've got a microphone. I've got these. I've got my phone in it.
No, I don't know what it is. Should we go and have a look at this UFO? Yeah, let's look at the UFO. Come on, everyone.